In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Christopher Rued wrote: > Gervase Markham wrote: > >>>> to *triple*-check Marketing's expense accounts. >>> >> >> Procurement: It seems the Sun currently has a monopoly on free light, >> and its reliability has been called into question regularly. Service >> during supposedly "up" times is also subject to random interruption by >> things called "clouds". >> >> Can Finance release financial resource for the procurement of >> pay-per-minute lighting? > > Legal: We have just been ordered to stop producing light, as Microsoft > has reverse-engineered our light, and patented "ActiveLight". > This light frequently goes out for no apparent reason, and will > not work with the existing light available. If you would like to > use ActiveLight, it will only be available for Windows XP. Also > note: this product will not be supported six months from now. > For additional support you must upgrade to the latest version of > ActiveLight, which was reimplemented using .NET technology, > "LightXP". >
Custodial Services: Will people please stop leaving the light on all night when they go home? It wastes electricity. -- Chris Hoess
