Re: [EMAIL PROTECTED]: [IP] more on U.S. passports to receive RFID implants start

2005-10-31 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:31 AM 10/30/05 -0700, Bill Stewart wrote:
They've said they'll fall back on the traditional
If we can't read the passport it's invalid and you'll need to
replace it before we'll let you leave the country technique,
just as they often do with expired passports and sometimes

What is the procedure (or are they secret :-) for passports which
become damaged whilst travelling out of country?

With a drivers license, if the magstrip doesn't work, they type
in the numbers.  But the biometrics are not encoded, its just
a convenience.  With a passport, they're relying on the
chip or no?

(Mechanical damage to the chip should work as well as
RF or antenna damage.  You will have to find the chip
and crack it, mere flexing of the paper carrier doesn't work
by design.)








blocking fair use? 2 Science Groups Say Kansas Can't Use Their Evolution Papers

2005-10-28 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Here's a very interesting case where (c)holders are trying
to ban fair use (educational) of (c) material.   I agree with
their motivations ---Kansan theo-edu-crats need killing for their
continuing child abuse--  but I don't see how they can get around the
fair use provisions.

(Bypassing whether the state should run schools, or even pay for them,
for now.)

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By JODI WILGOREN
Published: October 27, 2005
CHICAGO, Oct. 27 - Two leading science organizations have denied the
Kansas board of education permission to use their copyrighted materials
in the state's proposed new science standards because of the standards'
critical approach to evolution.

The National Academy of Sciences and the National Science Teachers
Association said the much-disputed new standards will put the students
of Kansas at a competitive disadvantage as they take their place in the
world.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/27/national/27cnd-kansas.html?hpex=1130472000en=8207d57fc0db8ecaei=5094partner=homepage



Court Blocks Ga. Photo ID Requirement

2005-10-28 Thread Major Variola (ret)

[Using the *financial* angle, having to show state-photo-ID is
overturned to vote
is overturned.   Interesting if this could be used for other cases where
the
state wants ID.]


Today: October 27, 2005 at 12:33:27 PDT

Court Blocks Ga. Photo ID Requirement

ASSOCIATED PRESS

ATLANTA (AP) - A federal appeals court Thursday refused to let the state
enforce a new law requiring voters to show photo identification at the
polls.

Earlier this month, a federal judge barred the state from using the law
during local elections next month, saying it amounted to an
unconstitutional poll tax that could prevent poor people, blacks and the
elderly from the voting. The state asked the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of
Appeals to lift the stay, but the court declined.

Under the law, voters could show a driver's license, or else obtain a
state-issued photo ID at a cost of up to $35.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/nat-gen/2005/oct/27/102700584.html



Re: [PracticalSecurity] Anonymity - great technology but hardly used

2005-10-27 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 08:41 PM 10/26/05 -0500, Shawn K. Quinn wrote:
On Tue, 2005-10-25 at 23:40 -0500, Travis H. wrote:
 Many of the anonymity protocols require multiple participants, and
 thus are subject to what economists call network externalities.
The
 best example I can think of is Microsoft Office file formats.  I
don't
 buy MS Office because it's the best software at creating documents,
 but I have to buy it because the person in HR insists on making our
 timecards in Excel format.

1) You have told your HR person what a bad idea it is to introduce a
dependency on a proprietary file format, right?

2) OpenOffice can read Excel spreadsheets, and I would assume it can
save the changes back to them as well.

Why don't you send her comma-delimited text, Excel can import it?




crypto on sonet is free, Tyler

2005-10-26 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 03:15 PM 6/8/04 -0400, Tyler Durden wrote:
Well, it's interesting to consider how/if that might be possible. SONET

scrambles the payload prior to transmission..adding an additional
crypto
layer prior to transmission would mean changing the line rate, so
probably a
no-no.

Tyler, one can implement crypto at *arbitrary* line rates though the use

of multiple hardware engines and the right mode of operation.

If you don't use crypto you are broadcasting, as well as accepting
anything
from anyone as authentic.  Its that simple.  Caveat receiver.

---
Impeach or frag.




Private records scattered in the wind (FLA)

2005-10-25 Thread Major Variola (ret)
We encourage the publication of the (paper) school records which the FLA
hurricane reportedly distributed to locals, as part of an effort to show
the sheeple
how *well* the state guards their secrets.  Particularly interested in
offspring
of state officials, not that their kids are likely go to public schools.

[FLA is required to bus lower caste students within counties, to achieve

a certain average complexion, so even in Jeb'$ neighborhood the schools
suck.]

---
Impeach or frag.




big bro in the car

2005-10-25 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Nuclear Detection: Fixed detectors, portals, and NEST
teams won’t work for shielded HEU on a national scale;
a distributed network of in-vehicle detectors is also
necessary to deter nuclear terrorism

http://iis-db.stanford.edu/evnts/4249/disarm.pdf

Maybe the FCC will require rad detectors in cellphones
as part of their 911-location finding / dissident-tracking system?

-
Go for the head shot, they're wearing puffy vests on the tube, mate.





On special objects, and Judy Miller's treason

2005-10-25 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Its unfortunate that some posters had to be reminded that anyone
calling for government-licensed reporters (and religions, as one
author included) deserves to have their carbon recycled, because
of the treason to the BoR.  Tim May used to call government licensed
citizens special objects.  Search for it.

If state violence is used against unlicensed practitioners, then
the state controls the practice.  Pharmacy provides another
example of this --the state controlling what you ingest.

It is also sad that no one pointed out that when compelled to
go before the Inquisition (aka grand jury) one is not compelled
to say anything.  So long as the BoR holds.  For instance, Dupe Miller
could have kept her crudely painted mouth shut, because she
could have worried that she would have incriminated herself, eg
in not reporting the felony of broadcasting a spook's identity.
Or worried about unknown charges that might be brought against
her; you never know what prosecutors will dream up.

Do not cooperate with fascists, occupying troops, etc.

(Speaking of which, are any anonymous offshore betting establishments
making odds on Ryan Lackey's lifespan?)

---
Impeach or frag.






Re: Color Laser Printer Snitch Codes

2005-10-19 Thread Major Variola (ret.)
At 12:24 PM 10/17/05 -0400, Tyler Durden wrote:
Soon we'll find out that toothbrushes are able to determine what I ate for 
dinner and are regularly sending the info...

Soon there will be sensors in urinals that page the DEA..



Judy Miller needing killing

2005-10-19 Thread Major Variola (ret.)

So this dupe/spy/wannabe journalist thinks that journalists
should be *special*.. how nice.  Where in the 1st amendment is the class
journalists mentioned?   She needs a WMD enema.


LAS VEGAS (AP) -- New York Times reporter Judith Miller defended her
decision to go to jail to protect a source and told a journalism
conference Tuesday that reporters need a federal shield law so that
others won't face the same sanctions. 

http://wireservice.wired.com/wired/story.asp?section=BreakingstoryId=1104064



FTC bans P2P, anonymity, encryption

2005-06-02 Thread Major Variola (ret)

The FTC seems to think they can require (by force)
the disconnection of zombie PCs.  To cut spam.

If they assert the right to control what software runs
on net-connected machines, what is to stop them
from barring any other software?  After all,
P2P threatens the economy, anonymity and
encryption threatens the State.

Will no one think of the chiiildren?

---
Render unto Caesar an IED




Lions and tigers and iraqi minutemen

2005-05-24 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 11:25 AM 5/23/05 -0700, James A. Donald wrote:
While it doubtless would have been better to behead the
Saudi monarchy rather than the Iraqi dictatorship,
nonetheless American troops seem to be finding an ample
supply of Saudis in Iraq.

In what imaginary universe?

Perhaps you need to be chipped and your blood pressure/
penile turgidity monitored when watching FOX, like
the brits will soon have.  (Proposed for sex offenders,
actually.)  Of course getting a stiffie
while watching US videogame death qualifies you for
a cabinet post...

...

A recent pop-Merkin 'News' rag described US psyops which
fund 'moderate' moslems.  Refurb a mosque here, beam
Sesame Street in arabic there, you get props, or so the
future-trinitite in DC seem to think.  All the more reason
for the Colonized to harvest the Collaborators ---they really
are Western puppets, knowingly or not.

Maybe every Iraqi collaborator needs a US SpecOp team
to wipe their ass, like Karzai has.

Remember, George in Georgia just missed a *live* grenade.
Next time, no hanky to foul the lever, eh?

Render unto Caesar..

Orwell was an optimist








[Dissidents Seeking Anonymous Web Solutions?]

2005-05-24 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 03:03 PM 5/17/05 -0700, cypherpunk wrote:
[1]DocMurphy asks: I'm working with some dissidents who are
looking
for ways to use the Internet from within repressive regimes. Many
have
in-home Internet access, but think it too risky to participate in
pro-freedom activities on home PCs.

(Could be a lot of groups in the US.)  The best way to interactively
surf anonymously
is to find an unsecured WiFi net and kick back.   Use a forged MAC, and
watch your
driving habits.  The walls have eyes.

Stego is ok if the site is word of mouth (no DNS, no port 80) anyway,
kind of a
secret knock to get in the speakeasy.  But humans get compromised and
the B34ST
logs the site's traffic.

Stego is fine for placing an order with a dissident vendor for a few
drams, but a dissident wanting
mass meme infection needs to anonymously broadcast, and to everyone.
That SMS/ Sprint hack recently
posted strikes me as appealing...

(And we don't need no ex-navy dolphin to jack the bandwidth...)

--
Three minutes. This is it - ground zero.
Would you like to say a few words to mark
the occasion?
Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff...
nnyin...
Narrator: [Voice over] With a gun barrel
between your
teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's
mouth]
Narrator: I can't think of anything.
Narrator: [Voice over] For a second I
totally forgot about
Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing
and I wonder
how clean that gun is.







