On Sat, 2005-05-28 at 00:30, Carroll Grigsby wrote:

> > Here's to healthy babies. :-)
> 
> Two bits of advice to both of you: (1) Fathers of newborns should refrain 
> from 
> opening mustard jars. (2) When changing the diapers of male offspring, never 
> leave them uncovered for more than a few milliseconds.
> -- cmg

Mustard jars?
(If it's what I think, then I'm safe because we don't have
American-style mustard around - hard enough to find.)

And HA! I already learnt the secret of changing the nappies on boys!
Yeehaw! On my nephew! Only had to experience it ONCE - and that was more
than enough. :)

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