Leave it to Pat to bring cucumbers, er, uh, vegetables into the conversation.
> -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf Of Pat Smoot > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 5:36 PM > To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > > > Boozer only gives me hell because he was run out of Alabama like > you were & > I can't get to him. But I promise you he's skeered, just axe > him. You left > out the part about him wanting to be a vegetable on life support when he > grows up. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "JVWatts" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <RTF@rolltidefan.net> > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 3:26 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > > > > Welcome Uncle Wayne....I plead the 5th on that Secret Service > thingy Slef > > narced on me about, and if ewe piss me off I'll have to body slam ewer > > arse....And BTW Slef yaleft Booz out of ya listing two....Unk, Booz is > > the one the gives PatS moot the most hell, and he thinks that > playoffs is > > fo' pussies....Ewer Powell, Jamie > > > > > > Jeff Todd wrote: > > > >> I node I'd forget someone! My apologies, senor! > >> Slef E. > >> > >> ----- Original Message ----- > >> *From:* Bryan Benefield <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> *To:* RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion > >> List <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> *Sent:* Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:57 AM > >> *Subject:* Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > >> > >> Apparently I ain't impotent enough to be on yor list, > >> so now i's mad. > >> > >> --- Jeff Todd <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> wrote: > >> > >> > Greetings, Billy Wayne! > >> > > >> > Welcome to RTF! > >> > > >> > My name is Jeff, but you can call me Slef. I'm the > >> > only one around here with any > >> > sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers has some sense, > >> > but he never posts. > >> > > >> > We've got a gay-retard here named Joel. Don't pay > >> > any attention to him. We just > >> > tolerate him because the government makes us. > >> > > >> > Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but she has a > >> > fragile psyche, so tread lightly. > >> > > >> > Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke Boy? He > >> > doesn't post much. Could be because he's > >> > busy servicing the Queen, but that's just a guess on > >> > my part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu > >> > (aka: Joel). > >> > > >> > Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana to be closer > >> > to Touchdown Jesus. Oh, and he > >> > thinks beating Tennessee is more important than > >> > beating arbrin. What are your > >> > feelings on that particular subject? > >> > > >> > Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a great Bama fan! > >> > Let me be the first to tell you > >> > that she don't take any shiite off of anyone. I > >> > think that's why I like her! > >> > > >> > Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a great Bama > >> > fan, also. But she doesn't post > >> > often. > >> > > >> > There's a guy here named Lizard Fish. He's really > >> > good at beating up on barner tards! > >> > > >> > OH! How could I forget the inimitable Ricky > >> > McMahan?!?! I'm here to tell you he is one > >> > of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I have ever met! > >> > > >> > Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father. He's a cool > >> > guy, but he gets really sensitive > >> > when I start talking about homo Catholic Priests. > >> > > >> > If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop up in your > >> > inbox, I can tell you that's not > >> > a fake name. But he only posts here about four times > >> > per year. > >> > > >> > There's a dude named Jamie who posts here > >> > occasionally. He's an ex-rassler, as well as > >> > being considered a "person of interest" by the > >> > Secret Service. > >> > > >> > Another dude name LC drops in from time-to-time. But > >> > I think he spends most of his > >> > time on message boreds. > >> > > >> > Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a great Bama > >> > fan, as well as a true American > >> > Patriot! > >> > > >> > There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but I swear I > >> > can't remember his name at the > >> > moment. You'll recognize him when he posts. He's got > >> > one of those weird-ass Yankee > >> > names. I'm pretty sure he's the pyrotechnic director > >> > for Great White. You'll have to > >> > overlook him. He's really a Clempson tard is > >> > disguise. > >> > > >> > Well, that's enough of the introductions. Make > >> > yoreslef at home! Oh, and don't be > >> > easily offended. > >> > > >> > Roll Tide!! > >> > > >> > Slef E. > >> > > >> > ----- Original Message ----- > >> > From: White, Billy Wayne (GE Consumer & > >> > Industrial) > >> > To: RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 12:57 AM > >> > Subject: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > >> > > >> > > >> > I've just received an invite to join this Bama > >> > discussion group and wanted to > >> > introduce myself. Been a Bama fan for all 52 years > >> > of my life, seen the glory days, > >> > stuck with them thru the tough times, and am more > >> > than ready to beat tinnissee and > >> > awbern again. > >> > > >> > I took just enough classes at the Capstone that > >> > the Alumni Association considers me > >> > one of them, my son graduated from the University > >> > Law school and my daughter plans on > >> > pursuing her master degree there. So, if you know > >> > anything about the cost of higher > >> > education, I have a substantial money interest there > >> > as well! > >> > > >> > Roll Tide and I'm looking forward to "meeting" all > >> > of you as the season runs on. > >> > Thanks for the invitation to join. > >> > > >> > Uncle Wayne > >> > > >> > > >> > _______________________________________________ > >> > RTF mailing list > >> > RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > > > >> http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > >> > > >> > > _______________________________________________ > >> > RTF mailing list > >> > RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > > >> http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > >> > > >> > >> > >> __________________________________________________ > >> Do You Yahoo!? > >> Tired of spam? Yahoo! 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