[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-09 Thread navashok


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:


   (snip)
   The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
   in an engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by 
   locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
   at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
   meet that concluded on Sunday.
   
 
 Not sure why anyone would want to do this, why anyone else would consider it 
 special or why it is, in the least, newsworthy. Perhaps this ability could 
 qualify as an Olympic sport some day; do you think it should be in the summer 
 or winter Games?
 
Ann, you obviously missed out on the YF contests the TMO was organizing after 
1986: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsI0nXv2AM



[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
 
  Just think, if you'd had more ambition and were willing to bounce on
  your butt in India while promoting Hindu supremacy, you could have
  gotten writeups like this, too.
 
 Only if you'd learned to master your perennial gland...
 

Barry has mastered the perennial gland. For years, the perennials he grows from 
his butt always smell exactly the same.

A perennial (Latin per, through, annus, year) is a plant that lives for 
more than two years.

The perineal gland in zoology is one of a pair of glands situated near the 
anus in some mammals (not humans) that secrete an odorous substance. In humans 
the perineum is the area between the anus and the posterior part of the 
external genitalia. Perineal is the adjective of or relating to the perineum.

The pineal gland (or the third eye) is a small endocrine gland in the 
vertebrate brain. It produces the serotonin derivative melatonin, a hormone 
that affects the modulation of wake/sleep patterns and seasonal functions.

 (snip)
  The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor in an
  engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by locking the
  air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland at a packed TTD 
  Kalyana Mandapam here during  the Sadhus meet that concluded on
  Sunday.





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
  
   Just think, if you'd had more ambition and were willing 
   to bounce on your butt in India while promoting Hindu 
   supremacy, you could have gotten writeups like this, too.
  
  Only if you'd learned to master your perennial gland...
 
 Barry has mastered the perennial gland. For years, the 
 perennials he grows from his butt always smell exactly the 
 same.
 
 A perennial (Latin per, through, annus, year) is a 
 plant that lives for more than two years.
 
 The perineal gland in zoology is one of a pair of glands 
 situated near the anus in some mammals (not humans) that 
 secrete an odorous substance. In humans the perineum is 
 the area between the anus and the posterior part of the 
 external genitalia. Perineal is the adjective of or 
 relating to the perineum.
 
 The pineal gland (or the third eye) is a small endocrine 
 gland in the vertebrate brain. It produces the serotonin 
 derivative melatonin, a hormone that affects the modulation 
 of wake/sleep patterns and seasonal functions.

I know that both of you are locked into Kill The Messenger
mode, and desperate to make this All About Barry, but part
of my point in posting it in the first place was to point
out the asinine gullibility of India's third largest 
newspaper when someone does a parlor trick while spout-
ing Hindu supremacy. From Wikipedia:

The Hindu is an English-language Indian daily newspaper 
founded and continuously published from Chennai since 1878. 
According to the Indian Readership Survey in 2012 it is the 
third most widely read English newspaper in India (after 
the Times of India and Hindustan Times) with a readership 
of 2.2 million people. The Hindu has its largest base of 
circulation in southern India, especially in the states of 
Tamil Nadu and Kerala and it is also the most widely read 
English daily in Tamil Nadu and Kerala.

THIS is the culture that you wannabee Hindus embrace. Just
as they gave this guy a free pass because he promotes their
shared ideas of Hindu supremacy, they've done the same for
many years for other Hindu supremacists, including Maharishi.
Say that the gods rule, and no logic or fact-checking (let
alone adequate spelling) is necessary. It's essentially the 
same phenomenon as it would be if the Christian Science 
Monitor had a devoted Christian Scientist writing its 
Medical section.  :-)

  (snip)
   The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor in an
   engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by locking the
   air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland at a packed TTD 
   Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus meet that concluded on
   Sunday.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread navashok


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
   
Just think, if you'd had more ambition and were willing 
to bounce on your butt in India while promoting Hindu 
supremacy, you could have gotten writeups like this, too.
   
   Only if you'd learned to master your perennial gland...
  
  Barry has mastered the perennial gland. For years, the 
  perennials he grows from his butt always smell exactly the 
  same.
  
  A perennial (Latin per, through, annus, year) is a 
  plant that lives for more than two years.
  
  The perineal gland in zoology is one of a pair of glands 
  situated near the anus in some mammals (not humans) that 
  secrete an odorous substance. In humans the perineum is 
  the area between the anus and the posterior part of the 
  external genitalia. Perineal is the adjective of or 
  relating to the perineum.
  
  The pineal gland (or the third eye) is a small endocrine 
  gland in the vertebrate brain. It produces the serotonin 
  derivative melatonin, a hormone that affects the modulation 
  of wake/sleep patterns and seasonal functions.
 
 I know that both of you are locked into Kill The Messenger
 mode, and desperate to make this All About Barry, but part
 of my point in posting it in the first place was to point
 out the asinine gullibility of India's third largest 
 newspaper when someone does a parlor trick while spout-
 ing Hindu supremacy. From Wikipedia:
 
 The Hindu is an English-language Indian daily newspaper 
 founded and continuously published from Chennai since 1878. 
 According to the Indian Readership Survey in 2012 it is the 
 third most widely read English newspaper in India (after 
 the Times of India and Hindustan Times) with a readership 
 of 2.2 million people. The Hindu has its largest base of 
 circulation in southern India, especially in the states of 
 Tamil Nadu and Kerala and it is also the most widely read 
 English daily in Tamil Nadu and Kerala.
 
