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Kolkoto i da
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na koito da mu e po-zle:o
Ta v tazi
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Microsoft awards everyone who can explain
this...
In MS Word type:
= rand (200,99)
And press Enter. Wait for 5
seconds
RTFMat http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B212251
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From:
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To: Jokes
Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32
Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards
everyone who can explain this
Microsoft awards everyone who
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anything! Search for your name here or for a good laugh check out some of the
popular Googlisms below.
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Ima 10 vida hora:
- takiva, koito razbirat ot dvoichen kod
- takiva, koito ne razbirat.
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ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt,
-i takiwa koito nemogat
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To: 'Jokes'
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Ima 10 vida hora:
- takiva
http://195.24.41.144/fun/roundabout.htm
:o)
Boris
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Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak
razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci?
Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki
dumata e s#shtata
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Volume up!:)
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Spored men si struva cheteneto :o)
Question ...
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington
chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
profound that the professor shared it with colleagues,
via the Internet, which is, of
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We used to get $10 and $20 bills. Then the reality of inflation hit and
nowwe get $20 and $50 bills. No, of course the customers weren't
consulted.When I was a poor unemployed bum, I would regularly have $19.90 in
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