Personally I thought it was funny. Then again I'm a quad and can see the humor in making fun of it every now and then.
This reminds me of something someone posted in the mid-90s on a quad forum. It was entitled "10 reasons it sucks to be a quad." The one I remember the most was about a blowout. Quads fear a blowout above most everything else, they know it's not their tire that blowing. Quadius On 4/4/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Hey guys, > > I was joking around and built a website on my PC to make fun of my > disability. One of the links entitled "It's A Wheelchair" > housed what I call the Proven Paralysis Program. I've had many AB tell me > I'm horrible for writing something like this. > Just wondering what you guys think. > > Luke c-5/6 incomplete 7 1/2 yrs post > > Here's what it says: > > You too can improve your quality of life with the help of guru motivator > Lucas Brown! > > Welcome to the wonderful world of wheelchairs. If you are sick of the > inconvenience of walking, the exhaustion of running, and the monotony of > standing then you might be a candidate for the Proven Paralysis Program > (simply put - the PP Program). I take otherwise average able bodied people > and turn them into rolling works of art. With my help paralysis is only a > step away. Just listen to the testimonies from these satisfied customers. > > "Thanks to LB I no longer have to run around like some sort of primitive > ape." -grateful > > "I used to have fat legs, but now that the muscles have atrophied I'm as > skinny as a toothpick." -pleased > > "Alright, even I thought being paralyzed from the neck down would be > horrible...but thanks to Mr. Brown I no longer have to feel the arthritis > pain in my hands when I hug my grandkids. - veni vedi vici BABY Coming > Soon the at home paralysis kit!! Included in the package: 1 Blunt > guillotine 1 Coupon for free ambulance ride 2 Real working neck > stabilizers 5 Wheelchair shaped cookies (sorry parents those are for the > kids) > ------------------------------ > Get the MapQuest > Toolbar<http://www.mapquest.com/toolbar?NCID=mpqmap00030000000003>, > Maps, Traffic, Directions & More! >
