It was cute, Del! I'm sharing with a few friends who live on the outskirts of town, and love to use the headphones.
Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:34 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke > > thanks > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:30 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke > > > > > > LOL! > > good one Delma > > "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is > > hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." > > - Sylvia Lopez > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:26 PM > > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Car Cow joke > > > > > >> > >> > >> A wise old Kentucky farm boy went to town to trade for a pickup truck > >> he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. > >> After showing the salesman which truck he wanted, > >> they sat down to do the paperwork. > >> The salesman handed the farmer the keys and the bill, > >> to which the Kentucky farm boy angrily declared, > >> "This ain't the price I saw!" > >> The salesman went on to tell the wise old Kentucky farmer > >> how he was getting extras such as power brakes, > >> power windows, special tires etc. > >> and that made the final price higher. > >> > >> The Kentucky farmer wanted only that truck and no other, > >> so he begrudgingly paid the price and drove it home. > >> > >> A few months later, the salesman called the Farmer; > >> "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. > >> Do you have any good cows for sale?" > >> > >> "Yep, I've a few good cows priced to sell at $500 each. > >> Come on out and take your pick." > >> > >> The salesman said he and his son would be right out. > >> After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's > >> cows, > >> they decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write a check for > >> $500. > >> > >> "Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow.>You're > >> gettin' > >> extras and you have to pay for those, too!" > >> "What extras?" asked the salesman. > >> > >> "I think you'll find all you're gettin' listed here!" > >> > >> BASIC COW > >> - - > >> $500.00 > >> > >> Two tone exterior > >> - - > >> $45.00 > >> > >> Extra stomach > >> - - > >> $75.00 > >> > >> Product storing equipment > >> - - > >> $60.00 > >> > >> Straw compartment > >> - - > >> $120.00 > >> > >> 4 Spigots @$10 ea > >> - - > >> $40.00 > >> > >> Leather upholstery > >> - - > >> $125.00 > >> > >> Dual horns > >> - - > >> $45.00 > >> > >> Automatic fly swatter > >> - - > >> $38.00 > >> > >> Fertilizer attachment > >> - - > >> $185.00 > >> > >> GRAND TOTAL > >> > >> - - > >> > >> $1,233.00 > >> > >> Delma > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> -- > >> No virus found in this incoming message. > >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. > >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: > >> 10/4/2006 > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 > > -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
