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One little ding and Sonja goes off on the truck driver. I heard it was
hard to even find the scratch cause it kinda blended in with the bondo cracks. -----Original
Message----- I think
the fight with the dump truck nullified that contract. -----
Original Message -----
To: 'RollTideFan -
University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' Sent: Wednesday, July 20,
2005 7:15 AM Subject: RE:
[RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans I'm not a gay-retard. I'm
vaginally-handicapable. (About the servicing of the
Queen, word on the skreet is that she is still working off her promise of daily
head bobbing in return for that 1987 Mercedes with the re-built title.) -----Original Message----- Greetings, Billy Wayne! Welcome to RTF! My name is Jeff, but you can call me Slef. I'm the
only one around here with any sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers has some
sense, but he never posts. We've got a gay-retard here named Joel. Don't pay
any attention to him. We just tolerate him because the government makes us. Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but she has a
fragile psyche, so tread lightly. Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke Boy? He
doesn't post much. Could be because he's busy servicing the Queen, but that's
just a guess on my part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu (aka: Joel). Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana to be
closer to Touchdown Jesus. Oh, and he thinks beating Tennessee is more
important than beating arbrin. What are your feelings on that particular
subject? Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a great Bama
fan! Let me be the first to tell you that she don't take any shiite off of
anyone. I think that's why I like her! Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a great Bama
fan, also. But she doesn't post often. There's a guy here named Lizard Fish. He's really
good at beating up on barner tards! OH! How could I forget the inimitable Ricky
McMahan?!?! I'm here to tell you he is one of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I have
ever met! Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father. He's a cool
guy, but he gets really sensitive when I start talking about homo Catholic
Priests. If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop up in
your inbox, I can tell you that's not a fake name. But he only posts here about
four times per year. There's a dude named Jamie who posts here
occasionally. He's an ex-rassler, as well as being considered a "person of
interest" by the Secret Service. Another dude name LC drops in from time-to-time.
But I think he spends most of his time on message boreds. Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a great Bama
fan, as well as a true American Patriot! There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but I swear
I can't remember his name at the moment. You'll recognize him when he posts.
He's got one of those weird-ass Yankee names. I'm pretty sure he's the
pyrotechnic director for Great White. You'll have to overlook him. He's really
a Clempson tard is disguise. Well, that's enough of the introductions. Make
yoreslef at home! Oh, and don't be easily offended. Roll Tide!! Slef E. -----
Original Message ----- Sent: Wednesday, July 20,
2005 12:57 AM Subject:
[RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans I've just
received an invite to join this Bama discussion group and wanted to introduce
myself. Been a Bama fan for all 52 years of my life, seen the glory days,
stuck with them thru the tough times, and am more than ready to beat tinnissee
and awbern again. _______________________________________________ |
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