On Sep 6, 2009, at 1:15 PM, Paul McCool wrote: > Mandy, > > Haven't you ever heard "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers???? I taught > it to my kids when they were three, and they still sing it, much to > the embarrassment of my wife. > > Paul M. >
Well memorized here... and sung at Baptist Picknicks much to the anger of my wife. Here is the on that gets me in the most people with people who WANT to laugh but feel they shouldn't. Scroll down if you are not offended. Otherwise... well... NEXT! The Scotsman At The Baseball Game A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!" The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah bahstard. R-r-run!" A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r- run will ya." The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stood up with honor and pride, "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Papermodels II" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/papermodels?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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SORRY! -The Haggard
