[JOKES] Monah i monahinq...

Monah i monahinq bili po bovi dela w pustinqta, no ne shtesh li, kamilata im umrqla.Wodq nqma, pomosht ot nikyde... Monahyt reshil da opita zemnite sladosti predi da predade bogu duh.Ugoworil mladata monahinq da se syblekat i shtom tq widqla wyzbudata mu, popitala:- Brate, kakwo e towa?-

[JOKES] Razlikata mevdu jenata i Windows

- Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó æåíàòà è Windows -à? - Íèêàêâà! Çàëèâàò òå ñ êóïèùà íåíóæíà èíôîðìàöèÿ è èñêà ïî òðè ïúòè ïîòâúðæäåíèå íà î÷åâèäíè íåùà...

[JOKES] Punished pets :)

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[JOKES] ...

W toaletnite na himicheskiq: "Skypi momicheta, lyubowta e himiq... No sexyt e FIZIKA! Ot fizicite"

[JOKES] Nedomlywki :)

Mladej i dewojka sa na diskoteka: Dewojkata kazwa: - Iskash li da si igraem na nedomlywki! - Dobre, ama kak se igrae? - Ami, naprimer az kazwam, celuni me po u... Ti razbirash i me celuwash po ustnite. Razbra li? - Razbrah! - Dawaj ti pryw. - Hwani me za onaq rabota s dwe r...

[JOKES] Proektozakon

http://portal.bg/forum/read.php?f=34i=1t=1

[JOKES] Fw: business proposal

Eto kakwo poluchih po poshtata - ako namerish nachin da izperesh 12.6 miliona wzimash 25%. Horata tyrsqt sweji idei :-))) FROM: MRS. MONICA MARTINS JOHNNESBURG, RSA TEL: 27-82-6349994 ATTN: DIRECTOR / PRESIDENT URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL Dear Sir, I know you

[JOKES] Wisdoms

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practise? Sure, God made men first, but you always make a rough draft before a final copy. They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good.

[JOKES] Podbrano :)))

Разговор между затворници: - Брато, ти за кво лежиш? - Абе, мани, счупих един позорец в работата. - И колко ти дадоха? - Двайсе години. - Дваййсе години!!??? За един прозорец! Ти къде си работил бе? - На подводница... Лятна бирария на открито. Двама мъже пият бира. Единият пита

[JOKES] Uroci po C

W arabsko uchilishte na pyrwiq urok po programirane na C: #include stdio.h main() { printf("Good bye, World!"); }

[JOKES] Nqkolko wica

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[JOKES] :))))

Един се събужда на сутринта и гледа някаква грозотия до него в леглото.- Ти коя си ма?- Ама не помниш ли, ние снощи се обичахме...- И на колко години си?- Ти колко ми даваш?Оня се вгледал в нея и казал:- Е не, хората не живеят до толкова!

[JOKES] :)

Какво е последното нещо, което минава през главата на муха, която се удря в стъклото на автомобил?Гъза й.

[JOKES] nature calls

Обществена тоалетна. От една от кабинките се чува глас: - Пич, да ти се намира тоалетна хартия? - Не! - чува се от съседната кабинка. - А нещо вестник? - Нямам, бе! - Добре де, а случайно да имаш да ми развалиш 10 кинта на левчета...

[JOKES] black white

Малко момиченце за първи път присъства на бракосъчетание. По едно време дърпа майка си за роклята и пита: - Мамо, защо булката е цялата в бяло? Майката: - Защото бялото е цветът на радостта и щастието. За булката, днес е най-щастливият ден от живота Момиченцето /след кратък размисъл/: -

Re: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P

* PLEASE do not post offensive jokes :-))) - Original Message - From: Slavi Andreev [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 5:46 PM Subject: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P Сутрешна проверка в

[JOKES] Fw: wnimanie pojar ;)))))))))))

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[JOKES] ...

