Happy Deepawali / Diwali
Hello all WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY SAFE DEEPAWALI PARTHAS -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: SHARE THIS VERY USEFUL INFO
A BOUQUET (OR BUCKET FULL) OF USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU. STORE IT SOMEPLACE, WHERE YOU COULD ACCESS IT AT WILL. YOU NEVER KNOW, AS TO WHO NEED IT OR HAVE A USE FOR IT ! Good news- Supreme Court has DECLARED that any person who meets road accidents can be taken to nearby hospital immediately. Hospital must not ask for police report to admit him/her, its Dr. Duty to do first aid. Police can be informed later. Please pass to all. It may help someone... To save life. ==Railway authorities have introduced a system where one can complain from a running train. The SMS about complaint will be acknowledged attended.Give the train no, bogie no, precise nature of complaints like -no water in bath room/no lights/fan not working/Security problem etc through sms.It is an effective tool.The railway complaint sms no: is 8121281212.Please pass on this message, its very helpful==1. If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact: RED SOCIETY at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.==2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. www.friendstosupport.org==3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.==4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/PhysicallyChallenged children. Contact:- 9842062501 9894067506.==5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems inTheir ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital. By German Doctors. Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668, -245732 Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips==6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, RationCard, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.==8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth. TREES DO IT FOR FREERespect them and Save them==9. Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More informationAbout how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/==10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli BabaInstitute Banglore. 10. Contact : 9916737471==11. Medicine for Blood Cancer'Imitinef Mercilet' isa medicine which cures blood cancer. ItsAvailable free of cost at Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai. Create Awareness. It might help someone.Cancer Institute in Adyar, ChennaiCategory: CancerAddress:East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi NagarAdyar, Chennai -600020Landmark: Near Michael SchoolPhone: 044-24910754 044-24910754 , 044-24911526 044-24911526 , 044-22350241 044-22350241==AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN Please Save Our Mother Nature forOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS== -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: A Great Read...
Checking out at the supermarket recently ,the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren't good for the environment . I apologised and explained that we didn't have the green thing in our day . The cashier responded that's our problem today , your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generation!She was right about 1 thing we didn't have the green thing in our day,so what did we have ?After some reflection and Soul searching on our day ,here's what I remembered .Back then we returned milk bottles , fizzy pop and beer bottles to the store and the store returned them to the plant ,where the bottles were washed sterilised and refilled , so the same bottles were being reused repeatedly so they were recycled . But we didn't have the green thing !We walked upstairs ,because we didn't have escalators and lifts in every store or office buildings,we walked to the shops and didn't climb into a 300 horse powered machine ,every time we wanted to go two streets away. She was right we didn't have the green thing in our day !Back then we washed the babies nappies ,we didn't have the throw away kind . We dried our clothes on a line ,not on a energy gobbling machine burning 240 volts ..wind and solar power really did dry our clothes !Kids got hand me downs from their brothers or sisters and not brand new clothing every time. But she was right we didn't have the green thing in our day .Back then we had 1 tv or radio in the house , not a tv in every room ,and the tv had a small screen the size of a handkerchief not a screen the size of Wales !In the kitchen we blended or stirred by hand , we didn't have electric machines doing everything for us.When we packed a parcel for posting it was wrapped in old newspapers , to protect them ,not Styrofoam or bubble wrap .Back then we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the grass , we used a push mower that ran on human power,we exercised by working so we didn't need to go to the gym or health club to go on a treadmill run on electric ,but she's right we didn't have the green thing.Back then we drunk from a fountain when we were thirsty ,instead of using a plastic cup or bottle every time we needed a drink. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying new ones , and we replaced blades of a razor instead of throwing away when they went blunt, but we didn't have the green thing back then.Back then people took buses and kids took their bikes to school or walked instead of mum being a 24 hour taxi service.We had only 1 electrical outlet in each room not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances, and we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellite 2,000 miles away in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.But isn't it sad that the current generation laments how wasteful we older folk were just because we didn't do the green thing !!Please forward this if you wish another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conversation from a smarty-pants young person can read this. ! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Acche Din AAne wale hain
Recd from a friend InterestingHindi readers can read the details Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 15:46:15 +0800 From: pranayme...@yahoo.com On Friday, 25 July 2014 11:05 AM, Mukesh Arora aroramuke...@gmail.com wrote: ✅ 5/- रूपये वाली 'बीयर' की बोतल आज 80/- रुपये की हो गई, कभी किसी ने दारु का ठेका नहीं फूंका ? ✅ 25 पैसे वाली कोकाकोला , आज 12/- रुपये की हो गई कभी किसी ने अमेरिका का पुतला नहीं फूंका ✅ 5/- रूपये वाला Mac-Donald बर्गर आज 55/- रुपये में बिक रहा है, कभी किसी ने रेल नहीं रोकी ? ✅ 5/- रूपये का चिप्प्स का पैकट आज 30/- रूपये का हो गया कभी किसी ने रेल नहीं रोकी ? ✅ 5/- रुपये में आने वाला सिनेमा का टिकिट 300/- रूपये का हो गया कभी किसी ने कोई सिनेमा हॉल नहीं फूँका ?? ✅ चीनी २/- रुपये महँगा क्या हुई Breaking news हो गई I ✅ और 10/- रूपये का रेल टिकट 11.40/- रूपये का क्या हुआ, सब छातिया पीटने लगे जो महिनो मे एक दो बार देना है ! अच्छे दिन आयेंगे सब्र तो करो । जम्मू से कटरा रेल का किराया 20 रुपया हे टेक्सी वाले 2500 से 3000 रुपया लेते हैं| यही तो अच्छे दिन हे कांग्रेस 10 साल मे एक सरबजीत सिह को वापिस हिन्दुस्तान नही ला सकी और मोदी सरकार 15 दिन मे ही ईराक मे फसे 174 भारतीयो को खुंखार आतंकवादीयो से छुडाकर ले आयी । सब्र रखो अच्छे दिन आयेंगे । : मोदीजी 5 साल में देश को यूरोप के विकसित देशों की लाइन में सबसे आगे खड़ा कर देंगे। बस देश की जनता आलू-प्याज़ को छोड़कर कुछ बड़ा सोचे। # China मोदी के खिलाफ ! # America मोदी के खिलाफ ! # CIA मोदी के खिलाफ ! # CBI मोदी के खिलाफ ! # IB मोदी के खिलाफ ! # ISI मोदी के खिलाफ ! # PAK मोदी के खिलाफ ! # Congress मोदी के खिलाफ ! # JDU मोदी के खिलाफ ! # BSP मोदी के खिलाफ ! # SP मोदी के खिलाफ ! # CPI मोदी के खिलाफ ! # CPIM मोदी के खिलाफ ! # AAP मोदी के खिलाफ ! # लालू, मालू, भालू, कालू, राहु, कजरी, मोदी के खिलाफ ! सारे गद्दार मोदी के खिलाफ!सारे देश द्रोही मोदी के वरोध में! सारी कायनात लगी है एक शख्स को झुकाने में... खुदा भी सोचता होगा, जाने किस मिटटी का इस्तेमाल किया मैंने मोदी को बनाने में!! JARA SOCHO... जो व्यक्ति PM बनने से पहले यदि अमरीका को झुका सकता है, भूखे नंगे देश पाकिस्तान में हडकंप मचा सकता है, चीन जैसे गद्दार देश के अखबारों की सुर्खियों में आ सकता है तो भाई वह भारत को विश्व गुरु बना सकता है यह बात पक्की है! देश की जरुरत है मोदी मैं मुफ्त भोजन दूंगा - राहुल गांधी मैं मुफ्त पानी दूंगा - केजरीवाल न तो मैं मुफ्त पानी दूँगा , ना ही मुफ्त भोजन कि बात करूंगा , बल्कि मैं इतने रोजगार पैदा करूँगा, भारत के युवाओं को इतना सक्षम कर दूंगा, की मेरे देश का हरेक व्यक्त स्वाभिमान से अपना भी पेट भरेगा और दूसरों की भी प्यास बुझाएगा - नरेंद्र मोदी दिक्कत केजरीवाल में नहीं,भारत की जनता में है जो मुफ्त की चीज पाने के लिए लादेन को भी वोट दे देगी!!! अगर देश के लिए कुछ करना है तो यह सन्देश 3 लोगो को भेजना है। बस आपको तो एक कड़ी जोड़नी है देखते ही देखते पूरा देश जुड़ जायेगा। Jai -- Dinesh Kumar Malik -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Blonde As Blonde Can Be !
