Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Biju Chacko
On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 10:31 AM, Suresh Ramasubramanian
sur...@hserus.net wrote:
 Let us put it this way.  There are several terms being dismissed as 
 pretentious expressions in this thread, that actually have specific meanings 
 attached to them, and these meanings are used consistently

I think it's pretentious to use a big or rarely used word when a
commonly one would do just as well. In specific contexts, a technical
discussion for example, precision and conciseness may require the use
of complicated jargon. That would not be objectionable, IMHO.

-- b



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
Yes - but a lot of the words bandied around in this thread are from either 
finance or IT architecture, where they do have specific meanings and a 
consistent usage

I won't deny that jargon can get overused by people who don't quite get what 
the words actually mean

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On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 10:31 AM, Suresh Ramasubramanian
sur...@hserus.net wrote:
 Let us put it this way.  There are several terms being dismissed as 
 pretentious expressions in this thread, that actually have specific meanings 
 attached to them, and these meanings are used consistently

I think it's pretentious to use a big or rarely used word when a
commonly one would do just as well. In specific contexts, a technical
discussion for example, precision and conciseness may require the use
of complicated jargon. That would not be objectionable, IMHO.

-- b



-- 
srs (blackberry)

Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Venkat Mangudi - Silk
On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 11:36 AM, Suresh Ramasubramanian
sur...@hserus.netwrote:

 Yes - but a lot of the words bandied around in this thread are from either
 finance or IT architecture, where they do have specific meanings and a
 consistent usage

 I won't deny that jargon can get overused by people who don't quite get
 what the words actually mean


When you take word from a different industry and force-fit it to, say IT or
finance, it gets crazy. By themselves, I am sure most of the words are
quite sensible. But we, humans as a whole and specifically IT/Finance
professionals, have taken really good words and have now made them
outcasts.

When I was a kid, gay meant carelessly happy. I cannot tell my 7 year old
what it means now. Rather, I don't know how to.

--Venkat


[silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Venkat Mangudi - Silk
I was reading this article [1] and it made me wonder how much it matters in
the world as we know it today.

As an aside, have any of you tested your IQ? Care to share?

--Venkat

[1]
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/22/magazine/can-you-make-yourself-smarter.html?pagewanted=6_r=2pagewanted=all


Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Sruthi Krishnan
A long time ago, I was roped into organising a picnic in my workplace.
There was this guy who told me in all seriousness - We are going to be
in the global top 10 soon. So the picnic should be professional and
must include things which he had learnt at a recent manager
conference. He wanted to rephrase the invite email and I was taught
that the idea of being 'professional' was to include lots more nouns.
Instead of saying, let us know if you'll come or not, he wanted to
write 'Please revert with the notification of your acceptance'. He
wanted to add rules (with lots of nouns, of course) on how people
should reach the place and when and what they should bring etc. And he
wanted to buy gifts that were official and fun. I don't remember his
name. All I can recall is that he had a PhD and signed his emails with
a Dr.

But this was just the beginning of me being the creator of nouns.
Every time we wrote a proposal, my job was to spot possibilities and
add the nouns - 'the prime functionality of the test bed is
identification of all possible bugs'. Folks liked longer sentences. It
was all quite professional.


Sruthi



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Venkat Mangudi - Silk
I would like to meet Dr. Noun PhD.

On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Sruthi Krishnan srukr...@gmail.comwrote:

 A long time ago, I was roped into organising a picnic in my workplace.
 There was this guy who told me in all seriousness - We are going to be
 in the global top 10 soon. So the picnic should be professional and
 must include things which he had learnt at a recent manager
 conference. He wanted to rephrase the invite email and I was taught
 that the idea of being 'professional' was to include lots more nouns.
 Instead of saying, let us know if you'll come or not, he wanted to
 write 'Please revert with the notification of your acceptance'. He
 wanted to add rules (with lots of nouns, of course) on how people
 should reach the place and when and what they should bring etc. And he
 wanted to buy gifts that were official and fun. I don't remember his
 name. All I can recall is that he had a PhD and signed his emails with
 a Dr.

 But this was just the beginning of me being the creator of nouns.
 Every time we wrote a proposal, my job was to spot possibilities and
 add the nouns - 'the prime functionality of the test bed is
 identification of all possible bugs'. Folks liked longer sentences. It
 was all quite professional.


 Sruthi




Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Mahesh Murthy

 When I was a kid, gay meant carelessly happy. I cannot tell my 7 year old
 what it means now. Rather, I don't know how to.


See, sometimes one uncle loves another uncle. Sometimes, aunties love
other aunties too. This is perfectly normal, kiddo.


Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Bonobashi

Or you could use the equivalent of Noel Coward's St Dunstan's explanation.