 THIS is the culture that you wannabee Hindus embrace. Just
 as they gave this guy a free pass because he promotes their
 shared ideas of Hindu supremacy, they've done the same for
 many years for other Hindu supremacists, including Maharishi.
 Say that the gods rule, and no logic or fact-checking (let
 alone adequate spelling) is necessary. It's essentially the 
 same phenomenon as it would be if the Christian Science 
 Monitor had a devoted Christian Scientist writing its 
 Medical section.  :-)

Yeah, Barry, true probably. Just coming myself from that area, south India a 
week ago, I saw the Hindu lying at the bench every morning. You have to 
consider the whole environment of newspapers published, the whole culture is so 
different from ours. Most newspapers there are in a unreadable script, Telugu 
or Tamil, the Hindu is one of the few English newspapers, there is also the 
Deccan Chronicle. In these local newspapers, on the front page, you will see 
every morning the number of visitors of the nearby Venkatesha Temple in 
Tirupati being prominently displayed. It is a few ten or hundred thousand 
everyday,  since it is the richest and most visited temple in India, probably 
in the world.  By the way, the TTD, in TTD Kalyana Mandapam, means Tirumala 
Tirupati Devasthanams and is the society that runs the temple in Tirupati - 
quite a few hundred of kms away from the location where the performance was.

But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to write perennial gland 
instead of pineal gland is of course completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish, it doesn't have to be the same as 
American or English English. We all know that the pineal gland being there is 
the very essence of the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument through 
which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, so the concoction of perennial 
wisdom with pineal gland into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
didn't know that? Now you know.

You didn't correct this in the first place, because your intuition was telling 
you that it belongs there right. It is just the perverted western 
mind/intellect of Raunchydog who feels the need to make a big story out of it, 
but hey, we know better than this ;-)

 
   (snip)
The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor in an
engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by locking the
air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland at a packed TTD 
Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus meet that concluded on
Sunday.
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:

 Just think, if you'd had more ambition and were willing 
 to bounce on your butt in India while promoting Hindu 
 supremacy, you could have gotten writeups like this, too.

Only if you'd learned to master your perennial gland...
   
   Barry has mastered the perennial gland. For years, the 
   perennials he grows from his butt always smell exactly the 
   same.
   
   A perennial (Latin per, through, annus, year) is a 
   plant that lives for more than two years.
   
   The perineal gland in zoology is one of a pair of glands 
   situated near the anus in some mammals (not humans) that 
   secrete an odorous substance. In humans the perineum is 
   the area between the anus and the posterior part of the 
   external genitalia. Perineal is the adjective of or 
   relating to the perineum.
   
   The pineal gland (or the third eye) is a small endocrine 
   gland in the vertebrate brain. It produces the serotonin 
   derivative melatonin, a hormone that affects the modulation 
   of wake/sleep patterns and seasonal functions.
  
  I know that both of you are locked into Kill The Messenger
  mode, and desperate to make this All About Barry, but part
  of my point in posting it in the first place was to point
  out the asinine gullibility of India's third largest 
  newspaper when someone does a parlor trick while spout-
  ing Hindu supremacy. From Wikipedia:
  
  The Hindu is an English-language Indian daily newspaper 
  founded and continuously published from Chennai since 1878. 
  According to the Indian Readership Survey in 2012 it is the 
  third most widely read English newspaper in India (after 
  the Times of India and Hindustan Times) with a readership 
  of 2.2 million people. The Hindu has its largest base of 
  circulation in southern India, especially in the states of 
  Tamil Nadu and Kerala and it is also the most widely read 
  English daily in Tamil Nadu and Kerala.
  
  THIS is the culture that you wannabee Hindus embrace. Just
  as they gave this guy a free pass because he promotes their
  shared ideas of Hindu supremacy, they've done the same for
  many years for other Hindu supremacists, including Maharishi.
  Say that the gods rule, and no logic or fact-checking (let
  alone adequate spelling) is necessary. It's essentially the 
  same phenomenon as it would be if the Christian Science 
  Monitor had a devoted Christian Scientist writing its 
  Medical section.  :-)
 
 Yeah, Barry, true probably. Just coming myself from that 
 area, south India a week ago, I saw the Hindu lying at 
 the bench every morning. You have to consider the whole 
 environment of newspapers published, the whole culture 
 is so different from ours. Most newspapers there are in a 
 unreadable script, Telugu or Tamil, the Hindu is one of 
 the few English newspapers, there is also the Deccan 
 Chronicle. In these local newspapers, on the front page, 
 you will see every morning the number of visitors of the 
 nearby Venkatesha Temple in Tirupati being prominently 
 displayed. It is a few ten or hundred thousand everyday,  
 since it is the richest and most visited temple in India, 
 probably in the world. By the way, the TTD, in TTD Kalyana 
 Mandapam, means Tirumala Tirupati Devasthanams and is the 
 society that runs the temple in Tirupati - quite a few 
 hundred of kms away from the location where the 
 performance was.

Yup, that's what I figured. The Hindu was always one
of the primary sources of inflammatory articles cited in 
critical articles about the Indian Hindu Supremacist 
movement. That's the reason I figured they gave this 
guy a free pass. 

 But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
 write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
 completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
 be the same as American or English English. We all know 
 that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
 the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
 through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
 so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
 into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
 didn't know that? Now you know.

And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
explanation rings more true. 

 You didn't correct this in the first place, because your 
 intuition was telling you that it belongs there right. 

No, I just assumed that anyone stupid enough to write
an article like this without a trace 

[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
(snip)
  But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
  write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
  completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
  be the same as American or English English. We all know 
  that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
  the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
  through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
  so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
  into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
  didn't know that? Now you know.
 
 And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
 just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
 Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
 including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
 explanation rings more true. 

This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
line, and sinker.

In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
context:

(snip)
The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
in an engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by 
locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
meet that concluded on Sunday.

The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
in the anus.

Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)

Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
incorporated into material in English, and English words
being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
is the case in the newspaper article. Nowhere does Wikipedia
suggest Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
material written in English.




[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
You can always tell when Barry has had his buttons
pushed particularly effectively. There's a direct
relationship between how upset he is and the
incoherence of his response. This post is a perfect
example.

I made fun of the newspaper for having used the term
perennial for perianal, but Barry, demonstrating his
desperate need for things to be All About Barry, 
interpreted this, somehow, to be an attack on *him*--
even though he had also made fun of the article. My
comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Barry.

Raunchy's hilarious take made fun of both the article
and of Barry. His response did not, let us say,
do anything to exemplify his frequently expressed
contention that people should be able to laugh at
themselves.

Finally, Barry practically drowns in incoherence by
suggesting that raunchy and I, as purportedly
wannabee Hindus, uncritically embrace Indian culture,
and that this is why we made fun of the Indian
newspaper--entirely oblivious to the contradiction.

