[lace] Christmas snowman raffle

2004-12-16 Thread Sue Babbs
Hi everyone
It's such a long time since we had a raffle and I thought it would be fun to 
do one at Christmas time.

I had an enquiry asking me where to get the thread  used to make the snowman 
which is on the Lace Guild's Advent calendar, on December 10th. The pattern 
is online if you click on the picture.
http://www.laceguild.demon.co.uk/

Last year, one of the 5th grade students who had been making lace for
about 10 weeks, with one lesson (90 minutes) before the Christmas holidays
announced that she wanted a snowman to complete in that one lesson! Hence
the simplicity of it! I wound the bobbins for her and she finished the lace
in that lesson.
The Arctic Rays Wispy Fringe thread was bouhgt in the local embroidery shop.
As I say in the instructions it is tufty, but it is also sparkly. The other
thread was bought from local knitter and is just a white sparkly thread
about the thickness of perle 12.
Anyway, I am putting together a kit including thread, beads, ribbon and 
felt. If you want your name included in the draw please email me (personally 
not the list) including the words Christmas snowman raffle  in the subject 
line, before midnight on Sunday 19th December. I will then mail the pack on 
Monday morning, so you might get it in time for Christmas, but no 
guarantees.

For newbies, raffles are entered free and I will pay the postage - more like 
a present for some lucky person!

Sue
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[lace] Japanese silk thread

2004-12-16 Thread Liz Greef
I hope to go to Japan next year (Nagano ken).  Does anyone know where I can 
buy Jpanese silk thread for lacemaking?

Liz Greef in a dull and wet Cromer
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[lace] Kerry Taylor auction

2004-12-16 Thread Jean Peach
I went to the auction today, many lots did not meet the reserve price
for the Springett's.  The lace did not do so well either.  I am tired so
will sign off.  Yes I wrote down all the prices.

Jean in Newbury

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[lace] Demonstrating

2004-12-16 Thread Judy
Dear Lacers,

In line with the comments on demonstrating, I just did a demonstration for our
local historical society and the annual candlelight tour of their collection
of historic houses.  Along with the usual 'tatting ladies' a young man stopped
by.  He said he had seen us demonstrating at this same venue as a child and he
just wanted to tell us what a memorable impression it had made on him.  Very
satisfying.  I have demonstrated in all sort of places for MANY years and I
can't think of a comment that has meant more.

Even if your demonstration does not recruit another lacemaker, it does have an
impact.  So have fun demonstrating, teach someone, impress someone, enchant
someone, you will be the richer for it.

Judy, in cold and wet Houston, TX

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Re: [lace] RE: Lorelei's honiton

2004-12-16 Thread Carol Adkinson
Hi All,

Yes - I have been away for several weeks, *celebrating* a birthday, and have
come home to umpteen weeks of messages - but I had to chuckle when I ready
the piece about coloured gimps.

Several years ago, I went on a course in Milanese lace, at Christine and
David Springetts, and my chosen pattern was the 'Little Hearts'.  I wound
the bobbins and, as I thought that a pale pink gimp would look well with the
ecru lace, I wound several pairs of said pink gimp.   All went well, until
the pairs for the gimp were needed.  I rummaged in my box for the first
pair - and retrieved them, just as Pat Bury looked at me.I do hope
that's not for the Milanese lace.  she said.   Perish the thought! I
said, as I rummaged in my friend's box for Perle in cream!I must admit,
it was quite a while before I did use colour in Milanese after that - but
now I tend to do what pleases me, not what is probably the 'traditional' way
to do it!

Carol - back in Suffolk, after a wonderful time in North Pembrokeshire, W.
Wales.

 It is interesting to me how many people are now putting color into their
 lace.  
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[lace] RE: Lorelei's honiton

2004-12-16 Thread Jane Partridge
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Carol Adkinson
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 I wound
the bobbins and, as I thought that a pale pink gimp would look well with the
ecru lace, I wound several pairs of said pink gimp.   

