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Greetings, Billy Wayne!
Welcome to RTF!
My name is Jeff, but you can call me
Slef. I'm the only one around here with any sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers
has some sense, but he never posts.
We've got a gay-retard here named Joel.
Don't pay any attention to him. We just tolerate him because the government
makes us.
Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but
she has a fragile psyche, so tread lightly.
Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke
Boy? He doesn't post much. Could be because he's busy servicing the Queen, but
that's just a guess on my part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu (aka:
Joel).
Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana
to be closer to Touchdown Jesus. Oh, and he thinks beating Tennessee is more
important than beating arbrin. What are your feelings on that particular
subject?
Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a
great Bama fan! Let me be the first to tell you that she don't take any shiite
off of anyone. I think that's why I like her!
Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a
great Bama fan, also. But she doesn't post often.
There's a guy here named Lizard Fish.
He's really good at beating up on barner tards!
OH! How could I forget the inimitable
Ricky McMahan?!?! I'm here to tell you he is one of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I
have ever met!
Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father.
He's a cool guy, but he gets really sensitive when I start talking about homo
Catholic Priests.
If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop
up in your inbox, I can tell you that's not a fake name. But he only posts here
about four times per year.
There's a dude named Jamie who posts here
occasionally. He's an ex-rassler, as well as being considered a "person of
interest" by the Secret Service.
Another dude name LC drops in from
time-to-time. But I think he spends most of his time on message
boreds.
Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a
great Bama fan, as well as a true American Patriot!
There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but
I swear I can't remember his name at the moment. You'll recognize him when he
posts. He's got one of those weird-ass Yankee names. I'm pretty sure he's the
pyrotechnic director for Great White. You'll have to overlook him. He's really a
Clempson tard is disguise.
Well, that's enough of the introductions.
Make yoreslef at home! Oh, and don't be easily offended.
Roll Tide!!
Slef E.
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