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly, Together, together, together. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Money has many names
Money has MANY names.! In place of worship it's called (offerings) In Marriage it's called (dowry) In Divorce its called (alimony) When u owe someone (debt) When u pay government (tax) In Court it's called (fines) Gov't to retirees (pension) Boss to workers (salary) Master to subordinates (wages) Children (pocket-money) When u borrow from bank (loan) When u give to the authority (BRIBE) When u partition your earning (COMMISSION) When u offer after a service (tip) When you aid the poor (Donation) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Sardarji Jokes
Sardar: I havent slept all night in the train Friend: Why? Sardar: Got upper berth Friend: Why didnt you exchange with the man in the lower berth Sardar: because there was no one in the lower berth. A sardar was arrested when he saved seven persons from a house which was burning why you know b'cos the persons he thought he saved by sending them out of the house were all firefighters -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Ha Ha Ha
POSITION OF HUSBAND IS LIKE SPLITA C NO MATTER HOW LOUD HE IS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, INSIDE THE HOUSE HE IS DESIGNED TO REMAIN SILENT ,COOL AND CONTROLLEDBY A (a beautiful) REMOTE - THAT IS WHY I AM ALWAYSCOOL AND SILENT -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Yes NO
Date: Sat, 31 May 2014 09:48:26 +0800 Subject: MYes NO From: krish2...@gmail.com To: partha_pa...@hotmail.com; raghad...@yahoo.com கோயில் மற்றும் வீடுகளில் செய்யக்கூடாதவைகள்! 1. புண்ணிய தீர்த்தங்களில் வந்தவுடன் காலை வைக்கக்கூடாது. முதலில் நீரை தலையில் தெளித்துக் கொண்டு கால் அலம்ப வேண்டும். குளத்தில் கல்லைப் போடக்கூடாது. 2. பூஜை வேளையில் தீபத்தை ஆடவர்கள் அணைக்கக் கூடாது. பூசணிக்காயை பெண்கள் உடைக்கக் கூடாது. 3. கோயிலை வேகமாக வலம் வருதல் கூடாது. 4. எவருடனும் வீண் வார்த்தைகள் கோயிலில் வைத்து பேசக்கூடாது.5. தாம்பூலம் தரித்துக் கொண்டு கோயிலுக்குள் செல்லக்கூடாது.6. மூர்த்தகளைத் தொடுதலோ, மூர்த்திகளின் திருவடிக்கருகில் கற்பூரம் ஏற்றுதல் கூடாது. 7. சுவாமிக்கு நிவேதனம் ஆகும் போது பார்த்தல் கூடாது.8. வஸ்திரத்தை போர்த்திக் கொண்டு ஜபம், பிரதக்ஷிணம், நமஸ்காரம், பூஜை, ஹோமம் செய்யக்கூடாது. 9. பசுவிற்கும், அந்தணருக்கும் நடுவிலும், அந்தணர் அக்னியின் நடுவிலும், தம்பதிகளின் நடுவிலும், தேவதைகள் பலிபீடத்திற்கு நடுவிலும், குரு சிஷ்யரின் நடுவிலும், லிங்கத்திற்கும் நந்திக்கும் நடுவிலும் செல்லக்கூடாது 10. இரவில் துணி துவைக்கக் கூடாது. குப்பையை வெளியே கொட்டக் கூடாது. மரத்தில் நிழலில் தங்கக் கூடாது. ரகசியமான விஷயத்தைப் பேசக் கூடாது.11. அன்னம், உப்பு, நெய் இவைகளை கையால் பரிமாறக் கூடாது. 12. ஒரே சமயத்தில் தனது இரு கைகளாலும் தன்னுடைய தலையை சொறியக்கூடாது.13. ஆயுள், பொருள், வீட்டுத் தகராறு, மந்திரம், உடலுறவு, மருந்து, வருமானம், தானம், அவமானம் இந்த ஒன்பதும் பிறருக்குத் தெரியக்கூடாது. 14. சந்தியா கால வேளையில் சாப்பாடு, தூக்கம், உடலுறவு, அத்யயனம் இவைகள் செய்தல் கூடாது.15. தீபாவளி தவிர மற்ற நாட்களில் அதிகாலைப் பொழுதில் எண்ணெய் தேய்த்துக் கொள்ளக்கூடாது. 16. இடது கையினால் நீர் அருந்தக்கூடாது. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Warranty
ANGRY HUSBAND GAVE SMSTOHIS MOTHER IN LAW : YOURPRODUCTNOT WORKING/ COOKINGPROPERLY WANT TO RETURN SMART MOTHER IN LAW REPLIED : WARRANTYEXPIREDLONGBACK .MANUFACTURERNOWNO MORE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FAILURE -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: 10 SHADES OF INDIAN SECULARISM !
Date: Sun, 11 May 2014 15:40:51 +0800 Subject: 10 SHADES OF INDIAN SECULARISM ! From: krish2...@gmail.com To: partha_pa...@hotmail.com; raghad...@yahoo.com; asmukundan...@gmail.com; svasudeva...@gmail.com; sbbal...@gmail.com; vasuma...@gmail.com -- It may be politically not correct to say so but what the text says is not factually wrong. The overdose of 'secularism' is bound to have a backlash YOU BE THE JUDGE 10 SHADES OF INDIAN SECULARISM 1 ) In India, with 80% Hindu population, and the only homeland of Hindus in the world, the birthdays of great sons of the soil, Shri Ram and Shri Krishna, are not compulsory central government holidays, while the birthday of Saudi Arabia born So called Prophet -Mohammad and both the birth and crucification day of Bethlehem born Jesus, are compulsory holidays throughout India. This seems in sync with the secular hypothesis that Ram and Krishna are imaginary comic characters while Mohammad and Jesus are actual historical characters. There are only 2 Hindu holidays out of compulsory 14, in contrast with 4 Muslim ones. 2) The Constitution of India enables the government to take control of Hindu temples and trusts and appoint its nominees in their controlling body and even control its funds. The government doesn't have this privilege for the mosques or churches. The government cannot interfere in the functioning of the mosques, madarsas and any minority institutions even if they receive government aid, which is taxpayers' money. The minority institutions are not bound to comply with the Right to Education act either. This can be seen as a lighter version of Pakistan and Bangladesh's enemy property laws which enable their governments to confiscate the propeties of Hindus by declaring them enemy properties. 3) Everyone knows that India doesn't have uniform civil code. Indian muslim males are legally allowed to have up to 4 wives at a time, and can divorce them by saying 'Talaaq' thrice, in compliance with Sharia. Hindus and Christians have to follow proper court procedures to file for divorce. The women right activists who organise 'slut-walks' to celebrate their 'rights' and advocate girls visiting pubs, do not speak on this matter. Shah Bano case stands as a glaring example of how secularism is a constitutionally prescribed drug meant only for Hindus, not for minorities. 4) Prayagraj, one of the holiest pilgrimages of Hindus, is called Allah-abad. Kashi, Ayodhya and Mathura, each of these 3 holy sites has been desecrated and yet not fully restored. The signboards of Auragzeb road in Delhi stand as the testimony to India's slavery that Indian secularism celebrates so profusely. In 2007, over 1 lakh Indian muslims paid homage to Aurangzeb's tomb on his 300th anniversary, that's when Aurangzeb is known to be the perpetrator of the largest Hindu genocide ever. Aurangzeb had even got Guru Teg Bahadur beheaded in his court for his refusal to convert to Islam. 5) An instance of Indian secularism is the 1978 directive to NCERT which instructs it to erase all medieval history which paints a picture of clash between native Hindus and invading muslims in that era. Consequently, we have a chapter each from Akbar to Aurangzeb, but Shivaji and Maharana Pratap are squeezed into a paragraph each in history books. Despite all the evidence to the contrary, discredited Aryan Invasion Theory is still taught in Indian schools. The history books do not cover the Mahabharata despite a plethora of archaeological evidence available to conclusively establish its historicity. 6) The Archealogical Survey of India in its annual report of 1924-25 published a long list of Hindu temples demolished during Islamic rule. Sita Ram Goel, Arun Shourie and others have published a book after conducting research and they've given a 64 page long district-wise list of Islamic monuments which were constructed by demolishing Hindu temples. This list, in the book, Hindu temples - what happened to them, includes around 2000+ temples and gives in most cases, the year of construction of those structures also. Even in Kashmir, hundreds of temples, small and large have been desecrated over during the exodus of Hindus in early 90s. The same, however, is a non-issue in larger secular polity. It's continued unabted
FW: Morekhuzambu and its glories - unbeatable!
Received from a friendfor your tasting pleasure Subject: Morekhuzambu and its glories - unbeatable! From: krish2...@gmail.com Date: Sat, 10 May 2014 21:58:35 +0800 To: partha_pa...@hotmail.com; raghad...@yahoo.com; asmukundan...@gmail.com Dear All, A very good article on more kuzhambu. In astrology, they say if a planet is in the same rasi as Sun, the planet is weakened. Mercury often suffers from this ignominy. In the culinary world, Morekhuzhambhu ( refined and energized kadi) is eclipsed in front of sambar, though morekhuazhambhu has unparallel and unsung merits. Sambar scores over, often merit-less, because it is a course leader. Marriage contractors, give it a pride of place in their lunches. Hoteliers associate sambar with Idli and Vadai and create hallow around it. But the intrinsic merits of morekhuzhambhu remain unappreciated. Sambar basks in borrowed glory. Morekhuzhambu mesmerizes us with its mellow fruitfulness. Have you tasted morekhuhambhu with paruppu usili made up of beans, kotthavarakkai (clustered beans) or vazappu( banana flower) ? It is unparallel and sambar can never rise to that height, as no batsmen, barring a few, ever could rise up to the level of a Sachin Tendulkar. Morekhuzhambhu with Chenai (yam), Cheppankhizhanghu ( arvi) or vazakkai mezhukku varatti ( banana deep fry) would provide you a thrill which any sensual pleasure would never measure upto and sambar would certainly fall in the wayside. And yet, Morekhuzhambhu is not a course leader in marriage lunches and is provided only a spoonful, perhaps as a sort of antidote to sambarâ EURO (tm)s excesses. It is like the twelfth man in a cricket team â EURO condemned to toil and yet, not eligible to bat or bowl. Many women find in morekhuzhambu an easy way out from struggling with sambar. It is an incorrect perception and a much less confidence. If sambar, like Aiswarya Rai, is terrestrial and appeals only to the lesser mortals, morekhuzhambhu is ethereal and like the Apsaras, make even the Saptharishis to swoon over. As sambar is a mass consumption item, it can be easily cloned and no wonder, ready mix sambar powder is available aplenty in the market. Morekhuzhambhu is unique, cannot be cloned easily and even a Google search would not get you an acceptable ready mix. Sambar does not have milk or butter-milk base and hence it can be heated and re-heated, and is subject to cyclical births and deaths. It is a sinful mortal. Morekhuzhambu cannot be reheated and has to retain its freshness in the refrigerator, till it is exhausted. The mere thought that it can be reheated makes sambar a little relaxed. Morekhuzhambhu cannot have that luxury. It is virtuous and is eligible for moksha. There are a few kinds of morekhuzhambus - the yellow one as it is made at Palakkad which appeals to us immensely. The light red one, as it is prepared in Tranvancore and Tirunelveli delights us. For sheer grace, mango morekhuzhambhu is matchless like Vivian Richardâ EURO (tm)s onslaughts in world cup wonders. Sambar cannot boast of anything similar to mango morekhuzhambu, save onion sambar. The two are peerless and the players world over, look upon them as roll-models. Kadi, a Gujarati dish, though strikes a chord of similarity, is as different from morekhuzhambhu as is Jilebi from Jhangiri. I quote from my essay â EURO oe Sankara Iyer â EURO the esoteric sweet maker - . â EURO oeJalebi is gaudi in colour, garish in appearance and in comparison to Jhangiri, unrefined in taste. It is too crispy and cannot even play second fiddle to Jhangiri. Whereas pride of place is given to Jhangiri in the south, Jhalebi is a commoner, as one can smell Jalebi, when being fried in street corners and everybody has access to it even when being dressed up. Jhangiri, like a traditional housewife, retains her grace, never crosses the threshold and street corner is certainly a tabooâ EURO . In Travancore and some parts of Tirunelveli, morekhuzhambu is mandatory for sevai. In these parts, when sevai is prepared, morekhuzhambu and fried papad has to serve from the sides. However, it is a poor consolation that morekhuzhambu is made mandatory on certain occasions in some parts of South India. I would appeal to my fellow morkhuzhambhu admirers totransform their admiration to loyalty and to ensure that morekhuzhzmbhu is provided a pride of place in our kitchens and that our children and grand children are given opportunities to taste morekhuzhambhu in various combinations and to evaluate its performance. Make sambar to compete with morekhuzhambhu and after demonstrating success, seek a secured place. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to
FW: Humour - If Narendra Modi decides to Retire..