Re: Len Adleman (of R,S, and A):

2005-05-21 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 02:45 PM 5/17/05 -0700, cypherpunk wrote:
Iraq war (a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, and many
people took 9/11 personally).

Please explain what Bush's invasion of a soverign nation
had to do with the Saudi 9/11 Theatre?

(Sorry to offend the 'Merkins who can't distinguish one ay-rab from
another)




Your epapers, please?

2005-04-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:08 PM 3/31/05 +0200, Eugen Leitl wrote:
   government plan to insert remotely readable chips in American
   passports, calling the chips [2]homing devices for high-tech
muggers,

So the market for faraday-cages for your passport will grow to
equilibrium.  A cage will cost less than a buck in parts, easily
affordable by the clueful.  The damage to the clueless will
quickly be the best advertising for the product.  Since we
have been wearing conductive mesh burkhas for some time,
the only inconvenience will be for the terahertz voyeurs
employed by the TSA.







Re: AP For Starvation Judge

2005-03-28 Thread Major Variola (ret)
It would be interesting socially if the vegetable in question had fried
her brain with her choice of unlicensed
pharmaceuticals, instead of her choice of self-starvation (leading to
cardiac failure, leading to
joining the vegetable kingdom).  Would Jeb be trying to adopt a
coke-stroke negro?

It would also be interesting if those who want to keep her metabolizing
had to pay for it, or do
it themselves, instead of requiring the taxpayers to absorb the cost.
Which is the real
libertarian question, once you realize no one is coercing anyone, since
the vegetable is
less sentient than the cows we eat or chimps we experiment upon.

Instead, the xians show their hand, that it is not the soul
(consciousness) they care about,
and the quality of its experience, just heartbeats.  Someone should show
them a chick's heart
beating in a petri dish.  But of course they are not deterred by
reality.  Perhaps they are
afraid that their own emptiness will be exposed if life be judged by
more than the ability to
metabolize.

It would be very cool karma if the Pope were to be vegetative but
indefinately prolongable
(thanks of course to the fruits of the scientific method which is the
antiPope).  One imagines
this will eventually happen.  Or are there rules to replace a useless
Pope?  Does Alexander Haig
get to be interim Pope?

In lieu of less messy and hard to arrange (thanks to fascism) processes
(eg, an overdose),
those piloting their own ships end up sucking the barrel of a .45, or
whatever caliber is convenient.  Rarely do we try to
improve the world in the process, by taking deserving others with us,
probably out of overwhelming
self-obsession at such times.  (Though the fellow who drove a tanker
into the Capitol in Sacramento comes to mind.)
At least we don't try to stop trains with our bodies (we would sit in
our SUVs on the tracks anyway),
and rarely jump off overpasses into traffic, which inconveniences many,
compared to the ballistic route.

-
Get your laws off my body








Re: WiFi Launcher?

2005-03-28 Thread Major Variola (ret)
t 03:06 PM 3/25/05 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
I noticed you did a little editing! Sigh. Few can stand in the light
for
very long, save the various beautiful women that clamor to spread my
DNA...

Your barber can spread more of your DNA.

Your female can help you *copy* your DNA, but only about half of it,
and you don't get to chose which half.

Someone once said, Cypherpunks write code.

Yes but I'd amend this to say, Cypherpunks in the process of becoming
economically successful probably don't have time to write code but
others
can sure feel free to try...

Why not sketch a script that can?  That's not hard work, and contributes

more than the idea itself (which is a good idea BTW).

: Sounds possible to me. the only problem might be the need for
: authentication,

Can't be any authentication for obvious reasons.

These days one has to act very quickly in order to create something
original. The question is, will a TLA do it first and post it, along
with a
TINY little ID tag?

If its an open-source tool, who gives a rodent's arse if a TLA wrote it?

After all, you can never be sure that a TLA *hasn't* written (or
contributed)
to anything.

Think critical  --Agrammatical Marketoids



on FPGAs vs ASICs

2005-03-21 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Tyler, Riad, etc:

FPGAs are used in telecom because the volumes do not support an ASIC
run.
Riad doesn't seem to appreciate this.  He does understand that an ASIC
is more
efficient because its gates are used only for 1 computation, rather than
most
(FPGA) gates being used for reconfigurability ---useful if you can't
afford
an ASIC run (a million bucks a mask...) or if algorithms get tweaked
(eg you release before the Spec comes out, or you are shooting for
time-to-market).  Clockwise an FPGA wastes time in extra wire routing
although since an FPGA may be made in state of the art processes,
and your ASIC may not, its a complex tradeoff.  (Albeit some circuit
topologies
work very well on FPGAs)

So for the Cypherpunk wanting hardware (vs cluster) acceleration, FPGAs
are the way to go.  For TLAs, you prototype in FPGAs of course, and
then make some chips in your private fab.  (Same for Broadcom, etc.)

For someone making 10,000 routers, you use FPGAs.

DESCrack was solving a problem for which the x86 is not very efficient
at computing --all the sub-byte bit-diddling-- and hardware is very
efficient
(by design in DES, after all).









Re: What is a cypherpunk?

2005-02-10 Thread Major Variola (ret)
A cypherpunk is one who is amused at the phrase illicit
Iraqi passports.  Given that the government of .iq has been
replaced by a conquerer's puppet goverment, who exactly has authority
to issue passports there?  And why does this belief about the
1-to-1-ness of passports to meat puppets or other identities fnord
persist?

A CP is not an anarchist; and anarchists are ill defined by current
authors, since the word merely means no head, rather than no rules,
as Herr May frequently reminded.
(In fact, the rules would de facto be set by the local gangster, rather
than
a DC based gang claiming to be the head.  A better form is libertarian
archy, but that is perhaps another thread.)

A CP, removing arguable claims about political idealogy,
is one who understands the potential effects of certain
techs on societies, for good or bad.  And is not, like
a good sci fi writer, afraid to consider the consequences.

And, ideally, a CP is one who can write code, and does so,
code that might be useful for free sentients, not even
necessarily free (in the beer sense) code.  (Albeit 'tis hard to
write useful code in the uninspectable sense of not-free,
and inspectability facilitates beer-free copying )
But this is an ideal, and perhaps three meanings of free in
one rant is too many for most readers.


At 12:04 PM 2/7/05 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
While officials in Baghdad and Washington berate Iraq's neighbours for
failing to block insurgency movements across their borders, one of the
most
dangerous security lapses thrives in Baghdad's heart - a trade in
illicit
Iraqi passports.




Re: What is a cypherpunk?

2005-02-10 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:38 PM 2/9/05 -0600, Shawn K. Quinn wrote:
On Wed, 2005-02-09 at 09:09 -0800, James A. Donald wrote:
 There is nothing stopping you from writing your own operating
 system, so Linus did.

Linus Torvalds didn't write the GNU OS. He wrote the Linux kernel,
which
when added to the rest of the existing GNU OS, written by Richard
Stallman among others, allowed a completely free operating system.
Please don't continue to spread the misconception that Linus Torvalds
wrote the entire (GNU) operating system.

Who gives a fuck?  RMS was fermenting in his own philosophical stew, to
put
it politely.  The shame is that BSD didn't explode like L*nux did, and
that
all that work had to be re-done, and with a nasty ATT flavor to boot
(no pun intended).




Re: Auto-HERF: Car Chase Tech That's Really Hot

2005-02-07 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 06:41 PM 2/4/05 -0800, Steve Schear wrote:
At 10:15 AM 2/4/2005, R.A. Hettinga wrote:

  The beautiful part of using the (microwave) energy is that it
leaves the
suspect in control of the car, he said. He can steer, he can brake,
he
just can't accelerate.

Sorry Charlie, but I think newer vehicles are moving to fly-by-wire
steering, especially hybrids that don't have an internal combustion
engine
running all the time so they can't easily use traditional hydraulic
servo
steering.

Also amusing will be the congealed lenses of bystanders,
dead pacemaker wearers, fried business computers,
in addition to the accidents caused by other disabled cars.
But the cops will get their man, and the rest is collateral damage, put
it on the perp's ticket.

Besides, the ECU is shielded pretty well by the car metal and the unit
itself is shielded from the electrical ignition noise.  But someone
needs to explain that to this executive who fancies himself
an inventor and can't wait to suckle Caesar's teat, selling cyber
terrorist gizmos to
the man.

Personally I only use the magnetron  horn (concealed in my rooftop
fiberglass luggage holder) on
inconsiderate cell-phone-using drivers.   Better than jamming, because
they get to kiss their
RF front end goodbye, permenantly.  So it helps everyone for several
days, *and* sells
new handsets, helping the economy.   Works on pig radios too.

Also works on the thumpa-thumpa drivers, and when I turn the power up I
find that
Chihauha's skulls are not meant to take internal pressure; a steam
explosion is
pretty messy, and fuzzy dice don't really clean the insides of
windshields terribly well.





Re: Cpunk Sighting

2005-01-23 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 04:12 PM 1/21/05 -0600, J.A. Terranson wrote:
John Young, Cryptome strikes again.  NPR is running a story on all of
the
sensitive information available.  Funny shit!

LATimes ran something too!  And even included a  link to the
mental-jihadist,
terrorist-du-coeur, amateur pan-geo-opticon-astronomer who freely admits
having studied what hold buildings (and the thugs that tax them) up, as
well as once being an operative of the largest, most WMD'd military
ever.  Zeus bless his Promethian soul.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-briefs21jan21,1,5352367.story



  January 21, 2005

  IN BRIEF / CANADA
  Many Barred From U.S. Because of Security Lists
  From Times Wire Reports

  Dozens of people from Canada have been turned back
at the U.S. border or prevented
  from boarding U.S.-bound planes because their
names are on the American no-fly list
  or a State Department list of possible terrorists,
documents show.

