;-)I'm at it again;-( The regional solution is vice asylums. I'm far from a 
right wing conservative free marketer and I consider myself a liberal on most 
issues; but my opposition to this ban is visceral. Smoking tobacco by myself or 
by those surrounding me has diminished my quality and probably quantity of 
life. When I see someone "hammering a coffin nail," I often wish they would just 
whip out a 45, put it in their mouth, and shoot; the former is legal and the 
latter is not, but both are choices people make. Is it right that our choices 
should be made illegal? 
  "No," says I, "we should have the right to destroy ourselves in the best or 
the worst ways imaginable." But there need to be safe places to do it. I 
think there is room downtown and in The North Loop for just such places. Yes, I'm 
talking about Amsterdam on the Mississippi. The time is now. We need a city 
that never sleeps smoking that B.C. Bud, dropping the purist acid imaginable, 
and enjoying everything our paternalistic government chooses to deny us. And 
having paid the price and taxes for this hell and survived it, we might be better 
human beings for it knowing our limits having discovered them in this 
wonderful supermarket of forbidden experience. Or we might be dead. It can be the 
industry missing from downtown that brings in the bacon we need for everything 
else and solve some other problems in outlying areas of the Metro by 
concentrating them in our vice asylums. I propose we kill two birds with one stone and 
condemn the Star Tribune Buildings on the North side for this noble public 
purpose (with a statue of Michael Atherton on the plaza), since they will accept 
the appropriate compensation for the taking as there is no denying all the 
benefits of these noble institutions. We want vice asylums and we want them now. 
Power to the vicious.;-)
Bill Kahn
Prospect Park
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