In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Christopher Rued wrote:
> Gervase Markham wrote:
> 
>>>> to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts.
>>>
>> 
>> Procurement: It seems the Sun currently has a monopoly on free light, 
>> and its reliability has been called into question regularly. Service 
>> during supposedly "up" times is also subject to random interruption by 
>> things called "clouds".
>> 
>> Can Finance release financial resource for the procurement of 
>> pay-per-minute lighting?
> 
> Legal: We have just been ordered to stop producing light, as Microsoft
>         has reverse-engineered our light, and patented "ActiveLight".
>         This light frequently goes out for no apparent reason, and will
>         not work with the existing light available.  If you would like to
>         use ActiveLight, it will only be available for Windows XP.  Also
>         note:  this product will not be supported six months from now.
>         For additional support you must upgrade to the latest version of
>         ActiveLight, which was reimplemented using .NET technology,
>         "LightXP".
> 

Custodial Services: Will people please stop leaving the light on all 
night when they go home?  It wastes electricity.

-- 
Chris Hoess

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