Obavdane w radioto: - Wchera be nameren portfejl s $5000 i 3000DM i wizitna kartichka na Iwan Petrow...Move li da go pozdrawite s nqkoq hubawa pesen??! :)

[JOKES] Kradci na gadjeta :-)

http://www.zone168.com/news.html?date=2000topic=culture_bgstory=01901.htm

[JOKES] Parashutizym

Na skokowe s parashut, na shachashtiq mu obqsnili wsichko neobhodimo: dyrpa edna wrywchica, ako ne se otwori parashuta, dyrpa wtorata za rezerwniq. Obqsnili mu syshto, che shte dojdat da go wzemat s djip. Skacha nashiqt chowek, dyrpa ednata wrywchica - nishto, dyrpa wtorata - pak nishto: -

[JOKES] Microsoft - #1

http://www.microsoft.com HTTP 404 Not Found :-

[JOKES] China to support USA against terrorism

Kitaj predlaga woenna podkrepa na USA w borbata protiw terorizma. Wzeto e reshenie kitajski wojski da nawlizat w teritoriqta na Afganistan na malki grupi ot po dwa miliona dushi... :-

[JOKES] ...

S.T.E.F.A.N.: Synthetic Technician Engineered for Fighting and Accurate Nullification :-))

[JOKES] A little-known Christmas fact :-)

A LITTLE-KNOWN CHRISTMAS FACT One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was gettingready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Fourof his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toysas fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to

[JOKES] Mission: go to GAP, buy a pair of pants

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[JOKES] Kakwo si mislqt wsyshnost...

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[JOKES] Po kakwo da poznaete, che washeto dete e hacker :-)

http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147 Ili "oshte za amerikanskata prostotiq" :-)

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[JOKES] Idei za 14 Feb

I umnata :-) attachment: ValentinesDayIdeas.jpg

[JOKES] reklami

A mother had three daughters and at their weddingsshe askedeach one of them to phone home the day after andsubtly indicate about theirrespective husband's sexual performance. The first one said, "It was like Maxwell Coffee".The Mother was confused until she later noticed a Maxwell

[JOKES] qk wic

Dviji se po avtomagistrala nov djip. Spira go katadjia. Bavno se otvaria prozoreca i ottam se raznasia ujasna smradnia vatre sedi bokludjia. Katadjiata mnogo ochuden go pita: - Abe chovek, da si go otkradnal toia djip? - Kak da go otkradna? Pogledni me! - Togava otkade go vze be? -

[JOKES] syobshteniqta po 2 pyti

Samo az li poluchawam wsichki syobshteniq po 2 pyti? Problemyt w moq televizor li e? Stefan

[JOKES] What Every Office Needs

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[JOKES] kanibali

Q: Kak se kazwa sprintior na kanibalski? A: Fastfood!

[JOKES] 100% work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How aboutachieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?IfA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis

[JOKES] Tight skirt

Pojelawam na wsichki podobni zapoznanstwa :-) Tight SkirtIn a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waitingfor the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matchingtight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn toget

[JOKES] Power Supply Problem

http://www2.simeonov.net/funny/1/PowerProblem.html :-)

[JOKES] assume tha attitude :-)))))

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[JOKES] Management

The American and the Japanese corporate offices for a large multi-nationalcorporation decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teamspracticed hard and long to reach their peak performance.On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterward,the American team

[JOKES] Weekly Schedule In Hell

A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell.He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk toan admittance counsellor. He thinks to himself, "I know I lead a wild life,but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this." Looking up hesees that it is his

[JOKES] Molitwa....

Sorry, ako nqkoj go e post-wal predi men :-) molitva.doc Description: MS-Word document

[JOKES] icon's story

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.html qk sounds + animation

[JOKES] e ne znam dali anglichanite naistina sa takiwa....