(Of course, Barry's brain goes even further in the toilet
in his grateful response to navashok this morning for
having, he assumes naively, shown him that what raunchy
and I were ridiculing was an entirely proper and even
intentional mangling of words. Pushing Barry's buttons
is more than worth the effort for the amusement value.
Good work, raunchy. ;-))




[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread doctordumbass
You, and Raunchy have missed the point, sorry to say. :-( Barry has by his own 
admission, moved waay beyond the sorry meditations and siddhi techniques 
associated with Maharishi and the TMO. Even those professed by the yogi 
mentioned in the original article.

Barry can not only lock air behind his anus, he can *speak* with it. It was 
this advanced siddhi that he hints to, with every post here, thinking somewhat 
smugly to himself, ...you mortals must speak with your mouths, while I, 
progeny of Rama, ONLY talk out of my ass 

Far from the airy fairy claims made by the TMO for example, with the so-called 
flying siddhi, where nothing seems to materialize as described, Barry can 
manifest the siddhi [of anal speech] at will. It is said by some of his most 
ardent followers that this THE ONLY MEANS by which he communicates!

So, take heed, we have a GREAT ONE in our midst. Though I personally would like 
to see a bit more humility from so great a personage, I can better understand 
the arrogance of Barry. Think of it, lost within a race of the un-evolved, the 
dark, the ignorant, everyone speaking, using their (ugh) LIPS, when Barry 
effortlessly speaks from his BUTT. 

What a gap in evolution, between us commoners, and HIM. Deep Bow.   


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 You can always tell when Barry has had his buttons
 pushed particularly effectively. There's a direct
 relationship between how upset he is and the
 incoherence of his response. This post is a perfect
 example.
 
 I made fun of the newspaper for having used the term
 perennial for perianal, but Barry, demonstrating his
 desperate need for things to be All About Barry, 
 interpreted this, somehow, to be an attack on *him*--
 even though he had also made fun of the article. My
 comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Barry.
 
 Raunchy's hilarious take made fun of both the article
 and of Barry. His response did not, let us say,
 do anything to exemplify his frequently expressed
 contention that people should be able to laugh at
 themselves.
 
 Finally, Barry practically drowns in incoherence by
 suggesting that raunchy and I, as purportedly
 wannabee Hindus, uncritically embrace Indian culture,
 and that this is why we made fun of the Indian
 newspaper--entirely oblivious to the contradiction.
 
 (Of course, Barry's brain goes even further in the toilet
 in his grateful response to navashok this morning for
 having, he assumes naively, shown him that what raunchy
 and I were ridiculing was an entirely proper and even
 intentional mangling of words. Pushing Barry's buttons
 is more than worth the effort for the amusement value.
 Good work, raunchy. ;-))





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots navashok and
Barry.

Just to clarify - the name of the newspaper The Hindu is a misnomer. It
doesn't fashion any Hindu agenda, on the contrary it's very anti-Hindu,
intellectual, rationalist. It's editor is openly communist. But then
reporting on the society and culture the newspaper has to report events
like this since India is predominantly Hindu.

And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use Hinglish - that's
so ludicrous. Hinglish is about the seamless use of English and Hindi and
blending of the two languages. Though I was a voracious reader of English
fiction, had very good vocabulary I hardly conversed in English growing up
in a small town. Having a good ear and good ability to pick up accents - I
learned to speak like the natives when I moved to America. So it was
fascinating and hilarious for me to watch  listen to some Indian
youngsters, clearly from Delhi conversing in English or Hinglish as I
commuted to the city on BART.

On Fri, Feb 8, 2013 at 9:02 AM, authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok wrote:
 (snip)
   But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to
   write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course
   completely alright, as this is hinglish,
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to
   be the same as American or English English. We all know
   that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of
   the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument
   through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived,
   so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland
   into perennial gland is of course intentional. You
   didn't know that? Now you know.
 
  And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
  just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
  Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
  including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
  explanation rings more true.

 This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
 navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
 ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
 line, and sinker.

 In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
 typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
 region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
 context:

 (snip)
 The 24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
 in an engineering college performed Vandana treyam by
 locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
 at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
 meet that concluded on Sunday.

 The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
 found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
 to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
 associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
 the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
 medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
 in the anus.

 Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)

 Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
 cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
 incorporated into material in English, and English words
 being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
 is the case in the newspaper article. Nowhere does Wikipedia
 suggest Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
 material written in English.

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread navashok
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:

 Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots navashok and
 Barry.

I guess you didn't get it was a joke. 

 Just to clarify - the name of the newspaper The Hindu is a misnomer. It
 doesn't fashion any Hindu agenda, on the contrary it's very anti-Hindu,
 intellectual, rationalist. It's editor is openly communist. But then
 reporting on the society and culture the newspaper has to report events
 like this since India is predominantly Hindu.
 
 And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use Hinglish - that's
 so ludicrous. 

You can't say this either. Newspapers use the language that is spoken by the 
people there, and that is Hinglish to a great degree. Of course not exclusively.

 Hinglish is about the seamless use of English and Hindi and
 blending of the two languages. Though I was a voracious reader of English
 fiction, had very good vocabulary I hardly conversed in English growing up
 in a small town. Having a good ear and good ability to pick up accents - I
 learned to speak like the natives when I moved to America. So it was
 fascinating and hilarious for me to watch  listen to some Indian
 youngsters, clearly from Delhi conversing in English or Hinglish as I
 commuted to the city on BART.
 
 On Fri, Feb 8, 2013 at 9:02 AM, authfriend  wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok wrote:
  (snip)
But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to
write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course
completely alright, as this is hinglish,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to
be the same as American or English English. We all know
that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of
the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument
through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived,
so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland
into perennial gland is of course intentional. You
didn't know that? Now you know.
  
   And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
   just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
   Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
   including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
   explanation rings more true.
 
  This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
  navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
  ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
  line, and sinker.
 
