[JOKES] Fw: work?

In prison, you spend most of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle. In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. In prison, you get time off for good behaviour. At work, you

[JOKES] Attention C programmers !

http://www.ralentz.com/old/mac/humor/mpw-c-errors.html

[JOKES] za po-tyrpeliwite

"BLACK NOVEMBER"When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,And he told me there was something that I had to know;His look and his tone I will always remember,When he told me of the horrors of.

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[JOKES] ---

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

[JOKES] rednecks

http://www.twistedhumor.com/redneck/easy.shtml

[JOKES] The f-word (case study)

http://www.sirma.bg/stenly/fword.wav

[JOKES] comunicado

Dwama owchari na dwa otdalecheni baira si comunikirat: Pesho: "Ehehehee, Gooosh, shte pribirame li owcteee ???" Gosho: "Tc!"

[JOKES] trick || treat

http://phd.stanford.edu/archive.cfm?comicid=6

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[JOKES] Management Lessons

Subject: FW: Management Lessons Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 14:01:01 +0200 This might be some advice in your future careers. Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day

[JOKES] Cryptographic Hash Functions

Ne bih opredelil sledniq text kato smeshen, no pasazha w cherveno opredeleno e zabawen: (an excerpt from: http://www.eskimo.com/~weidai/algorithms.html) Cryptographic Hash Functions MD5 (Message Digest Algorithm 5) is a secure hash algorithm developed at RSA Data Security, Inc. It can

[JOKES] polet Q33NY

PoletQ33NY na America Airlines za New York zakrit zawinagi. Obqsnenie - 1.write `Q33NY' in a new WordPad document; 2. set font size to 72; 3. set font to Wingdings;

[JOKES] Shtrunci*

Ot awtora na "Ajliashko" (Po zhelanie na Naso) html headtitleÙðóíöè*/title/head body pre Ùðóíöè* Êîé õëîïà â òîçè êúñåí ÷àñ? ** Àç õëîïàì – êàçà

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[JOKES] 10 programista

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Re: [JOKES] what does SIRMA mean? :-)

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[JOKES] kandidat

S napylno osyznata otgowornostzaewentualnite posledstwiq zaqwqwam gotownosta si da izpylnq rolqta na Snezhanka na detskoto koledno party. Zashtoto edin istinskipatriotne pita"Kakwo mozhe da naprawi Koleda za men?" Edin istinski patriot se pita "Kakwo moga da naprawq az za Koleda?" Nqkoi

[JOKES] excerpts from real-life C++ software:

char chPeopleReallyShouldStartUsingSTLStrings[1024]; TCPoint GetLocation(TDateTime dtToday); //where do you want to go today? ERROR("What a mess") ASSERT(!"Not implemented and not implementable!"); TErrCode CVXImage::IAmTooScaredToDeleteLoadVXImage(...)

[JOKES] radio Erevan

Ïîïèòàëè ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Ïî êàêâî ÷îâåêà ïðèëè÷à íà êîìïþòúðà?- Ñúùî êàòî êîìïþòúðà íà ìëàäè ãîäèíè ÷îâåê èìà äîñòàòú÷íî õàðäóåð è ìàëêî ñîôòóåð, íà ñòàðèíè ñîôòóåðà åâ èçîáèëèå, íî âñå íå äîñòèãà õàðäóåðà. Ïîïèòàëè Ðàäèî Åðåâàí:- Êàêâà å ðàçëèêàòà ìåæäó ÍÐÁ è ÐÁ?- Ñúùàòà, êàòî òàçè ìåæäó

[JOKES] Chapaj

×àïàåâ ñå ïîêàçà íà òåðàñàòà, âãëåäà ñå â çåçäíîòî íåáå è ñå ïðîâèêíà:- Êàêâà êðàñîòà!- Ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà, ìàéêàòà... - îòãîâîðè åõîòî ïî íàâèê.

[JOKES] YE's law of bandwidth

YE's law of bandwidth: the 5 KB "Skip Intro" GIF always loads AFTER the 500 KB intro Flash.

