Mr T, > > "I was walking down to the shops the other day, and saw this great > > pair of ski-boots in the shop window. I'd always wanted a pair of > > ski-boots. Anyway, while I was in the shop trying on these > > boots......" > > This might work well for high school essays but it bores an audience.
Ah, that's where I've been going wrong! :-) > Empty your pockets and pee before you go on stage. Nothing worse than > someone's hands working furiously in his pockets leaving you to HOPE > that he has a set of keys in there. Or the progressive speedup of a > presenter whose bladder is getting closer and closer to rupturing. I forgot the other one. If you're miked up, remember to turn it off, if you're taking comfort breaks. Especially if you're wired up to Surround Sound. Rgds, AndyD __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? U2 on LAUNCH - Exclusive greatest hits videos http://launch.yahoo.com/u2