Mozhe da e zimislena, no e wjarna. Posle neka njakoj mi kazhe che ne smenaistina takiwa (pone powecheto) îÉËÏÌÁ æéìéðï÷ å, ÔÏ×Á ÁÎÇÌÉÞÁÎÉÔÅ ÓÁ ÞÕÄÎÉ ÈÏÒÁ! îÅ ÍÏÖÅÛ ÄÁ ÉÍ ÒÁÚÂÅÒÅÛÐÏÓÔßÐËÉÔÅ. éÚÇÕÂÉÈ ÓÉ ÍÏÂÉÌÎÉÑ ÔÅÌÅÆÏÎ. ðÏÍÉÓÌÉÈ, ÞÅ ÓÁ ÍÉ ÇÏ ÏÔËÒÁÄÎÁÌÉ ×Á×ÔÏÂÕÓÁ ÉÌÉ × ÕÌÉÞÎÁÔÁ ÔßÌÐÁ. âÏÇ

[JOKES] bg-rappers news

ëïìõíâéåãá óå óâé ó ôáëóéíåôòï÷ ûïæøïòóÏÆÉÊÓËÉÑÔ ÒÁÐßÒ ëÏÌÕÍÂÉÅÃÁ ÓÅ ÓÂÉ Ó ÔÁËÓÉÍÅÔÒÏÆ ÛÏÆØÏÒ ÎÁ ËÒßÓÔÏ×ÉÝÅÔÏ ÎÁÂÕÌ. ÷ÉÔÏÛÁ É ÂÕÌ. ÷. ìÅ×ÓËÉ ÐÏ ×ÒÅÍÅ ÎÁ ÎÁÊ-ÎÁÔÏ×ÁÒÅÎÉÑ ÔÒÁÆÉË.âÁËÛÉÛßÔ ÚÁÓÑËÁÌ BMWÔÏ ÎÁ ÒÁÐ ÇÒÕÐÁÔÁ ÏÔ óÌÉ×ÅÎ - éÇÒÁÞÉÔÅ, ËÏÉÔÏ ÇÏÓÔÕ×ÁÌÉÎÁ ëÏÌÕÍÂÉÅÃÁ ÚÁ ÎÑËÏÌËÏ ÄÎÉ ÚÁ ÓÔÕÄÉÊÎÉ

[JOKES] What's your problem, Soldier?

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to oneprivate and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphillis, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the front, Sir.""Good man." says the Major.He goes

[JOKES] Information Passing

Information PassingProgrammer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CANNOT**. It will involve a majordesign change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system.And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which thisapplication has been written.

[JOKES] ?????????

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[JOKES] gotin vic

÷ ÅÄÎÏ ÝßÒËÅÌÏ×Ï ÇÎÅÚÄÏ:- íÁÍÏ, ËßÄÅ Å ÔÁÔËÏ?- ôÏÊ ÎÏÓÉ ÂÅÂÅÔÁ ÐÏ Ó×ÅÔÁ É ÒÁÄ×Á ÍÎÏÇÏ ÓÅÍÅÊÓÔ×Á!îÑËÏÌËÏ ÍÅÓÅÃÁ ÐÏ-ËßÓÎÏ ÍÁÊËÁÔÁ-ÝßÒËÅÌ ÐÉÔÁ ÓÉÎÁ ÓÉ:- ëßÄÅ ÂÅÛÅ ÃÑÌ ÄÅÎ?- ðÌÁÛÉÈ ÇÉÍÎÁÚÉÓÔËÉ!