On Wednesday, 7 May 2014 6:37 AM, deepak grover deepakthe...@yahoo.co.in wrote: If Narendra Modi decides to Retire... Lets see the Galaxy of reactions... Purely for fun.. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: WORTH AN INTROSPECTION
Why single out? Recently, India's most well-known film script-writer Salim Khan (actor Salmaan Khan's father) has said to a senior journalist in an interview: Does anyone remember who the chief minister of Maharashtra was during the Mumbai riots which were no less deadly than the Gujarat riots of 2002? Does anyone recall the name of the chief minister of UP during Malliana and Meerut riots or that of the Bihar CM when the Bhagalpur or Jamshedpur riots under Congress regimes took place? Do we hear names of earlier chief ministers of Gujarat under whose charge, hundreds of riots took place in post-Independence India? Does anyone remember who was in-charge of Delhi's security when the 1984 massacre of Sikhs took place in the capital of India? How come Narendra Modi has been singled out as the Devil Incarnate as if he personally carried out all the killings during the riots of 2002? No speck of doubt about what Salim Khan has said. When one says Gujarat's agriculture growth is 10-11% since whole last decade, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says he made the Asia's biggest solar plant, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says Gujarat is the only state in the whole of India to provide 24*7 and 365 days electricity to almost all of its 18,000 villages, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says - World Bank's statement of 2011 said, Gujarat roads are equivalent to international standards, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says Gujarat is the first State in country to have high speed wireless Broadband service in its all 18,000 villages, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says Forbes Magazine rated Ahmadabad as the fastest growing city in India and 3rd in the world, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says Gujarat Tourism is growing faster than ever before, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says according to central govt's Labour Bureau's report, Gujarat has the lowest unemployment rate in country, the other says 2002 Riots! When Narendra Modi is being chosen as the best current Indian leader in almost all surveys polls again and again, the other says 2002 Riots! When one says 2003-2013 are the only 10 straight years in Gujarat history which are totally riot-free, the other STILL says 2002 Riots! But when we remind them about riots which occurred during Congress and in Communist Party rule : 1947 Bengal5,000 to 10,000 dead ...CONGRESS RULE. 1967 Ranch200 DEAD..CONGRESS RULE. 1969 Ahmedabad...512 DEADCONGRESS RULE. 1970 Bhiwandi80 DEAD.CONGRESS RULE. 1979 Jamshedpur..125 DEAD..CPIM RULE (COMMUNIST PARTY) 1980 Moradabad...2,000 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE. 1983 Nellie Assam.5,000 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE. 1984 anti-Sikh Delhi...2,733 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE 1984 Bhiwandi146 DEADCONGRESS RULE 1985 Gujarat.300 DEAD..CONGRESS RULE 1986 Ahmedabad..59 DEAD.CONGRESS RULE 1987 Meerut81 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE 1989 Bhagalpur..1,070 DEAD..CONGRESS RULE 1990 Hyderabad..300 PLUS DEADCONGRESS RULE 1992 Mumbai900 TO 2000 DEADCONGRESS RULE 1992 Aligarh176 DEAD.CONGRESS RULE 1992 Surat...175 DEAD.CONGRESS RULE They become totally deaf ..because they have no answers. The youth of India says: We are not interested in 2002, We are interested in 2022 WARM REGARDS ASHOK GIRIMAJI Insurance Surveyor loss Assessor Chartered Engineer +91 7639757981 Save Papers... Go green... Please do not print this e-mail unless you really need to. -- Note: This is purely a private group of Insurance Surveyors in India strictly for their own internal circulation consumption. The messages posted and opinions expressed on the forum are that of the individual members. The group owner/moderators are in no way responsible for any opinions expressed and/or offending messages that are posted on the message board. No message posted on this message board shall be used against the member who posted the information and/or against the moderators as evidence in any court of law. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Insurance Surveyors India group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to insurance-surveyors-india+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to insurance-surveyors-in...@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/insurance-surveyors-india. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Netaon Ke Jawab
: Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ??? Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai-- Rahul Gandhi: jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..- Manoj tiwari: jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..--- Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota Kapil Sibbal: Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..--- Salmaan khurshid: aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..- Mayawati: agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..--- Akbar Owaisi: Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..--- Manmohan Singh: Madam se puchh kar batauga...-- Nitish kumar -jab tak bihar ko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge-- Anna- is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahi ayega mai anshan karoonga- Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilom na kiya ho isliye shaareerik thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho. Yog se theek ho jaega--- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
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Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 16:38:55 +0800 Dear Priyanka... My heart goes out to you and your family. It's terrible that people take potshots at you, your husband, your smart brother and your mother !! How dare they ? Don't they know that your grandmother gave her life for the country and just 2800+ Sikhs were killed in Delhi alone to atone for a Sikh who killed her ??Please don't hold it against these people, that your father's famous words as his colleagues went about killing the Sikhs is misunderstood. He only said when a big tree falls, the Earth shakes ... And these uneducated folks don't get it. It's perfectly ok for your mother to call a certain man as the maut ka saudagar, she knows, after all she was the preferred daughter-in-law for your grand mother. She was born an Italian and now has become an Indian, so she knows, while these other folks have no clue.You know, they should take lessons on public propriety from your mom - she and your brother managed to reduce an educated Prime Minister into a mute mouthpiece and he has no hard feelings ... No small feat that. She even managed to wipe out another erudite capable PM's work in bringing India out of bankruptcy from the record books because he didn't care about your family. Terrible guy, serves him right. I must congratulate her on her tireless efforts to prop your brother onto the centre stage... Especially as he refuses to grow up. But even he managed to speak about women empowerment, RTI and 2002 riots happening, yippee, your mom rocks !I must say your husband's achievements make many of these old fogies jealous. Through sheer hard work in the gym and on the cycle, he managed to convert a few Lakhs into a few hundred crores and we won't worry about his father's and brother's death. Once a man marries, we should only consider his family. What an achievement !! He probably will give Reliance a run for the quickest race to riches - they only created a 20,000 crore company in 20 years, but turning a few Lakhs into a few hundred crores is no mean feat and that too through sheer hard work in the gym.My heart really went out to you and your family when your father died and it really was tragic. He was a nice man, forget Bofors and the Lakshadweep holidays but really, he minded his business of flying planes and never really wanted to get into politics. But with your grandmother becoming a martyr and the Congress party not having a single man left in it, they had to turn to him and just that one decision cost him his life. May his soul rest in peace as your grandmother's does. Your family has had tragedy striking it at every corner .. Am actually reading Katherine Frank's book on your grandmother and it seems she was hardly in India during her growing up years. Losing her mother early, spending time with your grand father in London and Switzerland, studying in many different schools, learning to ski, learning French ... Such a tragic and lonely life.We should really stop speaking about your family. You all deserve a break from the burden you have been carrying. Why not just step aside and let these guys kill each other or hug each other ? Guess what, there is precedence - a bigger burden was on the Mahatma's family, to carry on the legacy, but those kids just stepped aside and let the country own the Mahatma. Nothing happened. We survived and thrived. So maybe if you all just step aside, we wouldn't need to bring your illustrious family into every debate and every scam. Think about it !Wishing you the very best.Btw - love the sarees and you do remind us of your grandmother !! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
FW: Interesting read - Full names of 21 famous companies
Many companies are well known by their abbreviations when compared to the popularity of their legal names. Here is the list of expansions of a few companies which are recognized by its initials and short names. 1. SAP : SAP stands for System Analysis and Program Development. This German software company makes enterprise software to manage business operations and customer relations. 2. DHL : DHL provides international express, air and ocean freight, road and rail transportation, contract logistics and international mail services to its customers. The company's name DHL is derived from the last names of the then three budding entrepreneurs, Adrian Dalsey, Larry Hillblom and Robert Lynn who founded the company. 3. IBM : IBM's full company name is International Business Machines Corporation. It is a multinational technology and consulting corporation. The company was founded in 1911 and headquartered in the United States. 4. TLC : The specialty cable channel TLC is the initials for The Learning Channel. The company also operates the Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and The Science Channel, as well as other learning-themed networks. 5. FIAT : The full company name of FIAT is Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino meaning Italian Automobile Factory of Turin. This company is an Italian automobile manufacturer which was founded in 1899 6. HMV : The British global entertainment retail chain, HMV's full company name is His Master's Voice. Apart from being listed on the London Stock Exchange, the company also operates in Hong Kong and Singapore. 7.Amul : The company is based out of a small town in Gujarat called Anand. It is a daily cooperative which is now and again referred to as Anand Milk Union Limited. The Gujarat Cooperative Milk Marketing Federation is India's largest exporter of dairy products and also the largest food product marketing organization. 8. IKEA : IKEA is a Sweden-based company that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture. IKEA is an acronym made out of four letters - Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd. I is for Ingvar, the first name of the founder of IKEA stores. K is for Kamprad, the last name of the founder of IKEA stores. E is for Elmtaryd, the name of the farm where Ingvar Kamprad grew up. A is for Agunnaryd, the name of the village near Kamprad's boyhood home. 9.HTC : The Taiwanese manufacturer of of smartphones and tablets now known as HTC was founded with the name High Tech Computer Corporation. Initially a manufacturer of notebook computers, HTC began designing some of the world's first touch and wireless hand-held devices in 1998. 10. JBL : With someone like AR Rahman endorsing the brand in India, it could only be a matter of time that JBL products would find their way into the homes of music-loving Indians. The audio electronics company is owned by Harman International and JBL are the initials of the name of the company's founder James Bullough Lansing. 11. 3M : A multinational conglomerate corporation in the United States, 3M was formerly known as Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company. Adhesives, abrasives, laminates, passive fire protection, dental products, electronic materials, medical products, car care products, electronic circuits and optical films are some of the products of the company. 12. HM : It is known as one of the world's popular brands for fast-fashion clothing for men, women, teenagers and children. The name of the Swedish company is Hennes Mauritz AB but it is popularly known and operates as HM. 13. ATT: An American multinational telecommunications corporation and the largest provider of both mobile telephony and of fixed telephony in the United States, American Telephone and Telegraph Company is often referred to as ATT. The company also provides broadband subscription television services. 14. ING Group: ING Group is a financial institution which offers banking, asset management, and insurance services. ING is an abbreviation for International Netherlands Group. 15. BMW: BMW is an abbreviation for Bayerische Motoren Werke. It is a German automobile, motorcycle and engine manufacturing company founded in 1917 which produces automobiles and motorcycles across all its brands. It also owns and produces the Mini marque, and Rolls-Royce Motor Cars. 16. KFC: Kentucky Fried Chicken is one of the world's largest chain of fried chicken fast food restaurant. It is popularly known by its abbreviation KFC, across the globe. It has over 17,000 outlets in 105 countries. 17. BPL : The company commonly referred to as BPL stands for British Physical Laboratories. This Indian electronics company deals with consumer appliances, home entertainment products and health care devices. It was established in 1963, by MT P G Nambiar. 18. BASF : BASF is recognized as one of the largest diversified chemical companies in the world. The company offers products to various industries and
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Happy Tamil New year / Vishu
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FW: Sree Rama Navami Greetings
Wishing you all Happy Sri Rama Navami а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а аа а а а а а а а а а а аHAPPY SRI RAMA NAVAMI.а аа PARTHAS -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
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Sent from my iPad Begin forwarded message: Medicine for Blood Cancer has been found !! 'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai.Create Awareness. It might help someone. Forward to as many as u can, kindness costs nothing. Cancer Institute Adyar, Chennai. Address: East Canal Bank Road , Gandhi Nagar, Adyar, Chennai -600020 Landmark: Near Michael School Phone: 044-24910754 044-24910754 , 044-24911526 044-24911526 , 044-22350241 044-22350241 Let's do something... Let's Be smart Let's make the difference Request forward maximum -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Humour - A Whole Lot Of U Will Identify With This !