Sent from my iPad

On Apr 24, 2012, at 1:17 PM, Mahesh Murthy mahesh.mur...@gmail.com wrote:

 
 
 When I was a kid, gay meant carelessly happy. I cannot tell my 7 year old 
 what it means now. Rather, I don't know how to.
 
 See, sometimes one uncle loves another uncle. Sometimes, aunties love other 
 aunties too. This is perfectly normal, kiddo.
 
 


Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread John Sundman


On Apr 24, 2012, at 2:04 AM, Biju Chacko wrote:

 On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 10:31 AM, Suresh Ramasubramanian
 sur...@hserus.net wrote:
 Let us put it this way.  There are several terms being dismissed as 
 pretentious expressions in this thread, that actually have specific meanings 
 attached to them, and these meanings are used consistently
 
 I think it's pretentious to use a big or rarely used word when a
 commonly one would do just as well. 
 -- b
 

I'm not against neologisms or even (on occasion) the verbing of nouns.

I think we've been talking not about pretension, but rather cliche, which often 
indicates rote thinking or empty thought.

For example, I submitted the phrase think outside the box. That  phrase might 
have been imaginative the first time it was used, but it doesn't wear well, in 
my opinion. 

When I was trying to come up with entries for this thread, I simply asked 
myself, What would B. say?

B. is my dear sister, an executive with ATT. She speaks in business cliches. 
She cannot say we need to be creative or we need to think carefully about 
this. She must say, we need to think outside the box. She cannot say, I'll 
call him or I'll send him a note; she must say I'll reach out to him.  
This is the language of her workplace, and she has completely internalized it. 

I like B. well enough; she's my sister, after all. But sometimes her way of 
speaking really depresses me, because she's not a stupid woman but she is 
capable of very shallow thought, and I believe that thinking and speaking in 
cliches is both a reason for and a symptom of this.

My brothers and sisters and I are in nearly daily communication (by email) 
about our parents, who both suffer from dementia and other diseases associated 
with getting old. I can't complain about B.; she does so much more to help our 
parents than I do (she lives much closer to them than I do). But her way of 
speaking and writing often make me cringe; inwardly I'm doing repeated Homer 
Simpson D'oh!s.

Regards,

jrs


Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread ss
On Tuesday 24 Apr 2012 1:17:05 pm Mahesh Murthy wrote:
 This is perfectly normal, kiddo.

umm..so is diabetes. But we tend to try and cure or control diabetes. 

shiv



Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Deepa Mohan
On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:03 PM, Venkat Mangudi - Silk 
s...@venkatmangudi.com wrote:


 As an aside, have any of you tested your IQ? Care to share?


I was asked what my IQ was and I replied that the IQ test I had taken was,
to my mind, not a test applicable to all human beings, it needed a certain
kind of culture and upbringing, and so I could not hold such a test as
valid. I also intuitively felt that intelligence is of different kinds.

Having said all this, I was then asked point blank what my IQ was rated as.
On hearing my answer, the reply was, But that's great! Why do you want to
say all this about IQ tests, then?

Intelligence, that has not been leavened by wisdom, maturity and humility,
is like the raw clay which can either be fashioned into a better human
being...or a figure of raw clay.

Deepa.


Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Sidin Vadukut

 
 As an aside, have any of you tested your IQ? Care to share?
 
 --Venkat 
 
I gave a Mensa test once that I cleared. But I don't recall being given an 
actual IQ score. The test was fun enough to give though. I like giving exams. 
Don't judge me. 



Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 5:27 PM, Sidin Vadukut sidin.vadu...@gmail.com wrote:
 I gave a Mensa test once that I cleared. But I don't recall being given an
 actual IQ score. The test was fun enough to give though. I like giving
 exams. Don't judge me.

Heh, a friend informed me recently that a two year old had been
admitted into Mensa, to which my response was, this proves what I've
always suspected, Mensa is for two year olds

http://www.timescolonist.com/Still+diapers+Mensa/6508618/story.html



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 3:11 PM, John Sundman j...@wetmachine.com wrote:
 I like B. well enough; she's my sister, after all. But sometimes her way of 
 speaking really depresses me, because she's not a stupid woman but she is 
 capable of very shallow thought, and I believe that thinking and speaking in 
 cliches is both a reason for and a symptom of this.

Large organizations abhor non-uniformity; thinking and speaking in
cliches precludes the unpredictability introduced by an individual's
emotions, heritage, learning, cultures and all of that unpredictable
stuff. Not that different from uniforms, bootcamps and ranks used in
armies and prisons to drill out your ego, and give you a new identity
as a member of the team.

The modern organization that places itself beyond the personal sphere
of human society is rather new. A lucid observation point in
historical time for me for this phenomenon is when the British
introduced the organized police and courts in India surprising many of
the locals used to a life more personal.

