[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-08 Thread laughinggull108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
   Where the hell was Steve when Share needed him so badly? Steve, Steve,
  are you out there? Get that horse saddled up and get out of your pajamas
  and into that suit of armour, there is a woman in need of assistance and
  you're still working on your pancakes.
  
  
  Hi Ann,
  
  I didn't get a chance to catch any of this until after work, and this
  post of yours, until now.  But thank you for raising this issue.  Really
  I was hoping someone would.
  
  Naturally I felt some anger at what Barry directed in Share's direction.
  But as I've been in the habit of not posting much, I didn't really care
  to jump in the fray.  But I will tell you something.  As I went through
  the posts, I marveled at how beautifully Share handled this.
  
  I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO.  Unlike so many others she was
  able to absorb the negativity directed her way and transform it into
  something humorous and positive.  At least as far as I have read so far.
  And I don't foresee that evaluation changing.
  
  In  particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of someone who I
  feel exemplifies a higher state of consciousness.
  
  So, thank you for letting me express to Share indirectly, what I may
  have been a little bashful expressing directly to her.
 
 You are very welcome Steve and I am relieved that you have weighed in on 
 this. I was having doubts, fears, that you had abandoned this woman, this 
 fragile and helpless waif who was set upon by the Bully we all know as Barry 
 the Wright. She doesn't deserve what she got blasted with, she was blindsided 
 and sucker punched by this Paris dweller who was obviously feeling a tad 
 grumpy this morning. 
 
 However, you have come through as I knew you must. We have all been reminded, 
 beautifully, of how worthy your damsel in not as much distress as we had 
 feared could handle this type of situation. And boy, she did great; she 
 transcended the low blows of a male gone rogue and surfaced with her usual 
 charm and wit and sense of humour. Might she be a saint, do you think?



Saint Share...you gotta admit it *does* have a certain ring to it...must be all 
that alliteration. I dare you to try saying it 10 times really fast.

What do you think you'd get if you try what this guy's doing?

http://youtu.be/ZjXLPW6geL0



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-08 Thread Share Long
Thank you, now please send one pound of ginger as ayurvedic remedy for eating 
too much sugar. Don't visit Shaint Share, protect Dome badge, teach 
laughinggull to sing Bloody Mary is the girl I love, now ain't that too damn 
bad from South Pacific, then have lovely call with IT Customer Support and end 
with favorite brand of tobacco, smoked or chewed according to preference. 
Namaste (-:





 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, June 7, 2013 8:36 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote:

 Steve, you're back!  I'm so glad.  I've missed you here in the Funny Farm 
 Lounge and I bet I'm not the only one.  Anyway, thank you so much for your 
 encouraging words.  I probably won't be able to live up to them all the time 
 but will do my best.  As far as higher states and all that, I'm clueless, 
 happy to be alive, happy if I can benefit others in any way.  If this makes 
 me a saint, then so be it.  Just don't visit.  Send pancakes instead (-:

 

 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread Share Long
Steve, you're back!  I'm so glad.  I've missed you here in the Funny Farm 
Lounge and I bet I'm not the only one.  Anyway, thank you so much for your 
encouraging words.  I probably won't be able to live up to them all the time 
but will do my best.  As far as higher states and all that, I'm clueless, happy 
to be alive, happy if I can benefit others in any way.  If this makes me a 
saint, then so be it.  Just don't visit.  Send pancakes instead (-:




 From: seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:57 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
 Where the hell was Steve when Share needed him so badly? Steve, Steve, are 
 you out there? Get that horse saddled up and get out of your pajamas and into 
 that suit of armour, there is a woman in need of assistance and you're still 
 working on your pancakes.

Hi Ann,
I didn't get a chance to catch any of this until after work, and this post of 
yours, until now.  But thank you for raising this issue.  Really I was hoping 
someone would.
Naturally I felt some anger at what Barry directed in Share's direction.  But 
as I've been in the habit of not posting much, I didn't really care to jump in 
the fray.  But I will tell you something.  As I went through the posts, I 
marveled at how beautifully Share handled this.  
I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO.  Unlike so many others she was able 
to absorb the negativity directed her way and transform it into something 
humorous and positive.  At least as far as I have read so far.  And I don't 
foresee that evaluation changing.  
In  particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of someone who I feel 
exemplifies a higher state of consciousness.
So, thank you for letting me express to Share indirectly, what I may have been 
a little bashful expressing directly to her.
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread doctordumbass
In a way, this is a parallel situation to Buddhism
vs. other forms of spiritual practice. The original
Buddha refused to dwell on the why certain forms
of suffering happened.

You forgot to mention Maharishi, who also expressed this idea many, many times. 

As for programmers working tech support, sometimes the applications are 
sophisticated enough that the deep knowledge of a programmer is needed on the 
front lines. 

However, their approach to customers is facilitated by training programs that 
outline possible customer issues on the product, and how to troubleshoot the 
problems. 

This way, and I have used this approach several times, you have the expertise 
available when you need it, and at the same time have trained the experts to 
more handily tackle the problem. A far more efficient way to go about it, than 
hiring someone without the skills to fix the problem.

Your approach may work for mass produced consumer ware, but it is not really 
practical for many kinds of hardware and software apps.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote:
 
  The difference between a computer programmer providing 
  and answer and a 15 year old kid is that the computer 
  programmer often knows A LOT of reasons, not just one, 
  that this could be happening.  The 15 year old might 
  just be lucky in providing an answer that works  
  or not.
 
 Which is *exactly* why programmers make the *worst*
 QA and Customer Support people. They home in on the
 nerd details, while largely *ignoring* the fact that
 the person on the other end of the phone has a problem
 that is keeping them from doing their job.
 
 What is important in a good Customer Support rep is
 to find a fast workaround, something that pinpoints
 the user behavioral cause of the problem and allows
 the user to work around it, while the nerds are off
 somewhere trying to figure out the programmatic cause
 of the problem and fix it, possibly not for six months
 or more in the next software release. 
 
