I love that one. Can't wait to tell it to my wife. Paul M.
----- Original Message ----- From: "The Haggard ???" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:34 PM Subject: [Papermodels II 39845] Re: Time check; please disregard. > On Sep 6, 2009, at 1:15 PM, Paul McCool wrote: > >> Mandy, >> >> Haven't you ever heard "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers???? I taught >> it to my kids when they were three, and they still sing it, much to >> the embarrassment of my wife. >> >> Paul M. >> > > > Well memorized here... and sung at Baptist Picknicks much to the anger > of my wife. > Here is the on that gets me in the most people with people who WANT to > laugh but feel they shouldn't. > > > > > > > > > Scroll down if you are not offended. Otherwise... well... NEXT! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Scotsman At The Baseball Game > A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball > game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!" > > The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood > up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah > bahstard. R-r-run!" > > A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased > with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r- > run will ya." > > The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went > outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the > Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!" > > All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A > friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have to > run, he's got four balls." > > After this explanation the Scotsman stood up with honor and pride, > "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!" > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > SORRY! > -The Haggard > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Papermodels II" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/papermodels?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