During my Medical Examination, the Doctor asked me if I had any history of medical ailments. I told him I periodically suffered from High Blood Pressure. He asked me if I got this from my fathers side or Mothers side of the family. I told him I got it from my Wife's side of the family. Aghast he asked How could your wife's side of the family, give YOU blood pressure? Never in medical history I sighed and replied.. If you need proof ,You must meet them sometime...! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Humour - The Eye Test !
A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up.The Dr. shows the letters on the board CZWXNQSTACZDoctor: Can you read this ?Russian: Read??? I even know the guy... -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: RTI for refund for IT Return....
RTI for refund for IT Return.We occasionally find getting a Refund from Income Tax a Problem and no one listens to us, especially if the case is old. I faced a similar problem. A friend advised me to put in an RTI. I did so and got a refund within 15 days. A sanitised draft of an RTI appl is attached for your Information. The CPIO is the ITO; The First Appeal is with the Addl Commissioner of IT i/c of that Ward/Range (this was given in the reply of the CPIO). The application runs something like this: Dated : . From: Mr. New Delhi 1100 Tel: Mob: Email: To: The CPIO under the RTI Act 2005 Income Tax Officer Income Tax Ward No. Room No..., Mayur Bhawan New Delhi 110001 Sub: Application for information under Sec 6(1) of the RTI Act 2005 Dear Sir, I, ..., a Citizen of India hereby apply for the following information under the RTI Act 2005: Background: Enclosed is a photocopy of my Income Tax Return for the Financial Year 2005-06 (AY: 2006-07) submitted on .. to your Ward No ... My PAN Number is In the abovementioned Income Tax Return, I had claimed a refund of Rs. _. As on date, I have not received the said refund order along with the detailed calculation of the refund and the interest payable thereon and nor has it been credited to my Bank A/C No. _ with ... Bank, address:.. In this connection, please provide me the following information under the RTI Act 2005: Information Sought: 1. A certified copy, of the Citizens Charter issued by your Department2. As per the Citizens Charter, in how many days is the Income-Tax Department supposed to refund the excess income tax paid by the Assessee and claimed in his IT return ? 3. Names, Designations, Office Address, Office Telephone Number, Mobile Numbers (in case mobile provided and paid for by the office), of ALL the officers of the Income-Tax department who have seen my Income Tax returns and are supposed to process the refund claimed therein. 4. Name, Designation, Office Address, Office Telephone Number, Mobile Number (in case mobile provided and paid for by the office) of the Officer with whom my Income Tax refund matter is presently pending ? 5. The date since which the file/matter is pending with the Officer as identified in Item 4 above. Contd. Page 2 - Page 2 - 6. Please inform me the reasons under Sec 4(1)(d) of the RTI Act for the following, since I am an affected person a) The file/matter to be pending with the officer as mentioned in item no. 4 above. b) The delay in refunding the amount as claimed in my Income Tax return under reference 7. Please provide me certified copies of any instructions received from any higher authority of the Income Tax department or any other Competent Authority which has instructed the assessing officer or any other officer to delay the refund of excess income tax paid by me in my IT return under reference 8. Inspection of all files and records, including all file notes, concerning the processing of my refund claim as mentioned above 9. The Name, Office Address, Office telephone number and Mobile Number of the Higher Officer to whom a First appeal will lie under Sec 19(1) of the RTI act 2005 The CPIO is requested to note, that the information requested above, has not been submitted by me to the Public Authority but has been generated by the department and/or is available on their records. Therefore it does not fall under Sec 8(1)(e) - information submitted in a fiduciary capacity. Further, the information requested in this application is pertaining to me (the applicant) and is therefore not covered under Sec 8(1)(j) or Sec 11 - personal or private information or third party information. The CPIO is also requested to note that there is no sub clause in Sec 8 or Sec 9 of the RTI Act, under which, a CPIO has the option, of denying information, unless it serves a larger public interest. I am willing to pay any additional charges as determined by the CPIO under Sec 7(3), and communicated to me with a reasoned order, which includes detailed calculations, which have been used for demanding the extra amount to be charged. In case the CPIO has any doubts on the information requested above or needs any further clarification, he is free to call me on any of the numbers mentioned above, at any time of the day or night. Please find enclosed IPO No. for Rs. 10.00, dated ... payable to Accounts Officer towards payment of Application Fees for this RTI Application. The payees name on the IPO is as per DoPT Circulars F.No. 1/2/2007-IR dated 23 Mar. 2007 and F.No. 10/9/2008-IR dated 05.12.2008. Thanking You, () Encl: 1. Copy of IT Return for the FY ... (AY: .) 2. IPO No. . for Rs. 10.00 dated ...SHARED BY A FRIEND - MAY BE OF
FW: Worth Dwelling On...On Kejriwal AAP...
When Kejriwal said, Chit bhi meri, pat bhi meri for the first time, I could not interpret it well. But now I have realized it probably better. These are the points we should first analyse : . If you form the government, you are taking support from a devilish party.If not, you are shying away from your responsibility. If you take action, you're a 'man in hurry', else 'I knew it; all political parties are the same. If you come to Vidhan Sabha using a personal vehicle, it's drama, but if you take 'Toyota Innova' for conveyance, it's a sin, a misuse of public money. If you don't act on rape cases, you are unresponsive but if you do, you are taking law in your hands. You come on TV too often, you are publicity-hungry. When you don't, you have forgotten your public after forming the government. If you don't fight for your people, you are termed arrogant and if you do, you are creating anarchy (the latest addition to the list). We must realize that every party has shortcomings and AAP is just one of them. We must also acknowledge that Delhi has chosen them (at least their government has the numbers) and therefore, we must have the humility to allow them to prove themselves without judging them too early. And, this applies to every new government. If not, I'll be forced to say, इस देश का कुछ नहीं हो सकता because here everyone is waiting for you to fail and say, I knew it. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: WHY WE LIKE RETIREMENT!!!
WHY WE LIKE RETIREMENT!!!Marvellous! Surprisingly all my friends fit in tailor made beautifully well in this invincible but most lucky herd !!We are certainly an enviable and grand group !!Question: How many days in a week?Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 SundayQuestion: When is a retiree's bedtime?Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why do retirees count pennies?Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.And, my very favouriteQUESTION: What do you do all week?Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday Sunday, I rest!!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Poor Boy What else he can do
Interviewer to a Boy who applied for a Railway Job: - Interviewer: If two trains are coming in the same line , what you will do Boy: I will show a red light Int: If the red light is not there, then Boy:I will wrap a torch with red paper and show it Int: If these are not availbale , then Boy:I will remove my red shirt and show Int:If you are not wearing a red shirt, then Boy: I will call my nephew Int:ha why him Boy: He has never seen a train accident -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: How Come ?!
My family says I talk in my sleep but I dont believe it a bit becos nobody at work has ever mentioned it.. ! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
HAPPY DIWALI
HAPPY DEEPAWALI TO YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS PARTHASARATHY AND FAMILY -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. attachment: bluemanm[1].png
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Subject: Fw: Today's sms...I told my wife that she should learn to embrace her mistakes.She cried and hugged me...! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Humour - Men !
Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day. Next day, he again says :- Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says the same thing - Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since the last one week, you have been saying 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter? Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,I will leave you one fine day. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
Jai Ho --- Onions
1. In the coming days which will touch 100 firsta) petrol b) $ vs Rupee c) onions 2, No surprise if onion rings are going to be costlier than diamond rings in future 3. Parents of a girl : seeing an youth purchasing 2 kg onions : This boy is best suitable for our daughter 4.Vendor asking a woman who wanted to purchase 3 kg onions at a time : Pl show me your PAN Card 5, Roti , kapada aur makan : old saying New one: ONION kapada aur makan 6.News: Instead of subsidy from centre, states to get tons of ONIONS -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
Hi
Can anyone in our group mail meSriVishnuSahasranamam , sung by MS Thanks -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: 4 Ur Health - Natural Pain Killers...
