Roaming profiles can be set via GPO (I think, the TS Profile definitely can)

The H: drive would be set by a Group Policy Preference drive mapping, I
should think

On 13 March 2012 16:31, Glen Johnson <[email protected]> wrote:

> I've been following this thread very closely as we've experienced
> extremely slow logins and yes we use the roaming profile and home directory
> settings on the profile tab in ADU&C.
> Does anyone know what the statement, "When a user has a roaming user
> profile or a home directory for logon purposes", actually means?
> Specifically the part, for logon purposes?
> Does it just mean that if the user has a home directory or profile defined
> or something totally different?
> Also, what is the recommended way to do home directory mapping and
> profiles, if not in the profile tab?
> From some of the links, I'm guessing a group policy preference, but not
> sure.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Free, Bob [mailto:[email protected]]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 11:11 AM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: RE: (homedrive)
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> Better link than the one from MSDN
>
>
> http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc758898(v=3Dws.10).aspx
>
>
>
> Fast Logon Optimization is always off during logon under the following
> cond=
> itions:
>
>
>
> When a user *first* logs on to a computer.  (the MSDN link leaves out the
> o= perative word...doh)
>
>
>
>
>
> When a user has a roaming user profile or a home directory for logon
> purpos= es.
>
>
>
>
>
> When a user has synchronous logon scripts.
>
>
> From: Free, Bob
> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:39 AM
> To: 'NT System Admin Issues'
> Subject: RE: (homedrive)
>
> When he told us about it, I figured out the reg keys associated with logon
> = optimization from something Darren had blogged and tested it and sure
> enoug= h, when I removed the logon script and home folder in ADUC and
> rebooted 2x = the key changed state, my logon was faster and without the
> "applying your s= ettings" screen or whatever it is on XP.  This guy knew
> his stuff about slo= w logons and gave us a whirlwind tour of xperf from
> another customer engage= ment. Very cool tool. Unbelievable amount of
> detail about startup is availa= ble from it.
>
> I did a cursory search back then for something more authoritative than
> "thi= s PFE told me" and found this
> http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windo=
> ws/desktop/aa374350(v=3Dvs.85).aspx
>
> I haven't had time to visit it further but one of our very sharp desktop
> gu= ys is.
>
> The above is all null and void if you are planning on blaming AD for the
> mi= sbehavior of Citrix :-p
>
>
> From: Webster [mailto:[email protected]]<mailto:[mailto:
> webster@carlw=
> ebster.com]>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:03 AM
> To: NT System Admin Issues
> Subject: RE: (homedrive)
>
> Bob,
>
> I am giving a Geek Speak session at Citrix Synergy in May.  My GoogleFu
> isn= 't turning up anything on this.  I would like to add this to my "It's
> Not C= itrix, It's Your !@#$%^& AD" talk.  (well I was told I can't use
> that title=  but that is what I call it.  Actually I think that was MBS'
> idea for my se= ssion title.)
>
> Do you have a reference for this I could link to in my talk or maybe even
> s= end me a LMGTFY link?
>
> Thanks
>
>
> Carl Webster
> Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional http://www.CarlWebster.com
>
> From: Free, Bob [mailto:[email protected]]<mailto:[mailto:[email protected]]>
> Subject: RE: (homedrive)
>
> We had a PSS PFE onsite recently for an AD engagement and we were
> discussin= g slow boots during a break in the action and he brought up
> something I had=  never heard of before.
>
> I was always under the assumption that we had what is known as Fast Logon
> O= ptimization on our XP systems that allows GPOs to process asynchronously
> in=  the background.
>
> He told us that it is disabled in our environment because we use the
> profil= e settings to map homeDir and specify login script.
>
> Basically anything that is set on the Profile tab in ADUC is considered
> leg= acy NT behavior and disables logon optimization. I had heard before
> that ro= aming profiles or software installation policies disabled it but
> this was n= ews to me. I played around with my account on an old XP box and
> it rang tru= e, never got around to looking into it further or on WIN7.
>
> FWIW, YMMV :)
>
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> class=3D"WordSection1"> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D">Better link than the o= ne from
> MSDN<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><a href=3D"
> http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/lib=
> rary/cc758898(v=3Dws.10).aspx">
> http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/c=
> c758898(v=3Dws.10).aspx</a><o:p></o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText">Fast Logon Optimization is always off during
> logo= n under the following conditions:
> <o:p></o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText">When a user *<b><span
> style=3D"background:yellow;=
> mso-highlight:yellow">first</span></b>* logs on to a computer. &nbsp;(the
> M= SDN link leaves out the operative word&#8230;doh)<o:p></o:p></p> <p
> class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText">When a user has a roaming user profile or a home
> = directory for logon purposes.
> <o:p></o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoPlainText">When a user has synchronous logon
> scripts.<o:p></= o:p></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <div>
> <div style=3D"border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in
> = 0in 0in"> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><b><span
> style=3D"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:&quot=
> ;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">From:</span></b><span
> style=3D"font-s=
> ize:10.0pt;font-family:&quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"> Free,
> Bo= b <br> <b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:39 AM<br> <b>To:</b> 'NT
> System Admin Issues'<br> <b>Subject:</b> RE:
