RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300
Dobre :o))) Point taken, deto se vika :o)) :o)) Boris -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:46 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300 , - . . joke -Rock, : Volume on :) Not for people who suffer from epilepsy or sudden seizures ''. - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Stanislav Jordanov' ; 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:25 AM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300 Takiva neshta na sa niakakva novost v Internet i predi imenno v Jokes sym vijdal posting-i na podobni neshta. Da ne govorim che e predlno iasno kakvo shte stane oshte sled pyrvite 5sekundi :o))) Vse pak se izviniavam i obeshtavam che poveche niama da prashtam neshta ot tozi sort. Boris -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:17 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300 , , , . : - . ,. ! - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 10:43 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300 http://www.derivo.ch/rabailkal-test/hypnose/hypnose.htm :o) Boris
[JOKES] -, 25
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[JOKES] E twa e da si myj ot malak... :)
Title: Message http://shimanism.com/joker/macho%5B1%5D.jpg Best wishes, Krassi
[JOKES] carling
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[JOKES] The Usual Suspects
:o Boris attachment: suspects.jpg
[JOKES] Dupkite po bylgarskite pytishta :o)))
Kolkoto i da ti e zle, vinagi ima niakoi na koito da mu e po-zle:o Ta v tazi vryzka .. i za pytishtata . http://www.fresonmagic.com/fotos_tias/torpe.htm :o)) Boris
[JOKES] Chess master :o))
Samo za maniaci :o)) :o)) Boris attachment: irish game.jpg
[JOKES] za ne6tata i istinskoto im zna4enie...
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[JOKES] land of the free
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[JOKES] Naked shark swim man threatened with court after aquarium's shark dies of shock
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[JOKES] hlapeta
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[JOKES] Triite mp3-kite, che glei'te k'vo stava:
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[JOKES] Fw: Jokes
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[JOKES] Zashto pileto presicha pytq?
? : : -. : - . : - . : - . : - - . - : . : - . : - - . . : - . ! . II! ! : - , , ,. : , . : - , . : . : - . : -. : - . : - , . . : - .
[JOKES] ama kwi nagli pingwini sa se nawydili.....
Title: Message http://members.speedguide.net/patriotbg/pen.gif Best wishes, Krassi
[JOKES] Not the Risk Framework
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one? The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, Sure. Why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his ATT cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulae. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturised HP LaserJet printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says, You have exactly 1,586 sheep. That's right. Well, I suppose you can take one of my sheep, says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals, and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the boot of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, Now if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not? You're a consultant, says the shepherd. Wow! That's correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that? I didn't need to guess, answered the shepherd. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you know nothing about my business . . . . . Now give me back my dog.
[JOKES] ICQ
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[JOKES] KOZO
let's play http://www.3dfestival.com/tmp/kozoFlash.swf
[JOKES] upgrade
Title: Message attachment: BMW.jpg
[JOKES] Fw: Maths fun
If you're into maths you may get some cheap thrills from this: 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 V =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Fw: Pearls of wisdom
A Few Zen Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously - Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. OK, so what's the speed of dark? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand... How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If every thing seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got in first. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this
Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this... In MS Word type: = rand (200,99) And press Enter. Wait for 5 seconds
Re: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this
RTFMat http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B212251 - Original Message - From: Stefan Kiryakov To: Jokes Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32 Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this... In MS Word type: = rand (200,99) And press Enter. Wait for 5 seconds
[JOKES] Koito pil - pil! 23:00 e !!
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[JOKES] Googlism.com
Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything! Search for your name here or for a good laugh check out some of the popular Googlisms below. http://www.googlism.com
[JOKES] Eto taka se uchat listovki...
Best wishes, Krassi attachment: signs.jpg
[JOKES] E ne e na dobre, kogato wsichko stane kompiutarizirano...