[JOKES] kak da kryshtawame decata

÷ ÅÄÎÁ ÔÏÐÌÁ ÑÎÕÁÒÓËÁ ÎÏÝ Ä×ÁÍÁ ×ÌÀÂÅÎÉ ÓÅ ÚÁÎÉÍÁ×ÁÌÉ Ó ÎÁÊ-ËÒÁÓÉ×ÁÔÁ É ×ßÌÎÕ×ÁÝÁ ÞÏ×ÅÛËÁ ÄÅÊÎÏÓÔ. ÷ßÚÄÉÛËÉÔÅ ÉÍ Ú×ÕÞÁÌÉ ËÁÔÏ ×ßÌÛÅÂÎÁ ÓÉÍÆÏÎÉÑ, Á ÐÒÕÖÉÎÁÔÁ ÐÏÄ ÔÑÈ Ó×ÉÒÅÌÁ ×ÉÒÔÕÏÚÅÎ ÁËÏÍÐÁÎÉÍÅÎÔ ËÁÔÏ ÏÒËÅÓÔßÒÁ ÎÁ íÅÔÒÏÐÏÌÉÔßÎ ÏÐÅÒÁ.îÏ ×ÓÑËÁ ÌÀÂÏ×ÎÁ ÓÉÍÆÏÎÉÑ ÓÉ ÉÍÁ ÁÐÏÔÅÏÚÅÎ ÆÉÎÁÌ. óÌÅÄ

[JOKES] MENSA test

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[JOKES] grafiti w Belgrad

íßÄÒÅÃÉÔÅ ÓÉ ÉÚÍÉÓÌÑÔ Ó×ÏÉ ÍÉÓÌÉ, ÇÌÕÐÃÉÔÅ ÇÉ ÒÁÚÐÒÏÓÔÒÁÎÑ×ÁÔ. âÅÌÇÒÁÄ Å Ó×ÅÔßÔ. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ëÏÌÕÍÂÅ, ÄÁ ÔÉ ÅÂÁ ÌÀÂÏÐÉÔÓÔ×ÏÔÏ! îÁÛÉÑÔ ×ßÚÄÕÈ ÉÍÁ ÅÄÎÏ ÐÒÅÄÉÍÓÔ×Ï - ×ÉÖÄÁÍÅ ËÁË×Ï ÄÉÛÁÍÅ! îÁÐÒÁ×É ÎÅÝÏ ÚÁ ÏÔÅÞÅÓÔ×ÏÔÏ - ÅÍÉÇÒÉÒÁÊ! óÁÍÏ Ä×ÁÎÁÄÅÓÅÔ ÍÉÌÉÏÎÁ ÄÕÛÉ

[JOKES] izberete bylgarskoto

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[JOKES] Skrita kamera - patladjani po selski

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[JOKES] ATM story

We used to get $10 and $20 bills. Then the reality of inflation hit and nowwe get $20 and $50 bills. No, of course the customers weren't consulted.When I was a poor unemployed bum, I would regularly have $19.90 in myaccount and not be able to access it until Monday morning when the

[JOKES] s kakwo se zanimawame nie wsyshnost ;)

PROGRAM - n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one'sinput into error messages. v. tr.- To engage in a pastime similar to bangingone's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.

[JOKES] motors :-)

Volume up!:) http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/motors.asf

[JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this

Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this... In MS Word type: = rand (200,99) And press Enter. Wait for 5 seconds

[JOKES] Zashto pileto presicha pytq?

? : : -. : - . : - . : - . : - - . - : . : - . : - - . . : - . ! . II! ! : - , , ,. : , . : - , . :

[JOKES] http://www.powergenitalia.com/

A wie kakwo si pomislihte?:)

[JOKES] Sydiata, sydiata.... nash chowek :-)

http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/footie.mpeg

[JOKES] dwe rusi macki sys sini ochi i edin cheren....

, , . : + = (QTY 3 ) :-)1 , , . , ! :- : http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Cat=12Board=petsNumber=1939832404page=0view=collapsedsb=5 attachment: puhkavelka8.jpgattachment: palechka2.jpgattachment: blackie5.jpg

[JOKES] Bylgarski filmi na DivX - Yes, It's Legal.

http://www.bgbook.dir.bg/showsubcat.php3?ID=59 :-)

[JOKES] predpochitaniq

Hi,Snarfed ot druga newsgroup: When asked "which team do you support?" in a Glasgow pub, the best answer to give is "I like rugby."Maj i za Bulgaria se otnasja syshtoto :P

[JOKES] ?

