14-foot shark 'bump' gives the Cape shivers

2001-07-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
[There was a colonly of seals that would spend the winter on Monomoy Island. In recent years, the seals have been making Monomoy their permanent home. i.e., there has ben enough fish there to keep them happy. The problem is that the only real natural enemy of the seals is the Great White Shark. I

Communications-related Headlines for 7/23/01 (fwd)

2001-07-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
[I plucked this article out of the Benton letter. The whole concept of no lights or phone is pretty unexpected for me. steveo] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black

Top5 - 7/24/01 - Famous Quotes as Spoken in Bushonics (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Funny article on /. (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

food for thought

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

the texas tube (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

One more reason to stay home. (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Excerpted: 07/24/01 -- ShopTalk (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

FW: Hurricane in Your Shower (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
l question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2001 19:41:46 -0400 From: "Tougas, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Steven W. Orr (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Tony Wheeler (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Su

TQ: Creation (fwd)

2001-07-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Another from the How-Stoopid-Can-They-Get Department

2001-07-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
People standing on a dead whale so they can get a good look at the Great White Sharks eating it. :-) http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,877933a12,FF.html -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver'

Live by the Pen, Die by the Sword [Mayan, long] (fwd)

2001-07-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Shaggy Dog Story o the day.

2001-07-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Uh-huh. (fwd)

2001-07-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
[And there's a toll free number at the bottom! :-)] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals

[DIGITALDIVIDE] McDonald's: Burgers, fries and mice (fwd)

2001-07-26 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

not the same

2001-07-26 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Java Man (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

BBC News | UK | Let's hear it for system administrators (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

digitalsundial (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Will technology spawn cell phone backlash? (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

MicroBrewery Management. (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Headhunter.net (Job Details) (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Everything You Know Is Wrong Dept.: Video Games Good For Kids (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

OFFTOPIC/HUMOR: Microsoft on Memory Leaks (fwd)

2001-07-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
:-) -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

Modern Scouting (fwd)

2001-07-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

What gets your spammed? An empirical approach. (fwd)

2001-07-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Honoured or Horrified (fwd)

2001-07-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

The Lone Ranger

2001-07-30 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Cruise Against Compassionate Conservatism (fwd)

2001-07-30 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Sleazy this is. (fwd)

2001-07-30 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Abstraction, red. (fwd)

2001-07-30 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Medical Advances

2001-07-31 Thread Steven W. Orr
[What will they think of next? :-)] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this w

Treasury Is Planning to Borrow to Cover Cost of Tax Rebates

2001-07-31 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Re: Treasury Is Planning to Borrow to Cover Cost of Tax Rebates

2001-07-31 Thread Steven W. Orr
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 11:44:38 -0400 (EDT) From: Ron Alexander <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> X-Sender: ron@vgi-mailhost To: "Steven W. Orr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> I remember during one of the presidential debates Al Gore missed a golden opportunity to take GDub down for good. They

Top5 - 7/31/01 - Other Findings by Philip Morris (fwd)

2001-07-31 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Dear Diary,

2001-08-01 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

How to Avoid Police Shootings (fwd)

2001-08-01 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Hot Seat (fwd)

2001-08-01 Thread Steven W. Orr
l question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 13:56:24 -0400 From: "Tougas, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Steven W. Orr (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Tony Wheeler (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subje

BJOTD (fwd)

2001-08-01 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

The hen house

2001-08-05 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Dem good ole days... (fwd)

2001-08-05 Thread Steven W. Orr
I love this stuff. :-) -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypo

Great weather. (fwd)

2001-08-06 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

MAN FALLS INTO VOLCANO CRATER CHASING HAT.

2001-08-06 Thread Steven W. Orr
MAN GOING AFTER WIND-BLOWN BASEBALL CAP FALLS 85 FEET INTO VOLCANO CRATER By Associated Press, 8/6/2001 08:19 VOLCANO, Hawaii (AP) A 26-year-old Navy man was rescued after he fell 85 feet into the summit crater of Kilauea Volcano while trying to retrieve his baseball cap, park officials said. A

X-ray hits nail on the head (fwd)

2001-08-07 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

The honeymoon

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Sig O The Day :-)

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Evening News

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Ever wonder what the the dot coms spent all their money on? (fwd)

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Anti-Aircraft Gun Atop Hotel Fires by Accident (fwd)

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

TQ: Us too? (fwd)

2001-08-08 Thread Steven W. Orr
I'm just suprised that Federal judges have their computers monitored in the first place. -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. L

Hands Free Cell Phone Law (fwd)

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
Image is at http://www.syslang.net/CELLPHONE.jpg -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! W

protect your lunch!