  The incidents are detailed in daily briefs from
the Homeland Security Department. They
  contain no classified information.

A
department spokesman

confirmed that the memos,

posted at

http://cryptome.org , were

legitimate.



crypto, science, and popular writing

2005-01-21 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 03:23 PM 1/20/05 +, Justin wrote:
How could they possibly get clue?  Scientists don't want to write
pop-sci articles for a living.  It's impossible to condense most
current
research down to digestible kernels that the masses can understand.
SciAm should close down, requiring those who care about science to
learn
enough about it to read science journals.

That is untrue.  In fact, RSA was introduced to the wider audience
via Sci Am IIRC.

Professors who can teach a QM course well in a semester are rare
enough.
I doubt any one of them could write a 5000 word article on quantum
entanglement that would be intelligible to the average cretinous
American who wants to seem smart by reading Sci-Am.  If they want to be

smart, they can start by picking up an undergrad-level book on QM.  But

that requires much effort to read, unlike a glossy 5000 word article.

I disagree.  I think some here --even you-- could write such an article.

Simply state entanglement as a given, much like gravity or maxwell's
electromagnetics, and then explain how its useful.

*Why* and *how* the givens are correct is not necessary, perhaps
not even known.  (After all, all physics does bottom out with
phenomenology).
The same is true for explaining symmetric crypto, hasing, or PK ---just
assume a hard function, or a one way trap door function, ignoring
avalanche or the number theory behind it, and go to applications
immediately.

That Sci Am has gotten lefty and soft is regrettable, but don't think
this means
that crypto and QM apps can't be explained to your grandmother.





RE: [IP] No expectation of privacy in public? In a pig's eye! (fwd from dave@farber.net)

2005-01-16 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:07 AM 1/14/05 -0500, Trei, Peter wrote:
It would take some chutzpa, but tacking onto a cops
car would send a message

Too easy.
5 points for adding to cop's personal car
10 points for adding to cop's spouse's personal car
20 points for adding to cop's mistress' personal car

Not sure about point assignments for
adding to cop's offspring's car
adding to cop's offspring's teacher's car







Re: US slaps on the wardriver-busting paint

2005-01-16 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:35 AM 1/14/05 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
It only remains for us to say that DefendAir costs a cool $69 per
gallon
(US gallon, presumably).

How much is the TV tax in the UK?  How long to pay off the costs of
paint
to hide one's IF oscillator from the White Vans?

Surprising that the Register didn't pick up on this.

The Al foil over the windows and screen over the appliance-vents might
be telling.  Otherwise its a waste of paint.

And haven't these paint-scammers heard of foil-backed insulation?





Re: Tasers for Cops Not You

2005-01-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:20 PM 1/8/05 -0800, John Young wrote:
However, Taser claims the civilian version is effective
only to 15 feet while the LE version will explose a heart
at 20 feet. And, Taser says accidental deaths caused
by the shock would have happened to those sick persons
anyway.

Well, yes, homicidal cops say the perps were begging for it,
learning such talk from the president and up to the one who
has fun with joy toy tsunamis.

John: A taser is  50 KV and microamps.  Not fun but it
doesn't cause fibrillation.  (Incoherent cardiac muscle
contraction - no pulse.)  I now work for a company that
makes defibrillators.  It takes a few 10s of Joules through
the heart to fibrillate, typically 100-200 J for an adult,
during a certain critical window during the sinus rhythm.
Our gizmos discharge ~200 uF at up to 2 KV to defibrillate
a fibrillating heart, which will also fibrillate if administered to a
healthy heart
at the wrong time, as I said.  That's up to 40 amps.  (Through the pads
a chest is 20-200 ohms, typically 50.)  Without
a defibrillator the person is dead, CPR or not.

That's the science.  As far as pigs wanting slaves/peasants/citizens
to be unarmed, well, agree.  As far as choke holds on negroes,
excessive force on cocaine-stimulated citizens, etc goes, I have
nothing to bear on this.  As far as banning lethal and nonlethal
weapons for use by all but state minions, we agree.

When tasers, mace, body armor, .50 cal or lesser rifles are outlawed,
well, you know
the rest.  (Of course mace is best applied with q-tips to the eyes of
sitting protesters.  And the mercenaries in Iraq do fine with
pillowcases and
12V batteries.)

Though heavens fall, let justice be done.






Re: [IP] The DNA round-up on Cape Cod (fwd from dave@farber.net

2005-01-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
The Beast doesn't know who licked the stamp.  A fiducial sample is what
they want.

In Calif, they could merely arrest you for a bogus charge to have the
right
to sample your families DNA as carried by you.

Schwarzenegger is not Austrian accidentally.

GATTACA was optimistic.




At 06:02 PM 1/10/05 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:
I live in the town of Truro on Cape Cod about 4 or 5 months out of the
year.
This past week, the Truro has been on the national news because the
local
police are attempting to obtain DNA samples of all men of the town in
order
to solve a three-year old murder case.  Here are a couple of the
articles
that give the details of what is going on in this DNA round-up:

   To Try to Net Killer, Police Ask a Small Town's Men for DNA
   http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/10/national/10cape.html

   Truro abuzz over 'swab' DNA testing
   http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/truroabuzz7.htm

I am headed back to my Truro house later this week.  If I am approached
by
the police to provide a DNA sample for their round-up of Truro males, I
am
planning to refuse.  However, I just realized that I already gave a DNA

sample to the Town of Truro recently.  I paid my property tax bill to
the
Truro tax collectors office two weeks ago.  My DNA is on the tax
payment
envelope that I licked.

Envelopes are apparently a good source of DNA material according to
this
article:

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expectation of privacy

2005-01-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:01 PM 1/12/05 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:

It's time to blow the lid off this no expectation of privacy in
public places argument that judges and law enforcement now spout out
like demented parrots in so many situations.

A court refused to hear the case of a man accused of owning unlicensed
pharmaceuticals when a pig entered a locked loo.  The loo was part
of a gas station; the attendant called the pigs.  A prostitute was
in there too, with him, and the area rife with folks of that profession,
FWIW,
which is nothing.  But the court held reduced expectation of privacy in
a public loo.

One imagines much fun with anonymous calls when state employees
are in such places, but this does not temper our disgust, or desire for
karma
with extreme prejudice.








Re: Google Exposes Web Surveillance Cams

2005-01-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 02:20 PM 1/9/05 -0600, Riad S. Wahby wrote:

I love how all of the coverage leaves out the actual search strings, as

if it's hard to discover what they are at this point.

I'm similarly annoyed that articles omit the URLs of terrorist web
sites,
being forced to check ogrish.com, even if I couldn't read the language.

But government and its presses know best.





To Tyler Durden

2005-01-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
TD,
I just watched _Fight Club_ so I finally get your nym.  (Here in
low-earth geosynchronous orbit, content is delayed).  Cool.
I had thought it was your real name.

Maj. Variola (ret)




Re: California Bans a Large-Caliber Gun, and the Battle Is On

2005-01-06 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:53 AM 1/4/05 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
Terri Carbaugh, a spokeswoman for the governor, said Mr.
Schwarzenegger, a
Republican, had made his position clear during his campaign.

 It's a military-type weapon, Ms. Carbaugh said of the .50 BMG, and
he
believes the gun presents a clear and present danger to the general
public.

Ms C has earned herself a few hundred footpounds, or a few meters of
rope
and tree-rental.  The Constitution explicitly protects our right to bear

military (not animal-hunting) arms.

--
An RPG a day keeps the occupiers away.




sitting ducks

2005-01-06 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:16 PM 1/4/05 -0500, John Kelsey wrote:
Interesting questions:  How hard is it for someone to actually hit an
airplane with a rifle bullet?  How often do airplane maintenance people
notice bulletholes?

My understanding is that a single bullethole in a plane is not likely
to do anything serious to its operation--the hole isn't big enough to
depressurize the cabin of a big plane, and unless it hits some critical
bits of the plane, it's not going to cause mechanical problems.

FWIW Recall that a few 'copters have been taken down with AK fire,
though the birds/round
is likely low.  And copters are more delicate than a multi-engined fixed
wing.

Hitting the cabin would be pretty effective though.  And certain parts
of big planes
are vital, perhaps moreso on fly by wire Airbus planes.

A homemade mortar through the roof of your van (IRA style) onto a
stationary, taxiing plane would be
pretty spectacular, sitting ducks... lots of cameras... easy getaway or
repeat fire..

Of course the BMG crap is all about eroding rights, not reality.





Technology vs social solutions

2005-01-06 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:06 PM 1/4/05 -0500, John Kelsey wrote:
From: Major Variola (ret) [EMAIL PROTECTED]
3. Homebrew warning systems will face the same problems as eg pro
volcano warning systems: too many false alarms and no one cares.

The best defense would seem to be a population with a lot of TVs and
radios.  At least after the first tsunami hit, the news would quickly
spread, and there were several hours between when the waves arrived at
different shores.  (And a 9.0 earthquake on the seafloor, or even a 7.0
earthquake on the seafloor, is a rare enough event that it's not crazy
to at least issue a stay off the beach kind of warning.)

Actually, people should know this as *background* in the same way that
you know
not to stand in open fields during lightening, play with downed
powerlines, or
walk into tail rotors.  I think some places have signs pointing
to higher elevations, with wave-glyphs.  I know that FLA has signs like
that for
hurricane storm-surges, and there are tornado signs in the midwest.

The rational explanation, I suppose, is that tsunami are so rare that
the knowledge is not
maintained.  (How many 'Merkins would know how to construct a nukebomb
shelter
these days?  How many SoCal'ians know how to drive on icy roads?)

