thanks ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:30 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke
> > LOL! > good one Delma > "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is > hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." > - Sylvia Lopez > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:26 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Car Cow joke > > >> >> >> A wise old Kentucky farm boy went to town to trade for a pickup truck >> he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. >> After showing the salesman which truck he wanted, >> they sat down to do the paperwork. >> The salesman handed the farmer the keys and the bill, >> to which the Kentucky farm boy angrily declared, >> "This ain't the price I saw!" >> The salesman went on to tell the wise old Kentucky farmer >> how he was getting extras such as power brakes, >> power windows, special tires etc. >> and that made the final price higher. >> >> The Kentucky farmer wanted only that truck and no other, >> so he begrudgingly paid the price and drove it home. >> >> A few months later, the salesman called the Farmer; >> "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. >> Do you have any good cows for sale?" >> >> "Yep, I've a few good cows priced to sell at $500 each. >> Come on out and take your pick." >> >> The salesman said he and his son would be right out. >> After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's >> cows, >> they decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write a check for >> $500. >> >> "Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow.>You're >> gettin' >> extras and you have to pay for those, too!" >> "What extras?" asked the salesman. >> >> "I think you'll find all you're gettin' listed here!" >> >> BASIC COW >> - - >> $500.00 >> >> Two tone exterior >> - - >> $45.00 >> >> Extra stomach >> - - >> $75.00 >> >> Product storing equipment >> - - >> $60.00 >> >> Straw compartment >> - - >> $120.00 >> >> 4 Spigots @$10 ea >> - - >> $40.00 >> >> Leather upholstery >> - - >> $125.00 >> >> Dual horns >> - - >> $45.00 >> >> Automatic fly swatter >> - - >> $38.00 >> >> Fertilizer attachment >> - - >> $185.00 >> >> GRAND TOTAL >> >> - - >> >> $1,233.00 >> >> Delma >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: >> 10/4/2006 >> >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