[JOKES] the Russion word for FAQ

×àÂÎ (FAQ) - îòâåòû íà ×àñòî Çàäàâàåìûå Âîïðîñû =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at

[JOKES] The Army Officer's Aptitude Test

The Army Officers Aptitude Test You are a Lieutenant. You have a Sergeant, two Privates, two 9' poles, an 11' pole, three 6' lengths of rope, a post hole digger, and a U.S. flag. In 30 seconds or less, tell me how you will erect a 14 1/2' flagpole. The correct answer is: Sergeant, get

[JOKES] IT consultant

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are standing and talking together in a bar. The bartender asks them what they are talking about. "We are planning world war 3", answers Bush. "Ooohh" says the bartender. "What are the plans"? "We will kill 14 millions of Muslims and 1 IT consultant", Bush

[JOKES] Secret diaries

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[JOKES] ITALIAN CORPORATION

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. After the lunch a subcontractor calls to figure out what has happento the specs of the cow-milking device you've promissed to send him a week ago. Youexplain him the meeting with the final

[JOKES] Latin

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[JOKES] Re: IsPowerOf2

IsPowerOf2( IN UINT uPow2 ){ // // Hem sme po-krasiwi, hem sme po dobri: // (drug e wyprosa towa topli li ni poweche :) // return u != 0 (u (u - 1)) == 0; } - Original Message - From: Manski Fransazov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, May 01, 2002 9:19 PM

Re: [JOKES] Pak M$ i BG ministar

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[JOKES] Otherwise engaged

attachment: Otherwise engaged.jpg

[JOKES] Golden Thoughts

http://www.theochem.kth.se/~pawsa/mind.html

[JOKES] proekta Genesis:

http://donangel.h1.ru/genesis.html

[JOKES] Death Star

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[JOKES] BEATALLICA

Pichowe (i Vie Dami), this thing REALLY ROCKS! Local access (inside sirma.bg400.bg): \\jerk0main\BEATALLICA\INDEX.HTM WWW access: http://beatallica.rootthis.com/ Sirmaniaci, molq dyrpajte ot moq disk za da ne umira i-net-a, (ako i da umre workstation-a mi ;-)

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[JOKES] Sep 11 divorce

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[JOKES] don't fly me

http://tlf.cx/bilder/tn/areyougay.jpg.ths.html

[JOKES] Guess who's wearing the ring

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Re: [JOKES] UI :)

I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha, no imam ideq zashtosa reshili da e"slightly to the left" - Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-) - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00 PM

[JOKES] Re: staja pod naem

Ami ako wse taka prodylzhawa da mi e trudno da idwam na rabota do 10:00 am, mozhe bi shte trqbwa da q naema. - Original Message - From: Tsvetan Alexiev [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:19 PM Subject: staja pod naem Zdrawejte, pak malko spam

[JOKES] sukrashtawane na obiknoweni drobi

http://resursadefun.ro/gi9_Matematica_blonde.htm Don't take life too seriously because you can't come out of it alive.-Warren Miller

[JOKES] all the equipment

A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to

[JOKES] tickets

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him

[JOKES] only the trucks

Britain decided it was time to switch left lane traffic to right lane traffic, the same as everywhere else in Europe. So they gathered to plan the whole thing and nobody seemed to come up with any viable solution, so they sent out some help-me type faxes. A couple of days later, answers

[JOKES] creative usage of English

- Original Message - From: Philip Tsvetkov To: Toma Tonchev Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 5:27 PM The following signs have been found in various locations, using the Englishlanguage somewhat creatively...Cocktail lounge, Norway:LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN

[JOKES] Set that bug on fire

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Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

, , , . : "-" ., . ! - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 10:43 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

, - . . joke -Rock, : Volume on :)Not for people who suffer from epilepsy or sudden seizures ''. - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Stanislav Jordanov' ; 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:25 AM Subject

[JOKES] JUST A QUESTION OF STANDARDS

JUST A QUESTION OF STANDARDS Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells...? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That is an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that is the way they built them in

[JOKES] knock-out

Myzh - fanatik na tema boks. Mach za titlata "swetowen shampion". Edin chas predi macha - trygwa si ot rabota i po pytja kupuwa 5 biri i 3 paketa chips. Polowin chas predi macha - pribira se w kyshti, slaga birata w kamerata i sipwa chipsa w kupi. 5 minuti predi nachaloto - premestwa

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[JOKES] minimals

Bco . - . Bco . . () . ... , . ce,- .

[JOKES] imenno-djambure

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[JOKES] ISOnational-a

, , ,ISO*, ! - * - "9001:2000"

[JOKES] Chen Lee

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famousChinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while hewas gone. A few days later he received this report :MOST HONORABLE SIR :YOU LEAVE HOUSE.I WATCH HOUSE.HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.HE AND SHE LEAVE

[JOKES] Black-jokes

http://news.bg/article.php?cid=31pid=0aid=133133

[JOKES] A TEST OF YOUR MORALITY AND ETHICS

With all your honour and dignity - what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thinking... By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an

[JOKES] are you getting enough?

http://www.sofiaitlab.com/fun/microsoft.jpg