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"I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again." - Oscar Wilde On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 8:49 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today." - Will Rogers > > > On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM, P

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

Excellent! I suppose the same could be said about tomorrow. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today." - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM, Pundit Sir mailto:punditster@...> wrote: "There's one way to find out if a man is hone

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today." - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, > "Yes," you know he is a crook."- Groucho Marx > > > On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: >

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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."- Groucho Marx On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out." > - Will Rogers > > > On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:33

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"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out." - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:33 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, > but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain > > > On Fri, F

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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 5:09 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on > society." - Mark Twain > > > On Fri,

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 11:49 AM, wrote: > > > No one said you had been. I have, so I must go redeem myself now. > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: > > Thanks, Emily and Richard. I just ha

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No one said you had been. I have, so I must go redeem myself now. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: Thanks, Emily and Richard. I just had a nice long chat with my Mom so I haven't been a total slug this morning! On Friday, February 21, 2014 10:51 AM, Richard J. Williams

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Thanks, Emily and Richard. I just had a nice long chat with my Mom so I haven't been a total slug this morning! On Friday, February 21, 2014 10:51 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote:   On 2/21/2014 10:37 AM, emilymae...@yahoo.com wrote: > Victor K. Kiam was an American entrepreneur > Apparent

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

On 2/21/2014 10:37 AM, emilymae...@yahoo.com wrote: > Victor K. Kiam was an American entrepreneur > Apparently Victor Kiam liked the Remington electric shaver so much, he bought the company. Go figure.

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 9:34 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "He who laughs last didn't get it." - Helen Giangregorio > > > On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 10:52 AM, Pund

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"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Helen Giangregorio On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 10:52 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Don't find fault. Find a remedy." - Henry Ford > > > On Mon, Feb 17, 2014 at 8:19 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm." -

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"Don't find fault. Find a remedy." - Henry Ford On Mon, Feb 17, 2014 at 8:19 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm." - > Swedish proverb > > > On Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 9:05 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "The wise man has long ears and a short

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"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm." - Swedish proverb On Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 9:05 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "The wise man has long ears and a short tongue." - Anonymous > > > On Sat, Feb 15, 2014 at 12:09 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "Don't mess with old men, th

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"The wise man has long ears and a short tongue." - Anonymous On Sat, Feb 15, 2014 at 12:09 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid." - Will > Rogers > > > On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "Anyone can fail many times, but you

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"Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid." - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Anyone can fail many times, but you aren't a failure until you begin to > blame somebody else." - John Burroughs > > > On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 8:26 AM, Pundit Sir

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"Anyone can fail many times, but you aren't a failure until you begin to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 8:26 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Doing nothing is hard to do - you never know when you're finished." - > Leslie Nielsen > > > On Thu, Feb 13, 2014 at 8:35 AM, Pun

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"Doing nothing is hard to do - you never know when you're finished." - Leslie Nielsen On Thu, Feb 13, 2014 at 8:35 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse." - Will Rogers > > > On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 9:40 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "Never miss a good

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"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse." - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 9:40 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Never miss a good chance to shut up." - Will Rogers > > > On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 10:27 AM, wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: >

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"Never miss a good chance to shut up." - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 10:27 AM, wrote: > > > > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: > > That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: > > Long dead, Share: > On August 15, 1935, Rogers was on a flight

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On 2/12/2014 9:48 AM, Share Long wrote: > I'm in love with Will Rogers. > These sayings are only attributed to Will Rogers- somebody sent them to me in an email. But, they are very astute!

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---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: Long dead, Share: On August 15, 1935, Rogers was on a flight to Asia with the famous pilot Wiley Post when the craft developed engine troubles and crashed near Point Bar

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---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: Only in your heart Share. On Wednesday, February 12, 2014 9:46 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: "Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance." - Will

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That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: On Wednesday, February 12, 2014 9:46 AM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance." - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 11, 2014 at 10:17 AM, Share Long wrote: >  >Richard, I

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance." - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 11, 2014 at 10:17 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > Richard, I love this guy! I bet he was enlightened (-: > > PS Maharishi said that at the deepest level of every atom, even every atom > of our body, Purusha

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Richard, I love this guy! I bet he was enlightened (-: PS Maharishi said that at the deepest level of every atom, even every atom of our body, Purusha IS Prakriti. Go figure! On Tuesday, February 11, 2014 8:14 AM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "Experience is something you don't get until just afte

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 9:43 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving." > - Will Rogers > > > On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 10:54 AM, wrote: > >> >> >> So what w

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving." - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 10:54 AM, wrote: > > > So what was the "good catch" you said I made, Share? I don't believe > you've responded to that question. > > > << Keep 'em coming Richard and thank you... >> >

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So what was the "good catch" you said I made, Share? I don't believe you've responded to that question. << Keep 'em coming Richard and thank you... >>

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Keep 'em coming Richard and thank you... On Monday, February 10, 2014 10:47 AM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "A closed mouth gathers no foot." - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your p