I had similar with my first attempt at designing a piece for a pendant
in Bucks - in Jennifer Ford's class. Using white silk (silk white is
more of a cream) for the main threads, decided to use pink to outline
the flowers and green for the stems - both pastel shades. Jennifer's
comment (and I can't remember exactly what she said now) about using
coloured gimps put me off wearing said pendant for a long time.. until,
my first ever demonstration outing (for the first National Lacemaking
Day, in 1991), when I had it pinned up amongst other pieces I had made -
and quite a few favourable comments were made, as to how pretty it
looked, etc. After that, I gained the confidence to wear it. 

The pink and green threads have now both faded back to almost white,
though - (has anyone else had this problem with Mulberry Silks?) - so
maybe yet another reason why we think that traditional lace was all
white, black or ecru?

-- 
Jane Partridge

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[lace] Book - Plants and Flowers in Lace

2004-12-16 Thread Diane Z
Plants and Flowers in Lace by Bridget Cook is on sale  by Edward Hamilton
Bookseller in the US.  This is a Batsford book, paperbound now at $7.95.

I would also like to wish all a very Happy Holiday Season and to thank
everyone for the wonderful lace help and information over the past year.

Diane Z
Lubec, Maine

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[lace] Re: lace-digest V2004 #409

2004-12-16 Thread Madelin Holtkamp
  The challenge is to make lace relevant
to people in some personal way -- the beauty, the crafting process, the
engineering aspect of design, the links with history and literature, beauty
of the tools  -- the food traditions or nursery rhymes if nothing else
works!!!

Hear,hear, Lorraine.  I like to talk about my various fiber crafts as a
source of comfort and connection to the work that women (and men) have
turned to throughout history to create beauty, to honor their loved ones,
to make a lasting contribution or to express creativity.  This is a basic
human impulse and the answer to those who tell you that you could never
sell it for enough money.  I just say But it sure is beautiful!

Madelin the lurker

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[lace] tatting repair/costs

2004-12-16 Thread Dmt11home
Today at the Ratti Christmas party I found myself talking to a woman from  
Textile Conservation. I mentioned that I had had an inquiry about finding  
someone to repair tatting. She said, There are people who do that sort of  
thing. 
I asked her for names and she provided two that I had already heard of.  
What do you think it would cost? I asked. She said, several hundred dollars. 
 
The conservator would have to look at the piece, decide what needed to be done, 
 write it up and have the client sign off on it. 
What do you think the hourly rate would be, I asked. 
About $50 or $60 dollars and hour was the reply.
 
We didn't go into it, but it is also sometimes the case that ethical  
conservation requires that the conservator make the repair in a distinctly  
different thread so that it is not confused with the original work. This is not 
 what 
people who want to use lace are usually looking for. 
 
Also, the conversation had started with the question asked by her of me,  
museum lace consultant, whether anyone still made needlelace. She apparently  
knew that people still make bobbin lace. This opens the question in my mind as  
to how many textile conservators actually know how to make lace. I am sure that 
 they are good at mending, but I wonder if they can for instance fill in 
missing  areas. So the question is also, for several hundred dollars, what does 
the job  actually look like at the end.
 
Devon

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Re: [lace] My Lappet

2004-12-16 Thread Dmt11home
It is hard to tell from the picture, but am I the only person who thinks  
this may not be a lappet? It looks to me like it might be a dress ornament  
from 
the late 19th, early 20th century. I am a little out of my depth in  costume, 
I'm afraid, but didn't they wear things like this in the 1890s or so?  The 
back of the lappet looks more like the back of a collar to me, than  
something 
that would go on top of the head. 
Devon

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[lace] Re: tatting repair/costs

2004-12-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Dec 16, 2004, at 21:34, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Devon) wrote:
What do you think it would cost? I asked. She said, several hundred 
dollars.
The conservator would have to look at the piece, decide what needed to 
be done,
 write it up and have the client sign off on it.
What do you think the hourly rate would be, I asked.
About $50 or $60 dollars and hour was the reply.
[...]
This opens the question in my mind as
to how many textile conservators actually know how to make lace. I am 
sure that
they are good at mending, but I wonder if they can for instance fill in
missing  areas. So the question is also, for several hundred dollars, 
what does
the job  actually look like at the end.
I think, in the future, if anyone asks me about repairing lace, I'll 
just recommend that they get Elizabeth Kurella's Anybody Can Mend Lace 
and Linens. At a mere $20 (plus shipping), one can get an idea from it 
whether:
1) the piece is worth trying to repair
2) what the repair would involve (piecing threads or making a spearate 
insertion and then piecing that in)
3) learn how to tackle the job
4) in extensio of 3 - if it's too much work for you to do at home, 
think how much a professional will charge. Then go back to 1 :)

Too bad Evelynn (who posted the original question) is curently 
unsubscribed, but, for the rest:
http://www.elizabethkurella.com/bookbyelmkur.html

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[lace] Re: My Lappet?