. 4 Ur Health - Natural Pain Killers...1 - Ginger! (muscle pain)2 - Apple Cider Vinegar! (heartburn)3 - Clove! (toothache)4 - Garlic! (earache)5 - Cherries! (headache / joint pain)6 - Fish! (stomach pain)7 - Grapes (back pain)8 - Yogurt (prevents PMS)9 - Oats (Endrometrial)10 - Salt (foot pain)11 - Pineapple (digestive upsets)12 - Peppermint (muscle pain)13 - Turmeric (chronic pain)14 - Flax Seed (breast pain / soreness)15 - Horseradish (sinus)16 - Tomato Juice (leg cramps)17 - Blueberries (bladder infections)18 - Honey (mouth sores)19 - Water (injuries)20 - Coffee (migraines) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Where's the doubt ?!
India : China have moved (300mt) into disputed territory near the two countries' de facto border in the Himalayas. China : Our troops have not violated the Line of Actual Control (LAC) by a step in the Ladakh region. Conclusion : Boss,kisi-na-kisi ka Radar/GPS toh Made in China hai... -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Happy Tamil New Year
Dear All Wish you and all your family members a very happy Tamil New year Partha/Padma and family -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki....
Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki Wife: I think Husband: Exactly ! Wife: But I haven't said anything yet Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right ! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: water before Bedtime
Useful info! Forwarded as received. Water before bedtime About 90% of heart attacks occur early in the morning and it can be minimized if one takes a glass or two of water NOT grog or beer before retiring in the evening. I knew water is important but I never knew about the special times to drink it. Did you?? Drinking water at the correct time Maximizes its effectiveness on the Human body: 1 glasses of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs 1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion 1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure 1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack Please pass this to the people you care about... Get Yourself a cool, short @in.com Email ID now! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Brain Teaser....
. Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes.. What is the result think .. its dark, isn't it ?;-) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Who Doesn't Agree ?!
What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution. What happens if all of them drown ? That is the solution ! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: What an Ad !
A few friends from the group sent mail that they could not open and see the Ad , hence resent. Hope this time it will be okay -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Humour - The Secret !
A young man asks his father, married many years, the secret to his marriage's success.His father had this to say: Well, we sleep in separate beds, drive in separate cars, eat separately, take vacations separately.In short, we do everything separately to stay together... -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: If U Care, A Must See ! Lost Generation - One minute 44 seconds of brilliance : won second prize!
I think this we have seen a long time ago , but it is really worth seeing again. Lost Generation - Brilliant One minute 44 seconds of brilliance. This is terrific! Watch and listen to the whole video! It is amazing! If this won second place, I wonder what was first?? This is only a 1 minute, 44 second video and it is brilliant. Make sure you read as well as listen...forward and backward. This video was submitted in a contest by a 20-year old. The contest was titled u @ 50 by AARP. When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause. Take a minute and watch it. Click below Lost Generation -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Humour - Sign Of Things To Come ? Better Be Prepared For This !
Heard that King fisher is going to fly again, but this may be how they are going to make up for lost time and money! . Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, Sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please! Passenger: What for? Attendant: For telling you where to sit. Passenger: But I already knew where to sit. Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy. Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it. Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not? Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this. Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you? Passenger: That would be swell, thanks. Attendant: No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! hat will be $10, please. Passenger: What? Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee. Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it. Attendant: Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that $10. Passenger: No way. Attendant: Sir, if! you don 't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that. Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me? Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee. Passenger: Oh, all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe this. Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else i can do for you? Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it? Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes. Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air? Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents. Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar? Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go! Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar. Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents. Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it? Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Ranakpur temple..
-- Ranakpur Temples are acclaimed world-wide for their intricate and superb architectural style. These temples form one of the five major pilgrimages of the Jains. Located in village of Ranakpur near Sadri town in the Pali district of Rajasthan, Ranakpur temple lies at a distance of 95 kms in the north of Udaipur city. The temple is easily accessible from the city of Udaipur as regular buses are easily available. Built in the 15th century, Ranakpur temples are known for being the largest and most important temples of the Jain cult. The temple is said to have been built by Seth Dharna Sah (a Jain businessman) with the aid of Rana Kumbha, who ruled Mewar in the 15th century. Ranakpur got its name after the name of the Rajput Monarch and likewise the temples. The temple complex is positioned in an isolated valley on the western side of the Aravalli Range. The Jain Temples of Ranakpur are certainly creditable for their splendid architecture. This temple is wholly constructed in light colored marble and comprises a basement covering an area of 48000 sq feet. There are more than 1400 exquisitely carved pillars that support the temple. The temple is a masterpiece of architecture and boasts of not less than four additional shrines. It has 24 pillared halls with 80 domes that are supported by 400 columns. The upper and lower parts of the domes are linked by brackets that have deities' sculptures. Above all, you would be amazed to see at a height of 45 feet engraved nymphs playing the flute in various dance postures. Each column is intricately carved and it is surprising to know that no two columns have the similar design. Apart from this, another stunning act about these columns is that they change their color from golden to pale blue after every hour during the day. In the mandap (prayer hall), the two big bells of 108 kg each produce a harmonious sound on the movement. Chaumukha temple is formed like a Nalinigulm Vimana (heavenly aircraft) and provides this whole structure a celestial appearance. Conceivably, it is due to the intricacy of the structure that the temple took approximately 65 years to complete. In the complex, there are several temples including Chaumukha temple, Parsavanath temple, Amba Mata Temple and Surya Temple. Amongst all of them, Chaumukha Temple is the most important and as the term Chaumukha suggests, this temple is four-faced. Chaumukha temple is dedicated to Lord Adinath, who is the first 'Tirthankara' of the Jains. The Temple structure is highly compound having four different doorways to get into the chambers. These chambers ultimately take you to the main hall where the image of Adinath is positioned. The four faced image also symbolizes the Tirthankara's quest for the four directions and ultimately the cosmos. The image is surrounded by many small shrines and domes. One more range of cells with separate roofs encircles these shrines and domes all over again. The five spires elevate above the walls and around 20 cupolas rise from roof of the pillared hall. Each spire houses a shrine and the largest shrine is the important one that addresses the central altar. The temple ceilings are festooned with foliate scrollwork and geometric patterns. The Temple of Parsavanath is another attraction that is worth visiting. Built in the mid 15th century, the temple is renowned for its engraved windows embellished with Jain figures. Parsavanath Temple is also known as Patriyon Ka Mandir. In close proximity to this temple, you can trace two other temples dedicated to Neminath (22nd saint) and Surya Narayan (Sun God) respectively. Here, Surya Narayan Temple has innumerable wall projections with circular structure. The sight of Lord Surya driven in his chariot of seven horses is truly pleasing. The dating of this temple is controversial but it is largely considered to be anywhere between the late 14th to mid-15th centuries. Inspired by a dream of a celestial vehicle, Dhanna Shah, a Porwad, is said to have commissioned it, under the patronage of Rana kumbha, then ruler of Mewar. The architect who oversaw the project is said to have been named Deepaka. There is an inscription on a pillar near the main shrine stating that in 1439 Deepaka, an architect, constructed the temple at the direction of Dharanka, a devoted Jain The origins of Jainism can be traced back to the Indus River valley civilization of 3000 B.C. Jains believe that there were 24 great teachers the last of whom was Lord Mahavira who lived during 6th century B.C. These twenty-four teachers are called Tirthankaras-people who had attained all knowledge while living (Moksha) and preached it to the people. Thus, there is
FW: U'll Love This Drive....
D The wave action gets really good toward the end Norway Bridges How would you like the job of building this road??!!! The road is built on several small islands and reefs, and is crossed by eight bridges, several roads and overpasses. This road a view of the open sea, which is rare on the roads along the Norwegian coast. You can see fjords and mountains near the road. The spectacular road quickly became a tourist attraction, insofar precautions should be displayed while driving, because of the attendance of the road by the local population and visitors. Imagine you are driving. CLICK HERE __._,_.___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: Proud To Be Indian ! In Praise of India: Top 10 Famous Quotations...
-DONT KNOW WHETHER IT IS A REPEAT BUT STILL WORTH READING AM THRILLED WITH THE QUOTATIONS BY GREAT PEOPLE ABOUT OUR MOTHERLAND Praise of India - Quotations - In Praise of India: Top 10 Famous Quotations - Will Durant [American historian] - India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all. Mark Twain [American author] - India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only. Albert Einstein [American scientist] - We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. Max Mueller [German scholar] - If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India. Romain Rolland [French scholar] - If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India. Hu Shih [former Ambassador of China to USA] - India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border. Mark Twain - So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked. Keith Bellows [VP - National Geographic Society] - There are some parts of the world that, once visited, get into your heart and won't go. For me, India is such a place. When I first visited, I was stunned by the richness of the land, by its lush beauty and exotic architecture, by its ability to overload the senses with the pure, concentrated intensity of its colors, smells, tastes, and sounds... I had been seeing the world in black white and, when brought face-to-face with India, experienced everything re-rendered in brilliant technicolor. Mark Twain - India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. A Rough Guide to India - It is impossible not to be astonished by India. Nowhere on Earth does humanity present itself in such a dizzying, creative burst of cultures and religions, races and tongues. Enriched by successive waves of migration and marauders from distant lands, every one of them left an indelible imprint which was absorbed into the Indian way of life. Every aspect of the country presents itself on a massive, exaggerated scale, worthy in comparison only to the superlative mountains that overshadow it. It is this variety which provides a breathtaking ensemble for experiences that is uniquely Indian. Perhaps the only thing more difficult than to be indifferent to India would be to describe or understand India completely. There are perhaps very few nations in the world with the enormous variety that India has to offer. Modern day India represents the largest democracy in the world with a seamless picture of unity in diversity unparalleled . -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
FW: A Story With A Twist !
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day, while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her crying and asked her 'What happened?' She answered 'Read this. It is one of my students' essay.' 'Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special. Make me into a television. I want to take its place and live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk. I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives even when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me. And I want my brothers to fight to be with me. I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me.And last but not least, ensure that I can make them all happy and entertain them. Lord I don't ask you for much. I just want to live like a TV.' After reading it,the husband said 'My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!' The wife looked up at him and said 'That essay is our son's !!!' -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Thatha_Patty group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
Happy Pongal/ Sankranthi
Dear all WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS A VERY HAPPY PONGAL/SANKRANTHI PARTHASARATHY AND FAMILY MEMBERS
FW: Why don’t our leaders talk to us? Contrast This With Obama...