Once it happened that Mirza Ghalib (1797-1869), the famous Urdu poet
of the sunsetting Mughal empire was brought up on charges of gambling
before a British judge who knew Ghalib perfectly well in social
circles but refused to show any sign of recognition in the court room.
This infuriated Ghalib more than the charges and the fine which he was
ill afforded to pay, and he tells as much in a letter to a friend.

In the Mughal and other Indian courts when a previously honorable man
was brought up on serious charges, his case would be heard with the
respect and decorum it deserved, with full regard to his mental state
and place in society. There was an interest in the truth, and not
merely in evidence. There's little to tell if better justice was meted
out under that system, but an evidence based approach appears fairer
to most, and so that's what we have today, consistent with the belief
that the appearance of justice is as important as justice.

Thinking and speaking in cliches is not therefore an isolated social
twitch privy only to the blackberry generation.



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread ss
On Tuesday 24 Apr 2012 9:21:28 pm Srini RamaKrishnan wrote:
 In the Mughal and other Indian courts when a previously honorable man
 was brought up on serious charges, his case would be heard with the
 respect and decorum it deserved, with full regard to his mental state
 and place in society. There was an interest in the truth, and not
 merely in evidence. There's little to tell if better justice was meted
 out under that system, but an evidence based approach appears fairer
 to most, and so that's what we have today, consistent with the belief
 that the appearance of justice is as important as justice.

This is simply not true. It is a show that was put on for us natives who 
lapped it all up eagerly and went gaga over British Justice . I know one Mr 
Nair, the author of a book called inside IB and RAW who was appointed to the 
Indian Police Service in the last decades of the Raj (He is in his 90s now). 
He writes of how the system had designated a criminal caste in Andhra from 
whome one scapegoat would be arrested and punished every time a crime was 
committed.

The way Gen Dyer was let off after the genocidal massacre at Jalianwala bagh is 
more representative of the truth. 

It still happens today. The underdogs get their asses whupped. Think Trayvon 
Martin. 

shiiv



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread John Sundman

On Apr 24, 2012, at 11:51 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan wrote:

 Large organizations abhor non-uniformity; thinking and speaking in
 cliches precludes the unpredictability introduced by an individual's
 emotions, heritage, learning, cultures and all of that unpredictable
 stuff.

Having spent twenty-five years or so in and around engineering organizations of 
computer and software companies from small to large, I tend to have the Dilbert 
world view, in which engineers communicate in no-nonsense language and judge 
success by a very objective criterion: does the thing work, or doesn't it?, 
while other people in the organization, such as management, and Heaven Preserve 
Us, marketing, don't have such objective criteria and operate in a world of 
bullshit (where they think outside the box and leverage synergy, etc).

I believe that there is a lot of truth to the Dilbertian world view  (and hey, 
he said, putting on his marketing hat, read my novel Acts of the Apostles for 
an in-depth exploration of it!)

I realize that one of the reasons I think Dilbert is essentially correct about 
the discipline of engineering being inherently less susceptible to bullshit 
than, say, those of marketing or management is that I'm from engineering and 
Dilbert's worldview is flattering to me. People tend to believe things that 
make them feel good about themselves, and I'm no exception.

But I really do believe that engineers and scientists, even those in large 
organizations, have more finely-tuned bullshit-detectors than people in other 
corporate walks of life.

jrs

Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Heather Madrone

On 4/23/12 11:04 PM April 23, 2012, Biju Chacko wrote:

On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 10:31 AM, Suresh Ramasubramanian
sur...@hserus.net  wrote:

Let us put it this way.  There are several terms being dismissed as pretentious 
expressions in this thread, that actually have specific meanings attached to 
them, and these meanings are used consistently

I think it's pretentious to use a big or rarely used word when a
commonly one would do just as well. In specific contexts, a technical
discussion for example, precision and conciseness may require the use
of complicated jargon. That would not be objectionable, IMHO.

-- b





What bothers me is when they use the suffix -ize to turn a noun based on 
a verb into a verb. “Utilize” is the most common offender, and it's kind 
of understandable because utility is not obviously based on the word 
“use.” Quite often with verbs that end in -ize, there is already a 
perfectly good English verb that means exactly the same thing. Usually 
this verb is one or two syllables and quite functional. Why go tacking 
an -ize onto the end of nouned verb to make another verb?


It's pretentious, it's tacky, it's ignorant, and it's lazy, all in one move.

--
Heather Madrone  (heat...@madrone.com)
http://www.sunsplinter.blogspot.com

Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice. Justice at its 
best is power correcting everything that stands against love.
- Martin Luther King




Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Sumant Srivathsan
 I gave a Mensa test once that I cleared. But I don't recall being given
an actual IQ score. The test was fun enough to give though. I like giving
exams. Don't judge me.