2004-12-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Dec 16, 2004, at 21:49, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Devon) wrote:
It is hard to tell from the picture, but am I the only person who 
thinks
this may not be a lappet?
No, you're not g I'd have expected a lappet to, either: be straight 
except for the wider ends, or: widen out at both sides in the centre, 
rather than curve in at one side and curve out at the other. But, when 
I think lappet, I think *very early* 19th c *at the latest*, and more 
likely 18th.

It looks to me like it might be a dress ornament  from the late 19th, 
early 20th century [...] didn't they wear things like this in the 
1890s or so?  The back of the lappet looks more like the back of a 
collar to me, than  something that would go on top of the head.
Quite so. That had been my own instinctive response but I wasn't going 
to say anything, until someone else did (and you're it g) But, as 
I'd said above, 'when I think of lappet... '

I just checked the Concise Oxford Dictionary and, lappet is defined 
as: fold; loose or overlapping piece of garment (though secondary 
meaning is streamer of woman's head-dress). We both think of lappet 
in terms of its secondary meaning but, if you apply the first meaning, 
then the lappet-collar that Barbara has, even though worn much later 
and in a different manner, can still be called a lappet.

And, by whatever name, it's a beautiful piece ...  :)
BTW. I have a lovely, *contemporary* piece (Russian Tape lace) which is 
even more grievously misnamed. More grievously, because it had been 
called a collar by it's maker, not by some 3rd-hand reseller... I do 
wear it as a collar sometimes, but I've never been able to either find 
or make a neckline to fit it; it bunches up and stretches out in all 
the wrong places. And then, one day, I tried to fit the inner curve 
around my face rather than my neck, and the fit was *perfect* :)

The piece is the exact shape of a lace head-dress worn in some folk 
costumes in Russia. Those, in turn, are the remnants of an earlier 
head-dress, where the outer structure was rigid and sumptuous, but, 
quite often, the inside (surrounding the face) was softer - pleated 
linen or silk. And lace, still a bit later... The head-dress was called 
kokoshka (hen), because it resembles the spread tail of a hen... The 
head-dress of Mother Durga is of a similiar shape.

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Re: [lace] My Lappet

2004-12-16 Thread Barbara Joyce
The problem stems from my previously announced ignorance of all things
antique. I was under the impression that a lappet went around the neck, like
a collar, but with the long thingies hanging down in front.

Now I understand that a lappet is worn on the head. Sorry!

This piece is clearly not meant to be worn on the head, but rather, as you
say, it is meant to be worn with the needlelace inset at the center back,
like a collar, and the long strips down the front. (I guess!)

Barbara

 It is hard to tell from the picture, but am I the only person who thinks
 this may not be a lappet? It looks to me like it might be a dress ornament
 from 
 the late 19th, early 20th century. I am a little out of my depth in  costume,
 I'm afraid, but didn't they wear things like this in the 1890s or so?  The
 back of the lappet looks more like the back of a collar to me, than
 something 
 that would go on top of the head.
 Devon
 
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[lace] demonstrations

2004-12-16 Thread J. Falkink
 Many years ago I demonstrated lace at a Craft Fair in my hometown

 Betty Ann in Roanoke Virginia

Me too. During the rain people took shelter under my roof with their back
turned against me and what I was showing. But more showed interest, some
sighed they would never ever have the patience, but also some wanted to
learn.
For everything there are people who like it and those wo don't or even
make fun about it. If you don't want anybody to dislike what you are
doing: do nothing at all.