Why don’t our leaders talk to us? Contrast This With Obama... Thousands of protesters gathered at Raisina Hill in the centre of New Delhi on Saturday, demanding justice for the girl who was gang-raped a few days ago. They sought safe streets. They sought a sensitive and active police. They sought dignity. They sought the freedom to walk alone at night. They sought a sense of security and comfort that only the might of a nation can provide. They sought answers. But all they got were lathis, water canons, tear gas and rubber bullets. These protesters were angry, but righteously. They were frustrated. Majority of them were young, part of the generation that in several years will be the backbone of the country. In any civilized nation, the leaders of the country, including the head of the state, would have reassured them. Comforted them. None of our top political leaders, not even from the opposition parties, came and told people, “Yes, we hear you… Yes, we share your pain and frustration.” Even more alarming than the lawlessness on the street is the silence of our leaders. They live in their own glass houses, in their comfort zones. They don’t come out to talk to the people on the road. On some occasions, they go and sleep in the huts of the poor, with media persons and cameras in tow, but it is a stage-managed show. Or they sit on dharnas in front of cameras. Or shout in the parliament for 10 minutes before their disruption forces the closure of the proceedings, after which they go and eat biryani at a subsidized rate in the Parliament canteen. It is all good TV. Ah, TV! That is the only place where our politicians talk. They talk as part of a discussion panel, where everyone else belongs to the same comfort zone in which they live. They show their anger over increasing crime or corruption. Or how sad they are over the fate of the poor or the deprived. Or how happy they feel about the achievements of a Saina or a Sachin. Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit condemned the gangrape. She did it on TV. She even cried for the victim. On TV. Contrast this with Barack Obama's conduct. Hours after a gunman shot 26 people, including 20 kids, a few days ago, he spoke to the nation. He shared in the grief of the people. He shared their frustration with America’s gun laws. He comforted them. New measures, new laws and new norms take time. They require careful thinking and painstaking policy work. Probably the US government will do that. Probably nothing will change. But by talking to his people, Obama showed that he cares. He is part of the nation. Part of the people. There have been many takeaways from the Saturday’s protest. Some good, some bad. But the worse is that even the voices of thousands of protesters failed to bring our leaders out of their homes and offices. It’s a real shame!
FW: Muslim Faith The Shariah Law...
Scary 20 years from now, I will be in Heaven --bye !! This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim. Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end. Joys of Muslim Women By Nonie Darwish In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy. Even though a woman is abused she can not obtain a divorce. To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses. Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her. The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion. The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman. In the Western World (Canada, United States and Britain ) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah Law so the wife can not obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American, Canadian, Universities and British Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Shariah law. By passing this on, enlightened Canadian, American and British women may avoid becoming a slave under Shariah Law. Ripping the West in Two. Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two. She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law. Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .. When he died, he was considered a shahid, a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated
FW: Humour - Iss Saal..........
Iss saal 12-12-12 tarikh aaegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab 12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh..By God.. . ... Dhamaka hi dhamaka :: kisko samaj gayena
FW: Joke
Dear Irony, you can laugh out loud. Because Today is International Anti- Corruption Day . And Sonia Gandhi's Birthday. : -) --Cricketing news Monty Panesar Graeme Swan ripped through the Indian batting. Well this is not the first time a Sardar a foreigner has screwed us badly. if u know what I mean! CHEERS
FW: Top 7 myths about drinking water busted...
Top 7 myths about drinking water busted! In almost every culture in the world, water has been elevated to the status of miracle drug that can cure everything from dull skin to diabetes. This might, however, be pushing the truth. While water is absolutely essential for the body, its celebrated magic qualities need to be taken with a pinch of salt. Here’s a reality check on the most popular water myths. Myth 1: Drinking water between meals is bad for digestion – This is one line that has been passed down from generation to generation. However, there is no scientific evidence to indicate that it will affect the digestive process. At the most, it will probably fill you up and reduce your appetite for dinner. But besides that, go ahead and enjoy a glass of water with every meal. Myth 2: Drink 8 glasses a day for good health – Drinking 8 glasses of water a day is one of the most popular myths in circulation today, despite scientists saying that there is no clear correlation between good health and sipping on water all day. Doctors recommend drinking water only when you are thirsty! Myth 3: Drink water, you can never have too much of a good thing! – Recent studies reveal that drinking too much water can in fact, be potentially harmful. Excessive water consumption is dangerous in that it can lower salt concentration in the body. Water intoxication, a life-threatening condition, occurs when there is dilution of blood sodium because the kidneys are over-worked, and unable to excrete the excess water as urine. Myth 4: Water cleans out the body’s toxins – The toxins in our body are filtered out by the kidneys. And common myth says that drinking more water means clearing out the toxins. Wrong! In truth, drinking large amounts of water will actually reduce the kidneys’ ability to function as a filter Myth 5: Drink water for healthy skin – It is widely believed that since our body’s composition is 60% water, drinking a lot of water will give you glowing skin. However, there is little evidence to support this idea. Healthy skin is a result of many things, including diet, weather, pollution and genetics Myth 6: Drinking water can aid weight loss – Water has been touted as the secret drug for all dieters. “Drink water and you’ll shed those pounds like magic.” This is hardly true; as we discussed, water will, at the most, fill up your stomach and reduce your food intake at mealtimes. But water is far from a miracle drug to lose weight. Myth 7: Drink as much water as you can during a workout – It is widely believed that a workout increases chances of dehydration, so common myth says you need to increase water intake during exercise. But dehydration sets in only when you lose 2 percent of body weight. Do the math, and it is unlikely a normal workout requires increased water intake. Instead, ensure you are well-hydrated throughout the day, without over-doing it.
FW: Humour - In pictures: Why did Ricky Ponting retire?
In pictures: Why did Ricky Ponting retire? November 29, 2012 | Filed under: Featured,General,Latest | Posted by: Ashwin Kumar Ricky Ponting announced his retirement from international cricket today. What prompted the Australian batting legend to call time on his career when he was arguably only an Indian series away from returning to form? The inside story, in pictures: Ponting:Next What
FW: Today's sms...
OK, can we stop Ponting fingers at Sachin now !
FW: The Power Of Words........
. MAY BE A REPEAT BUT WORTH WATCHING AGAIN BECOS The right words can make one hell of a difference... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oUvq=medium_
FW: WILL WE EVER SEE SUCH A HAPPENING IN OUR COURTS?
An Indonesian judge by the name of Marzuki was sitting in judgment of an old lady who pleaded guilty of stealing some tapioca from a plantation. In her defense, she admitted to the judge that she was indeed guilty of the crime because she was poor and her son was sick while her grandchild was hungry. The plantation manager insisted that she be punished as a deterrent to others. The judge going through the documents then looked up and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry but I cannot make any exception to the law and you must be punished.” The old lady was fined Rp. 1 million (USD 100) and if she could not pay the fine then she will be jailed for 2 and a half years as demanded by the law. She wept as she could not pay the fine. The judge then took off his hat and put in Rp. 1 million into the hat and said “In the name of justice, I fine all who are in the court Rp. 50 thousand (USD 5.50) as dwellers of this city for letting a child to starve until her grandmother has to steal to feed her grandchild. The registrar will now collect the fines from all present.” The court managed to collect Rp 3.5 million (USD 200) whereby once the fine was paid off, the rest was given to the old lady …including the fine collected from the plantation manager. WILL WE EVER SEE SUCH A HAPPENING IN OUR COURTS? --
FW: Heart Warming story...
May be a repeat but worth reading A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: “The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!” This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words:“The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!” The woman felt irritated. “Not a word of gratitude,” she said to herself… “Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?” One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. “I shall ge t rid of this hunchback,” she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. “What is this I am doing?” she said. Immediately, she threw the chapatti into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and muttered the words: “The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!” The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Every day, as the woman placed the chapatti on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, “Mom, it’s a miracle I’m here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapatti. As he gave it to me, he said, “This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!” ” As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapatti that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words: “The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!” Do good and Don’t ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time. If you like this, share it with others and I bet so many lives would be touched.
FW: The Reason Y Rahul Gandhi Did Not Join The Cabinet This Time Around !
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FW: [Guindy70] Fwd: All INDIAN food... (A must see)
Good Indian Comedy !!! == LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE MenApause - All India food This is a riot….. Have a good laugh, Enjoy!!! Click on link below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4A1xfHjyTA -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups Guindy-70 group. To post to this group, send email to guind...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to guindy70+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/guindy70?hl=en.
FW: Humour - On Lawyers !
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Billy. Tommy replied, My Daddy's a lawyer. Honest? asked Billy. No, just the regular kind, replied Tommy.
FW: Only In India !
Something Theocracies and other countries of this world will never understand When Pranab Mukherjee was sworn in as the President of India in July 2012, the world witnessed: A Parsi Chief Justice Kapadia swears in a Hindu Brahmin President Mukherjee, with a Muslim Vice President Hamid Ansari, a Sikh Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, an Italian-born Catholic chairman of the ruling party Sonia Gandhi, alias Sania Maino, a Dalit Speaker of the Parliament Meira Kumar attending the ceremony. a Sikh Chief of the Indian Army General Bikram Singh,an Anglo Indian from Allahabad - Chief of Air Force Air Chief MarshalN.A.K.(Norman Anil Kumar) Browne - whose son Omar is also an ace fighter pilot of the Indian Air Force. Any other country on this globe which has a similar record? I can't think of any.
FW: Today's sms...
A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money. So I woke up and started searching with him...
FW: Piece to Peace
Piece to Peace A farmer always wished his small and noisy house to be larger and quieter without spending much. One day, in order to get his problem solved, he went straight to his friend and explained his need. The friend said,” I can solve your problem. Just do as I say”. Without any fuss, the man agreed. The friend said,” If you have some chicks, some sheep, a horse, a pig and a cow, bring all of them into your house to live with you”. The farmer thought that it would be a silly thing to do. But he did it anyway. His house was already small, and with all those noisy animals in it, there was no room at all. The tightfisted man returned to his friend and cried, “I need more space, more room and peace! The animals have crowded my house and are so noisy that I can’t think at all!” “Don’t panic! Now take all those animals out of your house and put them back in the barn”, the friend replied. When the farmer had put all the animals comfortably back in the barn, he went into his house. To his utter astonishment, the house suddenly looked remarkably bigger! Without the animals inside, his house was now quiet too!! And his problem was solved without spending anything. Events remain the same, only the perception and opinions change. Our opinions depend upon our lives and habits. He who never changes his opinions or corrects his mistake will never be wiser. So opinions should be judged and directed wisely with an open mind.