Best wishes, Krassi attachment: menu.jpg
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300
Ima 10 vida hora: - takiva, koito razbirat ot dvoichen kod - takiva, koito ne razbirat. :o))) Boris
Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300
ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt, -i takiwa koito nemogat - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:12 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300 Ima 10 vida hora: - takiva, koito razbirat ot dvoichen kod - takiva, koito ne razbirat. :o))) Boris
[JOKES] Krygovo :o)
http://195.24.41.144/fun/roundabout.htm :o) Boris
Re: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world
Title: Message Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci? Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki dumata e s#shtata - Original Message - From: Minko Blyantov To: JOKES Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46 PM Subject: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win 95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta:Sofija beshe na GMT+1.W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s germany (pak gmt+1).No - 50% napredyk e po-dobre ot nishto. No n, towa sywsem ne e wsichko ! Sega razbirame che ili encartata na M$ e sbyrkana, ili w naj-dobriq sluchaj batko brianpak neshto ne e dogledal (weche stana nawik na amerikancite da prenachertawat granici, sprawka - poslednite rechi na smeshniq im prezident s IQ 127 (naj-gotino beshe kato nareche indijcite indianci ;Eto izwadka I ot sajta na brian keller:I don't know much about Bulgaria. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I had to zoom out twice on the Encarta map to figure out where it was in relation to other countries! It borders Turkey and Hungary, which would make it two hops from Iraq. No towa ne e wsichko: okazwa se, che propadaneto na brega na cherno more w sledstwie na korozoq i swlachishta se w po-naprednal stadij otkolkoto si mislehme. weche ima pristanishte sofia! ...and they said that the port of Sofia (capital of Bulgaria, where I'm headed) is known for receiving small arms shipments ... W zakljuchenie: mislq che trqbwa mu prostim na choweka. wse pak kakwo ochakwate ot chowek, kojto iska da si obzawede ofisa kato Boeing 747 ... P.S. Brawo pichowe, pohwalno e che ste go wodili na stroeva studgard. Drugiq pyt da go zawedete i na kupon w chitalnq ;)) http://blogs.gotdotnet.com/briankel/
[JOKES] motors :-)
Volume up!:) http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/motors.asf
[JOKES] Fw: CEMENT
- Original Message - From: Diana Maynard [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 12:31 PM Subject: Fwd: CEMENT the picture says it all mscement2.gif Description: Binary data
[JOKES] oi na batia ;-)
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[JOKES] Fw:Women
Womencan't understand them attachment: womencomplicated.jpg
[JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world
Title: Message Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win 95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta:Sofija beshe na GMT+1.W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s germany (pak gmt+1).No - 50% napredyk e po-dobre ot nishto. No n, towa sywsem ne e wsichko ! Sega razbirame che ili encartata na M$ e sbyrkana, ili w naj-dobriq sluchaj batko brianpak neshto ne e dogledal (weche stana nawik na amerikancite da prenachertawat granici, sprawka - poslednite rechi na smeshniq im prezident s IQ 127 (naj-gotino beshe kato nareche indijcite indianci ;Eto izwadka I ot sajta na brian keller:I don't know much about Bulgaria. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I had to zoom out twice on the Encarta map to figure out where it was in relation to other countries! It borders Turkey and Hungary, which would make it two hops from Iraq. No towa ne e wsichko: okazwa se, che propadaneto na brega na cherno more w sledstwie na korozoq i swlachishta se w po-naprednal stadij otkolkoto si mislehme. weche ima pristanishte sofia! ...and they said that the port of Sofia (capital of Bulgaria, where I'm headed) is known for receiving small arms shipments ... W zakljuchenie: mislq che trqbwa mu prostim na choweka. wse pak kakwo ochakwate ot chowek, kojto iska da si obzawede ofisa kato Boeing 747 ... P.S. Brawo pichowe, pohwalno e che ste go wodili na stroeva studgard. Drugiq pyt da go zawedete i na kupon w chitalnq ;)) http://blogs.gotdotnet.com/briankel/
[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] FW: Chain Letter :)))
Title: Message \\|| | ||\'|\\__,_ | ||__ |__|__ |) |(@) |(@)**|(@)(@)|(@) , :o)) Boris
[JOKES] :o)))
Title: Message Spored men si struva cheteneto :o) Question ... The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. *** Bonus Question *** Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant, but fell short in producing a demonstration argument. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. Considering then the postulate presented to me by Teresa K. during my Freshman year: that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that over two years later, I still have not succeeded in having relations with her; then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze. This student received the only A. :o) Boris
[JOKES] E towa se kazwa eftina alternativa. OSobenno sega po abiturentskite balowe...