Jo Falkink

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Re: [lace] Fair price for (modern) lace

2004-12-16 Thread Jeanette Fischer
A few months ago our Guild demonstrated lace at a large tourist shopping
centre in Cape Town.  A young Hawaiian girl working as an au pair for an
American couple visited the demonstration and said she was getting married
in March 2005 and would love a lace garter for her wedding.  One of the
lacemakers - not me I am not quite that daft - offered to make her a garter
and the two of them exchanged addresses etc.  Elsabe then proceeded to make
this beautiful Bucks garter but also started thinking along the lines of
getting some monetary return for the Guild.  So I bravely offered to do the
negotiating.  I wrote a long letter to this girl explaining the effort that
went into making the lace etc etc and that Elsabe has now donated the garter
to the Guild and the cost would be 50 USD.  I got a very panicky e-mail back
to ask if she must now pay the 50USD and the Guild gets to keep the
garter!!!  Talking about crossed wires.  I then wrote back to make myself
more clear and then started to panic that she might throw the garter away at
the wedding  and fortunately she understood that explanation!  The garter
has gone off and we are waiting with bated breath to see if the money
appears!
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.

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[lace] Fair price for modern lace

2004-12-16 Thread Janice Blair
I have recently experienced selling some of my lace at a local craft fair.  
They were very simple lace outlines of a rocking horse, dala horse and a 
reindeer, all of which morphed out of the rocking horse design.  You can see 
the first two at the bottom of my web shots page but the dala horse has changed 
design to include a saddle since I made the one posted there.
 
http://community.webshots.com/album/149126673AmIpMo
 
These pictures were sold in nice wooden frames from the dollar store for $12 
pre-craft fair and $15 at the craft fair.  I have sold at least ten of these 
pictures, I only have 3 in stock now and I think that was because of my color 
choice of background matts.  I realised that white lace disappears on a pale 
green background under the lights of the craft fair so I will be changing the 
backgrounds on the remaining ones.  I know that to us $12 is not much for 
something that probably took me 3 hours to make but it has put over $100 into 
our convention fund.  We are considering making notecards of the reindeer to 
sell to lacemakers.  I did use it for my christmas card this year so I am 
getting a lot of mileage out of the simple design.
 
I don't think any of the lace bookmarks we had were sold and only a few of the 
Ufo glass candle holders with lace inside sold, but most people at the craft 
fair were looking for christmas decorations for their homes.  Maybe next year 
we will make more christmassy things.
Janice


Janice Blair
Crystal Lake, 50 miles northwest of Chicago, Illinois, USA

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[lace-chat] Mittens

2004-12-16 Thread Tregellas Family
Hi All,

Ruth wrote:
Dear Bev,

Your question brought back memories!   Let me say upfront that I understand
the need for strings to connect mittens, especially for a young child, but
as a young child, I *hated* having a string

To keep my little hands warm in an English winter, I had a pair of fur
mittens (my mother had fur gloves...and how I wished I had gloves too!),

Memories, memories  Oh Ruth, so many memories
came flooding back to me of my 16 winters spent in the north of England  -
so cold.  So, now we are having temps of 34, 36, deg. C tomorrow and
Saturday,  certainly no need for mittens, but beach, here I come.  :-)

Merry Christmas to you all
Shirley T  -  just surfacing after a rushed trip to help out in Perth  -
just a great excuse to see our grandsons.  :-)

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[lace-chat] : -) Office Party (2)

2004-12-16 Thread Jean Nathan
MEMORANDUM
FROM : Patty Lewis, HR Director
TO : All Employees

2nd December

HOLIDAY PARTY

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.  We
recognise that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincides with
Xmas, though fortunately not this year.  However, from now on we're calling
it our Holiday Party
The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or
those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.  There will be no Xmas tree
present and no Christmas carols will be sung.  We will, however, have other
types of music for your enjoyment.  I hope that makes you happy!

Happy holidays to you and your families

Patty

Jean in Pooe

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[lace-chat] Louise Story

2004-12-16 Thread Faye Owers
Some years back a Christmas story was posted regarding Louise would anyone
still have a copy on hand???

Thank you

Faye Owers
Shearwater
Tasmania
Australia

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: PC greetings

2004-12-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
As we're exiting the era of PC (as in: political correctness, not 
personal computer), enjoy the times when it was prevalent and gave us 
something to laugh about... Season's Greeetings (bland and blah) to you 
all.