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it > back in your pocket." - Will Rogers > > > On Sat, Feb 8, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long wrote: > >> >> >> Richard, and some

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"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 8, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > Richard, and some days you are the imploding space between the two! > > > > > On Saturday, February 8, 2014 7:46 AM, Pundit Sir

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Richard, and some days you are the imploding space between the two! On Saturday, February 8, 2014 7:46 AM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield."- Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 7, 2014 at 7:33 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: "Good judgment comes from bad ex

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"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield."- Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 7, 2014 at 7:33 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad > judgment."- Will Rogers > > > On Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 7:42 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "If

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"Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."- Will Rogers On Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 7:42 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people." - Will Rogers > > > On Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long wrote: > >> >> >> Hey Richar

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"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people." - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > Hey Richard, I just found out that Will Rogers was Native American or what > the Canadians call First Nations. What a wonderful thinker he was. Thanks > so much for posting

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Hey Richard, I just found out that Will Rogers was Native American or what the Canadians call First Nations. What a wonderful thinker he was. Thanks so much for posting these. On Wednesday, February 5, 2014 8:51 AM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember a

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 3:26 PM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Don't squat with your spurs on."- Will Rogers > > > On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 8:34 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,

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"Don't squat with your spurs on."- Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 8:34 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably > worth it." - Will Rogers > > > On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 8:59 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > >> "Give a man a fish and he will e

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"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 8:59 AM, Pundit Sir wrote: > "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he > will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." - Will Rogers > > > On Mo

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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 6:24 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > LOL, Richard, thanks, hope you have a good week... > > > > > On Sunday, February 2, 2014 10:10 PM, Pundit S

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LOL, Richard, thanks, hope you have a good week... On Sunday, February 2, 2014 10:10 PM, Pundit Sir wrote:   "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 2, 2014 at 12:53 PM, Richard Williams wrote: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 2, 2014 at 12:53 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That > way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." > - Will Ro

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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 7:26 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car >

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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 7:39 AM, Richard Williams wrote: > "It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities > without your help."- Will Rogers > > > On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 6:49 AM,

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"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."- Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 6:49 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > Another great Will Rogers quote, Richard, thanks > > > > > On Friday, January 31, 2014 7:51 PM, Richard Williams < > pundits...@gmail.co

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Another great Will Rogers quote, Richard, thanks On Friday, January 31, 2014 7:51 PM, Richard Williams wrote:   "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."- Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 31, 2014 at 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: >  >Wonderful, LO

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"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."- Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 31, 2014 at 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: > > > Wonderful, LOL, thanks Richard. Thanks to Will too (-: > > > > > On Friday, January 31, 2014 9:22 AM, Richard Williams < > pundits...@gma

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Wonderful, LOL, thanks Richard. Thanks to Will too (-: On Friday, January 31, 2014 9:22 AM, Richard Williams wrote:   "Never test the depth of the water with both feet." - Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 29, 2014 at 8:39 AM, Richard Williams wrote: "Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be re

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"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." - Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 29, 2014 at 8:39 AM, Richard Williams wrote: > "Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be > promoted."- Will Rogers > > > On Tue, Jan 28, 2014 at 7:28 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > >> "It's always

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"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."- Will Rogers On Tue, Jan 28, 2014 at 7:28 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > "It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it." - Will Rogers > > > On Mon, Jan

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"It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it." - Will Rogers On Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 5:37 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > In case you are worried about what is going to become of the younger > generation, it is going to grow up a

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In case you are worried about what is going to become of the younger generation, it is going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. On Tue, Jan 14, 2014 at 8:13 AM, Richard Williams wrote: > "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."- Will Rogers > > > On Wed,

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"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."- Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 8, 2014 at 9:27 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: > On 1/7/2014 6:01 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > > "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky > tire." - Will Rogers >

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On 1/7/2014 6:01 PM, Richard Williams wrote: "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire." - Will Rogers To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/F

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"No one is listening until your mouth gets ahead of your brain.' - Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 3, 2014 at 9:32 AM, Richard Williams wrote: > "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I > may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell > alone." -

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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone." - Will Rogers On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:35 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. > > Farmer: How do you know

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Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. Farmer: How do you know that? Hayseed: Because I just traded two $500 cats for him! On Fri, Nov 22, 2013 at 8:01 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > "What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother." > > > On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM, Richard Williams wro

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"What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother." On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM, Richard Williams wrote: > A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think > I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll > just have to be a little patient." > > >

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A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." On Sun, Oct 27, 2013 at 7:07 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: > Barack! This is NOT a conference call. > > > On 10/

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Barack! This is NOT a conference call. On 10/27/2013 6:28 PM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * War does not determine who is right, only who is left. ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sundur@...

[FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

War does not determine who is right, only who is left. ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sundur@... mailto:steve.sundur@... wrote: Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailt

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Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote: Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013

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Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@... mailto:dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: You do not need a parachute to skydive

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The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wr

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. On 10/25/2013 5:5

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Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. ---I

[FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote: While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.