Have you considered the "RoomMate Zapper"  With a simple press of a  remote 
button, you can send a jolt, felt on the moon to anyone who's attention  
you need?  The RoomMate Zapper is so good that it is used to bring the dead  
back to life.  The Zapper is attached to the body, like a "tens unit" only  
using two reusable patches.  At night when you need attention, you press  the 
remote button and wait to hear the "Klunk" of a body hitting the  floor.  
Ahhhhh, the Zapper is working again.  No more excuses for dead  sleepers.
Rmember the RoomMate Zapper, also available in the "sip n puff" model at an 
 additional expense.
RoomMate Zapper, is a patented product.  Don't accept  immitations.
RoomMate Zapper.
 
Best Wishes
 
 
In a message dated 9/29/2009 8:19:11 P.M. Central Daylight Time,  
[email protected] writes:

Sometimes I have problems at night and I  desperately need to get a 
roommate to come into my room, and nobody answers my  wireless intercom, their 
cell 
phone or the house phone, and I'm left to deal  with it on my own. Does 
anybody know of a good, loud buzzer or anything I  might be able to use to 
raise the dead?? I've actually had to call 911, who  doesn't understand that I 
am spasming because I need to be rolled. So they  washed their hands of me, 
and have made it clear that I either let them take  me to the emergency room 
next time or pay for them to come out.. My roommate  insists that he is just 
too heavy a sleeper. I'm out of options. What is out  there that may help 
me? Better roommates?
 
Thanks, Nick
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