On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 19:24:57 +0000, Gervase Markham <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
:> :Customer Requirements Document :> :------------------------------ :> :After consultation, we have discovered that customers prefer darkness, :> :for energy and cost-saving reasons. This program is therefore entirely :> :unnecessary. :> Marketing: we need a big push for customers to prefer light, so we can sell :> them something. :Engineering: we are currently overloaded providing darkness; there's no :way we can provide light as well. Suggest marketing attempt to sell more :darkness, as it's a zero-cost resource. Accounting: See if we can get some third-party light in here, so we can see to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts. -- http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/ http://www.rocknerd.org/ "RPGs are the geek equivalent of test cricket." (Barbarella)