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[JOKES] Female Oriented C++
#include
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
};
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
};
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
};
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
Sort time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
};
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
};
struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
};
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
};
[JOKES] s kakwo se zanimawame nie wsyshnost ;)
PROGRAM - n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one'sinput into error messages. v. tr.- To engage in a pastime similar to bangingone's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
[JOKES] Fw: :-)
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[JOKES] ATM story
We used to get $10 and $20 bills. Then the reality of inflation hit and nowwe get $20 and $50 bills. No, of course the customers weren't consulted.When I was a poor unemployed bum, I would regularly have $19.90 in myaccount and not be able to access it until Monday morning when the bankopened.A friend of mine had that problem. He had $8 in the bank, wanted to spend$4, but the ATM would only dispense $10s. So, he spent a few moments thinkingabout the order of operations, pulled out his checkbook, and proceeded to1. Write himself a check for $2.2. Deposit said check in the ATM, bringing his balance to $10.3. Withdrew $10, bringing balance to $0.4. Spent the $4.5. Deposited the $6, which after covering the $2 check, left him a balance of $4.A few weeks later, he got a letter from his bank telling him that althoughthey figured out what he did, he had tripped multiple warning alarms in theprocess, and to please never do that again.-- Frank Sweetser fs at wpi.eduWPI Network Engineer
[JOKES] rock bands
http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/
RE: [JOKES] rock bands
:o)) Eto oshte malko takiva neshta :o) http://www.8ung.at/bandfotogalerie/ :o) Boris -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of mim Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 5:59 PM To: jokes Subject: [JOKES] rock bands http://www.nyheter.nu/kultur/
[JOKES] Effective immediately...!!
Effective immediately...!! DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able tocome to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday Sunday. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 Dec. 25 BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough. ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement. RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic Offenders category. LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. *Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week. The Management
[JOKES] Set that bug on fire
( 'Light my Fire') , , , . Come on light my fire,try to set the bugs on fire ... unit test- , ,, . Come on light my fire,try to set the bugs on fire ... , , code segment- , dll . Come on light my fire,try to set that bug on fire ... (to be continued)
[JOKES] Statistics ...
Spored sociologicheskite prouchwaniq ima dwe osnowni prichini mazat da sedi po cql den w krachmata: 1. Ne e zhenen2. Zhenen e Best Wishes! S.
[JOKES] google
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[JOKES] Recycling :o)
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[JOKES] war pearls
"We didn't know they would fight like this" , US Lt. Gen. Williams Wallace, commenting on the unexpected determination of the Iraqi troops "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth", an unnamed British soldier contradicting the UK Defence Secretary who had likened the Iraqi port city of Umm Qasr to the British town of Southampton
[JOKES] Every Iraqi shows resistance
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[JOKES] koteta
preporychwat seslushalki :)) http://www.ds14.agh.edu.pl/~knapo/files2/kotki/index.htm
[JOKES] Cristalen globus
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[JOKES] Cause of Death Test
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[JOKES] ;o) Mnogo iaka kartichka
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[JOKES] Ctrl-A
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[JOKES] Fw: Magic smoke
- Original Message - From: Tiho Tarnavski To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Stefan Dimov ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:25 PM Subject: Magic smoke http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/m/magic_smoke.html Hajde nqkoj da zaprati tova kym Jokes, zastoto az ne mogaL Specialno, Nasko, ti go procheti vnimatelno I da vnimavash kakvo pravish! :-p -- Tiho "Cogito ergo sum" -- Rene Descartes
[JOKES] peace
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[JOKES] Imena na koli
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[JOKES] mouse
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[JOKES] Probwajte go samo ako imate kachen Media Player
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[JOKES] IQ test
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[JOKES] Q:Zashto Bush mrazi sadam? A: Zashtoto dwamata igraiat Tuka ima, tuka nema! :)
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[JOKES] Hunt the Boeing!
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[JOKES] Fw: in 2003
You know you are living in the year 2003 when: 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. 4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen. 6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells for half the price you paid. 7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it. 8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. 9. You just tried to enter your pin number on the microwave. 10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. 11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-coloured Post-it notes. 13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. 15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed. 18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Neshto neredno?
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[JOKES] Fw: arabs preparing for war...