 That's what I did with Share's spurious character issue.
 I figured out what caused the problem from *her* side,
 and suggested another mode of behavior that would stop
 the problem. Simply STOP typing two spaces after a 
 period. Voila. Problem solved. Now, if someone wanted
 to, and worked for Yahoo, they could sit down and figure
 out what the *programmatic* cause of turning two spaces
 into a non-breaking space followed by a normal space,
 and thus causing problems for down-the-line browsers
 might be, and fix it. 
 
 *That* problem could lie pretty much anywhere. It could
 be in the Yahoo Mail editor, someone choosing the wrong
 character to insert for a non-breaking space (or in
 the decision to try to preserve double spaces in the
 first place). It could be in the Yahoo Groups Web
 Reader's Reply editor, that causes it to display that
 character with a weird symbol. But none of those
 fixes will be happening in a real time mode soon enough
 to do anyone any good. So the workaround provides
 the most immediate relief. 
 
 No sane Customer Support department would hire people
 who are so programmer-centric that they can't see this.
 No one on the other end of a phone CARES what the
 programmatic cause of the bug that is preventing them
 from working is. They just want to be able to work. 
 
 Most programmers don't even *keystroke* the programs
 they write, to find out how they'd respond to someone
 doing something other than they way they assume it
 should be done. That's why there are QA departments.
 Their job is to BREAK programs by doing the unexpected,
 so that customers out in the field aren't the first
 people to do so. I used to know a QA person who had
 been doing it so long that he claimed he could find
 a bug in ANY program within an hour. ANY program. And
 people called him on this claim, and he won every 
 time. He knew what types of *assumptions* to look for
 and to exploit, so he'd just try a few of them, and
 sure enough, the programmer would have forgotten to
 account for them, and BOOM!, he'd blow it up and
 cause a Class I crash. 
 
 Most of the followup to the spurious character issue
 here has been of the overly-focused-on-the-nerd-stuff
 why is the *program* doing this thang. My suggestion
 was more pragmatic -- addressing what I intuited was
 the *user behavior* that was causing the issue, and
 suggesting a change in that behavior to make the issue
 go away. Why should Share or anyone else CARE what
 the programmatic issue is, if there is a workaround
 that causes the problem not to appear? 
 
 In a way, this is a parallel situation to Buddhism 
 vs. other forms of spiritual practice. The original
 Buddha refused to dwell on the why certain forms 
 of suffering happened. That, he believed, was pure
 nerd theory, useless, and a total waste of time. He 
 focused instead on what one could do to eliminate 
 the situation that resulted in 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread Bhairitu
On 06/06/2013 10:47 PM, turquoiseb wrote:
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:
 The difference between a computer programmer providing
 and answer and a 15 year old kid is that the computer
 programmer often knows A LOT of reasons, not just one,
 that this could be happening.  The 15 year old might
 just be lucky in providing an answer that works 
 or not.
 Which is *exactly* why programmers make the *worst*
 QA and Customer Support people. They home in on the
 nerd details, while largely *ignoring* the fact that
 the person on the other end of the phone has a problem
 that is keeping them from doing their job.

 What is important in a good Customer Support rep is
 to find a fast workaround, something that pinpoints
 the user behavioral cause of the problem and allows
 the user to work around it, while the nerds are off
 somewhere trying to figure out the programmatic cause
 of the problem and fix it, possibly not for six months
 or more in the next software release.

 That's what I did with Share's spurious character issue.
 I figured out what caused the problem from *her* side,
 and suggested another mode of behavior that would stop
 the problem. Simply STOP typing two spaces after a
 period. Voila. Problem solved. Now, if someone wanted
 to, and worked for Yahoo, they could sit down and figure
 out what the *programmatic* cause of turning two spaces
 into a non-breaking space followed by a normal space,
 and thus causing problems for down-the-line browsers
 might be, and fix it.

The problem was not the two spaces but the character encoding used in 
whatever program Share was using.  This was a more common problem on the 
Mac but it also can occur on Windows too and probably Linux if the 
setting is different.  The default these days seems to be UTF-8 because 
we live in a global Internet world and we need to support character sets 
that require it.


 *That* problem could lie pretty much anywhere. It could
 be in the Yahoo Mail editor, someone choosing the wrong
 character to insert for a non-breaking space (or in
 the decision to try to preserve double spaces in the
 first place). It could be in the Yahoo Groups Web
 Reader's Reply editor, that causes it to display that
 character with a weird symbol. But none of those
 fixes will be happening in a real time mode soon enough
 to do anyone any good. So the workaround provides
 the most immediate relief.

It is much easier to track with email because with Thunderbird I can 
look at the source of a message I sent and look at it when it comes back 
from Yahoo and see what they did with it.   Yahoo reformats line length, 
BTW, so no need for hard returns at the end of the line in messages.



[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:
(snip)
 I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO.  Unlike so many
 others she was able to absorb the negativity directed her
 way and transform it into something humorous and positive.
 At least as far as I have read so far. And I don't foresee
 that evaluation changing.
 
 In  particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of
 someone who I feel exemplifies a higher state of
 consciousness.

I have a really lovely bridge for sale, Steviepoo. You'd
like it.




[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread authfriend
All this pontificating from Barry is pretty funny, given
that the problem he's boasting about having solved *wasn't
what Share had been asking for help with*.

Rather, it's a problem *Barry* had with Share's posts, one
*he* brought up as part of his putdown of her for having
asked for help without giving sufficient information about
the problem she *did* want help with:

Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you
didn't provide enough information. No one you're
asking has any idea which program you are using to
read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All
that we know is that the program is so ill-
behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in
certain views.

The spurious-character problem was *not* keeping Share from
doing her job, i.e., from posting to FFL. She didn't need
to have it solved. She apparently didn't even know about it.

Barry was the one with the problem. And while he's been 
loudly tooting his own horn about having solved it, Share
still hasn't gotten any help with *her* problem.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:
(snip)
 Which is *exactly* why programmers make the *worst*
 QA and Customer Support people. They home in on the
 nerd details, while largely *ignoring* the fact that
 the person on the other end of the phone has a problem
 that is keeping them from doing their job.
 
 What is important in a good Customer Support rep is
 to find a fast workaround, something that pinpoints
 the user behavioral cause of the problem and allows
 the user to work around it, while the nerds are off
 somewhere trying to figure out the programmatic cause
 of the problem and fix it, possibly not for six months
 or more in the next software release. 
 
