[JOKES] Trance

sigurno vi e omr#znalo ot podobni, no tova si struva po skromnoto mi mnenie:) WebTrance ochevidno v LSD-trance :) , , Original: You with your music forgot the main thing is that in the chest of those out of tuneDeep within the chestbeating quietly That in

[JOKES] Women

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[JOKES] nice message

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Re: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world

Title: Message Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci? Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki dumata e s#shtata - Original Message - From: Minko Blyantov To: JOKES Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46 PM

[JOKES] Fw:Women

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[JOKES] Neshto neredno?

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[JOKES] Outlook Express

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[JOKES] Medicine

British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we cantake a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking forwork in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That`s nothing, we can take abrain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing forwar in

[JOKES] It was cold last night :))

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[JOKES] Job interview

the phone and I say Yellow?... Boyan Konstantinov Software Engineer Sofia IT Lab www.sofiaitlab.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] ICQ#:8853846 (+3592) 971 89 10 (+3592) 971 89 11 (+3592) 971 89 12

[JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ :)Message box na Internet Exploder pri p#len sriv:

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

ne :)) - Original Message - From: Hursev To: Boyan Konstantinov Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 18:39 Subject: Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ abe si da ne pishesh mail client i da go testwash w momenta - Original Message

[JOKES] Short English Course for Engineers

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[JOKES] Fw:Stella awards

Duh! Only in America! The Stella Awards - America at its very best! The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-oldStella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her

[JOKES] Bill again

http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/2002/LAW/1/4/gates.murder.01/index.html BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov NICKNAME:Phaethon ORG:Sofia IT Lab TITLE:Software engineer TEL;WORK;VOICE:+359 2 9718912 TEL;CELL;VOICE:+359 88 346407 ADR;WORK:;;IZOT Business

[JOKES] mda

http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=20465 BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov NICKNAME:Phaethon ORG:Sofia IT Lab TITLE:Software engineer TEL;WORK;VOICE:+359 2 9718912 TEL;CELL;VOICE:+359 88 346407 ADR;WORK:;;IZOT Business Center;Sofia;;1116;Bulgaria

[JOKES] Sun sponsored?

Istinski citat ot poslednata pesen na George Michael - Freeek: You got yourself some actionSaid you got your sexy JavaYou got your speed connectionFree chat, that, get a little harder Moje bi noviq hymn na Java obshtestvoto :-) Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED

[JOKES] heart attack

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than

[JOKES] The value

http://www.funmunch.com/humor/enlarge/time.swf Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]-- Wandering in the deep of the nightA thousand birds take flightAnd our dreams are bornOn the wings of changeWe are weaving the world tonight

[JOKES] Oda

http://www.crosswinds.net/~sfictionbg/autors/raznibozi/Oda_prog.htm Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Wandering in the deep of the night A thousand birds take flight And our dreams are born On the wings of change We are weaving

[JOKES] RTFM :-)

http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/nyheter/feb01/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.htm ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov NICKNAME:Phaethon

[JOKES] FW: Joke

 Чайник - начинаещ потребител, ненастъпил още мотиката и затова уверен, че мотики не съществуват. Леймър - потребител, редовно настъпващ мотиките, но продължаващ да вярва, че мотики не съществуват. Тесен специалист - потребител, овладял до съвършенство настъпването на едни и

[JOKES] email detector na l#jata :-))

http://news.dir.bg/index.php?url=feature.php%3Fid%3D15005 Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]-- Oh, the wind, it is a song that harbours through the winterOh, the sail, it is a door that bids the song to enterAnd let us sail

[JOKES] Vremeto dnes :-))

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Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips

333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-) - Original Message - From: borislav popov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips 332nd tip : url

[JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips

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[JOKES] Block Clock

http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/29/bclock.html

[JOKES] AI?

http://free.bol.bg/simeonsk/

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2001 19:52:47 +0200

BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov ORG:Sofia IT Lab TITLE:Software engineer TEL;WORK;VOICE:+359 2 9718912 TEL;CELL;VOICE:+359 88 346407 ADR;WORK:;;IZOT Business Center;Sofia;;1116;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:IZOT Business Center=0D=0ASofia

[JOKES] Simpatqga

http://bg.metavisia.com/projects/roadrunner/roadrunner.html Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]_Much Madness is divinest SenseTo a discerning EyeMuch Sense--the starkest Madness. -Emily Dickinson

[JOKES] Ecology

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -- Rodney Lee ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==

[JOKES] Oh, those Americans :-)

http://www.coolspyproducts.com/cyberdetective/ ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==

[JOKES] what does SIRMA mean? :-)

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=sirma

[JOKES] cinema

Äâàìà ãåéìúðè îòèâàò íà êèíî. Ôèëìúò å "Ïðèøúëåöúò". Â íàé-íàïðåãíàòèÿìîìåíò, êîãàòî ãåðîèíÿòà îùå ìàëêî è ùå áúäå èçÿäåíà îò Ïðèøúëåöà åäèíèÿò ñåïðîâèêâà:- ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ ÌÀ, ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ!