From: M. A.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes 
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, 
non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced 
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your 
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and 
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar
year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of 
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great 
(not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or 
is
the only AMERICA in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This 
greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with 
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the 
wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is 
void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual 
application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is 
limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole 
discretion
of the wisher.

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Stella awards

2004-12-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
The *one* spot where our prex and I somewhat agree is the matter of 
the outrageously large awards our judiciary system sometimes gives to 
the non-deserving (where he and I do not agree on the same subject 
would take a volume the size of Windows for Dummies to write, so I 
won't burden y'all with it)...

From: E.H.
The land of the freeand limitless litigation
Once again, it's time to review the winners of the Annual Stella Awards.
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired 
the
Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United 
States.

5th Place (3-Way-Tie)
A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, 
$780,000 after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was 
running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were 
understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving 
toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (3-Way-Tie)
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 and 
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda 
Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the 
wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.

5th Place (3-Way-Tie)
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had 
just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the 
garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was 
malfunctioning. He could not reenter the house because the door 
connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The 
family was on vacation and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the 
garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of 
dry dog food he found in the garage. He sued the house owners insurance 
claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed 
to the tune of $500,000.

4th Place
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and 
medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door 
neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced 
yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog 
might have been a little provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had 
climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a 
pellet gun.

3rd Place
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, 
Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her 
coccyx tailbone. The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had 
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a nightclub in a 
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor 
and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton 
was trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid 
paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental 
expenses.

THE GRAND PRIZE
This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, 
Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On 
his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, 
he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat 
to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and then overturned. 
Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him, by instructing him 
in the owner's manual, that he actually could NOT do this. The jury 
awarded him $ 1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.
FOOTNOTE: The company ACTUALLY changed their owner's manuals on the
basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete 
morons buying
their recreation vehicles.

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Re: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: PC greetings

2004-12-16 Thread Ruth Rocker
And thank God for that!! I'd like to find the idiot who coined that 
phrase and beat him/her/it with a person-hole cover grin. Thanks for 
the grin.

Tamara P. Duvall wrote:
As we're exiting the era of PC (as in: political correctness, not 
personal computer), enjoy the times when it was prevalent and gave 
us something to laugh about... Season's Greeetings (bland and blah) to 
you all.
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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Planting potatoes

2004-12-16 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
First time I saw it, the clever one was a jailbird. Now, the times they 
are a-changin', so there's been an adjustment. Next thing you know, an 
Arab and a jailbird will be listed as synonyms in every American 
dictionary :(   Still, the *idea* is amusing, however much my PC guts 
are revolting... :)

From: E.H.
An old Arab man who has been living for 40 years in Idaho wanted to
cultivate potatoes in his garden, but digging up the earth was getting
to be too hard at his age. His only son, Ali, was studying in France, so
he decided to send him an e-mail explaining the situation: Dear Ali: I
feel very disappointed because this year I'll be unable to plant my
potatoes in my garden. I am too old to plow the ground. I wish you were
here, then my problems would be solved, because you would remove the
soil for me. I love you, Dad
Dad: For God's sake, DO NOT remove the ground of that garden. It's
there that I have hidden 'you-know-what'. I love you, Ali
At 4 a.m. the next day the local police, plus FBI and CIA agents, along
with Pentagon delegates, came in and turned the garden upside down
looking for dangerous material to build bombs, anthrax or whatever.
They found nothing and they left. The same day the old man received
another e-mail from his son: Dear Dad: I am sure you can plant your
potatoes now. It was the best I could do in the current circumstances.
I love you, Ali
---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace-chat] RE: measuring a child's coat

2004-12-16 Thread Helen Bell
Ruth,

I'm with you!  My Mum did that to me, and I loathed it, and it drove me
nuts.  And then you'd take your hands out of the mittens or gloves
(mittens I think mine were), and the darn things's dangle and flap in
the breeze and still irritate me by getting in the way.