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[JOKES] Stupid White Men
and the good people of this country who believe in the freedoms and liberties it guarantees? Do you want to go there? I do. I have filed a Freedom of Information Act demand to the FAA, asking that they give to me all documents pertaining to the decisions that were made to allow deadly butane lighters and books of matches on board passenger planes. I am not optimistic about what the results of this will be. And let's face it - it's just one small piece of the puzzle. It is, after all, just a 99-cent Bic lighter. But, friends, I have to tell you, over the years I have found that it is PRECISELY the little stories and the minor details that contain within them the LARGER truths. Perhaps my quest to find out why the freedom to be able to start a fire on board a plane-full of citizens is more important than yours or my life will be in vain. Or maybe, just maybe, it will be the beginning of the end of this corrupt, banal administration of con artists who shamelessly use the dead of that day in September as the cover to get away with anything. I think it's time we all stood up and started asking some questions of these individuals. The bottom line: Anyone who would brazenly steal an election and insert themselves into OUR White House with zero mandate from The People is, frankly - sadly - capable of anything... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 24 Mar 2003 16:13:21 +0200
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[JOKES] iiiiiiiiiii'ahti karmata da imash tak~v leader
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[JOKES] Skrita kamera - patladjani po selski
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[JOKES] The war of the stars ...
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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 21 Mar 2003 14:57:13 +0200
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[JOKES] antivirus
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[JOKES] USA diktatura
izkazvane ot vestnikarski forum, vkoetone e kato da njama logika. Predlagam celiya svyat da se obedinim i da osvobodim amerikancite ot tehniya prezident-diktator i da vuzstanovim demokraciyata v Amerika. Iskam da im pomognem na tezi hora taka kakto te pomagat na celiya svyat. | Tihomir Dolapchiev - Software Engineer| GEMATRONIK Gmbh - Weather Radar Systems| 41429 Neuss Germany| tel: +49 2137 782 218| fax: +49 2137 782 11| mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]| mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]| http://www.Gematronik.com
[JOKES] the world is going crazy
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[JOKES] play win
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[JOKES] Predlojenie za dobawiane kam Bg-Bg talkowen rechnik :)
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[JOKES] Kato stana duma taia nosht za edni 48 chasa...
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[JOKES] Job
Sega razbiram kakvoimashe vpredvidmoiat daskal po matematika v MG-to, kogato kazvashe: "Kat' ne resha'ash, sha vyrvish da kopa'ish!" http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=394193
[JOKES] izberete bylgarskoto
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[JOKES] buddhist joke - second edition
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[JOKES] Drunking always help!
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[JOKES] French Google
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[JOKES] w rosii
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[JOKES] Ako programistite stroiaha kusti
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[JOKES] trypki da te pobiat - malko poiasnenie
Title: Message Kogato vchera izpratih mail-a sys subject "trypki da te pobiat", na link-a imashe druga snimka. Sega iavno razpolojenieto i e promeneno. Prashtam aktualnia link: http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/div_bilder/26.html
[JOKES] Korica na kniga!
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[JOKES] who were you in a last past life?
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[JOKES] game
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[JOKES] game 2
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[JOKES] 'Se biah vidial narcisizym ...
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[JOKES] monthly reminder
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[JOKES] Fw: [ADVANCED-JAVA] 3 little pigs
- Original Message - From: Iliana Misheva [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: ADVANCED JAVA [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 10:14 Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] 3 little pigs 3 Little Pigs - The Untold Story This is classic - a true story, proving how fascinating is the mind of a six year old. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, ...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house? The teacher paused then asked the class: And what do you think the man said? One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly I think the man would have said: FUCK ME DEAD - A TALKING PIG !! The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Toia pyk zakyde se e razbyrzal :)
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[JOKES] zasterqn comp.
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[JOKES] jokes
Chovek se sybuzhda i vizhda, che nad nego sedi sestra. \par - Sestra, kyde me vodite? \par - Kym morgata, gospodine. \par - Ama az oshte ne sym umrial! \par - E, nie oshte ne sme stignali..\par Vypros kym radio Erevan: \par - Kak mozhem da se izbavim ot impotentnost? \par Otgovor: \par - Prez celiia den triabva da se pie bogata na zheliazo voda, a vecherta triabva da si zakachate magnit na vrata.\par =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