[JOKES] izkazvane na Delphi-iskiq orakul :-)

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[JOKES] ad

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[JOKES] Pregnancy

Pet#rcho razkazva na Ivancho: - Samo da znaesh, mama beshe bremenna izv#nmatochno i izvadiha bebeto prez korema. Ivancho: - A maika mi p#k beshe zabremenqla izv#ntatochno i tate i go izkara prez nosa. Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Love is like quicksilver in the hand

[JOKES] Joke it is

Ñ èçíàìèðàíåòî íà ÷åêîâèòå ñóìè, íà ïðîãðàìèòå çà êîðåêöèÿ è àðõèâèðàíå EE Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]_ The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. Colin Wilson

[JOKES] Thrill of the hunt

Ñêèíàð ñåäè íà ïîêðèâà íà âèñîêà ñãðàäà. Äî íåãî ïóøêà òèï "ïîìïà" ñ îïòè÷åñêè ìåðíèê è òîðáà òðåâà. Ñêèíàðÿò ïîäïèðà ïîìïàòà íà ðàìîòî ñè, ïðèöåëâà ñå, áúðêà â òîðáàòà ñ òðåâàòà, õâàùà åäíà ñòèñêà, ïðîòÿãà ðúêà íàä òðîòîàðà è ñòðèâà òðåâàòà: - Õèïè-õèïè-õèïè-õèïè

[JOKES] Bulgarian sayings in English

http://web.dir.bg/miroslav/lafove.html Bulgarian Lafs in English.url

[JOKES] Fw: Sysadmin's Diary

Åäíà ñåäìèöà íà sysadmin-a MONDAY 8:05 Îáàäè ñå ïîòðåáèòåë ÷å ñè å çàáðàâèë ïàðîëàòà. Êaçàõ ìó äà èçïîëçâà ïðîãðàìàòà çà âúçñòàíîâàâÿâàíå íà ïàðîëàòà íàðå÷åíà FDISK. Áëàæåííî íåâåæ, òîé ìè áëàãîäàðè è çàòâîðè. Áîæå è òåçè õîðà ãëàñóâàò è øîôèðàò? 8:12 Ñ÷åòîâîäèòåëêàòà ñå

[JOKES] deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -- Douglas Adams

[JOKES] Mesmerism

Znamenit amerikanski hipnotizator izliza pred dvehilqdna publika. Toi zastava v sredata na stsenata, gleda vtrencheno v publikata i kazva: - Dance! Vsichki stavat i zapochvat da tantsuvat. - Cry!! Vsichki spirat da tantsuvat i zapochvat da plachat. - Laugh!Vsichki zapochvat da se smeqt. V

[JOKES] Airport

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[JOKES] Crime

Ñòóäåíò ñå ÿâÿâà íà èçïèò ïî ñîöèîëîãèÿ. Ïðåïîäàâàòåëÿò ãî ïèòà: - Êàæåòå ìè, ñïîðåä âàñ, â íàøè äíè ïðåñòúïíîñòòà ïàäà ëè èëè ñå óâåëè÷àâà? Ñòóäåíòúò ñëåä êðàòúê ðàçìèñúë îòãîâàðÿ: - Ïàäà, ðàçáèðà ñå! Ïî âðåìåòî íà Êàéí è Àâåë å áèëà 50%... Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED

[JOKES] Club Vtori S#prug

Íà åäíî ïàðòè ñå ñðåùàò áèâøèÿò è íàñòîÿùèÿò ñúïðóçè íà åäíà äàìà. Ñëåä íÿêîëêî ïèòèåòà áèâøèÿò ðåøèë äà ñå çàÿäå è ïîïèòàë íîâèÿ: - Å, êàê ñå ÷óâñòâàòå ïðè óïîòðåáàòà íà ñòîêà âòîðà ðúêà? Íà êîåòî íîâèÿò îòãîâîðèë: - Å, ñëåä êàòî ìèíåø ïúðâèòå 6 ñì âñè÷êî å êàòî ÷èñòî íîâî! [EMAIL

[JOKES] Fw: ot mim

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00. A policeman, saw the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. About that time another car passed with a sign on top of it saying, JESUS

[JOKES] Italians

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

[JOKES] CV

Izvadka ot edno istinsko CV: --- "Computer and Internet skills:Design and publishing of single user oriented web sites" - :-)) ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==

[JOKES] Starost

Dvama starci si govoryat: - Da ti se oplacha, moyta pishka ot 5 godini ne mi stava! Drugiyat: - Iii, da chukna da darvo, moyta samo ot 2! Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Don't confuse madness with loss of control. Paolo Coelho

[JOKES] similarity

Q: What do sex in a canoe and Heineken beer have in common? A: "Too close to water!"

[JOKES] music

Êîãàòî íà ãîòèí ÷îâåê ìó å êîôòè - òîâà å áëóñ...Êîãàòî íà êîôòè ÷îâåê ìó å ãîòèíî - òîâà å ÷àëãà... Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED][EMAIL PROTECTED]_ The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. Colin Wilson

[JOKES] See the photo :-)))

http://www.healthcentral.com/news/newsfulltext.cfm?id=35438StoryType=Reuter

[JOKES] Marriage

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be theunion of a deaf man to a blind woman. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

[JOKES] past future secret :-)))

Enjoy... Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED][EMAIL PROTECTED]_ The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. Colin Wilson msphone.jpg

[JOKES] coffee

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his firstday, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me acoffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed thewrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied

[JOKES] Fw: Programmer

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[JOKES] Natural Healthy

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Everytime we're in bed and my husband reaches a climax, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural and healthy, so what's the problem?" "The problem is, " she

[JOKES] God More

- Ìàìî, à áîã êàêúâ å, ìúæ èëè æåíà? - Áîã å åäíîâðåìåííî è ìúæ è æåíà, òîé íå å ñ îïðåäåëåí ïîë. - Ìàìî, à òîé áÿë ëè å, èëè ÷åðåí? - Áîã, ñèíêî, å åäíîâðåìåííî è ÷åðåí è áÿë. - Ìàìî, à òîé ñ õîìî èëè ñ õåòåðîñåêñóàëíè íàêëîííîñòè å? - Òè ïúê! Òîé îáè÷à åäíàêâî è ìúæåòå è æåíèòå, è