  In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
  typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
  region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
  context:
 
  (snip)
  The 24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
  in an engineering college performed Vandana treyam by
  locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
  at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
  meet that concluded on Sunday.
 
  The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
  found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
  to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
  associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
  the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
  medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
  in the anus.
 
  Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)
 
  Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
  cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
  incorporated into material in English, and English words
  being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
  is the case in the newspaper article. Nowhere does Wikipedia
  suggest Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
  material written in English.
 
   
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:
 
  Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots 
  navashok and Barry.
 
 I guess you didn't get it was a joke.

*Barry* didn't get that it was a joke, as I pointed out.
Interesting that you refrained from jumping on *him*,
isn't it?

(snip
  And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use
  Hinglish - that's so ludicrous. 
 
 You can't say this either. Newspapers use the language that is
 spoken by the people there, and that is Hinglish to a great
 degree. Of course not exclusively.

Of course, the typo perennial for perianal was not an
example of Hinglish, as I also pointed out.




[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread navashok
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
 (snip)
   But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
   write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
   completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
   be the same as American or English English. We all know 
   that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
   the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
   through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
   so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
   into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
   didn't know that? Now you know.
  
  And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
  just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
  Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
  including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
  explanation rings more true. 
 
 This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
 navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
 ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
 line, and sinker.

I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely playing along. He of 
course knows the meaning of a smiley.

 In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
 typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
 region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
 context:
 
 (snip)
 The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
 in an engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by 
 locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
 at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
 meet that concluded on Sunday.
 
 The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
 found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
 to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
 associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
 the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
 medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
 in the anus.

 Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)


No cigar for you, as you have no idea of yogic pranas, so, no air in the anus 
here as you may assume. In yoga there are 5 different types of prana. Certain 
pranas, commonly but sometimes wrongly translated with 'air' or 'vital airs' 
are related to Kundalini and the Chakra system. Here an example that connects 
pituitary gland and pineal gland:

Pituitary Hint

'Within the spinal chord there are certain functional centres called Chakras. 
The lower Chakras conduct the grosser functions of metabolism, emotions, 
reflexes and instincts, while the higher Chakras the subtler functions of 
understanding, intelligence, recollection, will and love. Love is the 
equalising force and a medium of communion between lower and higher centres, 
and hence it functions through the middle most centre, the heart. When once the 
equipoise is established every centre or Chakra functions through the medium of 
love. At this stage, the lower and higher Chakras loose their marked 
differentiation of the lower and higher nature. The heart centre works as the 
fulcrum and the two sides of the Spinal Chord work as two arms of a good 
balance. Each point on the one arm bears in exact correspondence with and 
represents a point on the other arm. Similarly each of the lower Chakras 
reciprocate with each of the three higher ones.'

'The base centre responds to the head centre. The spleen centre responds to the 
throat centre and the solar plexus responds with the brow centre. Hence when 
the Solar plexus is brought to equipoise by the heart centre, there will be 
corresponding stimulation in a point on the brow centre. This point is the 
pituitary body which unfolds the radio-active intelligence in man (intuition) 
by virtue of the planetary principle of Uranus. This stimulation is called 
pituitary Hint by Master.'

'The type of intelligence that manifests from this hint is Cosmic by nature and 
belongs to the sign Aquarius by nature and hence it renders the new approach of 
Yoga of Master possible on this earth. This intelligence needs no mind. But it 
projects its own mind which is the above said luminous tissue. This tissue is 
termed. 'Anahkarana' by the Tibetan Master. It is glorified as the light of 
Gods which leads to Gayatri experience.'

'The Pineal bears the Neptune principle in man. The PITUITARY HINT links up the 
Pineal and Pituitary bodies with the luminous tissue. The two glands exist as 
the two carbon rods in an arc lamp. The luminous tissue links them as the arc. 
Neptune and Uranus together produce this light of higher mind which has got 
nothing to do with time-space environment. This mind is beyond matter though it 
illuminates the whirls of matter. A glance through the eyes or a word from the 
throat with this mind is enough to stimulate the 

[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread navashok


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:
  
   Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots 
   navashok and Barry.
  
  I guess you didn't get it was a joke.
 
 *Barry* didn't get that it was a joke, as I pointed out.
 Interesting that you refrained from jumping on *him*,
 isn't it?

Barry got it, you just didn't get this, because you have no sense of humor. 
Your and Raunchy's sense of humor is sort of handicapped. 

 (snip
   And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use
   Hinglish - that's so ludicrous. 
  
  You can't say this either. Newspapers use the language that is
  spoken by the people there, and that is Hinglish to a great
  degree. Of course not exclusively.
 
 Of course, the typo perennial for perianal was not an
 example of Hinglish, as I also pointed out.


Yes, of course. I made a joke, very consciously. I made a smiley after that. 
Should I now in future announce: Hey guys, I'm going to make a joke now, please 
watch out. It's for your entertainment. How long do you still want to discuss 
it? 



[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
  (snip)
But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
be the same as American or English English. We all know 
that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
didn't know that? Now you know.
   
   And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
   just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
   Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
   including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
   explanation rings more true. 
  
  This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
  navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
  ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
  line, and sinker.
 
 I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely
 playing along.

No, he fell for it. He'll claim otherwise, of course, but
he'll be lying. Note that he didn't politely play along,
he actually denied your assumption that he had had the
same thought you did:

-
 It is just the perverted western mind/intellect of
 Raunchydog who feels the need to make a big story out
 of it, but hey, we know better than this ;-)

Well, I didn't. I was just pointing out the article
itself, and how Woo Woo passes for 'News' in a major
Indian newspaper. I thought that 'perennial' was just
the icing on the cake. Who knew that it was an example
of the degradation of a language.
-

 He of course knows the meaning of a smiley.

Most of his smileys don't indicate he's joking. They're
stand-ins for a smug chortle indicating he thinks he's
delivered a stinging putdown.

He assumed your smiley stood for your pleasure in having
corrected raunchy and me. If he'd realized you were
joking and was playing along, he'd have responded with a
wisecrack of his own.

(snip)
  The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
  found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
  to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
  associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
  the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
  medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
  in the anus.
 
  Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)

 No cigar for you, as you have no idea of yogic pranas, so,
 no air in the anus here as you may assume. In yoga there
 are 5 different types of prana. Certain pranas, commonly
 but sometimes wrongly translated with 'air' or 'vital airs'
 are related to Kundalini and the Chakra system. Here an
 example that connects pituitary gland and pineal gland:

Sorry, doesn't fly (if you're serious, that is). There's
nothing about the pituitary gland (also deep in the brain)
in that article.

It doesn't matter what the article writer really had in
mind; whatever it was, he or she got it badly wrong.

 Pituitary Hint
 
 'Within the spinal chord

(Cord, not chord.)

(snip)
  Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
  cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
  incorporated into material in English, and English words
  being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
  is the case in the newspaper article. 
 
 It's a very generic term. It doesn't even have to be Hindi. It
 refers to a South-Asian form of English. 'is a hybrid of
 English and South Asian languages – it is a code-switching
 variety of these languages whereby they are freely interchanged
 within a sentence or between sentences.'
 
 For example:
 pre-pone: the opposite of postpone, to bring something forward in time
 co-brother: brother-in-law
 don't contain any Hindi, but are simply exclusively derived
 from English words, but used in a typical Indian way
 
  Nowhere does Wikipedia
  suggest Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
  material written in English.
 
 see above

Let me say it another way: Nowhere does Wikipedia suggest
that Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
material written in English (as was the case in this
article).





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread navashok


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
   (snip)
 But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
 write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
 completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
 be the same as American or English English. We all know 
 that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
 the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
 through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
 so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
 into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
 didn't know that? Now you know.

And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
explanation rings more true. 
   
   This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
   navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
   ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
   line, and sinker.
  
  I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely
  playing along.
 
 No, he fell for it. 

Authfriend, you should use proper English. You should say: No, I BELIEVE he 
fell for it.

 He'll claim otherwise, of course,

You should say: I BELIEVE he will claim otherwise, MAYBE.

 but
 he'll be lying.

You should say: In the case he would say this, I BELIEVE he would be lying

 Note that he didn't politely play along,

You should say: I BELIEVE he didn't 'politely play along'

 he actually denied your assumption that he had had the
 same thought you did:

You should say: the way I interpret the following paragraph, he seems to deny 
your assumption, if the last two sentences are not ironic. Otherwise he might 
have played along.

 
 -
  It is just the perverted western mind/intellect of
  Raunchydog who feels the need to make a big story out
  of it, but hey, we know better than this ;-)
 
 Well, I didn't. I was just pointing out the article
 itself, and how Woo Woo passes for 'News' in a major
 Indian newspaper. I thought that 'perennial' was just
 the icing on the cake. Who knew that it was an example
 of the degradation of a language.

:-0

 -
 
  He of course knows the meaning of a smiley.
 
 Most of his smileys don't indicate he's joking. They're
 stand-ins for a smug chortle indicating he thinks he's
 delivered a stinging putdown.
 
 He assumed your smiley stood for your pleasure in having
 corrected raunchy and me. If he'd realized you were
 joking and was playing along, he'd have responded with a
 wisecrack of his own.
 
 (snip)
   The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
   found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
   to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
   associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
   the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
   medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
   in the anus.
  
   Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)
 
  No cigar for you, as you have no idea of yogic pranas, so,
  no air in the anus here as you may assume. In yoga there
  are 5 different types of prana. Certain pranas, commonly
  but sometimes wrongly translated with 'air' or 'vital airs'
  are related to Kundalini and the Chakra system. Here an
  example that connects pituitary gland and pineal gland:
 
 Sorry, doesn't fly (if you're serious, that is). There's
 nothing about the pituitary gland (also deep in the brain)
 in that article.

He/she surely had something in his/her brain, and most likely that was 
different from what you have in your brain.

 It doesn't matter what the article writer really had in
 mind; whatever it was, he or she got it badly wrong.

S/he made a typo.
 
  Pituitary Hint
  
  'Within the spinal chord
 
 (Cord, not chord.)
 
 (snip)
   Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
   cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
   incorporated into material in English, and English words
   being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
   is the case in the newspaper article. 
  
  It's a very generic term. It doesn't even have to be Hindi. It
  refers to a South-Asian form of English. 'is a hybrid of
  English and South Asian languages – it is a code-switching
  variety of these languages whereby they are freely interchanged
  within a sentence or between sentences.'
  
  For example:
  pre-pone: the opposite of postpone, to bring something forward in time
  co-brother: brother-in-law
  don't contain any Hindi, but are simply exclusively derived
  from English words, 

[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 You, and Raunchy have missed the point, sorry to say. :-( Barry has by his 
 own admission, moved waay beyond the sorry meditations and siddhi 
 techniques associated with Maharishi and the TMO. Even those professed by the 
 yogi mentioned in the original article.
 
 Barry can not only lock air behind his anus, he can *speak* with it. It was 
 this advanced siddhi that he hints to, with every post here, thinking 
 somewhat smugly to himself, ...you mortals must speak with your mouths, 
 while I, progeny of Rama, ONLY talk out of my ass 
 
 Far from the airy fairy claims made by the TMO for example, with the 
 so-called flying siddhi, where nothing seems to materialize as described, 
 Barry can manifest the siddhi [of anal speech] at will. It is said by some of 
 his most ardent followers that this THE ONLY MEANS by which he communicates!
 
 So, take heed, we have a GREAT ONE in our midst. Though I personally would 
 like to see a bit more humility from so great a personage, I can better 
 understand the arrogance of Barry. Think of it, lost within a race of the 
 un-evolved, the dark, the ignorant, everyone speaking, using their (ugh) 
 LIPS, when Barry effortlessly speaks from his BUTT. 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U

 What a gap in evolution, between us commoners, and HIM. Deep Bow.   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  You can always tell when Barry has had his buttons
  pushed particularly effectively. There's a direct
  relationship between how upset he is and the
  incoherence of his response. This post is a perfect
  example.
  
  I made fun of the newspaper for having used the term
  perennial for perianal, but Barry, demonstrating his
  desperate need for things to be All About Barry, 
  interpreted this, somehow, to be an attack on *him*--
  even though he had also made fun of the article. My
  comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Barry.
  
