that is nice Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sandra Warren" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:01 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke
> > It was cute, Del! I'm sharing with a few friends who live on the outskirts > of town, and love to use the headphones. > > Sandy > ----- Original Message ----- > From: delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:34 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke > > >> >> thanks >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:30 PM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Car Cow joke >> >> >> > >> > LOL! >> > good one Delma >> > "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there > is >> > hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." >> > - Sylvia Lopez >> > >> > ----- Original Message ----- >> > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > To: <[email protected]>; >> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:26 PM >> > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Car Cow joke >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> A wise old Kentucky farm boy went to town to trade for a pickup >> >> truck >> >> he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. >> >> After showing the salesman which truck he wanted, >> >> they sat down to do the paperwork. >> >> The salesman handed the farmer the keys and the bill, >> >> to which the Kentucky farm boy angrily declared, >> >> "This ain't the price I saw!" >> >> The salesman went on to tell the wise old Kentucky farmer >> >> how he was getting extras such as power brakes, >> >> power windows, special tires etc. >> >> and that made the final price higher. >> >> >> >> The Kentucky farmer wanted only that truck and no other, >> >> so he begrudgingly paid the price and drove it home. >> >> >> >> A few months later, the salesman called the Farmer; >> >> "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. >> >> Do you have any good cows for sale?" >> >> >> >> "Yep, I've a few good cows priced to sell at $500 each. >> >> Come on out and take your pick." >> >> >> >> The salesman said he and his son would be right out. >> >> After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's >> >> cows, >> >> they decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write a check for >> >> $500. >> >> >> >> "Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow.>You're >> >> gettin' >> >> extras and you have to pay for those, too!" >> >> "What extras?" asked the salesman. >> >> >> >> "I think you'll find all you're gettin' listed here!" >> >> >> >> BASIC COW >> >> - - >> >> $500.00 >> >> >> >> Two tone exterior >> >> - - >> >> $45.00 >> >> >> >> Extra stomach >> >> - - >> >> $75.00 >> >> >> >> Product storing equipment >> >> - - >> >> $60.00 >> >> >> >> Straw compartment >> >> - - >> >> $120.00 >> >> >> >> 4 Spigots @$10 ea >> >> - - >> >> $40.00 >> >> >> >> Leather upholstery >> >> - - >> >> $125.00 >> >> >> >> Dual horns >> >> - - >> >> $45.00 >> >> >> >> Automatic fly swatter >> >> - - >> >> $38.00 >> >> >> >> Fertilizer attachment >> >> - - >> >> $185.00 >> >> >> >> GRAND TOTAL >> >> >> >> - - >> >> >> >> $1,233.00 >> >> >> >> Delma >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> -- >> >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: >> >> 10/4/2006 >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > -- >> > No virus found in this incoming message. >> > Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: > 10/4/2006 >> > >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 >> >> > > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