FW: Whitening of Teeth the natural way !
--- Hi Friends, Received this as a forward mail sharing with you too . Regards . SAVE POWER: Please switch off your Monitors, Lights, Fan, AC etc when not needed. SAVE WATER: Wash your car and driveway with water in bucket instead of direct pipe from tap. Try to use used water. Also open Tap knob as per your requirement of water don't it running. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Have a wonderful day. Subject: Whitening of Teeth the natural way !
FW: Youtube - We didn't start the fire,Indian Version.......
Just wonderful The Indian version of We Didn't Start The Fire - inspired from the original by Billy Joel. This video aims to capture important events in Indian history. This song has a beautiful meaning to it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWHYFhd2QU
FW: Santa-Banta Chess....
. Santa and Banta were playing chess.(Don't laugh,the joke doesn't end here)... Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. Banta: Haan yaar, waisebhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. (The joke doesn't end here either.) . . . Phir waha Vishwanath Anand aata hai. Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge. Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela. S-B:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge. Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. S-B:Haan. Phir thik hai. (The joke still hasn't ended.) . . . Dono obviously haar jaate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai. Santa:Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. Banta:Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. Santa:Kaise? Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga. . . . The joke ENDS here :P
FW: Humour - Blonde As Blonde Can Be !
This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater sailplane with just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.And I don't know how to fly.Help me! Please help me! She hears a voice over the radio saying:This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position. She says, I'm 5'4 and I'm in the front seat. O.K. says the voice calmly on the radio,Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven. . .
FW: Age Activated Attention Disorder - Aren't V All Heading Towards This ?
Hilarious ! Age Activated Attention Disorder - 2 minutes and 56 seconds of video Aren't V All Heading Towards This ? http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6oHBG3ABUJUvq=medium
FW: Humour - The Reason Why...
An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear, Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, Thank you! in an equally loud voice.This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy.He continues to smile, and again yells, Thank you! The Arab asks the bartender, What's the hell is the matter with that Jew?I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts? Nope, replies the bartender. He owns the place
FW: Humour - On Change !
CHANGE There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately! The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear. He continued, Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise Change, but don't count on things smelling any better. attachment: image001.jpg attachment: image002.jpg
FW: Pray for unity, not for discord ... Is Anybody Listening?
Pray for unity, not for discord Arindam Chaudhuri It is amazing that sections of the Muslim community in the country went overboard over alleged atrocities on fellow religionists in some distant land. And, they are supported by so-called secular leaders Dear Muslim Brothers: I first thought of writing an open appeal to Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. But then I realised that it would be worse than banging my head against a granite wall. I also thought of making an emotional appeal to Congress chairperson Sonia Gandhi and her son Rahul Gandhi. But then, people far more powerful, important and experienced than me have tried doing that. When I read about the riots in Assam, I was slightly perplexed. Why now? And then I was bewildered when riots broke out in Bareilly in Uttar Pradesh, a town that was spared communal violence and divide even at the peak of the Babri Masjid crisis. I was shocked when I saw visuals of a mob rampaging in Mumbai, desecrating and destroying even the Amar Jawan Jyoti. I was boiling with anger and helplessness by the time I read about how bona fide Indian citizens belonging to the North-East felt so threatened that they were fleeing cities like Pune, Hyderabad, Bangalore and Chennai. And I felt really bad when I saw pictures of a mob trying to destroy a statue of Buddha in Lucknow. These are truly dangerous times for India, perhaps even more dangerous than the 1980s when the Shah Bano and the Babri Masjid controversies eventually resulted in insane communal violence across the country. India had been spared the madness of communal violence since 2002. Suddenly, they loom again over India like a malevolent cloud. Predictably, the demoralised, dispirited and disgraced UPA Government led by Mr Singh has sought to evade taking responsibility for this mess, by blaming Pakistan. Apparently, morphed and false visuals of Muslims being allegedly persecuted and killed in Assam and Myanmar originated in Pakistan and were deliberately spread across India through social networking websites and text messages. But my question is: Is that justification for molesting lady constables, desecrating the Amar Jawan Jyoti, randomly attacking people from the North-East and threatening them and also destroying a Buddha statue? This is where my blunt question to my Muslims brothers, who are also fellow Indians, must be asked: Why are you getting so worked up over the persecution of Muslims in Myanmar? Why are you not holding rallies and organising protests against the daily massacre of Muslims in countries like Syria? Why are you not protesting against the senseless manner in which Shias are being butchered in Pakistan? Even more important: Is there any dearth of real problems that Muslims face in India, while they remain one of the most economically marginalised sections of the society? The merchants of hatred of all communities make hay while poor people become victims. What suicidal madness is propelling you on that path of death and destruction and more prejudice and more hatred? Let me remind you of another instance: A local Muslim MLA of Delhi is openly defying the orders of the Delhi High Court to stop building a so-called Akbarabadi mosque and not interfere with the work of Delhi Metro. What message is he sending to the rest of India? Gandhiji committed the greatest blunder by launching the Khilafat movement after World War I, when the Turkish Empire was dismantled. Like now, Muslims in the then undivided India faced many grave problems. But their leaders thought saving a faraway Islamic Empire more important. Since then, community leaders have repeatedly sought to provoke Indian Muslims to stand in solidarity with Muslims across the world. Nothing wrong with that. But when you keep doing this, and keep completely silent when other minorities across the world face persecution and discrimination, you are painting yourself into a sectarian corner. And it is incorrect to portray and keep repeating that ‘Islam is in danger’. The brutal and sad fact of today is, an overwhelming number of Muslims being killed over matters of faith are being killed by fellow Muslims. The fact is: Strategists in the Congress and other so-called secular parties want to continue misusing, abusing and exploiting Muslims as vote-banks. Then there are the so-called Muslim leaders who continue to impose a separate identity for Indian Muslims and perpetually portray them as victims. They are helped to a large extent by a large section of so-called intellectuals of India who actually loathe the very idea of India. The Muslims as the persecuted victim is the favourite theme of these India baiters and haters. My dear Muslim friends, don’t you think it is time Muslim leaders started paying more attention to things that really matter: Education, jobs, healthcare and financial security? There are Muslim leaders and other
FW: Quiz 2 Test Your Knowledge About How Much U Know About Dining Out In The World !
My score was very poor.Do tell me how you did This is fun Have fun! Let's see how smart you are! Just click on Dining Out In The World below, then select your answer by clicking on the twirling utensil. It will give you the correct answer, then move to the next country. It's funny and hard. Dining Out In The World once you go to this site, click on next to begin
FW: A Must See - Belgistan ? A Muslim Majority Belgium in 2030 With Sharia ? A Real,Frightening Possibility ...
Sometime back someone sent a similar one happening in England, and now this The guy says that Democracy is inimical to Islam Welcome to Belgistan. It is certain that one would be duly alarmed by this video and the growing power of these radicals to destroy a country. This sure makes it hard to remain open minded and inclusive.. VIDEO attachment: image001.jpg
FW: 10 Shades of Indian Secularism - Very Thought Provoking !
10 Shades of Indian Secularism 1 ) In India, with 80% Hindu population, and the only homeland of Hindus in the world, the birthdays of great sons of the soil, Shri Ram and Shri Krishna, are not compulsory central government holidays, while the birthday of Saudi Arabia born prophet Mohammad and both the birth and crucification day of Bethlehem born Jesus, are compulsory holidays throughout India. This seems in sync with the secular hypothesis that Ram and Krishna are imaginary comic characters while Mohammad and Jesus are actual historical characters. There are only 2 Hindu holidays out of compulsory 14, in contrast with 4 Muslim ones. 2) The Constitution of India enables the government to take control of Hindu temples and trusts and appoint its nominees in their controlling body and even control its funds. The government doesn't have this privilege for the mosques or churches. The government cannot interfere in the functioning of the mosques, madarsas and any minority institutions even if they receive government aid, which is taxpayers' money. The minority institutions are not bound to comply with the Right to Education act either. This can be seen as a lighter version of Pakistan and Bangladesh's enemy property laws which enable their governments to confiscate the propeties of Hindus by declaring them enemy properties. 3) Everyone knows that India doesn't have uniform civil code. Indian muslim males are legally allowed to have up to 4 wives at a time, and can divorce them by saying 'Talaaq' thrice, in compliance with Sharia. Hindus and Christians have to follow proper court procedures to file for divorce. The women right activists who organise 'slut-walks' to celebrate their 'rights' and advocate girls visiting pubs, do not speak on this matter. Shah Bano case stands as a glaring example of how secularism is a constitutionally prescribed drug meant only for Hindus, not for minorities. 4) Prayagraj, one of the holiest pilgrimages of Hindus, is called Allah-abad. Kashi, Ayodhya and Mathura, each of these 3 holy sites has been desecrated and yet not fully restored. The signboards of Auragzeb road in Delhi stand as the testimony to India's slavery that Indian secularism celebrates so profusely. In 2007, over 1 lakh Indian muslims paid homage to Aurangzeb's tomb on his 300th anniversary, that's when Aurangzeb is known to be the perpetrator of the largest Hindu genocide ever. Aurangzeb had even got Guru Teg Bahadur beheaded in his court for his refusal to convert to Islam. 5) An instance of Indian secularism is the 1978 directive to NCERT which instructs it to erase all medieval history which paints a picture of clash between native Hindus and invading muslims in that era. Consequently, we have a chapter each from Akbar to Aurangzeb, but Shivaji and Maharana Pratap are squeezed into a paragraph each in history books. Despite all the evidence to the contrary, discredited Aryan Invasion Theory is still taught in Indian schools. The history books do not cover the Mahabharata despite a plethora of archaeological evidence available to conclusively establish its historicity. 6) The Archealogical Survey of India in its annual report of 1924-25 published a long list of Hindu temples demolished during Islamic rule. Sita Ram Goel, Arun Shourie and others have published a book after conducting research and they've given a 64 page long district-wise list of Islamic monuments which were constructed by demolishing Hindu temples. This list, in the book, Hindu temples - what happened to them, includes around 2000+ temples and gives in most cases, the year of construction of those structures also. Even in Kashmir, hundreds of temples, small and large have been desecrated over during the exodus of Hindus in early 90s. The same, however, is a non-issue in larger secular polity. It's continued unabated in whichever time or space, Hindus have become weak. 7) From Ram Mandir to Ram Setu and to Bhagwad Geeta, all have been dragged into Indian courts. India is the only country in the world where the faith of 100 Crore people is humiliated. It'd be silly to look for parallels where in a Muslim majority country, Quran or the prophet, or in a Christian majority country, Bible or the Christ, could be dragged into a court of law. In India, the central government filed an affidavit in the Supreme Court suggesting that Ram never existed. In the same country, Christian missionaries openly preach about Hindus' false and 'characterless' gods, and so do Islamic missionaries like Zakir Naik, but the tag of 'hate-monger' has been attributed to Hindu right wing by secular luminaries in media and otherwise. 8) There are numerous government schemes which are run exclusively for the benefit of minorities at the expense of taxpayer
FW: The Power Of Words........