The correct verb associated with exams, for both examiner and examinee, is
'take'. While this has no relevance to the topic of discussion, I couldn't
resist a spot of pedantry. :)

On topic, I took an IQ test as a child, received a genius level rating, and
was convinced it was a crock of smelly stuff because I was (am) no genius.


Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread Deepak Misra
Let me be brutally honest. My take on this situation here is that we need
to revector our effort away from all this non value adding activity of this
email thread.  Let us idenitfy one prime and one co-prime to lead this task
force.

Deepak


Re: [silk] The Lyttle Lytton Contest

2012-04-24 Thread ss
On Monday 23 Apr 2012 4:54:00 pm Udhay Shankar N wrote:
 You may be familiar with the Bulwer-Lytton contest [1]. The Lyttle
 Lytton contest [2], however, reimagines this for the age of twitter -
 entries are limited to 200 characters.
 
 The 2012 winners [3] are worth a read. I found it satisfying, in a way,
 that almost the entirety of _Twilight_ was quoted in 200 character
 chunks as entries to this contest (recall that this is a contest for
 atrociously *bad* writing...)
 
 Udhay
 
 [1] http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
 [2] http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html
 [3] http://adamcadre.ac/12lyttle.html


Fiction mimics fact
http://www.sananews.net/english/bomb-blast-at-lahore-railway-station-claim-
three-lives/

 The bomb was kept in a black bad and was exploded with a huge explosion.

shiv



Re: [silk] English expressions that irritate me

2012-04-24 Thread John Sundman
Perfect. 

(Although I, personally, myself, would have put hyphens in non-value-adding. 
But maybe that's just me. )

jrs


On Apr 24, 2012, at 5:51 PM, Deepak Misra wrote:

 Let me be brutally honest. My take on this situation here is that we need to 
 revector our effort away from all this non value adding activity of this 
 email thread.  Let us idenitfy one prime and one co-prime to lead this task 
 force.
 
 Deepak
 
 




Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Lahar Appaiah
Some of the IQ Tests floating about on the Net and Readers Digest rely
heavily on vocabulary, skill with English, etc. The Mensa test is slightly
more egalitarian, and uses pattern recognition type questions. I don't know
whether such questions can transcend cultures, or whether they require some
level of proficiency in geometry.

Does anyone have any thoughts on the fundamental basis of intelligence
tests, i.e., are they biased towards the mathematically inclined, is it
even possible to have a universal definition of human intelligence, does
higher IQ really help, and so on.

On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 8:55 PM, Deepa Mohan apeedna...@gmail.com wrote:



 On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:03 PM, Venkat Mangudi - Silk 
 s...@venkatmangudi.com wrote:


 As an aside, have any of you tested your IQ? Care to share?


 I was asked what my IQ was and I replied that the IQ test I had taken was,
 to my mind, not a test applicable to all human beings, it needed a certain
 kind of culture and upbringing, and so I could not hold such a test as
 valid. I also intuitively felt that intelligence is of different kinds.




Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread ss
On Wednesday 25 Apr 2012 10:25:32 am Lahar Appaiah wrote:
 Does anyone have any thoughts on the fundamental basis of intelligence
 tests, i.e., are they biased towards the mathematically inclined, is it
 even possible to have a universal definition of human intelligence, does
 higher IQ really help, and so on.

I think IQ tests are a load of crock like a meauring tape to assess sexual 
ability.

I meet plenty of illiterate but smart people who would fail any IQ test by a 
huge margin.

Calling the parameter Intelligence Quotient was a coup in that it made 
sheeple associate intelligence with that test, just like Religion of Peace 
might make people associate peace with a religion. 

I think it is only lack of intelligence to irrevocably link IQ with 
intelligence except when used sarcastically or as a put down.


shiv





Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Venkat Mangudi - Silk
On Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 10:38 AM, ss cybers...@gmail.com wrote:


 I meet plenty of illiterate but smart people who would fail any IQ test by
 a
 huge margin.


True that. Many people are street smart but cannot sign their own name. And
because everyone has been telling them they are illiterate, they are scared
of anything that requires reading or writing. But give them a cell phone,
and they can use it like anyone else who can read/write.

--Venakt


Re: [silk] Does IQ really matter

2012-04-24 Thread Venkat Mangudi - Silk
On Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 10:48 AM, Venkat Mangudi - Silk 
s...@venkatmangudi.com wrote:

 True that. Many people are street smart but cannot sign their own name.
 And because everyone has been telling them they are illiterate, they are
 scared of anything that requires reading or writing. But give them a cell
 phone, and they can use it like anyone else who can read/write.

 --Venakt

^ Including people who can't even spell their name
correctly. :-)