you forgot to mention the great parking spots you now get to use - 'guilt free' and those handy big public stalls in the restrooms. there's also never any back pain, knee aches or tired feet, no standing in long lines, no jury duty, and best of all, no boring job you HAVE to go to. damn, we really got it good, don't we? AZDAVE In a message dated 4/4/2008 6:41:11 A.M. US Mountain Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Hey guys, I was joking around and built a website on my PC to make fun of my disability. One of the links entitled "It's A Wheelchair" housed what I call the Proven Paralysis Program. I've had many AB tell me I'm horrible for writing something like this. Just wondering what you guys think. Luke c-5/6 incomplete 7 1/2 yrs post Here's what it says: You too can improve your quality of life with the help of guru motivator Lucas Brown! Welcome to the wonderful world of wheelchairs. If you are sick of the inconvenience of walking, the exhaustion of running, and the monotony of standing then you might be a candidate for the Proven Paralysis Program (simply put - the PP Program). I take otherwise average able bodied people and turn them into rolling works of art. With my help paralysis is only a step away. Just listen to the testimonies from these satisfied customers. "Thanks to LB I no longer have to run around like some sort of primitive ape." -grateful "I used to have fat legs, but now that the muscles have atrophied I'm as skinny as a toothpick." -pleased "Alright, even I thought being paralyzed from the neck down would be horrible...but thanks to Mr. Brown I no longer have to feel the arthritis pain in my hands when I hug my grandkids. - veni vedi vici BABY Coming Soon the at home paralysis kit!! Included in the package: 1 Blunt guillotine 1 Coupon for free ambulance ride 2 Real working neck stabilizers 5 Wheelchair shaped cookies (sorry parents those are for the kids) ____________________________________ Get the _MapQuest Toolbar_ (http://www.mapquest.com/toolbar?NCID=mpqmap00030000000003) , Maps, Traffic, Directions & More! Hope is the last thing that dies in man; and though it be exceedingly deceitful, yet it is of this good use to us, that while we are traveling through life it conducts us in an easier and more pleasant way to our journey's end. _François de La Rochefoucauld_ (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld/) **************Planning your summer road trip? Check out AOL Travel Guides. (http://travel.aol.com/travel-guide/united-states?ncid=aoltrv00030000000016)
