Gervase Markham wrote:
>>> to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts.
>>
>
> Procurement: It seems the Sun currently has a monopoly on free light,
> and its reliability has been called into question regularly. Service
> during supposedly "up" times is also subject to random interruption by
> things called "clouds".
>
> Can Finance release financial resource for the procurement of
> pay-per-minute lighting?
Legal: We have just been ordered to stop producing light, as Microsoft
has reverse-engineered our light, and patented "ActiveLight".
This light frequently goes out for no apparent reason, and will
not work with the existing light available. If you would like to
use ActiveLight, it will only be available for Windows XP. Also
note: this product will not be supported six months from now.
For additional support you must upgrade to the latest version of
ActiveLight, which was reimplemented using .NET technology,
"LightXP".