 That's what I did with Share's spurious character issue.
 I figured out what caused the problem from *her* side,
 and suggested another mode of behavior that would stop
 the problem. Simply STOP typing two spaces after a 
 period. Voila. Problem solved. Now, if someone wanted
 to, and worked for Yahoo, they could sit down and figure
 out what the *programmatic* cause of turning two spaces
 into a non-breaking space followed by a normal space,
 and thus causing problems for down-the-line browsers
 might be, and fix it. 
 
 *That* problem could lie pretty much anywhere. It could
 be in the Yahoo Mail editor, someone choosing the wrong
 character to insert for a non-breaking space (or in
 the decision to try to preserve double spaces in the
 first place). It could be in the Yahoo Groups Web
 Reader's Reply editor, that causes it to display that
 character with a weird symbol. But none of those
 fixes will be happening in a real time mode soon enough
 to do anyone any good. So the workaround provides
 the most immediate relief. 
 
 No sane Customer Support department would hire people
 who are so programmer-centric that they can't see this.
 No one on the other end of a phone CARES what the
 programmatic cause of the bug that is preventing them
 from working is. They just want to be able to work. 
 
 Most programmers don't even *keystroke* the programs
 they write, to find out how they'd respond to someone
 doing something other than they way they assume it
 should be done. That's why there are QA departments.
 Their job is to BREAK programs by doing the unexpected,
 so that customers out in the field aren't the first
 people to do so. I used to know a QA person who had
 been doing it so long that he claimed he could find
 a bug in ANY program within an hour. ANY program. And
 people called him on this claim, and he won every 
 time. He knew what types of *assumptions* to look for
 and to exploit, so he'd just try a few of them, and
 sure enough, the programmer would have forgotten to
 account for them, and BOOM!, he'd blow it up and
 cause a Class I crash. 
 
 Most of the followup to the spurious character issue
 here has been of the overly-focused-on-the-nerd-stuff
 why is the *program* doing this thang. My suggestion
 was more pragmatic -- addressing what I intuited was
 the *user behavior* that was causing the issue, and
 suggesting a change in that behavior to make the issue
 go away. Why should Share or anyone else CARE what
 the programmatic issue is, if there is a workaround
 that causes the problem not to appear? 
 
 In a way, this is a parallel situation to Buddhism 
 vs. other forms of spiritual practice. The original
 Buddha refused to dwell on the why certain forms 
 of suffering happened. That, he believed, was pure
 nerd theory, useless, and a total waste of time. He 
 focused instead on what one could do to eliminate 
 the situation that resulted in the suffering, and 
 provided a workaround. 
 
 For example, if you're consistently unhappy focusing 
 on your self and trying to defend it and gratify it, 
 STOP focusing on your self. Focus on someone else, 
 and on helping them. Focus on selfless giving, and
 the self is no longer an issue. 

[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread authfriend

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote:

 Steve, you're back!  I'm so glad.  I've missed you here in the
Funny Farm Lounge and I bet I'm not the only one.  Anyway, thank you
so much for your encouraging words.  I probably won't be able to
live up to them all the time but will do my best.  As far as higher
states and all that, I'm clueless, happy to be alive, happy if I can
benefit others in any way.  If this makes me a saint, then so be
it.  Just don't visit.  Send pancakes instead (-:







[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:
(snip)
 As for programmers working tech support, sometimes the applications are 
 sophisticated enough that the deep knowledge of a programmer is needed on the 
 front lines. 
 
 However, their approach to customers is facilitated by training programs that 
 outline possible customer issues on the product, and how to troubleshoot the 
 problems. 
 
 This way, and I have used this approach several times, you have the expertise 
 available when you need it, and at the same time have trained the experts to 
 more handily tackle the problem. A far more efficient way to go about it, 
 than hiring someone without the skills to fix the problem.
 
 Your approach may work for mass produced consumer ware, but it is not really 
 practical for many kinds of hardware and software apps.

It is such an enormous pleasure to get a tech support
person who knows what they're talking about.

One of the most useful skills a good one has, BTW, is
to be able to quickly and accurately ascertain the
tecchie level of the user, instead of automatically
assuming they don't know nuttin' (especially if the
user is female).

After a call with a support person like that, one almost
feels like having a cigarette. ;-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread doctordumbass
A very challenging field. The trick is training the support engineers to a far 
deeper level than the customer courses would, on products  after they are code 
complete, but before they are released. A window of about three weeks, 
optimally, and globally. It means teaming an instructor/course developer, with 
the software or hardware development team, during the build process, and 
getting a lot of software and hardware together for simulation labs. On top of 
that, the tech support management will *always* blame the training, if and when 
a customer problem ignites.  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ no_reply@ wrote:
 (snip)
  As for programmers working tech support, sometimes the applications are 
  sophisticated enough that the deep knowledge of a programmer is needed on 
  the front lines. 
  
  However, their approach to customers is facilitated by training programs 
  that outline possible customer issues on the product, and how to 
  troubleshoot the problems. 
  
  This way, and I have used this approach several times, you have the 
  expertise available when you need it, and at the same time have trained the 
  experts to more handily tackle the problem. A far more efficient way to go 
  about it, than hiring someone without the skills to fix the problem.
  
  Your approach may work for mass produced consumer ware, but it is not 
  really practical for many kinds of hardware and software apps.
 
 It is such an enormous pleasure to get a tech support
 person who knows what they're talking about.
 
 One of the most useful skills a good one has, BTW, is
 to be able to quickly and accurately ascertain the
 tecchie level of the user, instead of automatically
 assuming they don't know nuttin' (especially if the
 user is female).
 
 After a call with a support person like that, one almost
 feels like having a cigarette. ;-)




[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-07 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@
wrote:
 (snip)
  I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO. Unlike so many
  others she was able to absorb the negativity directed her
  way and transform it into something humorous and positive.
  At least as far as I have read so far. And I don't foresee
  that evaluation changing.
 
  In particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of
  someone who I feel exemplifies a higher state of
  consciousness.

 I have a really lovely bridge for sale, Steviepoo. You'd
 like it.

Bridges have been shown to be pretty unreliable of late.  I think I'll
pass.

But thanks for the offer.



