So there's this travelling salesman who gets stuck at the farmer's place for
the usual reason of a broken down car.
The farmer has a daughter, as always, but also a pig, that's walking around
the house on two artificial hind legs.
"what's with your pig?" the saleman asks.
"Oh that's one special pig I tell you. You see my daughter, Helen?"
"Yes" ('of course you ninny, why do you think I stopped here') thought the
salesman.
"When she was an infant, we had a terrible fire. This here pig started
squealing and squealing, and woke the whole house up. Ran over from the
barnyard to do it. He saw us all outside, and must've counted an' figgured
that not everyone got out. He ran into the flames, grabbed young Helen from
the crib, and drug her out to safety. Ever since then, he's been a family
pet, and gets to live in the house with us"
"wow, that's a great thing" replied the salesman. "So he must have burned
off those hind legs in the fire, huh?"
"Nope," said the farmer.
Salesman: "well then, how do you explain them peg-legs?"
farmer: "Hey, you don't eat a pig like THAT all at once, man!"
Smeulders out.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Lindsay" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, June 10, 2002 15:38
Subject: Re: [obc]
> >On the other hand, I don't know if the animal rights activists or
overzealous
> >vegetarians have been lobbying the Queens U. catering people, but I was
> >disappointed by the lack of protein from animal sources for Saturday's
> dinner.
> >Us old folks need protein to repair broken and aching bodies. Tofu that
> tastes
> >something similar to dried toothpaste just doesn't cut it.
> Avery's message reminded me of a fantastic bumper sticker I saw the other
> day:
> "I love animals."
> "They taste so good!"
> ...Paul L.
> (another unconverted carnivore)
>
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