If we can't laugh at ourselves, who will.
Cullen C3
--- On Fri, 4/4/08, Quadius <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Quadius <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] Funny or bad taste
To: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: [email protected]
Received: Friday, April 4, 2008, 2:09 PM
Personally I thought it was funny. Then again I'm a quad and can see the humor in making fun of it every now and then.
This reminds me of something someone posted in the mid-90s on a quad forum. It was entitled "10 reasons it sucks to be a quad." The one I remember the most was about a blowout. Quads fear a blowout above most everything else, they know it's not their tire that blowing.
Quadius
On 4/4/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hey guys,
I was joking around and built a website on my PC to make fun of my disability. One of the links entitled "It's A Wheelchair"
housed what I call the Proven Paralysis Program. I've had many AB tell me I'm horrible for writing something like this.
Just wondering what you guys think.
Luke c-5/6 incomplete 7 1/2 yrs post
Here's what it says:
You too can improve your quality of life with the help of guru motivator Lucas Brown!
Welcome to the wonderful world of wheelchairs. If you are sick of the inconvenience of walking, the exhaustion of running, and the monotony of standing then you might be a candidate for the Proven Paralysis Program (simply put - the PP Program). I take otherwise average able bodied people and turn them into rolling works of art. With my help paralysis is only a step away. Just listen to the testimonies from these satisfied customers.
"Thanks to LB I no longer have to run around like some sort of primitive ape." -grateful
"I used to have fat legs, but now that the muscles have atrophied I'm as skinny as a toothpick." -pleased
"Alright, even I thought being paralyzed from the neck down would be horrible...but thanks to Mr. Brown I no longer have to feel the arthritis pain in my hands when I hug my grandkids. - veni vedi vici BABY
Coming Soon the at home paralysis kit!!
Included in the package:
1 Blunt guillotine
1 Coupon for free ambulance ride
2 Real working neck stabilizers
5 Wheelchair shaped cookies (sorry parents those are for the kids)
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