It's probably the most annoying thing for Citrix people the world over. Don't push it, Webster may go postal on you :-0
On 13 March 2012 16:37, David Lum <[email protected]> wrote: > Oh come now, that never happens….a system is blamed for irregularities > that are wholly caused by misconfigurations of a different system…**** > > ** ** > > Dave**** > > ** ** > > *From:* Webster [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Tuesday, March 13, 2012 8:24 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* RE: (homedrive)**** > > ** ** > > I am not blaming AD for anything Citrix related. The blame belongs to the > people who implement "citrix" and blame "citrix" when it has nothing to do > with "citrix". **** > > ** ** > > Hey when we implemented "citrix" our logons really slowed down. That is > not the fault of "citrix".**** > > ** ** > > How come our "citrix" users are using a domain controller in China when > they are in Dallas?**** > > ** ** > > How come when we implemented XenDesktop for x # of users, we now get x # > of users * some random # of duplicate records in DNS (and WINS)?**** > > ** ** > > None of this is the fault of anything "citrix".**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > Carl Webster**** > > Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional**** > > http://www.CarlWebster.com <http://www.carlwebster.com/>**** > ------------------------------ > > *From:* Free, Bob [[email protected]] > *Sent:* Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:39 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* RE: (homedrive) > **** > > When he told us about it, I figured out the reg keys associated with logon > optimization from something Darren had blogged and tested it and sure > enough, when I removed the logon script and home folder in ADUC and > rebooted 2x the key changed state, my logon was faster and without the > “applying your settings” screen or whatever it is on XP. This guy knew his > stuff about slow logons and gave us a whirlwind tour of xperf from another > customer engagement. Very cool tool. Unbelievable amount of detail about > startup is available from it.**** > > **** > > I did a cursory search back then for something more authoritative than > “this PFE told me” and found this > http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/aa374350(v=vs.85).aspx > **** > > **** > > I haven’t had time to visit it further but one of our very sharp desktop > guys is.**** > > **** > > The above is all null and void if you are planning on blaming AD for the > misbehavior of Citrix :-p**** > > **** > > **** > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin**** > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > -- "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' 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