Chris Hoess wrote: > In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, David Gerard > wrote: > > On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 19:24:57 +0000, > > Gervase Markham <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >:> :Customer Requirements Document > >:> :------------------------------ > >:> :After consultation, we have discovered that customers prefer darkness, > >:> :for energy and cost-saving reasons. This program is therefore entirely > >:> :unnecessary. > >:> Marketing: we need a big push for customers to prefer light, so we can > >:> sell > >:> them something. > >:Engineering: we are currently overloaded providing darkness; there's no > >:way we can provide light as well. Suggest marketing attempt to sell more > >:darkness, as it's a zero-cost resource. > > Accounting: See if we can get some third-party light in here, so we can see > > to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts. > Industry Pundit: This is all irrelevant, because light will be replaced by > gamma rays within the next few years. Your company is doomed.
Steve Jobs: Forget all that, _WE_ have something so revolutionary, it'll make light look like darkness! We'll single-handedly redefine "light". -- jesus X [ Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism. ] email [ jesusx @ who.net ] web [ http://www.mozillanews.org ] tag [ The Universe: It's everywhere you want to be. ] warning [ "I hate cats. You never know if they're dead." - E. Schrodinger ]