[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
 arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
 page going either back or forward.
 Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks

Hi, computer-incompetent. 

Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
asking has any idea which program you are using to
read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
that we know is that the program is so ill-
behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
certain views.

Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
Try calling things what they are, after telling the
people you're asking what program you're using, and
on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
you maybe will get an answer. 

Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
to work very well with computer nerds. They might
suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
have figured out on your own. 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread feste37
There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and insulting manner. 
Small wonder that so many people here dislike you. You've just given a perfect 
example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, which came from some very 
unpleasant place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to be 
helpful for once. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
  arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
  page going either back or forward.
  Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
 
 Hi, computer-incompetent. 
 
 Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
 didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
 asking has any idea which program you are using to
 read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
 that we know is that the program is so ill-
 behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
 ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
 certain views.
 
 Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
 Try calling things what they are, after telling the
 people you're asking what program you're using, and
 on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
 it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
 you maybe will get an answer. 
 
 Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
 to work very well with computer nerds. They might
 suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
 all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
 have figured out on your own.





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 There was no need at all to respond to Share in that 
 rude and insulting manner. Small wonder that so many 
 people here dislike you. You've just given a perfect 
 example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, 
 which came from some very unpleasant place inside 
 you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to 
 be helpful for once. 

Why don't YOU be helpful and give her an answer
based on the insufficient information she provided. 
Then, after having demonstrated that you can do
it, fuck off and mind your own business. 

Just trying to be helpful...  :-)

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
   arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
   page going either back or forward.
   Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
  
  Hi, computer-incompetent. 
  
  Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
  didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
  asking has any idea which program you are using to
  read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
  that we know is that the program is so ill-
  behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
  ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
  certain views.
  
  Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
  Try calling things what they are, after telling the
  people you're asking what program you're using, and
  on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
  it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
  you maybe will get an answer. 
  
  Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
  to work very well with computer nerds. They might
  suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
  all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
  have figured out on your own.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Xenophaneros Anartaxius
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and insulting 
 manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike you. You've just given 
 a perfect example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, which came 
 from some very unpleasant place inside you, and simply ask her for more 
 details? Try to be helpful for once. 

It is frustrating for people to ask for help using a computer when the person 
shows zero curiosity about finding a solution. Competent computer people simply 
don't get it. It's like asking someone for instructions how to open a book. A 
description like 'the little thingy went away' provides zero information to a 
solution provider.

Turq is brusque anyway. I have a friend who asks similar questions when her 
computer is acting up. Maybe I have more patience than Turq, I do not know. The 
first thing to try is turn off the computer, and turn it on again. If it won't 
turn off, you pull the plug. I had a problem the other day. I had to uninstall 
and reinstall the program to get it to work properly. But I do not know why the 
problem occurred, perhaps a corruption in the applications settings.

I bought a telescope once. The first line in the manual was 'If all else fails, 
read instructions'.

But the main point is if you have a computer and you have zero curiosity about 
how it works, or what to do if it seems to have independent thoughts, you will 
be forever at its mercy. And it has no emotions.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
   arrow disappeared.�It allows one to check emails page by 
   page going either back or forward.
   Any ideas how I can get it back?� Thanks
  
  Hi, computer-incompetent. 
  
  Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
  didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
  asking has any idea which program you are using to
  read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
  that we know is that the program is so ill-
  behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
  ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
  certain views.
  
  Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
  Try calling things what they are, after telling the
  people you're asking what program you're using, and
  on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
  it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
  you maybe will get an answer. 
  
  Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
  to work very well with computer nerds. They might
  suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
  all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
  have figured out on your own.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Xenophaneros Anartaxius 
anartaxius@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that 
  rude and insulting manner. Small wonder that so many 
  people here dislike you. You've just given a perfect 
  example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, 
  which came from some very unpleasant place inside you, 
  and simply ask her for more details? Try to be helpful 
  for once. 
 
 It is frustrating for people to ask for help using a 
 computer when the person shows zero curiosity about 
 finding a solution. 

Or worse, expects someone to provide the solution
*for* them, with absolutely *no* expenditure of 
effort or even interest on their part. 

 Competent computer people simply don't get it. It's 
 like asking someone for instructions how to open a 
 book. 

Exactly. It would be different if Share didn't have
a long and established HISTORY of doing exactly 
this on this forum. Asking questions that she could
have *easily* found the answer to herself is a 
*pattern* with her. 

It would be one thing if this behavior were being
repeated ad nauseum by a twiffy, clueless teenager. 
One makes allowances for that. When it's become a 
pattern in a twiffy, often clueless 64-year-old,
some course correction might be in order.

 A description like 'the little thingy went away' 
 provides zero information to a solution provider.

Share's the kind of user that make computer support
people and computer developers consider user a 
four-letter word, and a derogatory one. 

 Turq is brusque anyway. 

And apologizeth not for it. :-)

At least I *provided* useful information -- RTFM.
ALL that Feste did was to crap on somebody he 
already didn't like (moi), while doing absolutely 
NOTHING to help Share himself. That's why I 
challenged him to do so. He won't. 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread doctordumbass
He probably has quite a few cafe waitstaff spit in his beer, or coffee, and 
serve it with a smile. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and insulting 
 manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike you. You've just given 
 a perfect example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, which came 
 from some very unpleasant place inside you, and simply ask her for more 
 details? Try to be helpful for once. 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
   arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
   page going either back or forward.
   Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
  
  Hi, computer-incompetent. 
  
  Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
  didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
  asking has any idea which program you are using to
  read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
  that we know is that the program is so ill-
  behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
  ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
  certain views.
  
  Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
  Try calling things what they are, after telling the
  people you're asking what program you're using, and
  on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
  it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
  you maybe will get an answer. 
  
  Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
  to work very well with computer nerds. They might
  suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
  all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
  have figured out on your own.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
 insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
 you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
 just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
 place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
 be helpful for once.

I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
one. She should at least have been able to figure out
that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
unless she takes a little more time and thought to
formulate her question.

But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
make people stand on their heads trying to understand
what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
attention from dupes like you, feste.




 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
   arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
   page going either back or forward.
   Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
  
  Hi, computer-incompetent. 
  
  Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
  didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
  asking has any idea which program you are using to
  read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
  that we know is that the program is so ill-
  behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
  ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
  certain views.
  
  Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
  Try calling things what they are, after telling the
  people you're asking what program you're using, and
  on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
  it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
  you maybe will get an answer. 
  
  Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
  to work very well with computer nerds. They might
  suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
  all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
  have figured out on your own.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Richard J. Williams


feste37:
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
  insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
  you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
  just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
  place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
  be helpful for once.
 
authfriend:
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.

Translation: We can't help you. Now shut up, Woman. LoL! 

 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
 attention from dupes like you, feste.
 
 
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  




[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread feste37
You have missed my point entirely, and deliberately, but that is to be 
expected. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that 
  rude and insulting manner. Small wonder that so many 
  people here dislike you. You've just given a perfect 
  example of why. Why don't you just delete that post, 
  which came from some very unpleasant place inside 
  you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to 
  be helpful for once. 
 
 Why don't YOU be helpful and give her an answer
 based on the insufficient information she provided. 
 Then, after having demonstrated that you can do
 it, fuck off and mind your own business. 
 
 Just trying to be helpful...  :-)
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Share Long
Ah, Richard you do make me laugh. But you cleaned up your act and I kind of 
missed your usual admonition to me. I do love you all on FFL. If only because 
you all make me laugh at myself. Like this morning. In both the near and 
distant past, I've posted stuff I thought was pretty cool. No responses. Well, 
I think John responded once. Anyway, this morning I posted something merely 
practical and kind of uninteresting and there were a bunch of responses. One 
can't help but say, go figure! But thank everyone for all kinds of help and 
isn't it sweet when Judy has sympathy for turq?


I am feeling a lot of tenderness for you all. So either I've gone totally 
bonkers or I'm just happy that the blood drawer was so good, I didn't even have 
my usual dizzy reaction. Which was good given that continuing dizzyness is what 
I'm going to doc for in first place! Since mid February it was vertigo. But 
that's gone and no idea what's happening now.  

Oy! Now I'm gonna go back and make sure there's only one space between 
sentences. Such a saint! Better not visit me ha ha.



 From: Richard J. Williams rich...@rwilliams.us
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:56 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested
 


  


feste37:
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
  insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
  you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
  just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
  place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
  be helpful for once.
 
authfriend:
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.

Translation: We can't help you. Now shut up, Woman. LoL! 

 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
 attention from dupes like you, feste.
 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread feste37


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
  insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
  you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
  just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
  place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
  be helpful for once.
 
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.
 
 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
 attention from dupes like you, feste.

Well, this is interesting. A real dilemma for authfriend. Her worst enemy 
attacks another hated enemy, so who is she to side with? She sides with Barry, 
amazingly (never before been known) because, so it would seem, her hatred of 
Share is even greater than the hatred she feels for Barry. 


 
 
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
   insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
   you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
   just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
   place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
   be helpful for once.
  
  I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
  one. She should at least have been able to figure out
  that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
  unless she takes a little more time and thought to
  formulate her question.
  
  But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
  how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
  make people stand on their heads trying to understand
  what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
  attention from dupes like you, feste.
 
 Well, this is interesting. A real dilemma for authfriend. Her worst enemy 
 attacks another hated enemy, so who is she to side with? She sides with 
 Barry, amazingly (never before been known) because, so it would seem, her 
 hatred of Share is even greater than the hatred she feels for Barry.

I'm sure that's how it would work with *you*, feste, a
big problem. Me, I go with whatever seems right to me,
no matter who's espousing it. Thus no dilemma at all.
(And I've taken Barry's side a number of times when I
thought he was right about something. Share's side as
well. Sorry you missed them.)

Gee, you're looking like rather a dope so far today,
aren't you? And you so much wanted to be a hero to
Share. Too bad.






   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

 hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
 arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
 page going either back or forward.
 Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks

Hi, computer-incompetent. 

Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
asking has any idea which program you are using to
read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
that we know is that the program is so ill-
behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
certain views.

Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
Try calling things what they are, after telling the
people you're asking what program you're using, and
on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
you maybe will get an answer. 

Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
to work very well with computer nerds. They might
suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
have figured out on your own.
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Richard J. Williams
Share Long:
 Ah, Richard you do make me laugh. 

There are exactly three informants here who know 
anything about computers: Lawson, Barry2, and Alex. 

 ...I kind of missed your usual admonition to me. 

Share Long: asking the important questions. LoL!

 In both the near and distant past, I've posted 
 stuff I thought was pretty cool. No responses. 

Don't be intimidated - I must have posted close to
10,000 on-topic messages to FFL and a.m.t. without
getting any responses. Go figure.

http://www.rwilliams.us/archives.htm

Look, people don't have much times these days to
yak on the internet, except for people like us.

But, it's a fact that some people feel better 
when they have someone to talk to, even to talk
to total strangers on a Yahoo! news forum. 

 Well, I think John responded once.

Hey, while these nerds were posting comments that 
begin and end on one line and all begin with RE: 
- I wrote a whole book! LoL!

 Anyway, this morning I posted something merely 
 practical and kind of uninteresting and there 
 were a bunch of responses. One can't help but 
 say, go figure! But thank everyone for all 
 kinds of help and isn't it sweet when Judy has 
 sympathy for turq?
 
Go figure.

 I am feeling a lot of tenderness for you all... 

Thanks for reaching out to try and help them all
understand the mechanics of consciousness!

What I need is some real spiritual help. PLEASE 
SOMEONE, GIVE ME SOME SPIRITUAL HELP! FOR GOD'S 
SAKE PEOPLE, HELP ME! 

feste37:
   There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
   insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
   you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
   just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
   place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
   be helpful for once.
  
 authfriend:
  I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
  one. She should at least have been able to figure out
  that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
  unless she takes a little more time and thought to
  formulate her question.
 
 Translation: We can't help you. Now shut up, Woman. LoL! 
 
  But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
  how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
  make people stand on their heads trying to understand
  what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
  attention from dupes like you, feste.




[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
  insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
  you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
  just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
  place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
  be helpful for once.
 
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.
 
 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
 attention from dupes like you, feste.