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Things you hear from Internet Experts (fwd)

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Glad we switch from FreeBSD to NT! -hotmail (fwd)

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Welcome! (fwd)

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Rebels in Black Robes Recoil at Surveillance of Computers (fwd)

2001-08-09 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

OBITUARY OF COMMON SENSE

2001-08-13 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Metricom Post-Mortem

2001-08-13 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Laugh of the day... (fwd)

2001-08-13 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Top5 - 8/13/01 - Prank Phone Calls by Animals (fwd)

2001-08-13 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Atlas of the Artificial Night Sky Brightness (fwd)

2001-08-14 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

You won't belive this... (fwd)

2001-08-14 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

MTA gives court toll-use data (fwd)

2001-08-14 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Not sure if this is true, but... (fwd)

2001-08-15 Thread Steven W. Orr
[I checked snopes as well as Alta Vista and found nothing on the subject.] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! W

Alice and Bob (fwd)

2001-08-15 Thread Steven W. Orr
[Lot's of very good self-referemtial stuff going on here. :-)] -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -

TQ: Everything you know is wrong (fwd)

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Interesting eBay Auctions (fwd)

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
l question? [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Forwarded message -- Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 17:37:08 -0700 From: Jim Beveridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Steven W Orr <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Dave Beveridge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Interesting eBay Auctio

sniffers and sobbers (fwd)

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Eye Doctor (fwd)

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Irish Toast

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Medical News (fwd)

2001-08-16 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Books fermenting in Amazon's cellar - Tech News - CNET.com (fwd)

2001-08-17 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

JOTD

2001-08-17 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

TQ: Fucking rules (fwd)

2001-08-17 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Cyber Citizen lands Felony Charges?

2001-08-19 Thread Steven W. Orr
http://www.linuxfreak.org/post.php/08/17/2001/134.html A good deed may lead to prosecution for Brian K. West, a 24 year old sales and support employee for an internet service provider in SE Oklahoma. Mr. West has become a statistic for the Computer Analysis Response Team because he alerted a loc

QUOTE OF THE DAY

2001-08-19 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Post Turtle (fwd)

2001-08-20 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Welcome to the USA (fwd)

2001-08-20 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Deputies Sue Diabetic Driver They Beat After Traffic Stop (fwd)

2001-08-21 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

FBI 'Most Wanted' Fugitive Captured in Thailand

2001-08-21 Thread Steven W. Orr
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010821/ts/crime_thailand_fugitive_dc.html The best part of the article was this: The FBI said Rosser had last been seen traveling through Europe on a red moped with a piano attached to it. :-) -- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Str

Monopoly Winners?... Not!

2001-08-21 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Bad Day

2001-08-22 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Dubya fun (fwd)

2001-08-22 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

oh man (fwd)

2001-08-22 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

The definition of Open Source. (fwd)

2001-08-22 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Don't let the bed bugs bite. (fwd)

2001-08-22 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Resurrection of Beethoven's Macbeth Overture (fwd)

2001-08-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Mexico Helps Yankee Evade the Cuba Blockade (fwd)

2001-08-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

It all started with an enquiry from a nurse. (fwd)

2001-08-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Naked Guy! (fwd)

2001-08-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Microsoft funds "grass-roots" campaign again (fwd)

2001-08-23 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

But, I vas only folloving orders!

2001-08-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

I'd like a Coke please (fwd)

2001-08-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

A hundred bucks a visit? (fwd)

2001-08-24 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

HTML O' The Day (fwd)

2001-08-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

The Doomsday Algorithm

2001-08-25 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY (fwd)

2001-08-27 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

Roll Your Own DSL (fwd)

2001-08-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

New long distance provider.

2001-08-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
I'd like to tell everyone about a new long distance service out there. I consider myself to be a fairly fiscally prudent (read cheap) person. I sort of track the current rates in long distance service fairly closely. About the most expensive service available these days is to go with the big compa

Humor: Vacations, statues (fwd)

2001-08-28 Thread Steven W. Orr
-- -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. Stranger things have - -happened but none stranger than this. Does your driver's license say Organ -Donor?Black holes are where God divided by zero. Listen to me! We are all- -individuals! What if this weren't a hypothetical question? [EM

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