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Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Md
hubav
skandal se zaformja
---Atanas
Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText
Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial
Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2)
to mai
naistina ste trqbva da napravim i edna grupa No-Jokes ili po-tochno -
Hich-No-Jokes za takiva neshta.
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PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject:
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Nase -
skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stanebitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha
:((
Koko
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Behalf Of Atanas KiryakovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 6:01
PMTo:
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Wikash - ebaniq hem eban, hem pak da go
duha??!:))) Ili kazano po-dobre - ebaniq be eban, no za smetka na towa shte go
duha:))
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From:
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To: Atanas Kiryakov ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, May 20,
Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Ili kakto
kazva Richard Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:
-
Bitija bit . I taka
natatyka
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Sent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:05 AM
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Ili
kakto e kazal edin ot geroite na Bulgakov ot *Maistora i
Margarita*:
Bedni
mi bedni Manski, kyde otide da bachash :((
Koko
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Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za
Word i Outlook???
Jogy
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From:
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To: jokes
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM
Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us
http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml
Ne moje da prevedem - niamame pravo da pipame MS
produktite, a nie ne mojem i da im napishem analogichni produkti, zashtoto niama
i tiah da mojem da prevedem - te shte sa na BULGARSKI - Catch 22
Ot catch 22 se izliza s oshte po-goliam paradoks:
az predlagam da im napishem analogichni
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...there is a
river of birds in migration - a nation of women with
wings...
--Libana--
- Original Message -
From:
Milena
To: borislav popov
Cc: jokes
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 16:25
Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around
us
a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po
anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na
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"There are only 10 types of people in this world: those
who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand
binary, and those who don't."
Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze
da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito
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- Original Message -
From:
Manski Fransazov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, May 01, 2002 9:19
PM
A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for
a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started
asking the man, Aren't they cute, what are their names?
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, I don't know.
The lady asked again, Which is the boy and
Duh! Only in America!
The Stella Awards - America at its very best!
The "Stella" awards rank
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New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to
81-year-oldStella Liebeck who
suffered third-degree burns to her
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...flying a helicopter is a lot like programming projects: The
launch and landing are spectacular, the ride can get very tiring,
and the whole thing can come apart at any time.
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two System Administrators sitting in a
room.
An angry employerwalks into the room and
yelds atSysAdmin1:
-Greg, did you install Win2000 over Win98 on my
machine, yet?
-Yep, did it last night.
-Oh great thanks :-(.
SysAdmin1 at SysAdmin2 later on:
- You didn't actually change anything
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vypreki tova mylchi
Evgeni
mmda... ama to werno akoprewkliuchim na
IF-THENdiscussion mode, ima baq IFowe za spomenawane:)
ta mai po-dobre da ne:)
- Original Message -
From:
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To: Ivan Terziev ; JOKES
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:33
PM
Subject: RE: [JOKES] Joke
Vojde, lafa e star
- Original Message -
From: Diana Maynard
Subject: A little quiz
Fact or Fiction?
1. It is impossible to snore in space...
2. The Statue of Liberty's fingernails each weight 100 lbs
3. The most successful high school football team in the U.S. history is
the
Titans football
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wings...
--Libana--
Original Message
Subject: FW: :):)
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 13:05:15 +0100
From: Cristi URSU [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Women at Different Ages.
What's the difference between women at the age of 8,
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way
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animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
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following:
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Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato
otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e
prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:))
- Original Message -
From:
Milena
To: jokes
Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 11:26
AM
Subject: [JOKES] alkoholyt
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka,
jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto
edno glupavo hrumvane?:))
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Jogy
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dali wsichki polzwat proxy-to?
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To: Ivan Terziev [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Milena [EMAIL PROTECTED]; jokes
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Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 12:09 PM
...pitam... i otgowor ne chakam... istina li e
towa???:
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From: igor ivanov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 12:30 AM
Subject: malko gluposti d avidish i ti :))
napravete si tozi test ;-))), izleze
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izprastam
vi
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Cost Cutting
To whom it may concern, Due to the current financial crisis
facing the world at the moment,
the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on
electricity costs, until further notice...
Sincerely,God
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A mother had three daughters and at their
weddingsshe askedeach one of them to phone home the day after
andsubtly indicate about theirrespective husband's sexual
performance.
The first one said, "It was like Maxwell
Coffee".The Mother was confused until she later noticed a Maxwell
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