Where the hell was Steve when Share needed him so badly? Steve, Steve, are you 
out there? Get that horse saddled up and get out of your pajamas and into that 
suit of armour, there is a woman in need of assistance and you're still working 
on your pancakes.
 
 
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Bhairitu
On 06/06/2013 10:54 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote:
 Share Long:
 Ah, Richard you do make me laugh.

 There are exactly three informants here who know
 anything about computers: Lawson, Barry2, and Alex.

You forgot Jim.  And I'm sure there are more.  And the question is a bit 
at the IT aide level anyway.

You probably have an Austin Patch.  Patches are blogs that are run by 
AOL for someone in a community to set up a news blog for that 
community.  I suspect it is almost as easy to set up as an AOL account 
and sometimes the results look like it.

Recently AOL updated the Patch software and blew out a lot of our local 
users log ins.  I contacted the owner of the local Patch who passed me 
on to the Patch support at AOL.  We exchanged some emails and I 
apparently found some bugs in their new release.  But there is one 
remaining bug I suspect the owner needs to fix himself but apparently 
doesn't understand the setting.  I have Thunderbird set to Text Only  
for email.  Sometimes a Patch may have stories from a nearby community 
Patch.  If I comment on one of those I get notifications I can read in 
text but this communities patch just comes in HTML so I get a blank pane 
for the post and have to switch the view to HTML. IOW, very much like 
Yahoo Groups the email is sent out in two formats Text and HTML.   
However I'm find more and more companies sending out HTML only emails.

The result for the local Patch is that is mere shadow of what it used to 
be which maybe makes the owner happy because the old version read a bit 
like FFL when it came to comments. :-D


 ...I kind of missed your usual admonition to me.

 Share Long: asking the important questions. LoL!

 In both the near and distant past, I've posted
 stuff I thought was pretty cool. No responses.

 Don't be intimidated - I must have posted close to
 10,000 on-topic messages to FFL and a.m.t. without
 getting any responses. Go figure.

 http://www.rwilliams.us/archives.htm

 Look, people don't have much times these days to
 yak on the internet, except for people like us.

 But, it's a fact that some people feel better
 when they have someone to talk to, even to talk
 to total strangers on a Yahoo! news forum.

 Well, I think John responded once.

 Hey, while these nerds were posting comments that
 begin and end on one line and all begin with RE:
 - I wrote a whole book! LoL!

 Anyway, this morning I posted something merely
 practical and kind of uninteresting and there
 were a bunch of responses. One can't help but
 say, go figure! But thank everyone for all
 kinds of help and isn't it sweet when Judy has
 sympathy for turq?

 Go figure.

 I am feeling a lot of tenderness for you all...

 Thanks for reaching out to try and help them all
 understand the mechanics of consciousness!

 What I need is some real spiritual help. PLEASE
 SOMEONE, GIVE ME SOME SPIRITUAL HELP! FOR GOD'S
 SAKE PEOPLE, HELP ME!

 feste37:
 There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
 insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
 you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
 just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
 place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
 be helpful for once.

 authfriend:
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.

 Translation: We can't help you. Now shut up, Woman. LoL!

 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of
 attention from dupes like you, feste.





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 06/06/2013 10:54 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote:
  Share Long:
   Ah, Richard you do make me laugh.
  
  There are exactly three informants here who know
  anything about computers: Lawson, Barry2, and Alex.
 
 You forgot Jim.  And I'm sure there are more.  

For example the guy who figured out what was causing
the spurious characters in Share's posts. And before
that, what was causing the problems with loading the
Post Count pages. And who writes manuals for software
that you wouldn't be able to afford on your salary 
unless you saved $50,000 a year from it for 40 years. :-)

But these days most 15-year-olds know more than most
Customer Support reps at hardware and software com-
panies. They're just reading from a script. Really.
A call comes in, they enter a few keywords from it
into a database, and a script comes up telling them
what the most likely cause of the problem is. Most
of them couldn't explain to you what they're reading
to you if you called them on it. I have. 

The only way to get proper support from someone who
actually knows their stuff is to wade through the
Let me speak to your superior routine several 
times until you get to the person who actually 
knows what he or she is talking about, and then
demand to know their direct number. In the future,
you cut through all the crap and just call them
first; otherwise, you have to go through the whole
routine all over again. 

And even then, chances are you're talking to some-
one in India working for $4.00 an hour. But, to 
their credit, some of them know as much as 15-year-
old kids.  :-)





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Share Long
dear feste, even unsung heroes or lately sung heroes are heroes IMHO. Thank 
you.  BTW, Judy once declared me to be the worst person on FFL or something 
along those lines, which actually she has said more than once. So it's all 
icing on the cake now and turq's long and far out of the running and IMHO again 
owes me something for all the Judy fire I've drawn away from him. Several times 
I've provided him with quite a vacation.  Anyway, I love it when I as if forge 
a union between the Hatfields and the McCoys, the Montagues and Capulets, the 
this and the that (-:





 From: feste37 fest...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, June 6, 2013 12:18 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  There was no need at all to respond to Share in that rude and
  insulting manner. Small wonder that so many people here dislike
  you. You've just given a perfect example of why. Why don't you
  just delete that post, which came from some very unpleasant
  place inside you, and simply ask her for more details? Try to
  be helpful for once.
 
 I'm at least partially in sympathy with Barry on this
 one. She should at least have been able to figure out
 that there's no way she can expect anyone to help her
 unless she takes a little more time and thought to
 formulate her question.
 
 But the question was designed to elicit sympathy for
 how computer-incompetent she is. It was designed to
 make people stand on their heads trying to understand
 what her problem is, designed to get her lots of 
 attention from dupes like you, feste.

Well, this is interesting. A real dilemma for authfriend. Her worst enemy 
attacks another hated enemy, so who is she to side with? She sides with Barry, 
amazingly (never before been known) because, so it would seem, her hatred of 
Share is even greater than the hatred she feels for Barry. 

 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
hi computer experts, yesterday, somehow the little paging 
arrow disappeared. It allows one to check emails page by 
page going either back or forward.
Any ideas how I can get it back?  Thanks
   
   Hi, computer-incompetent. 
   
