I just told my wife that one and she was LOL!
On Sep 6, 1:42 am, "Paul McCool" <[email protected]> wrote:
> I love that one. Can't wait to tell it to my wife.
>
> Paul M.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "The Haggard ???" <[email protected]>
> To: <[email protected]>
> Sent: Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:34 PM
> Subject: [Papermodels II 39845] Re: Time check; please disregard.
>
> > On Sep 6, 2009, at 1:15 PM, Paul McCool wrote:
>
> >> Mandy,
>
> >> Haven't you ever heard "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers???? I taught
> >> it to my kids when they were three, and they still sing it, much to
> >> the embarrassment of my wife.
>
> >> Paul M.
>
> > Well memorized here... and sung at Baptist Picknicks much to the anger
> > of my wife.
> > Here is the on that gets me in the most people with people who WANT to
> > laugh but feel they shouldn't.
>
> > Scroll down if you are not offended. Otherwise... well... NEXT!
>
> > The Scotsman At The Baseball Game
> > A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball
> > game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"
>
> > The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood
> > up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah
> > bahstard. R-r-run!"
>
> > A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased
> > with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-
> > run will ya."
>
> > The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went
> > outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the
> > Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
>
> > All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A
> > friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have to
> > run, he's got four balls."
>
> > After this explanation the Scotsman stood up with honor and pride,
> > "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"
>
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> > SORRY!
> > -The Haggard
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