Apparently I ain't impotent enough to be on yor list, so now i's mad. --- Jeff Todd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Greetings, Billy Wayne! > > Welcome to RTF! > > My name is Jeff, but you can call me Slef. I'm the > only one around here with any > sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers has some sense, > but he never posts. > > We've got a gay-retard here named Joel. Don't pay > any attention to him. We just > tolerate him because the government makes us. > > Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but she has a > fragile psyche, so tread lightly. > > Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke Boy? He > doesn't post much. Could be because he's > busy servicing the Queen, but that's just a guess on > my part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu > (aka: Joel). > > Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana to be closer > to Touchdown Jesus. Oh, and he > thinks beating Tennessee is more important than > beating arbrin. What are your > feelings on that particular subject? > > Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a great Bama fan! > Let me be the first to tell you > that she don't take any shiite off of anyone. I > think that's why I like her! > > Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a great Bama > fan, also. But she doesn't post > often. > > There's a guy here named Lizard Fish. He's really > good at beating up on barner tards! > > OH! How could I forget the inimitable Ricky > McMahan?!?! I'm here to tell you he is one > of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I have ever met! > > Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father. He's a cool > guy, but he gets really sensitive > when I start talking about homo Catholic Priests. > > If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop up in your > inbox, I can tell you that's not > a fake name. But he only posts here about four times > per year. > > There's a dude named Jamie who posts here > occasionally. He's an ex-rassler, as well as > being considered a "person of interest" by the > Secret Service. > > Another dude name LC drops in from time-to-time. But > I think he spends most of his > time on message boreds. > > Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a great Bama > fan, as well as a true American > Patriot! > > There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but I swear I > can't remember his name at the > moment. You'll recognize him when he posts. He's got > one of those weird-ass Yankee > names. I'm pretty sure he's the pyrotechnic director > for Great White. You'll have to > overlook him. He's really a Clempson tard is > disguise. > > Well, that's enough of the introductions. Make > yoreslef at home! Oh, and don't be > easily offended. > > Roll Tide!! > > Slef E. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: White, Billy Wayne (GE Consumer & > Industrial) > To: [email protected] > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 12:57 AM > Subject: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > > > I've just received an invite to join this Bama > discussion group and wanted to > introduce myself. Been a Bama fan for all 52 years > of my life, seen the glory days, > stuck with them thru the tough times, and am more > than ready to beat tinnissee and > awbern again. > > I took just enough classes at the Capstone that > the Alumni Association considers me > one of them, my son graduated from the University > Law school and my daughter plans on > pursuing her master degree there. So, if you know > anything about the cost of higher > education, I have a substantial money interest there > as well! > > Roll Tide and I'm looking forward to "meeting" all > of you as the season runs on. > Thanks for the invitation to join. > > Uncle Wayne > > > _______________________________________________ > RTF mailing list > [email protected] > > http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > > > _______________________________________________ > RTF mailing list > [email protected] > http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ RTF mailing list [email protected] http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