> (homedrive)<o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> </div> <p
> class=3D"MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">When he told us about
> = it, I figured out the reg keys associated with logon optimization from
> some= thing Darren had blogged and tested it and sure enough, when I
> removed the = logon script and home folder in ADUC  and rebooted 2x the key
> changed state, my logon was faster and without the=  &#8220;applying your
> settings&#8221; screen or whatever it is on XP.&nbsp;=  This guy knew his
> stuff about slow logons and gave us a whirlwind tour of = xperf from
> another customer engagement. Very cool  tool. Unbelievable amount of detail
> about startup is available from it.<o:=
> p></o:p></span></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">I did a cursory
> search=  back then for something more authoritative than &#8220;this PFE
> told me&#8= 221; and found this <a href=3D"
> http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/aa374350=
> (v=3Dvs.85).aspx">
>
> http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/aa374350(v=3Dvs.85)=
> .aspx</a><o:p></o:p></span></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">I haven&#8217;t had
> ti= me to visit it further but one of our very sharp desktop guys
> is.<o:p></o:p=
> ></span></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">The above is all null
> = and void if you are planning on blaming AD for the misbehavior of Citrix
> :-= p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <div>
> <div style=3D"border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in
> = 0in 0in"> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><b><span
> style=3D"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:&quot=
> ;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">From:</span></b><span
> style=3D"font-s=
> ize:10.0pt;font-family:&quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"> Webster
> <a href=3D"mailto:[mailto:[email protected]]";>[mailto:
> webster@carlweb=
> ster.com]</a>
> <br>
> <b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:03 AM<br> <b>To:</b> NT System
> Admin Issues<br> <b>Subject:</b> RE: (homedrive)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
> </div> </div> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D">Bob,<o:p></o:p></span>=
> </p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">I am giving a Geek
> Spe= ak session at Citrix Synergy in May.&nbsp; My GoogleFu isn&#8217;t
> turning = up anything on this.&nbsp; I would like to add this to my
> &#8220;It&#8217;s=  Not Citrix, It&#8217;s Your !@#$%^&amp; AD&#8221;
> talk.&nbsp; (well I was = told I can&#8217;t  use that title but that is
> what I call it.&nbsp; Actually I think that was=  MBS&#8217; idea for my
> session title.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">Do you have a
> referenc= e for this I could link to in my talk or maybe even send me a
> LMGTFY link?<= o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D">Thanks<o:p></o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <div>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:#1F497D">Carl Webster<br>
> Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional<br> <a href=3D"
> http://www.CarlWebster.com"; target=3D"_blank">http://www.CarlWeb=
> ster.com</a><o:p></o:p></span></p>
> </div>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:#1F497D"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></spa=
> n></p>
> <div style=3D"border:none;border-left:solid blue 1.5pt;padding:0in 0in 0in
> = 4.0pt"> <div> <div style=3D"border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF
> 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in = 0in 0in"> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><b><span
> style=3D"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:&quot=
> ;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">From:</span></b><span
> style=3D"font-s=
> ize:10.0pt;font-family:&quot;Tahoma&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;"> Free,
> Bo= b <a href=3D"mailto:[mailto:[email protected]]";>[mailto:[email protected]]</a>
> <br> <b>Subject:</b> RE: (homedrive)<o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> </div> <p
> class=3D"MsoNormal"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black">We had a PSS PFE onsite
> = recently for an AD engagement and we were discussing slow boots during a
> br= eak in the action and he brought up something I had never heard of
> before.<= o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:black">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></span>=
> </p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black">I was always under the
> a= ssumption that we had what is known as Fast Logon Optimization on our XP
> sy= stems that allows GPOs to process asynchronously in the
> background.<o:p></o= :p></span></p> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:black">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></span>=
> </p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black">He told us that it is
> di= sabled in our environment because we use the profile settings to map
> homeDi= r and specify login script.
> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span
> style=3D"color:black"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span>=
> </p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black">Basically anything that
> = is set on the Profile tab in ADUC is considered legacy NT behavior and
> disa= bles logon optimization. I had heard before that roaming profiles or
> softwa= re installation policies disabled it  but this was news to me. I
> played around with my account on an old XP box = and it rang true, never
> got around to looking into it further or on WIN7.<o= :p></o:p></span></p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span>=
> </p>
> <p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"color:black">FWIW, YMMV </span><span
> = style=3D"font-family:Wingdings;color:black">J</span><span
> style=3D"color:bl= ack"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> <p>~ Finally,
> powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~<br> ~ &lt;<a
> href=3D"http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/"=
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