Of course, broadcast media are used to tell people the obvious, eg don't
play in
channellized rivers during storms, and the evolution of the species
suffers slightly
but not entirely from the caveats.



Re: [IP] Cell phones for eavesdropping

2005-01-03 Thread Major Variola (ret)
From: Gadi Evron [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Cell phones for eavesdropping - finally some public chatter

Of course, the low-budget govt snoops go for the basestations
and landline links.

The pending cell phone virus which calls 911 should be a real hoot.

I wonder if cell virii can carry a voice payload which they can
inject as well.  Or do we have to wait a few (viral) generations
for that?






Re: How to Build a Global Internet Tsunami Warning System in a Month

2005-01-03 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:01 AM 1/3/05 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20041230.html

PBS: I, Cringely -- The Pulpit

How to Build a Global Internet Tsunami Warning System in a Month

1. 150 K asians is nothing.
2. You will see  10,000 K dead worldwide from the next H5N1 flu coming
from
your friendly local chinese duck/pig farmer.  In under 6 months, which
BTW
is the time it takes to make a vaccine.
3. Homebrew warning systems will face the same problems as eg pro
volcano warning systems: too many false alarms and no one cares.

You might do better educating the beachfolk that when the water recedes
and they can see the coral, they ought to stop gawking and run.

But, hey, its a cool project, have fun.




All your wavelengths belong to us (or Powell, or the SS)

2004-12-23 Thread Major Variola (ret)
The FCC is trying to shut down a guerilla radio station in DC
calling for protests during Bush's January re-anoint^H^H^H^H^H

Google for it.




Re: Israeli Airport Security Questioning Re: CRYPTO-GRAM, December 15, 2004

2004-12-22 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 02:16 PM 12/20/04 -0500, John Kelsey wrote:
No doubt a real intelligence agent would be good at getting through
this kind of screening, but that doesn't mean most of the people who
want to blow up planes would be any good at it!

You really continue to understimate the freedom fighters, don't you?
(The first) King George did the same.





Re: [Antisocial] Sept. 11 Conspiracy Theorist

2004-12-22 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:23 PM 12/19/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
..They have computers, they're tappin' phone lines, you know that
ain't
allowed..

Zappa...Heads...Crimson? A profile is emerging here! Either that or you

recently broke into your dad's vinyl collection...

Very funny.  My walls o' vinyl are, BTW, licenses to KaZaa the content
in more convenient forms.

Here, this will amuse you.  Only last week did I burn my first audio
CD.  The week before, my first data CD.  Before that, it was hot backups

and ZIP disks.   Yes, we're 4 years into the 21st century.  Dig.

As far as Dad's, well, how many five year olds know Waits, Krimso,
and Einsturzende, but know nothing of Brittny?

I recently recycled a computer fan guard into the AA site of a
mock toy RPG, using styro cups as the grenade and a broken plastic
gun as the handle.  Compleat with balaclava on the young-un.
Stick that in your chillum and process it.

And have a nice solstice.





Re: Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wife's Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There?

2004-12-22 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 04:23 PM 12/19/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
Funny how most Americans only wake up after it happens to them.

As EC said, the only we understand is dead Merkins.

Case in point? How 'bout that proud-n-patriotic lady in Farenheit
911? As
far as I could tell, prior to her son's death she was all in favor of
the
Attack on Iraq and even encouraged her son to serve (I hate that
fucking

Karma rules, mofo.





Militia or other Terrorists?

2004-12-19 Thread Major Variola (ret)
 PS: heard some fedscum mention 'militia and other terrorists' the
other
 day, what would Gen George W think?

which fedscum, do you have a mentionable source, c.?

It was ATF, about some gun-robbers; it seems to be a reply to trollbait
by the Faux news channel or spontaneous dreck.




http://www.gunmuse.com/News/Are%20they%20Terrorist%20or%20Militia

Are they Terrorist or MilitiaBY GunMuse

 That was the question asked and answered to by Fox News to the ATF in
Michigan Gun
 store robberies. This is a prime example of where we see our gun
organizations failing to
 take action. Those words are not interchangeable. The Clinton
administration tried to
 make it that way while they rewrote the constitution via executive
orders, and gave away
 federal lands and national treasures (Like the liberty bell) to the
United Nations.

 This is a defamation of character to interchange these words.
Militia’s are required to by
 the constitution to be a citizen protection from government corruption
and abuse of power
 on its own people.  It’s the very reason that the military can not be
used to police US
 citizens for any reason.

 More than 300 firearms have been stolen from local dealers in a short
period of time.  The
 thieves were caught on film using a shotgun to blast open the front
door running to the
 back display cases and grabbing as many pistols as they could carry and
were gone in
 less than 1 minute and 15 seconds.  The ATF said they already had
suspects and had
 issued a federal search warrant in the case and then was asked the
question.  Are the
 robbers terrorist or Militia?  Lumping American patriots and believers
in a strong
 constitutional government in the same boat as those who attacked New
York.



Re: [Antisocial] Sept. 11 Conspiracy Theorist

2004-12-19 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 06:12 AM 12/19/04 +0100, Anonymous wrote:
Major Variola typed:

 PS: heard some fedscum mention 'militia and other terrorists' the
other
 day, what would Gen George W think?

which fedscum, do you have a mentionable source, c.?

I haven't found the source, I recall that I heard it.  Might have been a

quickie comment on eg the Crystal Cathedral shooter.
(Their depressed music conductor who alas didn't
take Schuller out.)

reminds of the Reno quote, They have computers and... other weapons of
mass
destruction.

.They have computers, they're tappin' phone lines, you know that ain't
allowed..






Frank Zappa, american composer

2004-12-18 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 08:56 PM 12/17/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
the shiny pages of ''Hippie'' is to breathe deeply. My copy fell open
at a
manifesto by Frank Zappa, in which he admitted that ''A freak is not a
freak if ALL are freaks,'' and went on to assert that ''Looking and
acting
eccentric IS NOT ENOUGH.'' How true.

I didn't bother wasting my attention enough to see if FZ was deemed
a freak or not in this article.  I will tell you that he was not into
pharmaceuticals but was one of the finest american composers
of the last century ---and Tipper Gore[1] will burn in hell for wasting
his time.  If you want to appreciate his brilliance, the _yellow shark_
album (which puts to music the US form required of immigrants)
will inform you.

[1] A publicly known mentally ill person who spawned drug-abusing
future citizens and slept with liars.





RE: [Antisocial] Sept. 11 Conspiracy Theorist

2004-12-18 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 05:33 PM 12/17/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
I am a patriot fighting the real traitors who are destroying our
democracy. I resent it when they call me delusional, he said.

Tee hee hee...

Indeed.  The dude shows that
1. ability to inherit $$$ doesn't imply brains
2. he should take a structural engineering class
3. he might appreciate the hubris of Architects (tm) but that requires
#2

If he really gave a shat he'd investigate the RDX stored in the
Murrah building, next to daycare, but that was just a (.mil trained)
'Merican,
not a bunch of specops Ay-rabs.

JYA may be Architects (snicker) but methinks he groks structures,
and even if not, his cryptome penance absolves him from the sins
of the artsy.

PS: heard some fedscum mention 'militia and other terrorists' the other
day, what would Gen George W think?

(Ans: The general would ask, why do we not guillotine the bastards?)






Flaw with lava lamp entropy source

2004-12-18 Thread Major Variola (ret)

I've been running a 1970s-era lava lamp for some time, and found
that it can enter a stable attractor where you get a non-circulating
blob o' wax at the bottom.  While Walker et al.'s (?) LL video entropy
source is cute/clever, the general lesson we can take from this is to be
careful
that physical sources do not fail.  Cooling the lamp and restarting it
seems to have put it back into a quasi-random physical trajectory.
I suppose my visual observation counts as an online entropic monitor
that any physical source apparently should have.

This was driven by a 40 watt bulb and the ambient temperature dropped
when it
stabilized.  Shaking did not restart it; only cooling and then reheating
did.

Now back to your regularly scheduled war crimes.







Re: Gait advances in emerging biometrics

2004-12-18 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:28 PM 12/16/04 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:

Anyone who owns that infrastructure is even more dangerous than who
0wns the
voting machines.

Very nice quote.

Can I get an insurance policy on you, with me as beneficiary?




Re: Gait advances in emerging biometrics

2004-12-16 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:31 PM 12/14/04 -0500, Sunder wrote:
Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12/14/alt_biometrics/
Gait advances in emerging biometrics

By John Leyden (john.leyden at theregister.co.uk)
Published Tuesday 14th December 2004 15:07 GMT

Great Juno comes; I know her by her gait.
William Shakespeare, The Tempest

Retinal scans, finger printing or facial recognition get most of the
publicity but researchers across the world are quietly labouring away
at
alternative types of biometrics.

Recognition by the way someone walk (their gait), the shape of their
ears,
the rhythm they make when they tap and the involuntary response of ears
to
sounds all have the potential to raise the stock of biometric
techniques.
According to Professor Mark Nixon, of the Image Speech and Recognition
Research Group at the University of Southampton, each has unique
advantages which makes them worth exploring.

Look up Johansson, et al.  Point light displays.  Yes you can tell
sex, age, etc., from the ratios of rotational axes, etc, but a stone
in the shoe is a bitch.

All faith is in drivers' licenses, a total joke, I got gummies on your
'prints, all your time-derivatives are mine.

But grant$ are good, and flavor$ of DARPA be bitchin.




Re: Mixmaster is dead, long live wardriving

2004-12-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:01 AM 12/13/04 -0600, J.A. Terranson wrote:
 Interestingly, I don't
know of anyone who still actively wardrives at random (as opposed to
against specific targets) for this same reason.

