SATAN A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was Sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each Other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat Calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man.. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years." On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 2:44 PM, MB Software Solutions General Account < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Michael Madigan wrote: > > Maybe your ex-wife works for Microsoft now. LOL > > I wouldn't put anything past her. What a piece of work. I had no idea > that people could change that much (and for the worse). Sucks > especially so for the kids. It's great for the lawyer's pocketbooks, > though. And then her lawyer had the nerve to ask the court to make me > pay her legal bills! I wanted this over long ago yet we've wasted > thousands on her ridiculous proposals! Ugh....I hope no one ever has to > go through this sh*t in the future (although we know that they will). > > [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
