Re: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

2009-12-07 Thread Jagdish Gangolly
This thread is taking on an unpleasant colour.

I am surprised that the Bharat online site did not truthfully
reveal that the dominant religion forced thousands of
unfortunate women to unwillingly jump on to their husbands'
funeral pyre, or that thousands of unfortunate untouchables
could not draw drinking water from the village wells.

But for the Portuguese, and later the British, women and the
untouchables would still have been subjected to the same treatment.
(Of course Hindu reformers, mostly from Bengal, did help too).

One can find skeletons in every closet. That does not mean
we should be squabbling about bones. On the other hand, one
can find good things in every religion. We should appreciate them.

It is one thing to say hindus form a majority in Goa, but an entirely to
think of them as dominant. A democracy is not the same as
tyranny of the majority.

I think the website content was designed by a doofus.

Jagdish


Re: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

2009-12-06 Thread Goa-World.com
Forwarded message
 
Date: Sat, 5 Dec 2009 04:24:03 -0800 (PST)
From: Bernado Colaco ole_...@yahoo.co.uk
To: goanet@lists.goanet.org
Subject: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

Did I miss out something?
 
Converted to what?  Christanity? 
 
 
AlmeidaG






Re: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

2009-12-06 Thread Mario Goveia
Date: Sat, 5 Dec 2009 04:24:03 -0800 (PST)
From: Bernado Colaco ole_...@yahoo.co.uk
To: goanet@lists.goanet.org
Subject: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

Date: Sat, 5 Dec 2009 20:28:41 -0800 (PST)
From: Goa-World.com goaworldto...@yahoo.com

Did I miss out something?

Converted to what?? Christanity??

Mario observes:

I think Bernardo was telling us about Macau, where all the Indians are 
considered Ghantis and must have been converted to whatever the heck religion 
they have there so as to preserve the unique Macauanese identity - or is it 
the Macaca or Macauan identity - anyway, you get the point:-))

By this reasoning the Ghantis in Goa must all be converted to Hinduism, which 
is the primary Goan identity the last time I checked, if they are not Hindus 
already:-))

http://www.bharatonline.com/goa/culture/religion.html

Excerpt:

Hinduism is the dominant religion in Goa. 
[end of excerpt]

Why stop there?  Why not also re-convert all those people converted by the 
Portuguese hundreds of years ago by either force and/or persuasion and/or 
promises of financial benefit, so that we can all go back to the original Goan 
identity?

One additional benefit of this would be that all those faux-Christians 
pretending to be Bamons or Chardos or whatnot, will not have to pretend  any 
more.

That way those who are demanding that the REAL Goan identity be saved will 
get their wish, and love and peace and brotherhood and tranquility will descend 
upon the land, perhaps even sisterhood:-))

I may also be able to retire as the lone voice on Goanet of reason, truth and 
peace:-))  Naaah! There will still be all kinds of other poppycock that needs 
to be corrected or arbitrated or put in proper perspective:-))




[Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

2009-12-06 Thread Bernado Colaco
Mr. A good question! Could be either Goan Hindu or Goan Christian. 
 
BC
 
Did I miss out something?
?
Converted to what?? Christanity??
?
?
AlmeidaG






[Goanet] Ghantis should be converted

2009-12-05 Thread Bernado Colaco
Is the President Pandurang on VCO? It looks like he is now very clever,by the 
content of his post.

BC

President Pandurang is retired. The new president is Urrak Mama who is
a Muslim. He was born in Africa when that poor communist country was
run by the Government.





[Goanet] Ghantis should be converted!

2009-12-04 Thread SHRIKANT BARVE
Dear BC,

At least two group are following your advice at Pandurangstan..
The priests should also impart the Goan way of life,
how this can happen, as Priest itself are Ghatis

like how to dress, 
ok

sing mandos, 
??

drink caju in sips
this is interesting

and how to use toilets. 
Hope where are they? Who will keep them cleanbetter use the water to drink. 

Shrikant

I believe one way to save Goan identity is to convert the ghantis. Our priests 
in recent times have got into nokres (idle mind..), therefore under the Goa 
government programme they should be kept busy by converting every ghanti in Goa 
even those who write books on opium etc. The priests should also impart the 
Goan way of life like how to dress, sing mandos, drink caju in sips and how to 
use toilets. The conversion might also be a deterrent for the others to come to 
Goa who knows? I wonder if President Pandurang from Pandurangstan has 
implemented this programme.
 
BC


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Re: [Goanet] Ghantis should be converted!

2009-12-04 Thread Santosh Helekar
--- On Thu, 12/3/09, SHRIKANT BARVE shri8...@yahoo.com wrote:

The conversion might also be a deterrent for the others to come to Goa who 
knows? I wonder if President Pandurang from Pandurangstan has implemented 
this programme.


President Pandurang is retired. The new president is Urrak Mama who is a 
Muslim. He was born in Africa when that poor communist country was run by the 
Government. Now after he left, the country of Africa has become better because 
it is no longer a government-run public country, and because they are 
rightfully about to give the death penalty to homosexuals, also. The Muslim 
Mama has given special permission to the Bada Mullah of Indiranagar to build 
minars and sell charminars to everybody. If the Chinese ever give visa for 
Xacuti to leave Macau and enter the circumference of Chimbel, he and his land 
will be converted, and his property will be circumcised by our Mullah.

Statement issued by President Pandurang on Twitter and Facebook


  


[Goanet] Ghantis should be converted!

2009-12-03 Thread Bernado Colaco
I believe one way to save Goan identity is to convert the ghantis. Our priests 
in recent times have got into nokres (idle mind..), therefore under the Goa 
government programme they should be kept busy by converting every ghanti in Goa 
even those who write books on opium etc. The priests should also impart the 
Goan way of life like how to dress, sing mandos, drink caju in sips and how to 
use toilets. The conversion might also be a deterrent for the others to come to 
Goa who knows? I wonder if President Pandurang from Pandurangstan has 
implemented this programme.
 
BC





[Goanet] Ghantis should be converted!

2009-12-03 Thread Mario Goveia
Date: Thu, 3 Dec 2009 07:16:36 + (GMT)
From: Bernado Colaco ole_...@yahoo.co.uk

I believe one way to save Goan identity is to convert the ghantis.

Mario observes:

Good idea.  Let's start by converting Bernardo to Hinduism since a) his 
ancestors were Hindus, and b) the majority of Goans are Hindus which is the 
primary Goan identity:-))

I wonder if the Chinese in Macau converted Bernardo to whatever the heck their 
religion is in order to save their identity from Indian ghantis:-))