On Fri, 2003-03-07 at 07:51, Diane Arsenault wrote:
> Hello Civileme,
> 
> Oops - sorry about the HTML - I didn't realize it wasn't set to plain text.
> 
> OK - info about my computer.  It's a HP Pavilion 7915, and I purchased it
> from a company that sells factory overstocks from HP.  It came "hardware
> only" (FYI - it did have Win98 on it, but when I first installed XP it
> trashed that).  Her are the specs I know:
> 
> - Intel Celeron 1.1 Ghz Processor
> 
        - Intelligent Celery running at 1100mhz

> - Socket 370 Motherboard, 100 Mhz FSB (what is FSB).  I don't know the make
> of the board, but it does have "Fresno" printed along one edge.
> 
        - FSB stand for either "Front Side Bus" (doesn't make sense, does it?)
- OR - "Forward Searching Beagle" (makes more sense)

> - 128 Mb SDRAM PC 100, 2 DIMM sockets.  I had 128 Mb added, for a total of
> 256.  (NOTE - when the BIOS fires up it report 255 Mb's, not 256)
> 

        - HP can't count.

> - 40 Gb 5400 RPM Hard Drive
> 
> - 48x CD-ROM Drive (LG) (original equipment)
> 
> - 48 x 24 x 48 x CD-RW added (also LG)
> 
> - 1.44 3.5" Floppy Drive
> 
> - Intel 82810 Onbaord Video Graphics with 4 Mb of shared video memory
> (Integrated into chipset, no AGP slot)
> 
        - Gawd - a whopping 4mb for graphics! Gads, don't know if I could deal
with that much video RAM...(g)

> -  AC97 Audio
> 

        - Dang - AC'97 - and it's now 2003 - musta been a good year.

> - Soundblaster compatible 16 bit 3-D Stereo Onboard Sound
> 
> - 56K v.90 Modem PCI (Cheetah apparently)
> 
> - Internet Multimedia Keyboard full size (104 key)
> 
> - 2 button Mouse PS/2
> 
> - Polk Audio Stereo Speakers
> 

        - Maybe it's the Polk speakers that are causing all the problems?

> - PORTS:  2 USB, PS/2 Keyboard, PS/2 Mouse, 2 - 9 Pin Serial, Parallel,
> Joystick
> 
> - JACKS:  Speaker, Microphone, Audio In, Audio Out
> 
        - missing a Jack. Jack Daniels.

> - Monitor - Not Included.   I purchased a HP Pavilion mx 70.
> 
        - If you don't have a monitor, how can you see what you're doing when
you're doing your installations?

> - HARD DRIVE is SAMSUNG SV4002H (Primary Master)

        - Samsung is a Korean company (I worked there) - so maybe this
particular HD is from NORTH Korea and it's starting a war with you?

> - CD-ROM is LG Electronics,  Model CRD-8485B (Secondary Master)
> - CD-RW is LG Electronics, Model GCE-8481B  (Secondary Slave)
> 
        - LG= Life's Good. God, I hate their ads.

> - BIOS is PhoenixBIOS 4.0, Release 6.0, Core Version 4.06, Bios Revision
> 3.08 02/16/02
> 
        - Doesn't a Phoenix "rise" from it's ashes? Maybe you need to set the
machine on fire, then a whole new machine will appear out of the tangle
mess of melted metal and plastic?


(Today is Australian Smart Arse Day - sorry for digressing from the
seriousness of the original thread)

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