   Your question makes no sense whatsoever because you 
   didn't provide enough information. No one you're 
   asking has any idea which program you are using to
   read Fairfield Life, and thus cannot comment. All 
   that we know is that the program is so ill-
   behaved that it continues to insert these dumb
   ^A symbols at random in your posts when seen in 
   certain views.
   
   Little paging arrow is similarly ill-considered.
   Try calling things what they are, after telling the
   people you're asking what program you're using, and
   on what platform (Windows, Mac, or Unix) you're using
   it, and other pieces of necessary information, and 
   you maybe will get an answer. 
   
   Maybe. The helpless little girl act doesn't tend
   to work very well with computer nerds. They might
   suggest that you RTFM. You have a history, after 
   all, of asking questions here that you could easily 
   have figured out on your own.
  
 



 

[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 dear feste, even unsung heroes or lately sung heroes are heroes
 IMHO. Thank you.  BTW, Judy once declared me to be the worst 
 person on FFL or something along those lines, which actually she
 has said more than once.

Find them and quote them, Share, or STFU. You are known,
among other seriously unlovely traits, for deliberately
deceptive and self-serving characterizations of what others
have said.

 So it's all icing on the cake now and turq's long and far
 out of the running and IMHO again owes me something for
 all the Judy fire I've drawn away from him.

Don't flatter yourself. You have drawn no Judy fire
from Barry.

 Several times I've provided him with quite a vacation.Â
 Anyway, I love it when I as if forge a union between the
 Hatfields and the McCoys, the Montagues and Capulets, the
 this and the that (-:

You haven't forged any unions either. You're a divider,
not a uniter. It's Share against reality and its
supporters, all the way.




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Bhairitu
On 06/06/2013 11:31 AM, turquoiseb wrote:
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:
 On 06/06/2013 10:54 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote:
 Share Long:
 Ah, Richard you do make me laugh.
 There are exactly three informants here who know
 anything about computers: Lawson, Barry2, and Alex.
 You forgot Jim.  And I'm sure there are more.
 For example the guy who figured out what was causing
 the spurious characters in Share's posts. And before
 that, what was causing the problems with loading the
 Post Count pages. And who writes manuals for software
 that you wouldn't be able to afford on your salary
 unless you saved $50,000 a year from it for 40 years. :-)

 But these days most 15-year-olds know more than most
 Customer Support reps at hardware and software com-
 panies. They're just reading from a script. Really.
 A call comes in, they enter a few keywords from it
 into a database, and a script comes up telling them
 what the most likely cause of the problem is. Most
 of them couldn't explain to you what they're reading
 to you if you called them on it. I have.

 The only way to get proper support from someone who
 actually knows their stuff is to wade through the
 Let me speak to your superior routine several
 times until you get to the person who actually
 knows what he or she is talking about, and then
 demand to know their direct number. In the future,
 you cut through all the crap and just call them
 first; otherwise, you have to go through the whole
 routine all over again.

 And even then, chances are you're talking to some-
 one in India working for $4.00 an hour. But, to
 their credit, some of them know as much as 15-year-
 old kids.  :-)

The difference between a computer programmer providing and answer and a 
15 year old kid is that the computer programmer often knows A LOT of 
reasons, not just one, that this could be happening.  The 15 year old 
might just be lucky in providing an answer that works  or not.

At this time Yahoo News still can't keep my local news and weather 
location straight.  They don't seem to know for sure why it is happening 
so some users.  My surmise is this started happening when someone joins 
Facebook, Google+ or Twitter their site sees the cookie and trying to be 
user friendly offers to let them connect that way destroying reading 
their own cookie which provided the location information.  I'm even 
shown at the top logged in but then I think they don't want to use the 
login because you might want to change location when traveling.



[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
 Where the hell was Steve when Share needed him so badly? Steve, Steve,
are you out there? Get that horse saddled up and get out of your pajamas
and into that suit of armour, there is a woman in need of assistance and
you're still working on your pancakes.


Hi Ann,

I didn't get a chance to catch any of this until after work, and this
post of yours, until now.  But thank you for raising this issue.  Really
I was hoping someone would.

Naturally I felt some anger at what Barry directed in Share's direction.
But as I've been in the habit of not posting much, I didn't really care
to jump in the fray.  But I will tell you something.  As I went through
the posts, I marveled at how beautifully Share handled this.

I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO.  Unlike so many others she was
able to absorb the negativity directed her way and transform it into
something humorous and positive.  At least as far as I have read so far.
And I don't foresee that evaluation changing.

In  particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of someone who I
feel exemplifies a higher state of consciousness.

So, thank you for letting me express to Share indirectly, what I may
have been a little bashful expressing directly to her.



[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
  Where the hell was Steve when Share needed him so badly? Steve, Steve,
 are you out there? Get that horse saddled up and get out of your pajamas
 and into that suit of armour, there is a woman in need of assistance and
 you're still working on your pancakes.
 
 
 Hi Ann,
 
 I didn't get a chance to catch any of this until after work, and this
 post of yours, until now.  But thank you for raising this issue.  Really
 I was hoping someone would.
 
 Naturally I felt some anger at what Barry directed in Share's direction.
 But as I've been in the habit of not posting much, I didn't really care
 to jump in the fray.  But I will tell you something.  As I went through
 the posts, I marveled at how beautifully Share handled this.
 
 I think this woman is remarkable, IMNSHO.  Unlike so many others she was
 able to absorb the negativity directed her way and transform it into
 something humorous and positive.  At least as far as I have read so far.
 And I don't foresee that evaluation changing.
 
 In  particular, the way she handles Judy is a lesson of someone who I
 feel exemplifies a higher state of consciousness.
 
 So, thank you for letting me express to Share indirectly, what I may
 have been a little bashful expressing directly to her.

You are very welcome Steve and I am relieved that you have weighed in on this. 
I was having doubts, fears, that you had abandoned this woman, this fragile and 
helpless waif who was set upon by the Bully we all know as Barry the Wright. 
She doesn't deserve what she got blasted with, she was blindsided and sucker 
punched by this Paris dweller who was obviously feeling a tad grumpy this 
morning. 

However, you have come through as I knew you must. We have all been reminded, 
beautifully, of how worthy your damsel in not as much distress as we had feared 
could handle this type of situation. And boy, she did great; she transcended 
the low blows of a male gone rogue and surfaced with her usual charm and wit 
and sense of humour. Might she be a saint, do you think?