I've met some people this year who war-fly SoCal: a cessna, laptop, and
regular dipole
suffices, and a GPS helps with the mapping, but it was only for
curiosity's sake,
esp given the short time you're in a given net.





Gentlemen don't read each others' mail.. bush no gman

2004-12-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Anyone surprised that the US spooks are admitting to wiretapping
UN people?  If they really had info they'd state it but refuse to answer

how they got it.

Somehow I doubt that UN officials and the people they might
chat with will get the secure phones they need.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A57928-2004Dec11.html?nav=rss_nation



Re: Mixmaster is dead, long live wardriving

2004-12-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 06:01 PM 12/11/04 +, Justin wrote:
On 2004-12-11T06:48:41-0800, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
 Mixmaster is the most godawful complex thing to use, much less
 administer, around.  Even Jack B Nymble is complex.  It needs a
simple
 luser interface and something to piggyback servers on.

Not necessarily.  Mixmaster is trivial to use with Mutt.

1. Compile Mixmaster

You've already lost 90% of your possible hosts

2. Put the binary in some directory somewhere.
3. Configure Mutt with --with-mixmaster  (sadly not enabled by default)

4. add the line 'set mixmaster=/location/to/bin/mixmaster' to .muttrc

5. mkdir ~user/Mix/
6. Add a script to crontab that does:

You're obviously talking about some fringe unix-like OS...

7. When sending email, at the summary page just before sending, hit
'M'.

And if you forget then your message is sent to the To: recipient.  Nice
easy-to-screw-up UI there :-(





Re: tempest back doors

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 07:46 PM 12/9/04 -0500, Steve Thompson wrote:
 --- Major Variola (ret) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Perhaps I am stupid.  I don't know how one would go about modifying
 application software to include a 'back door' that would presumably
 enhance its suceptibility to TEMPEST attacks.  Isn't tempest all
about
 EM
 spectrum signal detection and capture?

 You have your code drive a bus with signal.  The bus radiates, you
 'TEMPEST' the signal, game over.  Back in the 60s folks programmed
 PDPs to play music on AM radios.  Same thing.  Dig?

Fine.  That's great as an example of transmitting data over a covert
channel, but so what?  As you suggest, people have been doing that with
AM
radios since the 60's, although the folklore mentions the phenomenon in

the context of monitoring the computer's heartbeat, purely as a
debugging
technique.

The poster didn't understand how to backdoor a program using
unintentional RF as the channel.  I told them.  That's so what





TSA groping

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 04:50 PM 12/10/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
The change is minor and TSA officials say they have no plans to rescind

pat-down procedures that require screeners to touch passengers' chest
and
groin areas while checking for weapons or explosives. Nevertheless, it
represents an attempt by the TSA to improve its image among travelers.

I flew monthly for several years after 2001.  I was never touched.
Should I be surprised to find a goon touching me that way, I would not
be
able to stop certain reflexes involving ballistic application of
elbows and knees.  I am surprised this has not happened or perhaps it is

not reported.





Re: Mixmaster is dead, long live wardriving

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:47 PM 12/10/04 -0800, Joseph Ashwood wrote:
Wardriving is also basically dead.

On the contrary.  A recent article (zdnet IIRC) described a non-hacker
visiting his father, and using a neighbor's connection accidentally.
This is very common.  My own non-tech father regularly finds
other nets in his neighborhood, using default apps (not 'Stumbler, etc).

Sure there are a handful of people that
do it, but the number is so small as to be irrelevant.

That 'wardrive' knowing its called that, yes.  That do so accidentally,
no.

 Or consider a Napster-level popular app which includes mixing or
 onion routing.

Now we're back to the MixMaster argument. Mixmaster was meant to be a
Napster-level popular app for emailing, but people just don't care
about
anonymity.

Mixmaster is the most godawful complex thing to use, much less
administer, around.  Even Jack B Nymble is complex.
It needs a simple luser interface and something
to piggyback servers on.





Re: punkly current events

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:19 PM 12/10/04 -0600, J.A. Terranson wrote:
I disagree.  Except for the early days, spammers have been little more
than a low volume nuisance on Mix.  What killed mix was it's complexity
-
Joe Blow can't figure out how to use it, and new reops have a hell of a

time getting a node running (with pingers and other required tools).

Take away complexity, and Mix *could* flourish - in spite of the fedz.

I agree, with the additional constraint that mix functionality piggyback

with a more popular feature.  Most folks won't install even the most
benign, easy to use mixer; but include a mix server in a jazzy
IM or next-gen napster program, and you get deployed.



punkly current events

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)

Someone should have commented here, so I will, that some judges (earning

hanging) basically said that anonymity is not a right.  This
in the context of mask-wearing in public.  If the Klan doesn't have
a right to wear pillowcases what makes you think mixmaster will
survive?





Re: punkly current events

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 11:13 AM 12/10/04 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:

Because nodes are not geographically constrained to US jurisdiction?

Name a place which is not subject to US juridiction?   Ok, Iran, N Kr,
until
we pull a regime change (tm) on them.  Yeah, they have a lot of 'net
bandwidth, right.

Some of the ex-soviets perhaps,
only because the rubles / threats from the mafia exceed the rubles
from the USG.  Otherwise our advisors will help you Round Up your
local cash crops, you how to shoot down missionaries, teach you
how to gore an election.  Even the chinese want trade enough to pander
and are not unwilling to enforce a police state.
Meanwhile all your Pakis are belong to u$ (except for those that
don't, but hide the fact and um Sheik Yerbouti).
And if extradition isn't happening fast enough, we'll send a DEA
agent or snatch-und-grab specops to kidnap them.

Hegemony isn't just for breakfast anymore.  If you think you're not
under Bush's boot, you just haven't pissed him off enough, yet.







Re: Word Of the Subgenius...

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 11:21 AM 12/9/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:

Well, May seemed to try to make the case that all of those useles
eaters
were in large part responsible for the very existence of the state, and
that
collapse of the state meant the inevitable downfall of huge numbers of
minorities (why he focused on them as opposed to white trailer trash I
don't
know).

But he was definitely advocating that racist viewpoints fall naturally
out
of a crypto-anarchic approach.

Tyler:

A rational person has to admit that many parasitic folks of all albedos
are able to exist
because they occupy a govt-funded niche.

Without a welfare govt, those people would either 1. subsist on private
(ie voluntary) charity, 2. become useful by necessity 3. die of
starvation
4. die during attempts to coerce others with violence.

Depending on your beliefs about human demographics/nature, you will
assign variable percentages to these outcomes.

It *is* racist to think that genotypes in each bin will differ *IFF* you

*don't* ascribe this outcome to culture associated with genotypes.

But culturism is not racism, its recognition of how behavior and
evolution work.  I subscribe to and will defend culturism.

(I speak for myself, not TM (tm), though I may or may not be a duly
appointed pope of the church of strong cryptography; though recently
I've been trending towards being an Earthquaker,
who believes in tectonics, esp. during seismic events.  Our vatican
is in Parkfield BTW :-)





Mixmaster is dead, long live wardriving

2004-12-11 Thread Major Variola (ret)

At 07:47 PM 12/9/04 -0800, Joseph Ashwood wrote:
 If the Klan doesn't have
 a right to wear pillowcases what makes you think mixmaster will
 survive?

Well besides the misinterprettaion of the ruling, which I will ignore,
what
makes you think MixMaster isn't already dead?

OK, substitute wardriving email injection when wardriving is otherwise
legal for Mixmastering, albeit the former is less secure since the
injection lat/long is known.  And you need to use a disposable
Wifi card or at least one with a mutable MAC.

Or consider a Napster-level popular app which includes mixing or
onion routing.







tempest back doors

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)

Perhaps I am stupid.  I don't know how one would go about modifying
application software to include a 'back door' that would presumably
enhance its suceptibility to TEMPEST attacks.  Isn't tempest all about
EM
spectrum signal detection and capture?

You have your code drive a bus with signal.  The bus radiates, you
'TEMPEST' the signal, game over.  Back in the 60s folks programmed
PDPs to play music on AM radios.  Same thing.  Dig?




cog sci as a tool of the beast?

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 07:21 PM 12/7/04 -0500, R.W. (Bob) Erickson wrote:
One of the tools currently being used in the cognitive sciences is the
measurement of reaction time to stimulus.
It turns out that the length of time it takes to given situations is a
credible proxy for how difficult the discrimination is to make.
Imagine a paranoia  involving  mysterious e-mail delays and the length
of time it takes to catagorize

The viewscreens of the future will simply monitor the blood flow
to various areas of the cortex to see if we are lying when we
express our minute of hate, or love for the rulers.  RT is so
passe.





primes as far as the eye can see, discrete continua

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)

Saw in a recent _Science_ that Ben Green of Cambridge proved
that for any N, there are an infinite number of evenly spaced
progressions
of primes that are N numbers long.   He got a prize for that.  Damn
straight.

Now back to the decline of the neo-roman empire...








metaforce

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:41 AM 12/5/04 -0500, R.W. (Bob) Erickson wrote:
John would warn you about the organ cuts
Tim would rave about the sizzle stake
I'm just scoping out the meat-eye view through the grinder.

--bob
of mad cow metephors

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream..

-Cows with guns == unintentional consequences




Supremes need hanging

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 07:37 PM 12/7/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/v-pfriendly/story/259512p-222307c.html

Klan's unmasked for city protests
 The hoods hiding under the white hoods of the Ku Klux Klan will have
to
show their faces if they want to protest in New York City, the Supreme
Court decided yesterday.

Anonymity is as american as the BoR.  The supremes need thermal chimney
ascension for their deriliction of sworn duty.






Where is TM when you need him?

