LOL! good one Delma "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." - Sylvia Lopez
----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:26 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Car Cow joke > > > A wise old Kentucky farm boy went to town to trade for a pickup truck > he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. > After showing the salesman which truck he wanted, > they sat down to do the paperwork. > The salesman handed the farmer the keys and the bill, > to which the Kentucky farm boy angrily declared, > "This ain't the price I saw!" > The salesman went on to tell the wise old Kentucky farmer > how he was getting extras such as power brakes, > power windows, special tires etc. > and that made the final price higher. > > The Kentucky farmer wanted only that truck and no other, > so he begrudgingly paid the price and drove it home. > > A few months later, the salesman called the Farmer; > "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. > Do you have any good cows for sale?" > > "Yep, I've a few good cows priced to sell at $500 each. > Come on out and take your pick." > > The salesman said he and his son would be right out. > After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's > cows, > they decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write a check for > $500. > > "Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow.>You're > gettin' > extras and you have to pay for those, too!" > "What extras?" asked the salesman. > > "I think you'll find all you're gettin' listed here!" > > BASIC COW > - - > $500.00 > > Two tone exterior > - - > $45.00 > > Extra stomach > - - > $75.00 > > Product storing equipment > - - > $60.00 > > Straw compartment > - - > $120.00 > > 4 Spigots @$10 ea > - - > $40.00 > > Leather upholstery > - - > $125.00 > > Dual horns > - - > $45.00 > > Automatic fly swatter > - - > $38.00 > > Fertilizer attachment > - - > $185.00 > > GRAND TOTAL > > - - > > $1,233.00 > > Delma > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