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:

 You are very welcome Steve and I am relieved that you have weighed in
on this. I was having doubts, fears, that you had abandoned this woman,
this fragile and helpless waif who was set upon by the Bully we all know
as Barry the Wright. She doesn't deserve what she got blasted with, she
was blindsided and sucker punched by this Paris dweller who was
obviously feeling a tad grumpy this morning.
I would say grumpy was the correct evaluation.  We all get it at times
you know.


 However, you have come through as I knew you must. We have all been
reminded, beautifully, of how worthy your damsel in not as much distress
as we had feared could handle this type of situation. And boy, she did
great; she transcended the low blows of a male gone rogue and surfaced
with her usual charm and wit and sense of humour. Might she be a saint,
do you think?

Saint? No.  But, yes, I think she does possess some remarkable
qualities, and often makes me smile.  So that counts for a lot, I think.
(-:




[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:
 
  You are very welcome Steve and I am relieved that you have weighed in
 on this. I was having doubts, fears, that you had abandoned this woman,
 this fragile and helpless waif who was set upon by the Bully we all know
 as Barry the Wright. She doesn't deserve what she got blasted with, she
 was blindsided and sucker punched by this Paris dweller who was
 obviously feeling a tad grumpy this morning.
 I would say grumpy was the correct evaluation.  We all get it at times
 you know.
 
 
  However, you have come through as I knew you must. We have all been
 reminded, beautifully, of how worthy your damsel in not as much distress
 as we had feared could handle this type of situation. And boy, she did
 great; she transcended the low blows of a male gone rogue and surfaced
 with her usual charm and wit and sense of humour. Might she be a saint,
 do you think?
 
 Saint? No.  But, yes, I think she does possess some remarkable
 qualities, and often makes me smile.  So that counts for a lot, I think.
 (-:

Oh yes, the ability to make one smile is special. Just think of the things that 
can create that kind of crack/opening in an otherwise deadpan visage. Things 
like seeing someone slip on a banana peel, witnessing the humiliation of an 
enemy, attending comedy night; how profound, how deep, how sophisticated. Ah, 
to make one smile has to rank right up there with the miracle of a virgin birth.





[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread seventhray27

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:

 Oh yes, the ability to make one smile is special. Just think of the
things that can create that kind of crack/opening in an otherwise
deadpan visage. Things like seeing someone slip on a banana peel,
witnessing the humiliation of an enemy, attending comedy night; how
profound, how deep, how sophisticated. Ah, to make one smile has to rank
right up there with the miracle of a virgin birth.
 
Good. Good.  No quibbles.  For me seeing someone address an issue from
an angle that is unexpected and which nails the target.  That makes me
smile, and that's what I'm talking about in this instance.


[FairfieldLife] Re: help requested

2013-06-06 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 The difference between a computer programmer providing 
 and answer and a 15 year old kid is that the computer 
 programmer often knows A LOT of reasons, not just one, 
 that this could be happening.  The 15 year old might 
 just be lucky in providing an answer that works  
 or not.

Which is *exactly* why programmers make the *worst*
QA and Customer Support people. They home in on the
nerd details, while largely *ignoring* the fact that
the person on the other end of the phone has a problem
that is keeping them from doing their job.

What is important in a good Customer Support rep is
to find a fast workaround, something that pinpoints
the user behavioral cause of the problem and allows
the user to work around it, while the nerds are off
somewhere trying to figure out the programmatic cause
of the problem and fix it, possibly not for six months
or more in the next software release. 

That's what I did with Share's spurious character issue.
I figured out what caused the problem from *her* side,
and suggested another mode of behavior that would stop
the problem. Simply STOP typing two spaces after a 
period. Voila. Problem solved. Now, if someone wanted
to, and worked for Yahoo, they could sit down and figure
out what the *programmatic* cause of turning two spaces
into a non-breaking space followed by a normal space,
and thus causing problems for down-the-line browsers
might be, and fix it. 

*That* problem could lie pretty much anywhere. It could
be in the Yahoo Mail editor, someone choosing the wrong
character to insert for a non-breaking space (or in
the decision to try to preserve double spaces in the
first place). It could be in the Yahoo Groups Web
Reader's Reply editor, that causes it to display that
character with a weird symbol. But none of those
fixes will be happening in a real time mode soon enough
to do anyone any good. So the workaround provides
the most immediate relief. 

No sane Customer Support department would hire people
who are so programmer-centric that they can't see this.
No one on the other end of a phone CARES what the
programmatic cause of the bug that is preventing them
from working is. They just want to be able to work. 

Most programmers don't even *keystroke* the programs
they write, to find out how they'd respond to someone
doing something other than they way they assume it
should be done. That's why there are QA departments.
Their job is to BREAK programs by doing the unexpected,
so that customers out in the field aren't the first
people to do so. I used to know a QA person who had
been doing it so long that he claimed he could find
a bug in ANY program within an hour. ANY program. And
people called him on this claim, and he won every 
time. He knew what types of *assumptions* to look for
and to exploit, so he'd just try a few of them, and
sure enough, the programmer would have forgotten to
account for them, and BOOM!, he'd blow it up and
cause a Class I crash. 

Most of the followup to the spurious character issue
here has been of the overly-focused-on-the-nerd-stuff
why is the *program* doing this thang. My suggestion
was more pragmatic -- addressing what I intuited was
the *user behavior* that was causing the issue, and
suggesting a change in that behavior to make the issue
go away. Why should Share or anyone else CARE what
the programmatic issue is, if there is a workaround
that causes the problem not to appear? 

In a way, this is a parallel situation to Buddhism 
vs. other forms of spiritual practice. The original
Buddha refused to dwell on the why certain forms 
of suffering happened. That, he believed, was pure
nerd theory, useless, and a total waste of time. He 
focused instead on what one could do to eliminate 
the situation that resulted in the suffering, and 
provided a workaround. 

For example, if you're consistently unhappy focusing 
on your self and trying to defend it and gratify it, 
STOP focusing on your self. Focus on someone else, 
and on helping them. Focus on selfless giving, and
the self is no longer an issue. Voila...unhappiness 
goes away.