A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Ben Chernys
I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 357 ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Joe D'Souza
] On Behalf Of Ben Chernys Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 2:40 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread LJ LongWing
What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API against an 8.1 server (VERSION = 8.1.00 201301251157) ARGetServerInfo == 2, 123, Unrecognized server information tag 358

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Pierson, Shawn
, October 18, 2013 7:15 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.commailto:ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Ben Chernys
ARGetServerInfo J Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 14:15 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread LJ LongWing
-13 14:15 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** ** ** What code is giving this? On Oct 18, 2013 12:40 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** I just got the following errors with the 8.1 API

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Ben Chernys
Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of LJ LongWing Sent: October-18-13 18:04 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Is this the C API then? On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread LJ LongWing
Of *LJ LongWing *Sent:* October-18-13 18:04 *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** ** ** Is this the C API then? ** ** On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 9:55 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote

Re: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages

2013-10-18 Thread Ben Chernys
: A bit of Friday humour in BMC's Error messages ** Sorrycan't help you then...I don't know the C API, just the Java one :( On Fri, Oct 18, 2013 at 11:11 AM, Ben Chernys ben.cher...@softwaretoolhouse.com wrote: ** Yes. Ben From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList

OT- friday Humour

2010-07-30 Thread Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Men and women on Earth die and go to Heaven God comes and says - I want the Men to form two queues, One line for the Men - Who dominated Their Women, and One for the Men - Who were dominated by Their Women. Also, I want all the Women to go away so that no Man and Woman can talk. Next time God

OT- Friday Humour

2010-07-16 Thread Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Have Nice weekend A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to

Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly? Yeah, sure thing, replied his friend, fire away. Well, said the first guy, why do you think all the guys around here find my wife

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL
mentioned it. He said I should drink less. Regards Rajesh _ From: Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:32 PM To: 'arslist@ARSLIST.ORG' Subject:Friday Humour Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Bing
will always have a limp. -- Bing _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nair, Rajesh IN BOM SISL Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:06 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** One more.. thought of sharing

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Kemes, Lisa
list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Grooms, Frederick W
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Bing
You win! I have been one-upped . . . -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:22 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour Yesterday I was at my local

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Matthew Perrault
] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet

Re: Friday Humour

2010-03-26 Thread Victor
System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Bing Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 11:00 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour ** In an attempt to improve the quality of our Friday humor . . . I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-18 Thread Tim Richardson
  t...@remedyedge.com Remedy Edge, LLC --- On Fri, 5/15/09, Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com wrote: From: Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Date: Friday, May 15, 2009, 7:37 AM

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-16 Thread John
In situations like this: WWDD What would Dwight Do (Dwight Schrute - from The Office) In a recent episode -- he suggested unleashing a bee hive in the office of the competitor -- you may want to consider that as one of your options. -John On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-16 Thread Drew Shuller
Quote your original rate. Make sure you're doing something with the implementation. Let BMC take the heat, and pick up the slack when they've gone. Drew On May 15, 2009, at 6:37 AM, Remedy Maniac wrote: my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-16 Thread Remedy Maniac
many thanks to all who have showned concern on my question. Specially to Dennis and Jennifer for their wised advice. I've already revised my original rate. But for other reasons. And not th at much. And I shall be doing the job along with the BMC consultant. It could bring more afterwards. Let

general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Remedy Maniac
my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect. The problem is

Re: Possibly spam: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Meyer, Jennifer L
- this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work. And they are looking for a frenchy. So for me it's perfect

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Nicky Madjarov
://www.SpeedUpARS.com - Original Message - From: Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, May 15, 2009 7:37 AM Subject: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Howard Richter
Serouche, I would just go with the flow. Let them bring in the BMC person (at more money and less experance) and then show the company what a experanced person can do. Howard On Fri, May 15, 2009 at 7:37 AM, Remedy Maniac remedy.man...@googlemail.com wrote: my dear senior experts, actually

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Dennis Ruble
advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Scott Hammons
: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour my dear senior experts, actually my question could go to a novice as well. It's as the following: I got an offer for an implementation of the ITSM Suite for an African country. It's suppose to be a 30 days of work

Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour

2009-05-15 Thread Meyer, Jennifer L
15, 2009 11:19 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: general advice on how to sell the work - this is not a Friday humour ** Serouche, As a Remedy developer working for a company who utilizes contract assistance from time to time, I know there is something you have to offer that BMC doesn't

OT: Friday Humour

2008-10-17 Thread Rakshit Bhandary
*Investment Ideas!* If you purchased $1,00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 4,900 today. If you purchased $1,00,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 3,300 today. If you purchased $1,00,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $ 0.0 today. But,

Re: OT: Friday Humour

2008-10-17 Thread Warren Baltimore
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Friday Humour

2008-06-06 Thread Ian Trimnell
Been meaning to post this for a few weeks now but keep missing the deadline (Monday morning is just too late). The following is from issue 2655 of New Scientist magazine, 07 May 2008, page 84: *Programming in Croydon* FINALLY, it is hard to keep up with all the programming languages

OT - Friday Humour

2007-12-14 Thread Drake,Dave
The Smartest Dog Ever As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light,

Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread arslist
They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team of 250+ engineers. Currently our Remedy team is 50 people strong . . Daniel _ From:

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Drew Shuller
, Gary Opela, Jr Sr. Remedy Developer Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Shellman, David
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 12:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Kern, Robert SBA
- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Drew Shuller Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:59 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) Q: How many Remedy Developers does it take

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Robert Halstead
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway ... they can be specialized in Remedy ... did not say or does not mean that they can't be specialized in other areas as well, right? :-) I think Engineer is an interesting topic

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE
. -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kern, Robert SBA Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 11:13 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** Well, anyway

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Jarl Grøneng
Leader Communications, Inc. 405 736 3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 9:31 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED) ** They specialize in Remedy, have only 50 people on that team. What do the other 200 do, change lightbulbs?? We are a company specializing in Remedy consulting and development with a team

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Joe D'Souza
they want huh?!! Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kaiser Norm E CIV USAF 96 CS/SCCE Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 1:03 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread vikram
Somebody obviously has too much time on his hands and takes himself too seriously!;-) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of arslist Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 8:01 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humour RE

Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB: Remedy position in Kuwait (UNCLASSIFIED)

2007-09-07 Thread Joe D'Souza
did any projects with.. I'm just curious that's all.. Cheers Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of vikram Sent: Friday, September 07, 2007 5:48 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humour RE: JOB

Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week

2007-03-01 Thread Daniel Bloom
Believe or not the packages now come with a surprisingly short best before date, three months I believe (yet it should be decades). I presume to ensure turnover at the retail level, or perhaps they insulate a north wall with the returns. :-) Now I shall chastise myself and others for thinking

Re: ARSList awards meeting refreshments and Friday Humour arrives a day early this week

2007-03-01 Thread patrick zandi
Submitted My 1st Critical and high ticket last night because I had a server issues... it is currently 10:30 mytime or 7:30 PST. Or Maybe Dave can answer this ? This morning I recieved the below message.. -- Question is Why ? -- Does this email meet there SLA ? Does this meet the S1 Criterium ?

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

2006-10-14 Thread Dave Saville
On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:06:08 -0700, Thad Esser wrote: I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

2006-10-13 Thread Thad Esser
** I just got this one this morning: -- How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

2006-10-13 Thread McKenzie, James J C-E LCMC HQISEC/L3
Title: RE: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** Thad: You are so right James McKenzie L-3 GSI From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Thad Esser Sent: Friday, October 13, 2006 2:06 PM

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

2006-10-13 Thread Grooms, Frederick W
to the starting point continue upward to make the top.) Fred From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Thad EsserSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 4:06 PMTo: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour ** I just got this one

Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour

2006-10-13 Thread Joe DeSouza
** Very interesting :-) Joe. - Original Message From: "McKenzie, James J C-E LCMC HQISEC/L3" [EMAIL PROTECTED]To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORGSent: Friday, October 13, 2006 5:14:27 PMSubject: Re: OT: Try this out... Friday Humour** Thad: You are so right James McKenz