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 11:10 AM 12/7/04 +0100, Nomen Nescio wrote:
Peter Trei:

  Where is Tim May when when you need him? :-)
 
 Try scruz.general.

or misc.survivalism

For some time after he left, he cruised a feline group, perhaps
because one of his cats died.   Perhaps this was the inspiration
for Puss, an anonymous freelance purveyor of force, in _Shrek II_.

Or not.




malevolent randomness

2004-12-08 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 07:46 PM 12/4/04 -0500, Steve Furlong wrote:
Much evidence to the contrary. My life is sucking pretty bad lately,
due
to either a long series of fairly unlikely and uniformly unpleasant
coincidences or else the machinations of a malevolent universe set up
specifically to piss me off.

Please remember to watch a random stream.  Random negatives will
occur in surprisingly long to your finite-state simian mind sequences.

Myself, I run a geiger counter, and it makes me happy.  Some bins,
no counts, others, a few times higher than average.  Dig?

-
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to
chance.
 -Robert R. Coveyou ORNL mathematician




Unintended Consequences

2004-12-05 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 04:44 AM 12/2/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
John Ross' Unintended Consequences is a classic of the, um, gun
culture,
:-) and a great read.

Made me want to name my first mulatto Gonorreah fer sure :-)






O'Reilly is a terrorist

2004-12-05 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:17 AM 12/1/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
 Appearing on Fox News' O'Reilly Factor Monday night

My favorite irony-pegging experience of the week was
Bill O accusing an Al-Jazeera spokesman of not being
fair and balanced.   Lets bomb those mofos and blame
it on an out-of-date Yugo map.





Got Chips?

2004-12-05 Thread Major Variola (ret)

At 10:59 AM 12/1/04 -0800, John Young wrote:
Lying about having an implant is kidnapping and mutilation
protection.

If they even think you have a tracking chip, you'll be boxed up in
a Faraday cage faster than you can say Jimmy Walker-Lindh.

Clothing optional, baby.

Got 121.5 Mhz?






RE: Jewish wholy words..

2004-12-05 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Just remember this [C]Hanu[k]ka[h] that the Macabbees were
terrorists from the POV of the dominant hegemony...

Oh, but the [solstice-coopted 'holiday'] is about someone
topping off oil, not about rebellion against domination.  Ooops.

Nope, no parallels here.





Hawala != Halal

2004-12-05 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:07 AM 12/1/04 -0500, Steve Furlong wrote:
On Tue, 2004-11-30 at 21:36, Major Variola (ret) wrote:

 Halal was deemed a terrorist weapon, and contrary to the treasury's
 policies, game over.

Hawala

Yep, sorry, I've got templegrandin.com on the brain.  Only PETA
thinks Halal is a terrorist, or at least carnivorous, weapon.






Re: geographically removed? eHalal

2004-12-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:33 PM 11/28/04 -0500, Steve Furlong wrote:
I see that an irrevocable payment system, used by itself, is ripe for
fraud, more so if it's anonymous. But why wouldn't a mature system make

use of trusted intermediaries? The vendors register with the intermedi-

ary *, who takes some pains to verify their identity, trustworthiness,
and so on, and to keep the vendors' identities a secret, if
appropriate.

Halal was deemed a terrorist weapon, and contrary to the treasury's
policies, game over.





Re: geographically removed?

2004-12-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 06:44 PM 11/28/04 -0800, James A. Donald wrote:
--
On 27 Nov 2004 at 6:43, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
 Internal resistance mediated by cypherpunkly tech can always
 be defeated by cranking up the police state a notch.

You assume the police state is competent, technically skilled,
determined, disciplined, and united.  Observed police states
are incompetent, indecisive, and quarrelsome.

 This is eg why e-cash systems have anonymity problems.

The problem is that any genuinely irrevocable payment system
gets swarmed by conmen and fraudsters.   We have a long way to
go before police states are the problem.

Call me pessimistic, but you seem optimistic to me.

At least we're moderately back on topic :-)





RE: Oswald, Atta, Your Name Here

2004-12-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:08 AM 11/29/04 -0500, Trei, Peter wrote:
Steve Furlong wrote:
 Major Variola (ret) wrote:
  Bill Stewart wrote:
  Slsahdot reports that MSNBC reports
 http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6549265/
  that there's a new video game JFK Reloaded
  http://www.jfkreloaded.com/start/
 
  I'm waiting for Grand Theft Auto IV, Drunk Over the Bridge With the

  Secretary variant.  Wonder what Teddie will say about that one.
 
  Oswald saved the world from nuclear conflict, thank the gods he
  offed the sex  drug crazed toothy one as soon as he (et al :-)
did.
 
  And a hell of a shot as well.   Gotta respect that, with a
 bolt-action,
  no less.

 A piece-of-shit boltie. I don't believe the official story, myself.

Hitting at a upper-body sized target at less than 90 yards,
using a scoped rifle, is about as difficult shooting fish in a
barrel. The slow steady movement of the car makes it
slightly more interesting, but hardly challenging to a
decent marksman.

True nuff.  I recently fired up M$ FS '98, and on my first attempt was
able to Atta the WTC in a 747-300, whereas a more nimble plane
was too responsive to my commands and stalled, spiralled, etc.

And I could cycle my 7.52x54R bolt-action in under a second on my
first try, but again, grace under pressure is cool.




Re: Tin Foil Passports, Al foil diplomas

2004-12-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 08:02 PM 11/29/04 +, Justin wrote:
On 2004-11-27T06:36:24-0800, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
 At 09:13 AM 11/27/04 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:
 Link: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/27/0026222
 Posted by: michael, on 2004-11-27 05:05:00
low-cost solution: '[I]incorporate a layer of metal foil into the

cover of the passport so it could be read only when opened.'
Don't
they know that the whole tinfoil hat thing is supposed to be a
joke?

 What is most poignant about this post is the lack of education of /.
 authors.  Don't they teach Maxwell any more?  Is Faraday just the guy

 who said ...

Standardized education. We can't have anyone teaching to the 50th
percentile, even assuming the median teen-citizen can handle basic
calculus and EM.  Teachers must teach one or two sigmas below that
level, and anyone who gets hyperactive in such an inane educational
environment is malfunctioning and requires medication.

Today I heard a guy at work describe the Turkish empire to another.
Their plan
was to eliminate foreign schools for ca. 300 years so the conquered
would
be lame.  No Canticle For Liebowitz for the conquered.

I refrained from expressing the parallels I perceived, camoflage is best

some times.

Got IED?




And I hope that you die; And your death'll come soon

2004-11-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Seen the Norwegian site that calls for Bush's head shot?
Two URLs, the last vivid:

  http://www.killhim.nu/

  http://killhimwith.bazooka.at/once/

Quite refreshing (although a simple macromedia browser game would have
been a nice
touch) when a US teenager armed with a Dylan song warrants
a visit from the men in black:

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_3323602,00.html

---
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous
impact on history.  -some idiot republican




geographically removed?

2004-11-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:42 PM 11/25/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
Well, I guess I agree. However, there is some issues of Cypherpunkly
importance here, particularly concerning nation-states fighting other
nation-states. Though I can't consider myself a true-believing
anarchist, my
own personal reason for continuing to post on the subject was to
illustrate
that, as long as Group-of-Bandits X continues to utilize our tax
dollars to
fuck over geographically removed Group of Bandits Y (and their
citizenry),

Internal resistance mediated by cypherpunkly tech can always be
defeated by cranking up the police state a notch.  This is eg why
e-cash systems have anonymity problems.  This is why there are
carnivore boxen aplenty.  The knurls on the police-state knob
are getting worn, it is cranked up so frequently now.

Useful resistance comes from asymmetric physical feedback such
as experienced in Lebanon, S. Arabia, off the coast of Yemen,
in a few embassies somewhere in africa, in the trains of Madrid,
Okla city, and some degenerate US east coast cities a few
years back, the latter indicating that geographically removed is less
important,
and the only incident that Joe Voter is likely to remember.  Until the
next one, of course; Joe's buffer is not terribly capacious.


A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they
should
have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence

from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own
government.

--George Washington






Re: Tin Foil Passports?

2004-11-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:13 AM 11/27/04 +0100, Eugen Leitl wrote:
Link: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/27/0026222
Posted by: michael, on 2004-11-27 05:05:00
   low-cost solution: '[I]incorporate a layer of metal foil into the
   cover of the passport so it could be read only when opened.' Don't
   they know that the whole tinfoil hat thing is supposed to be a
joke?

What is most poignant about this post is the lack of education
of /. authors.  Don't they teach Maxwell any more?  Is Faraday
just the guy who said
Sir, I do not know what it is good for.
But of one thing I am quite certain--someday you will tax it.

Put your cell phone in a metal tin, and call it.
Wrap your access point or receiver or other radio in Al foil.
Do you think Brin in _Enemy of the State_ was just a potato-chip
fetishist?






Re: Computerized war serves citizens virtual baloney

2004-11-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:52 PM 11/28/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
 One group of loonies thinks anyone should be able to kill anything the

easiest way possible -- simply because we can.

Neo-cons?

 Instead, we have people who think it would be sporting to hunt and
kill
animals by remote-control with their computer. That sort of thinking is

just plain sick.

Except when its the US military doing it...

 Where exactly is the sport''? More importantly, where is the hunt?

 Webster's New World Dictionary defines hunt'' this way: 1.) to go
out to
kill or catch (game) for food or sport; 2. to search eagerly or
carefully
for; try to find 3. a.) to pursue; chase; drive b) to hound; harry,
persecute 4. a) to go through (a woods, fields, etc.) in pursuit of
game''
and on and on in that vein.

How do they define war?