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[JOKES] Raid - iztrebwa gi do krak

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[JOKES]

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[JOKES] 2 wica ;-)))))))))))

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[JOKES] wic

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[JOKES] wisdom ;-)

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"- Edgar Bergen

[JOKES] edinstweniqt software, kojto prawi tochno towa, koeto pishe w reklamata ;-)

http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/

[JOKES] :-)))) sypruzi

?...

[JOKES] statistika ;-)

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[JOKES] dan dan dan

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[JOKES] geografiq na polowete

: 18 21 , . , , . 21 30 , . , , - 30 35 , . , . 35 40 , . , . 40 50 , . .. 50 60 , . , , . 60 70 , ., , . 70 . , 15

[JOKES] Sydiqqqqqta, sydiqqqqqqtaaa......

... pederast! :-) www.diogenes.bg/fun/ArbitoGay.wmv

[JOKES] naciq

[JOKES] Terminator 3.... :-) izrodi!

http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/T3.wmv

[JOKES] Kak mojesh da nakarash jena si da wika dwojno po wreme na sex?

- Kak mojesh da nakarash jena si da wika dwojno po wreme na sex? - Kato sled towa si go izbyrshish w perdeto ;-)

[JOKES] ne se pritesnqwajte!

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[JOKES] Jurannessic

http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/jurannessic.mpeg Swejo ;-) pusnete si i zwuk!

[JOKES] wisdom:-)

Ako widish nqkoj da otstypwa krachka nazad, ne mu se smej, moje da se zasilwa! Tanyu Kiryakov

[JOKES] Reklama za turizym w Bulgaria

Reklama za turizym w Bulgaria: "Elate w Bulgaria - kolata Wi weche e tam!"

[JOKES] It's a long way....

http://www.nanolink.com/zaro/long.htm

[JOKES] cow

Cow @ Matrix http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/cow.wmv

[JOKES] Was machen Sie bitte?

- Was machen Sie bitte? - Ti na koi she mahash zubite, bee. ;-)

[JOKES] Birichka

http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/bira.mpg

[JOKES] Za ofisa :)

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[JOKES] Malko podranilo novogodishno :)

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[JOKES] MS rulez

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=827310 Outlook 2003 Stops Responding After a Long Period of Use SYMPTOMSWhen you have the Outlook 2003 program window open for a long time, Microsoft Outlook may stop responding. Also, if you view the

[JOKES] Nestle to buy Google

http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=03/10/31/2115237Nestl to buy Google Friday, reports surfaced that Microsoft was interested in buying Google. Instead, food giant Nestl announced that its sweetened offer to buy the

[JOKES] What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down?

http://www.thetoque.net/031118/internetdown.htm

[JOKES] Inner peace ;-)))

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally foundinner peace. The article read:"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."So I looked around the house to see all the

[JOKES] po edno za 2te strani ;-)

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[JOKES] master!!!

http://www.online.bg/asp/KLIUKI_VIEW.asp?media=2artdate=2003/12/22artno=11 104 () 22.12.2003 . , "-". 32 27 50- . , , 14 . 104. 50 . . , , 4 . 2 . . ,.

[JOKES] prosto da padnesh :)

http://free.netwlan.net/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8580

[JOKES] 3 types of lies

There are 3 types lies. Lies. Damned Lies. ...and benchmarks.

[JOKES] cykajte po konchetata:)

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html

[JOKES] Nahn beer adv

http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bomb.mpg http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/nahn-bounce.mpg Edna bira za tozi, kojto znae kakwa e muzikata w klipcheto - izpylnitel/pesen :-)

[JOKES] MTel looks for a QA :-)

http://e-bane.net/modules.php?name=Newsfile=articlesid=863 At least they should be looking for it ;-)