  Raunchy's hilarious take made fun of both the article
  and of Barry. His response did not, let us say,
  do anything to exemplify his frequently expressed
  contention that people should be able to laugh at
  themselves.
  
  Finally, Barry practically drowns in incoherence by
  suggesting that raunchy and I, as purportedly
  wannabee Hindus, uncritically embrace Indian culture,
  and that this is why we made fun of the Indian
  newspaper--entirely oblivious to the contradiction.
  
  (Of course, Barry's brain goes even further in the toilet
  in his grateful response to navashok this morning for
  having, he assumes naively, shown him that what raunchy
  and I were ridiculing was an entirely proper and even
  intentional mangling of words. Pushing Barry's buttons
  is more than worth the effort for the amusement value.
  Good work, raunchy. ;-))
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread Ravi Chivukula
On Fri, Feb 8, 2013 at 3:52 PM, navashok no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots navashok and
  Barry.

 I guess you didn't get it was a joke.


Stop irritating me navashok - it wasn't about the joke, it's in the
paragraph right below.



  Just to clarify - the name of the newspaper The Hindu is a misnomer. It
  doesn't fashion any Hindu agenda, on the contrary it's very anti-Hindu,
  intellectual, rationalist. It's editor is openly communist. But then
  reporting on the society and culture the newspaper has to report events
  like this since India is predominantly Hindu.
 
  And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use Hinglish - that's
  so ludicrous.

 You can't say this either. Newspapers use the language that is spoken by
 the people there, and that is Hinglish to a great degree. Of course not
 exclusively.


  Hinglish is about the seamless use of English and Hindi and
  blending of the two languages. Though I was a voracious reader of English
  fiction, had very good vocabulary I hardly conversed in English growing
 up
  in a small town. Having a good ear and good ability to pick up accents -
 I
  learned to speak like the natives when I moved to America. So it was
  fascinating and hilarious for me to watch  listen to some Indian
  youngsters, clearly from Delhi conversing in English or Hinglish as I
  commuted to the city on BART.
 
  On Fri, Feb 8, 2013 at 9:02 AM, authfriend wrote:
 
   **

  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok wrote:
   (snip)
 But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to
 write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course
 completely alright, as this is hinglish,
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to
 be the same as American or English English. We all know
 that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of
 the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument
 through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived,
 so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland
 into perennial gland is of course intentional. You
 didn't know that? Now you know.
   
And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
explanation rings more true.
  
   This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
   navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
   ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
   line, and sinker.
  
   In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
   typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
   region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
   context:
  
   (snip)
   The 24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
   in an engineering college performed Vandana treyam by
   locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
   at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
   meet that concluded on Sunday.
  
   The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
   found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
   to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
   associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
   the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
   medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
   in the anus.
  
   Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)
  
   Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
   cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
   incorporated into material in English, and English words
   being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
   is the case in the newspaper article. Nowhere does Wikipedia
   suggest Hinglish involves English words being mangled in
   material written in English.
  
  
  
 

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:
   
Judy, Thanks for correcting the distortions of these idiots 
navashok and Barry.
   
   I guess you didn't get it was a joke.
  
  *Barry* didn't get that it was a joke, as I pointed out.
  Interesting that you refrained from jumping on *him*,
  isn't it?
 
 Barry got it, you just didn't get this, because you have no
 sense of humor. Your and Raunchy's sense of humor is sort of 
 handicapped.

Now, *that's* funny.

No, Barry didn't get it; that was painfully obvious.

And your sense of humor here is seriously handicapped by
your problems with English.

And about Hinglish - yes, no mainstream paper would use
Hinglish - that's so ludicrous. 
   
   You can't say this either. Newspapers use the language that is
   spoken by the people there, and that is Hinglish to a great
   degree. Of course not exclusively.
  
  Of course, the typo perennial for perianal was not an
  example of Hinglish, as I also pointed out.
 
 Yes, of course. I made a joke, very consciously.

Yes, I know that. Barry didn't.

 I made a smiley after that. Should I now in future announce:
 Hey guys, I'm going to make a joke now, please watch out.
 It's for your entertainment.

Do what you please. It was obvious to me even without the
smiley. Barry has always had trouble detecting satire

 How long do you still want to discuss it?

Up to you. I'd quit now if I were you; you're just digging
yourself in deeper, as is your wont.




[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
(snip)
This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
line, and sinker.
   
   I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely
   playing along.
  
  No, he fell for it. 
 
 Authfriend, you should use proper English. You should say:
 No, I BELIEVE he fell for it.

Has nothing to do with using proper English. It has to do
with *understanding* English, which is not your best thing,
as well as familiarity with Barry and how he responds.

  He'll claim otherwise, of course,
 
 You should say: I BELIEVE he will claim otherwise, MAYBE.

He won't claim otherwise now that I've predicted he will.

Or maybe he will, since I've predicted he won't. ;-)

  Sorry, doesn't fly (if you're serious, that is). There's
  nothing about the pituitary gland (also deep in the brain)
  in that article.
 
 He/she surely had something in his/her brain,

No doubt.

 and most likely that was different from what you have in
 your brain.

I would certainly hope so.

  It doesn't matter what the article writer really had in
  mind; whatever it was, he or she got it badly wrong.
 
 S/he made a typo.

No, it was worse than that. The typo was perennial for
perianal, but humans don't have a perianal gland.




[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread obbajeeba
Smelly fingers!  Do you have a mint? hahahahaha

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog  wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  You, and Raunchy have missed the point, sorry to say. :-( Barry has by his 
  own admission, moved waay beyond the sorry meditations and siddhi 
  techniques associated with Maharishi and the TMO. Even those professed by 
  the yogi mentioned in the original article.
  
  Barry can not only lock air behind his anus, he can *speak* with it. It was 
  this advanced siddhi that he hints to, with every post here, thinking 
  somewhat smugly to himself, ...you mortals must speak with your mouths, 
  while I, progeny of Rama, ONLY talk out of my ass 
  
  Far from the airy fairy claims made by the TMO for example, with the 
  so-called flying siddhi, where nothing seems to materialize as described, 
  Barry can manifest the siddhi [of anal speech] at will. It is said by some 
  of his most ardent followers that this THE ONLY MEANS by which he 
  communicates!
  