 Nowhere is there any mention of sitting in a home or office, watching
a
computer-display screen and punching buttons. If that qualifies as
hunting,
no one really need ever hunt again because we've then reduced the
killing
of animals to the shooting of pictures.

How does the author feel about rifled barrels?  Chemical propellants
in general?  Is an atlatl moral?

How about a 'net-connected atlatl?

Just curious.




Re: Latest Tasteful Video Game: Chappaquiduck

2004-11-25 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 11:34 PM 11/21/04 -0800, Bill Stewart wrote:
Slsahdot reports that MSNBC reports http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6549265/
that there's a new video game JFK Reloaded
http://www.jfkreloaded.com/start/

I'm waiting for Grand Theft Auto IV, Drunk Over the Bridge With the
Secretary variant.  Wonder what Teddie will say about that one.

Oswald saved the world from nuclear conflict, thank the gods he
offed the sex  drug crazed toothy one as soon as he (et al :-) did.

And a hell of a shot as well.   Gotta respect that, with a bolt-action,
no less.





1st amendment

2004-11-17 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:56 PM 11/16/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
http://cbs11tv.com/localnews/local_story_317193815.html/resources_storyPrintableView

DALLAS SERVER COMPANY CARRIES ZARQAWI DEATH VIDEOS, TERRORIST WEBSITES

Any State employee who attempts to oppress free speech, including
video, deserves killing.  Read the Bill of Rights.

Any limitation on financial speech is dubious at best; however, one
imagines that bandwidth is readily donated, for free, as in liberty,
and beer, and code, and other forms of expression.

Any private ISP is free to do as they please; however, when the State
is involved, its minions must respect the BoR or expect a well-deserved
visit
from Mr. Soze, et al.

Render unto Caesar, etc.






condosleeza rice

2004-11-17 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Dangle da carrot and dem negroes go fer da bait.
Dang they'll lie for you like nothin' and dey're disposable
as well!  Gawd I love da south!

Its a shame, Powell won't run.  Instead, Fascism
needs you, or your children.

And hey, if Arnie gets his amendment (snort), the Carcano
needs dusting off, say what you will about Oswald's politics,
or the quality of spanish bolt-actions, or Maria's grim-reaper
physiognomy, where is Oswald's ghost when you need it?










Stewart, Esq

2004-11-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Moses
Washington
Sitting Bull
Bin Laden

Let my people go,
Any Questions?


I believe that entrenched institutions will not be changed except by
violence, Stewart said. I believe in the politics that lead to
violence
being exerted by people on their own behalf to effectuate change.

Stewart cited the American Revolution and the struggle to end slavery as

such examples but emphasized that she did not support terrorism, saying,
I
do not believe in civilian deaths or wanton massacres.



Re: Cell Phone Jammer?

2004-11-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 04:19 PM 11/11/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
Anyone know from first-hand experience about cellphone jammers?

I need...

1) A nice little portable, and
2) A higher-powered one that can black out cell phone calls within,
say, 50
to 100 feet of a moving vehicle.

Cell Jammers do a DoS on the frequency used by the base station
to contact the handset, preventing a ring-in.  Or a ring-out; the
handset reports no service.  After a ring-in the
base tells the handset to jump to another freq, so you can't
drop an ongoing conversation with a typical jammer.

The  $200 jammers will stop folks in the next car, or in your office,
but not too much farther; depends on the strength of the local
base station.

To jam the entire cell freq *bands* would take more power and
more complex circuits.   A jacob's ladder and/or tesla coil might
work but would be indiscrete at least.





Re: Cell Phone Jammer?

2004-11-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 02:12 PM 11/13/04 -0600, Riad S. Wahby wrote:
Major Variola (ret) [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 To jam the entire cell freq *bands* would take more power and
 more complex circuits.   A jacob's ladder and/or tesla coil might
 work but would be indiscrete at least.

A plasma speaker
 http://images.jfet.org/20031027/imgp1255.jpg
would also work, assuming that you've got the tube to drive those
frequencies and an appropriately-constructed coil.  Mine runs at ~25
MHz
and broadcasts like a bitch (prolly 100+ Watts).

Discrete?  What does that mean?

You know, bug-soldered components :-)

Is that a jacobs ladder in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

You disturb my aether, I decode your signal, fuck the 900 MHz
(or whatever, analog cell) prohibition, eh?

Have we state-licenced SPICE, or compilers yet?








Freedom of Expression

2004-11-13 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:41 AM 11/10/04 -0500, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
Those who love operas get what they want, and those who love rock and
roll
get what they want, and both can live in peace with one another.

Not if that manic-depressive, mother of controlled-substance-abusing
spawn named Tipper Gore had maintained the power that she rode when her
Internet-Inventing husband was fighting for his moronic political
life.
She would have banned RR, see the Mothers of Prevention album,
by the premiere American composer of the 20th century, among others.

Not that I wouldn't pay good money to see her, William Cohen's bipolar
negress, and Condosleeza Rice duke it out, in a tub of Jello (tm), on
pay-per-view, officiated by the elder lackey Powell's FCC son
officiating,
of course.  My money's on Rice, she knows how to fight, damn the
collateral damage, full speed ahead.







Collateral damage?

2004-11-09 Thread Major Variola (ret)
How does this change if I'm a child whose trust fund contains the
stock?  Or if I hold a mutual fund I inherited with a little Exxon
stock

What part of collateral damage don't you understand?



CIA Comic

2004-11-09 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 06:59 PM 11/7/04 -0800, John Young wrote:
Remember the CIA Comic from the late 90s? Told hilarious
inside the agency jokes that made everyone outside the
cocoon blanche and puke, sorry, Bob blew coke through
his nose.

Cointelpro

If you don't know what it was
Then it's still happening
Cointelpro
http://www.covertcomic.com/CCSchool.htm



RE: Musings on getting out the vote

2004-11-03 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:11 PM 11/2/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
And they seem to believe there's going to be a huge difference between
Kang
and Kodos.

If you vote for Kang, the terrorists have won!

Besides, without paper (ie physical) evidence, how're you gonna prove
that Kang won?

At least I live in a blue state.  The reds, you've earned what you've
earned.

Those FONY baseball caps were getting passe, anyway.







The plagues are Mosaic asymmetric attacks, not biological

2004-11-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 05:21 PM 10/31/04 -0800, John Young wrote:
To state the obvious to Major Variola, CDC will have first
indication of a devastating US attack, reported fragmentarily
under its links to hospitals, clinics and physicians, against
which the might military and law enforcement have no defenses.

You thought I meant bio plagues?!  Jeezus John, is your metaphorizer
broken?  Any
bio hazard is accidental, or Detrick, not Osama.  A *succession of
attacks against the Empire* is what I mean, alluding to the Jews
attacking
the Pharaoh, until he let them alone.Pharoah=US, Moses=UBL,
Jews=Moslems.
Get your head around that one.

News:
The infectious biological attack will be an accident of the modularity

and recombination of influenza on some chinese duck/pig/human
farm.  It will not be intentional but it will kill a lot before the
vaccine
can be produced, which takes ca. 6 mos..  See 1918 pandemic,
and add jet airplanes.  A recent _Science_ article described
a model of this.  You are one or two days away from that duck/pig/human
incubator nowadays, no matter where you live.  That will happen,
but it won't be intentional.  The geopoli implications will be fun, but
UBL is not involved there.

Observation:
A non-infectious biological attack (eg anthrax which isn't
infectious) is cheap, but not Al Q's preferred MO.  They go
for the special effects type attacks, simultaneous so you
know its them.  (Otherwise it could be a suicical egyptian,
a rudder jerked too hard, a screw-jack improperly lubricated,
the NTSC is very creative.)

Of course the Ft Detrick folks enjoy sending
the occasional sporulated letter to senators, but hey, their funding was

running out, you do what you gotta do.

Implementation:
A chem attack is pretty nifty, and in many ways easier than
fission or RDDs.  Since there are so many chems moving
around, and rad sources are so easy to detect, by virtue of the
energy of the emissions, and controlled/surveilled materials.

A tanker into a school is double the fun,
its been years since Columbine, and the underbelly is itching
for a scratch.  (Again, you need to pull off 2 the same day.)
I wonder if there is a school that enrolls only
first born sons, that would be interesting to read about in your mosaic
er netscape er IE browser, eh?   Since your allusion-detector is broken,

mosaic, get it?

History:
Let my people go and taking a beating only works if you have
wannabe-moral brits who want to divest anyway and your name is
Ghandi.  Otherwise the biblical plagues, aka asymmetric attack, approach
is
guaranteed to work in the limit.  All you need is enough popular
support.
Its there.

It only took 200 dead marines and one bomb
to evict us from Lebanon, maybe 50K corpses for S. Nam, don't know about

N Korea, but do the math.   .mil are disposable, but they have families
that
whine and vote.  And the press is not *entirely* 0wn3d by the .gov, yet.

Conclusion:
Again, the Mosaic approach of repeated asymmetric attacks on the Pharoah
is what Al Q
is up to.  Eventually the Pharoah/US gets fed up and says fuck it.
Maybe not this election, but eventually, and Al has time.  GW has only
4 more years, at best, and Rummy  Cheney are scheduled for a box in the
ground pretty
soon.  Wolfy has more time, but after a few more kilocorpses will lose
power with
Joe Sixpack and Joe's post-Bush leader.

Operation Just Cause
Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I have to ignore
Egyptian/Hebrew history.
Just because I live here doesn't mean I don't think the US deserves the
treatment
that any Empire deserves.  Just because I'm an American doesn't mean I
can't use
sophisticated allusions.  Just because I say Mosaic Plagues doesn't mean
I'm
talking about frogs  locusts.  Dig?





