Of course, you are making a hilarious joke, and that's great. But since our auctions are not for you, why not contact one of the other auctions, or sell them yourself?
Problem solved. On Tue, Jun 12, 2012 at 3:57 PM, Johnson Tom <[email protected]> wrote: > I keep hearing from consignment houses that they can get the best prices > for my posters. But the same outfits bombard me with notices about the > outrageously low prices on the items they are selling, and the "steals" > that are to be had. So which is it? By my simple math one of those claims > is bullshit. I'm preparing to sell some of my collection, but don't want it > to be "stolen," or sold at outrageously low prices. But as a collector of > course I want those "crazy" deals. I think my foolproof solution is going > to be that I will buy only from the outrageously low prices guys, and sell > only through the "outrageously high," "truly ridiculously expensive." > > But I do not encourage you all to do the same, because if everyone > followed my foolproof method, then nobody would consign to the outrageously > low fellows, and nobody would buy from the outrageously high fellows. The > consignment biz would grind to a halt, plunging our already fragile economy > back into another dark age. But if that happens, I have a plan to get me > through the downturn: > > My attic needs insulation, so until this dilemma gets sorted out by > sharper minds than mine, maybe I'll stuff the posters I would otherwise > sell into the gaps in the joists, and let them age. I've heard that posters > treated like this are sometimes incredibly valuable. Most > formerly-used-as-attic-insulation posters I've read about went for > thousands of dollars each. Those of us with attics will all be rich, if we > are patient. If you do not have an attic, you should buy one before housing > prices rebound--they are thick on the ground around here. > > Discussion question: Do one-sheets make better insulation than half > sheets? The lighter paper makes the former easier to crumple--I know this > from much practice in shipping things I sell on Ebay--but maybe the heavier > half-sheet paper is a superior insulator? "R-Value" is the term used for > rating insulative quality, so maybe R-rated posters are better, or > Rereleases? I'll leave this to you experts, if you have some spare time in > your rigorous backbiting schedules. > > -Tom > Visit the MoPo Mailing List Web Site at www.filmfan.com > ___________________________________________________________________ How > to UNSUBSCRIBE from the MoPo Mailing List Send a message addressed to: > [email protected] In the BODY of your message type: SIGNOFF > MOPO-L The author of this message is solely responsible for its content. > > -- Bruce Hershenson and the other 26 members of the eMoviePoster.com team P.O. Box 874 West Plains, MO 65775 Phone: 417-256-9616 (hours: Mon-Fri 9 to 5 except from 12 to 1 when we take lunch) our site <http://www.emovieposter.com/> our auctions <http://www.emovieposter.com/agallery/all.html> Visit the MoPo Mailing List Web Site at www.filmfan.com ___________________________________________________________________ How to UNSUBSCRIBE from the MoPo Mailing List Send a message addressed to: [email protected] In the BODY of your message type: SIGNOFF MOPO-L The author of this message is solely responsible for its content.