  So, take heed, we have a GREAT ONE in our midst. Though I personally would 
  like to see a bit more humility from so great a personage, I can better 
  understand the arrogance of Barry. Think of it, lost within a race of the 
  un-evolved, the dark, the ignorant, everyone speaking, using their (ugh) 
  LIPS, when Barry effortlessly speaks from his BUTT. 
  
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U
 
  What a gap in evolution, between us commoners, and HIM. Deep Bow.   
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
  
   You can always tell when Barry has had his buttons
   pushed particularly effectively. There's a direct
   relationship between how upset he is and the
   incoherence of his response. This post is a perfect
   example.
   
   I made fun of the newspaper for having used the term
   perennial for perianal, but Barry, demonstrating his
   desperate need for things to be All About Barry, 
   interpreted this, somehow, to be an attack on *him*--
   even though he had also made fun of the article. My
   comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Barry.
   
   Raunchy's hilarious take made fun of both the article
   and of Barry. His response did not, let us say,
   do anything to exemplify his frequently expressed
   contention that people should be able to laugh at
   themselves.
   
   Finally, Barry practically drowns in incoherence by
   suggesting that raunchy and I, as purportedly
   wannabee Hindus, uncritically embrace Indian culture,
   and that this is why we made fun of the Indian
   newspaper--entirely oblivious to the contradiction.
   
   (Of course, Barry's brain goes even further in the toilet
   in his grateful response to navashok this morning for
   having, he assumes naively, shown him that what raunchy
   and I were ridiculing was an entirely proper and even
   intentional mangling of words. Pushing Barry's buttons
   is more than worth the effort for the amusement value.
   Good work, raunchy. ;-))
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
  (snip)
But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
be the same as American or English English. We all know 
that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
didn't know that? Now you know.
   
   And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
   just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
   Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
   including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
   explanation rings more true. 
  
  This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
  navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
  ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
  line, and sinker.
 
 I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely playing along. He of 
 course knows the meaning of a smiley.
 
  In fact, perennial in the newspaper article was not a
  typo of pineal but of perianal, which refers to the
  region around the anus, as is quite obvious from the
  context:
  
  (snip)
  The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor
  in an engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by 
  locking the air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland
  at a packed TTD Kalyana Mandapam here during the Sadhus
  meet that concluded on Sunday.
  

Not sure why anyone would want to do this, why anyone else would consider it 
special or why it is, in the least, newsworthy. Perhaps this ability could 
qualify as an Olympic sport some day; do you think it should be in the summer 
or winter Games?

  The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
  found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
  to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
  associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
  the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
  medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
  in the anus.
 
  Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)
 
 
 No cigar for you, as you have no idea of yogic pranas, so, no air in the anus 
 here as you may assume. In yoga there are 5 different types of prana. Certain 
 pranas, commonly but sometimes wrongly translated with 'air' or 'vital airs' 
 are related to Kundalini and the Chakra system. Here an example that connects 
 pituitary gland and pineal gland:
 
 Pituitary Hint
 
 'Within the spinal chord there are certain functional centres called Chakras. 
 The lower Chakras conduct the grosser functions of metabolism, emotions, 
 reflexes and instincts, while the higher Chakras the subtler functions of 
 understanding, intelligence, recollection, will and love. Love is the 
 equalising force and a medium of communion between lower and higher centres, 
 and hence it functions through the middle most centre, the heart. When once 
 the equipoise is established every centre or Chakra functions through the 
 medium of love. At this stage, the lower and higher Chakras loose their 
 marked differentiation of the lower and higher nature. The heart centre works 
 as the fulcrum and the two sides of the Spinal Chord work as two arms of a 
 good balance. Each point on the one arm bears in exact correspondence with 
 and represents a point on the other arm. Similarly each of the lower Chakras 
 reciprocate with each of the three higher ones.'
 
 'The base centre responds to the head centre. The spleen centre responds to 
 the throat centre and the solar plexus responds with the brow centre. Hence 
 when the Solar plexus is brought to equipoise by the heart centre, there will 
 be corresponding stimulation in a point on the brow centre. This point is the 
 pituitary body which unfolds the radio-active intelligence in man (intuition) 
 by virtue of the planetary principle of Uranus. This stimulation is called 
 pituitary Hint by Master.'
 
 'The type of intelligence that manifests from this hint is Cosmic by nature 
 and belongs to the sign Aquarius by nature and hence it renders the new 
 approach of Yoga of Master possible on this earth. This intelligence needs no 
 mind. But it projects its own mind which is the above said luminous tissue. 
 This tissue is termed. 'Anahkarana' by the Tibetan Master. It is glorified as 
 the light of Gods which leads to Gayatri experience.'
 
 'The Pineal bears the Neptune principle in man. The PITUITARY HINT links up 
 the Pineal and Pituitary bodies with the 

[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread Ann
I believe, I believe, I do believe (in spooks).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKzPBu2M8A
And, don't you know, I'm a believer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend  wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, navashok  wrote:
(snip)
  But I am getting side-tracked here. Now for the Hindu to 
  write perennial gland instead of pineal gland is of course 
  completely alright, as this is hinglish, 
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish it doesn't have to 
  be the same as American or English English. We all know 
  that the pineal gland being there is the very essence of 
  the perennial wisdom, no, it is even the instrument 
  through which the perennial wisdom is being perceived, 
  so the concoction of perennial wisdom with pineal gland 
  into perennial gland is of course intentional. You 
  didn't know that? Now you know.
 
 And thank you for informing me. I assumed that someone
 just made a stupid error, but now that I've looked up
 Hinglish and seen how widely it is pervading the culture,
 including mainstream English-language newspapers, your
 explanation rings more true. 

This is quite delicious in its absurdity. I suspect
navashok was attempting to make a funny with his
ridiculous explanation, but Barry fell for it hook,
line, and sinker.
   