The right words can make one hell of a difference... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oUvq=medium_
FW: Naughty Rhyme..........
The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan, If I can, I can, I can. Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn. My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby, If I can, if I can, if I can. That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class. My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan, I gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I canI can.
FW: Humour - Fishing ?!
A fellow was walking through Park and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies.Tch Tch! said the passer-by to himself. What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help.So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked, What are you doing, my friend? Fishing, sir. Fishing, eh? Well how would you like to come have a drink with me? The old man stood put his rod away and followed the kind stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of beer. His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man, and he asked, Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch this morning? The old fellow took a big sip of beer and replied, You are the fourth today, sir!
FW: Humour - Do U Believe Jesus Exists?!
A burglar broke into a house and shone his flashlight around looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: ' Beware Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: ' BEWARE Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' The same kind that would name a Dobermann as Jesus. The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage.
FW: A Thought...
ये दिल्ली में मॉनसून की पहली बारिश है या मायावती पर सुप्रीमकोर्ट के फैसले पर ईश्वर आंसू बहा रहा है...
FW: Manmohan Singh No Longer An Underachiever After Being On TIME Cover....
Manmohan Singh No Longer An Underachiever After Being On TIME Cover After TIME magazine put Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s photo on the cover page and called him “The Underachiever”, critics point out that PM is no longer an underachiever as he has been featured on TIME’s cover page. “What else do you want him to achieve? To get top rank in the TIME’s list of world’s most influential people!?” wondered Kaushik Basu, a critic of Indian politics and economy. Year after year only celebrities and achievers have been featured on the cover page of Time “Get real guys!” he added, “TIME has always considered Sonia Gandhi or Mamata Banerjee for being among the India’s most influential people. In such a scenario, he’s made it to the cover page of the magazine. That’s some achievement!” Many other critics too have argued that now that Manmohan Singh has made it to TIME cover, there might not be much left to achieve. “When UPA completes five years , I hope they put this as number one achievement,” suggested another critic.
FW: Humour - From The Mouth Of Kids !
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. Now do you understand? he asked. I think so, she said, is that when mommy came to work for us?
FW: Santa-Banta - A Couple Of Relatively New Ones.......
.. Santa meets his friend Bunta Santa :A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ? Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..! Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya. Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi ! Your Mail works best with the New Yahoo Optimized IE8. Get it NOW!.
FW: Video - A Plane With Landing Gear Failure, On Landing, Saved By A Truck?
The truck driver deserves a round of applause for his courage!! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=zbfZxvsDp3cvq=large
FW: The Official Moron Test.............
This is the Official Moron Test. It's based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard.Try to finish within 2 minutes. When you are done,count the number correct and see how you compare to others. Here we go... 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away.How many apples are you left with? 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die.How many sheep are left? 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the Ark? 11. A butcher in the market is 5'10 tall. What does he weigh? 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 13. What was the President's name in 1962? NO CHEATING Official Moron Test Answers. So how do you think you did? (Scroll down for answers.) 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? Yes. It comes right after the 3rd 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? One (1). You can only be born once. 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days. 4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning. 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? No. He must be dead if it is his widow. 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10.What do you get? Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 (0.5) is 60. 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away.How many apples are you left with? Two (2). You take two apples, therefore YOU have TWO apples. 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed. 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die.How many sheep are left? Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die. 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark. 11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh? Meat, that is self-explanatory. 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE ! It's dozen! 13. What was the President's name in 1962? Barack Obama. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name. So, how did we do? 13 correct. GENIUS... you are good. 10-12 correct ABOVE AVERAGE. but don't let it go to your head. 7-9 correctAVERAGE, but who wants to be average? 4-6 correct..SLOW, pay attention to the questions! 1-3 correct.. ID/OT, what else can be said? 0 correct..CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!
FW: Do you want to continue 'SEEING' the 'WORLD' after your death?
Do you want to 'SEE' the 'WORLD' after death? Do you want to 'see' the 'world' after death? If Yes, Scroll down... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Scroll Down Further * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A Little Further * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * DONATE YOUR 'EYES' !! (This beautiful thought just had to be shared!!!) attachment: EVC471~1.GIFattachment: EV9A87~1.GIF
FW: Toon - UPA Feasting On The Common Man !
UPA II@3: Feasting on the common man Next
FW: Today's sms....
Kapil Sibal says no more cartoons in textbooks. We'd like to say the same for Parliament !
FW: The Alphabets Intelligently Arranged ..
'A'lways 'B'e 'C'ool. 'D'on't have 'E'go with 'F'riends.'G'iveup 'H'urting 'I'ncidences. 'J'ust 'K'eep L'oving 'M'ankind 'N'ever 'O'mit 'P'rayers. 'Q'uietly 'R'emember the Lord. 'S'peak 'T'ruth. 'U'se 'V'alid 'W'ords. 'X'press 'Y'our 'Z'eal.
FW: Cleaning a Cobra Pit - Would U Dare ?
This here fella sure has nerves of steel ! Notice the Cobras standing up watching him work. Whatever this dude's salary is; he definitely isn't paid enough for THIS JOB. Next time you start to complain about your job think of this fella.. http://www.4cyc.com/play-YIMigVo1pyA
FW: Interesting ! Y it took Sachin so long to get his 100th Ton -
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Happy New Year and Vishu
Dear all Happy Tamil New Year and Vishu to all of you and your family members Parthas
FW: Thoughts on Sachin Tendulkar's Recent Interview.......
Recd from a friendJust for thought Sachin says that as long as his passion commitment is intact, he has no intention of retiring. Passion commitment for what ? The Game or The Endorsements that accrue from it ? And didn't he forget a small little thing called Performance ? U couldn't fault Rahul Dravid for lacking in passion commitment ever ! And just one bad series Down Under, immediately after a stupendous performance in England, and the man calls it quits ! That's what you call having Team India's the Nation's interests at heart, rather than your own ! U could learn a thing or two from him, Sachin ! U say no one has the right to ask u to retire. Y not,buddy?! We too are Indians we would like to see our Team Country do well if we feel the Team is better off without you due your poor performances or lack of fitness or poor reflexes due aging, we will voice our opinion ! Right now people are advising you, but soon they may well start castigating you ! And the guy does not want to retire as long as he is on the top. But are you, Sachin - in One-Dayers, from which u r being advised to retire ? A gentle reminder of your recent One Day performances, is placed below. Call this being at the top ?! Bat Team Opposition GroundMatch Date 52 India v Pakistan Dhaka 18 Mar 2012 114 India v Bangladesh Dhaka 16 Mar 2012 6 India v Sri Lanka Dhaka 13 Mar 2012 39 India v Sri LankaHobart 28 Feb 2012 14 India v AustraliaSydney 26 Feb 2012 22 India v Sri Lanka Brisbane 21 Feb 2012 3 India v AustraliaBrisbane 19 Feb 2012 15 India v Sri Lanka Adelaide 14 Feb 2012 48 India v Sri Lanka Perth 8 Feb 2012 2 India v AustraliaMelbourne 5 Feb 2012
FW: Satire - Suggested Speedometer 4 All Motor Vehicles......
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FW: Can U Imagine Such Tenderness From Such A Beast !
Photographer Dyrk Daniels noticed the 370lb Golden Bengal Tiger had taken an interest in the child, who was leaning against his glass enclosure. As the tiger, called Taj, headed over to her, Mr. Daniels got his camera ready, expecting him to snarl and bang against the glass. Tender moment: Rather than banging against the glass, the tiger gently put its paw up to the little girl's hand. But amazingly the tiger hung his head, stretched a paw out to her hand and rubbed his cheek against where the girl's face was. Father-of-two Dyrk Daniels, 47, from Washington, America, went to Cougar Mountain Zoo to photograph the Bengal tigers. When he got to the enclosure there were several children and families in the area, so he decided to let them see the tigers first before he tried to photograph them himself. ‘That is when I noticed this little girl was leaning against the glass with both hands out stretched staring at the ‘big kitties’,’ he said. Gentle giant: As the tiger headed over to the glass partition towards the little girl, photographer Dyrk Daniels thought the big cat would snarl and frighten her. Bonding: The tiger put its face right down so the little girl could look it straight in the eye ‘I noticed that Taj had taken an interest in the girl and was heading towards her. ‘I thought for certain that the little girl would need therapy after the encounter and fear cats for the rest of her life. ‘I could not believe my eyes when Taj approached the girl, bowed his head and then placed his huge right paw exactly in front of where the little girl's left hand was. ‘It was incredible to watch. Taj let down his right paw, rubbed his cheek against the glass where the little girl's face was and moved off.’ Far from being scared, the little girl was so excited that she started clapping as she walked back afterwards towards her mother. ‘I have never seen such tenderness from such a large predator,’ Mr. Daniels said.
FW: Youtube - India's Top 10 Corrupt ..........
India's Top 10 Corrupt --- MUST VIEW and PASS IT ON THIS IS JUST THE FIRST LIST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dlb5W_yLJgfeature=youtu.be 6.47 minutes
FW: Bilkul Sach!
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FW: The Real Reason Y Team India Is Losing Down Under !
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Happy Pongal
Dear friends Happy Pongal/ Sankranthi Greetings to you and all yr family members Parthasarathys