Re: Osama's makeover

2004-10-31 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:03 PM 10/31/04 -0800, Bill Stewart wrote:
At 08:23 PM 10/30/2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
And did you see the wire up his back and the earpiece?

Or maybe its hard to get good tailors in Pakistan.

Nah - he's allowed to use a Teleprompter,
unlike Bush and Kerry at the debate-o-mercials.

And unlike Bush, he can actually read.

C'mon Bill, that's not fair.  Even Osama commented on how
Bush was making good progress on that book about the goats
in the school on 9/11.  How W didn't even want to put it down,
he enjoyed it so much.

His fine reading skills even got shown in Fahrenheight 911,
along with some amusing footage of his handlers,
and that's a documentary, so it must be true.





Re: Winning still matters, etc...

2004-10-31 Thread Major Variola (ret)
12:22 AM 10/31/04 -0700, James A. Donald wrote:
Major Variola
 The large pit of smoldering radioactive glass is probably not
 an option..

Why not?

They're called downwinders.  Which way do the winds blow in the middle
east?

You keep assuming that Muslims unite, escalate, etc, but if
they do, US will escalate also.

No, I assume you can nuke whereever you want, just because we can.
This is my take on your thesis that we are discussing.  Kicking hegemony

up a notch, finishing the job, let's roll...  It will get easier when a
US city
gets nuked.

The folks on the West coast might not like a few trillion curies in
their soup even
if we did get rid of the Indonesian Problem in the process.
Maybe they just need to suck it up,
ask not what their country can do for them, but how they can bend over
for it.
Childhood leukemia is getting easier to cure anyway.






Re: 2000 curies of Ci

2004-10-30 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:54 AM 10/29/04 -0700, Bill Stewart wrote:
At 09:19 PM 10/28/2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
Perhaps you meant Cs-137.  Halliburton loses mCi of Am-241 etc
monthly.

MilliCuries?  That's a bit surprising,
though losing microCuries of it would be more likely.
An average home smoke detector has 1-5 microcuries,
and industrial detectors go up to 15, according to
one or two articles on the web which may be outdated.
So you're saying they lose hundreds to thousands of
smoke detectors a month?

They lose the neutron sources used for well logging.
They contain mCi amounts of Am241 and other hot
'topes.  They use a reaction with Be to produce neutrons
from alphas, like the early nukebomb initiators.

More often, soil-density gauges are lost/stolen from
road crews.  They also have fractional Ci amounts of
RDD-able topes.  But they're very useful; fairly sturdy;
acceptable risk.

See
http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-status/event/2004/
and read a few days' reports.




Ruling the planet

2004-10-30 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 09:24 PM 10/29/04 -0500, J.A. Terranson wrote:
Agreed.  Our interest in not in Afghanistan/Iraq per se.  Our interest
is
in ruling the *planet*, rather than any individual pissant player.

Silly JA, we want to rule the frickin' solar system.  Give GWB a line
of Peruvian and he'll go off on Mars.   The more cluefull know about
certain
more proximate artificial and aggressive satellites, but we can't
discuss them.

Got Shutter Authority?The Zionists do...

I'll see your Iranian UF6 and raise you a Dimona...











Re: Winning still matters, etc...

2004-10-30 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 05:09 PM 10/30/04 -0400, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
The terrorists cannot win either a conventional or an asymmetrical war
against the United States, should it bring its full array of assets to
the
struggle.

The large pit of smoldering radioactive glass is probably not an
option..

The improvised explosive device is a metaphor for our time. The killers

cannot even make the artillery shells or the timers that detonate the
bombs, but like parasites they use Western or Western-designed weaponry
to
harvest Westerners.

The cannot even make is patently offensive; why do nitration when what
you
need is around?  And how many Americans could wire a Casio or Nokia
to a det cap on their own?

They cannot blow up enough Abrams tanks or even Humvees
to alter the battlefield landscape.

Obviously the US mil industrial machine is not the weak link.

But what they can accomplish is to maim
or kill a few hundred Westerners in hopes that our own media will
magnify
the trauma and savagery of their attack - and do so often enough to
make
300 million of us become exhausted with the entire mess.

Say 10 years from now, the dead marine count is in the high 5 figures,
(perhaps they are drafted), there's more snuff-videos than porn on the
web, the US *will* give up and leave, and the Jihad LLC will have won.

10 years, 20 years, whatever.   Persistance works.  And the martyrs
enjoy
the virgins, at best the infidels play harps and fly around the clouds,
yawn.

I'll see your IED and raise you Brittney's belly-button.




Osama's makeover

2004-10-30 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 05:23 PM 10/30/04 -0700, John Young wrote:

Which returns to the Osama make-over. His nose looks
much bigger, longer and wider, eyes closer together. The
sage-of-the-desert color combination of his face and hands,
beard, robe, hat and backdrop look as if it was shot in
New Mexico, or maybe Israel pretending Lawrence of
Arabia remake.

And did you see the wire up his back and the earpiece?

Or maybe its hard to get good tailors in Pakistan.






Re: bin Laden gets a Promotion, UBL=Moses

2004-10-30 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:16 PM 10/30/04 +0200, Eugen Leitl wrote:
On Sat, Oct 30, 2004 at 02:42:25PM -0400, Sunder wrote:

 As usual, South Park is a great source of wisdom.  So, are you voting
for
 the Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich?

My candidate is Mr Hanky, Poo party.


I'm voting for Kodos.  [Simpsons ref]

UBL was pleasantly rational in this one.  Even explained the origin
of the tower-dropping plans, which was a nice bit for the historians.
I'm surprised
the Ask yourselves why we didn't attack Sweden comment
isn't discussed more; then again I find even intelligent people
refractory to that obvious question.
UBL still thinks lay Americans elect their leaders, or have
a clue what they're doing, but he is a man of strong faith.  He even
gave
a succint reminder of the way out, Leave my people alone, Moses
like.  Time for more locusts, frogs, red tides, or modern equivalents,
I'm afraid.  Extra points for the commentary on Bush Sr learning about
dynasty from
the Saudis, etc, and installing his sons as governors.

--
M. Atta -an Army of One





Geodesic neoconservative empire

2004-10-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:07 PM 10/24/04 -0400, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
 If the only way
to kill barbarians is to kill barbarians in their bed before they
kill you in yours, to pave over nation-states that support them,
starting with the easiest first, it can't happen fast enough, as far
as I'm concerned, and I'll gladly vote my expropriated tax-dollars
for the purpose of draining the swamp that is the Middle East.

Is this geodesic neo-conservativism?   Where can I start
bearer-document goose-stepping?

Whatever happened to leaving the barbarians to kill themselves,
and getting the fuck out of family spats?





2000 curies of Ci

2004-10-29 Thread Major Variola (ret)
t 10:21 PM 10/24/04 -0500, J.A. Terranson wrote:

This is idiotic.  You're claiming that the definition of terrorist is

dependent not on the act, but on why the act was committed.  So if I
was
to go out tomorrow and spread 2000 curies of Ci into the local subway
system As payback for Ruby Ridge, this would not be an act of
terrorism?

Just for correctness' sake, there is no element named Ci, its an
abbrev
for Curies, ie the activity of a gram of Ra.

Perhaps you meant Cs-137.  Halliburton loses mCi of Am-241 etc
monthly.





Re: Airport insanity

2004-10-24 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:03 PM 10/23/04 -0400, John Kelsey wrote:
Blowing up a building full of random people because a few of them are
associated with some action you really disagree with is just outside
the realm of the sort of moral decision I can figure out.  Just like
flying planes into buildings full of people with almost nothing to do
with what you're really getting at.
--John Kelsey

Osama et al suffer from the belief that Americans chose their leaders
and thus are responsible for their actions.  They also observe that
the only language americans understand is dead civilians inside the
CONUS.
Ergo WTC feedback.

Tim McV may have somewhat analogously assumed that all Feds would
take notice of his feedback.

(In addition, the WTC demolishion got a disproportionate number
of jews, just as Okla did get a few BATF goons.  But the message was
more generally intended.)

Consider: If a crip whacks your homey, you needn't pop *that* crip to
make your
point.  Any crip will do.  Snipe a few tax collectors and all Caesar's
centurions
take note.

Capiche?




Re: US enacts tough new security measures on visitors, foreign student pilots

2004-10-23 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 10:42 PM 10/22/04 -0400, R.A. Hettinga wrote:
 :
 US enacts tough new security measures on visitors, foreign student
pilots

Also unmentioned: all foreign flight schools are now heavily
bugged/surveilled
and swarthy and/or moslem students have that fact added to their
Permenant Record.





immune system diseases, TSA, false positives

2004-10-21 Thread Major Variola (ret)
An immune system is a great thing until it attacks the self.

In part this can be due to the limited size of recognized motifs.
For instance, the string David Nelson triggers the TSA goons.
If you add the phonetic-similarity recognition (required
when you transcode arabic names), the matching string-set
grows even larger.  Any reports from Dave Nelsohns out there?

At work the IT-dept-installed AV software on my PC found a virus.
Only it was an object file I had just cross-compiled, for an obscure
Freescale (nee Motorola) CPU.  It promptly notified me and
moved my binary.  Breaking my build.  Costing the company
my time, and another engineer's to resolve it.  By suppressing
the immune system, at least in one region; the cornea is readily
transplanted because the immune system can't touch it.

I suppose anyone who's pregnancy has been endangered by
Rh incompatability knows the dangers of friend or foe vigilance.
Interesting
security parable, I thought, anyway.

...

Another case: Bush campaigning in FLA.  His security parade prevents my
folks, living there, from voting, that day.   (One of many states with
early
voting, now.)  The irony overwhelms.

Terrorists are the only true avant-garde artists because they're the
only ones who are still capable of really surprising people.
---Laurie Anderson (official artist of NASA..)




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