   I don't think he fell for it, rather he was politely
   playing along.
  
  No, he fell for it. 
 
 Authfriend, you should use proper English. You should say: No, I BELIEVE he 
 fell for it.
 
  He'll claim otherwise, of course,
 
 You should say: I BELIEVE he will claim otherwise, MAYBE.
 
  but
  he'll be lying.
 
 You should say: In the case he would say this, I BELIEVE he would be lying
 
  Note that he didn't politely play along,
 
 You should say: I BELIEVE he didn't 'politely play along'
 
  he actually denied your assumption that he had had the
  same thought you did:
 
 You should say: the way I interpret the following paragraph, he seems to deny 
 your assumption, if the last two sentences are not ironic. Otherwise he might 
 have played along.
 
  
  -
   It is just the perverted western mind/intellect of
   Raunchydog who feels the need to make a big story out
   of it, but hey, we know better than this ;-)
  
  Well, I didn't. I was just pointing out the article
  itself, and how Woo Woo passes for 'News' in a major
  Indian newspaper. I thought that 'perennial' was just
  the icing on the cake. Who knew that it was an example
  of the degradation of a language.
 
 :-0
 
  -
  
   He of course knows the meaning of a smiley.
  
  Most of his smileys don't indicate he's joking. They're
  stand-ins for a smug chortle indicating he thinks he's
  delivered a stinging putdown.
  
  He assumed your smiley stood for your pleasure in having
  corrected raunchy and me. If he'd realized you were
  joking and was playing along, he'd have responded with a
  wisecrack of his own.
  
  (snip)
The pineal gland, about the size of a grain of rice, is
found deep in the center of the brain; no air in there
to lock in. On the other hand, there's no gland
associated with the perianal region. Most likely locking
the air in his...perennial gland is an ignorant (both
medically and yogically) attempt to refer to locking air
in the anus.
   
Nice try, guys, but no cigar. ;-)
  
   No cigar for you, as you have no idea of yogic pranas, so,
   no air in the anus here as you may assume. In yoga there
   are 5 different types of prana. Certain pranas, commonly
   but sometimes wrongly translated with 'air' or 'vital airs'
   are related to Kundalini and the Chakra system. Here an
   example that connects pituitary gland and pineal gland:
  
  Sorry, doesn't fly (if you're serious, that is). There's
  nothing about the pituitary gland (also deep in the brain)
  in that article.
 
 He/she surely had something in his/her brain, and most likely that was 
 different from what you have in your brain.
 
  It doesn't matter what the article writer really had in
  mind; whatever it was, he or she got it badly wrong.
 
 S/he made a typo.
  
   Pituitary Hint
   
   'Within the spinal chord
  
  (Cord, not chord.)
  
  (snip)
Oh, and for the record, the Wikipedia article on Hinglish
cited by navashok refers only to Hindi words being
incorporated into material in English, and English words
being incorporated into material in Hindi, neither of which
is the case in the newspaper article. 
   
   It's a very generic term. It doesn't even have to be Hindi. It
   refers to a South-Asian form of English. 'is a hybrid of
   English 

[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-08 Thread seventhray27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJ8dCALDs8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJ8dCALDs8


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba wrote:

 Smelly fingers! Do you have a mint? hahahahaha

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ wrote:
  
   You, and Raunchy have missed the point, sorry to say. :-( Barry
has by his own admission, moved waay beyond the sorry meditations
and siddhi techniques associated with Maharishi and the TMO. Even those
professed by the yogi mentioned in the original article.
  
   Barry can not only lock air behind his anus, he can *speak* with
it. It was this advanced siddhi that he hints to, with every post here,
thinking somewhat smugly to himself, ...you mortals must speak with
your mouths, while I, progeny of Rama, ONLY talk out of my ass
  
   Far from the airy fairy claims made by the TMO for example, with
the so-called flying siddhi, where nothing seems to materialize as
described, Barry can manifest the siddhi [of anal speech] at will. It is
said by some of his most ardent followers that this THE ONLY MEANS by
which he communicates!
  
   So, take heed, we have a GREAT ONE in our midst. Though I
personally would like to see a bit more humility from so great a
personage, I can better understand the arrogance of Barry. Think of it,
lost within a race of the un-evolved, the dark, the ignorant, everyone
speaking, using their (ugh) LIPS, when Barry effortlessly speaks from
his BUTT.
  
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U
 
   What a gap in evolution, between us commoners, and HIM. Deep Bow.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:
   
You can always tell when Barry has had his buttons
pushed particularly effectively. There's a direct
relationship between how upset he is and the
incoherence of his response. This post is a perfect
example.
   
I made fun of the newspaper for having used the term
perennial for perianal, but Barry, demonstrating his
desperate need for things to be All About Barry,
interpreted this, somehow, to be an attack on *him*--
even though he had also made fun of the article. My
comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Barry.
   
Raunchy's hilarious take made fun of both the article
and of Barry. His response did not, let us say,
do anything to exemplify his frequently expressed
contention that people should be able to laugh at
themselves.
   
Finally, Barry practically drowns in incoherence by
suggesting that raunchy and I, as purportedly
wannabee Hindus, uncritically embrace Indian culture,
and that this is why we made fun of the Indian
newspaper--entirely oblivious to the contradiction.
   
(Of course, Barry's brain goes even further in the toilet
in his grateful response to navashok this morning for
having, he assumes naively, shown him that what raunchy
and I were ridiculing was an entirely proper and even
intentional mangling of words. Pushing Barry's buttons
is more than worth the effort for the amusement value.
Good work, raunchy. ;-))
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: And Yet More Cult News

2013-02-07 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb  wrote:

 Just think, if you'd had more ambition and were willing to bounce on
 your butt in India while promoting Hindu supremacy, you could have
 gotten writeups like this, too.

Only if you'd learned to master your perennial gland...

(snip)
 The  24-year-old Venkata Panindra, an assistant professor in an
 engineering  college performed Vandana treyam by locking the
 air in his throat, stomach and perennial gland at a packed TTD 
 Kalyana Mandapam here during  the Sadhus meet that concluded on
 Sunday.