I tried it with my son once, and then opted for the elbow mittens -
mittens with great long 'gauntlets' or sleeves that went up past his
elbows, and they slipped on under his jacket.  They were the best thing
I found - and worked pretty well too, as it was hard for him to get them
off or for them to come off.  Perfect for playing in the snow :-)

Maybe Bev is lucky enough to have a dainty little one receiving the
mittens, who won't mind the string.

Bev:  I measured my daughter's coat (an XS - so for a 4/5 year old - and
at 6 1/2 Katie is marginally bigger than my 4 year old nephew, and way
smaller than my son was at 4), and I got a good 44 wingspan.  Hope this
helps you.

Cheers,
Helen, Aussie in Denver, where we had an inch of the white stuff
overnight, and 'something' is moving in next week - maybe a rare white
Christmas? :-)

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Re: [lace-chat] RE: measuring a child's coat

2004-12-16 Thread Ruth Budge
Dear Helen,

Parents do awful things to children, albeit with the best of intentions, but
joining mittens together was something I felt so strongly about that I
*never*, *ever* inflicted that on my children.

I presume that your Mother has now gone off on her annual pilgrimage in
pursuit of fish...so she won't know you've dobbed her into the whole of
Arachne???! (vbg!)

Regards, Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)

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 Ruth,

 I'm with you!  My Mum did that to me, and I loathed it, and it drove me
 nuts.  And then you'd take your hands out of the mittens or gloves
 (mittens I think mine were), and the darn things's dangle and flap in
 the breeze and still irritate me by getting in the way.

 I tried it with my son once, and then opted for the elbow mittens -
 mittens with great long 'gauntlets' or sleeves that went up past his
 elbows, and they slipped on under his jacket.  They were the best thing
 I found - and worked pretty well too, as it was hard for him to get them
 off or for them to come off.  Perfect for playing in the snow :-)

 Maybe Bev is lucky enough to have a dainty little one receiving the
 mittens, who won't mind the string.

 Bev:  I measured my daughter's coat (an XS - so for a 4/5 year old - and
 at 6 1/2 Katie is marginally bigger than my 4 year old nephew, and way
 smaller than my son was at 4), and I got a good 44 wingspan.  Hope this
 helps you.

 Cheers,
 Helen, Aussie in Denver, where we had an inch of the white stuff
 overnight, and 'something' is moving in next week - maybe a rare white
 Christmas? :-)

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[lace-chat] moly?

2004-12-16 Thread Eva Von Der Bey
Dear native speaking friends,

passed a little funny test which asks for your beahviour while suffering
from a cold and other simple silly questions and gives as a result, what
kind of herbal tea you are.. while some others turned out to be chamomille,
what I understand, I seem to be moly. none of my dictionaries knows about
moly.

Can you help?

TIA, Eva, from Haltern, Germany

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[lace-chat] lace as an art [lace]

2004-12-16 Thread Helene Gannac
Aurelia wrote:
Dear Devon --  I think that long before we can find buyers for 
recently-made (contemporary?) lace, we have got to educate our public 
about the artistic value of lace; and that thread is just as 
interesting and beautiful as paint or marble. When the public has got 
that idea into its head, it will put its hand into its pocket as 
willingly for a stunning piece of contemporary lace as it does at 
present for modern paintings and sculpture...

I think that may be the crux of the matter, Aurelia: the fact is that ordinary
people do *not* buy original paintings or piceces of sculpture any more than 
they
would buy lace at the price we would want to pay. Rich people and cultivated
people buy those things, either because they have the money and want to invest, 
or
because they can appreciate the work they are buying. It's those people we have 
to
educate, not the general public, who is quite as happy with a reproduction of 
David
made in Taiwan as they would with the original (probably happier, actually,
because it doesn't cost as much...)

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, where it's still raining on and off (on at
weekends and off while I'm working :-))


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[lace-chat] Mittens

2004-12-16 Thread Martha Krieg
And now they don't recommend strings - at least not the kind that run from 
one mitten to the other through the coat, because of the danger of 
strangulation. We sometimes used the commercial mitten clips - two grips of 
the sort used for suspenders connected by a short piece of wide elastic. Or 
sometimes I made a short string of the same yarn as the mitten (crocheted) and 
used a safety pin to connect it to the coat sleeve.

Martha Krieg
In Michigan where it has suddenly gone from 50F to 21F in the mornings!

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