[MBZ] XP Update: for real or did I get punked?

2014-12-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
A Windows XP update popped up in the Windows toolbar in the same place where Win updates have for years. It popped up from the MS shield toolbar icon (ie, not a web ad) There were two files, which after some hesitation, I green-lit.  One was  KB972270 and a second one whose number I didn't

[MBZ] ROM BIOS is a wirus you get when you open an email

2014-12-16 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I got a call from Ah-Poo, aka Mike who sounded like he was from the Microsoft branch office in Calcutta, warning me breathlessly that reports from their servers detected a virus (wirus) had infected my computer! If I turned control of my computer over to him, he assured me, he could clean my

[MBZ] Ponomusic. Opinions?

2014-12-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Ponomusic ( https://ponomusic.force.com/  ) is a high def music project backed by Neil Young.  Its an inline lossless digital music player, due to ship Q1 2015 at $400 a pop.  Their library is rather limited at the moment, but they plan on expanding rapidly as more licensing agreements are

[MBZ] Should Make All Us White Guys Feel Proud

2014-11-21 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nothing remarkable about the article, but I thought the headline was interesting Florida State Senate Talks About Bubba Watson's Length  I hear he never carries anything less than a 3 wood into the bedroom DBV Florida state senate talks about Bubba Watson's length |   | |   | |   |   |   |   |  

[MBZ] SNOOK LAW rumor: boss is sleeping with the CFO

2014-11-09 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
3. I won't be buying a new Mercedes for a while! Opening the new office is exciting, scary, liberating and fun at the same time. But, my wife has named herself CFO of Snook Law. So, I would guess no new Mercedes for a while! :)  I left my previous firm and started my own and I just couldn't

[MBZ] Dead Men Get No X-Rays

2014-10-30 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
The wife, who is an X-Ray tech at the crosstown clinic, tried to process a 41 year old white male for a scan, but couldn't because he was dead.  It was the opinion of my highly trained spouse that, not only was he not deceased, he was actually in pretty robust physical condition. He got shuffled

[MBZ] Convoy

2014-10-06 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Does anyone still use CB radios anymore? I was thinking about our planned caravan to Indiana with three vehicles (me driving our Big Red Van [BRV (tm)] towing our utility trailer, Shirley driving our E320, and my brother driving a rental truck towing our 240D/3.0), and realized that cell phones

[MBZ] 170S

2014-10-04 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I have driven a 170S, and would consider them dangerous on a highway. Practically a parade car. I would love to have one, though. Dan * I understand the 170 engine was subcontracted out to Briggs Stratton and had a pull start. DBV, 40:1 oil-gas mixture information minister

[MBZ] Lawsuit: White woman gets black man's sperm by mistake Ooops

2014-10-02 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennifer Cramblett: Suit - NBC News Black Donor Sperm Mistakenly Sent to White Mom Jennif... A white Ohio mom is suing a sperm bank for sending her vials from a black donor, saying her biracial 2-year-old daughter will be

[MBZ] Baseball bat murders at Miller Park

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Perhaps, but only a vanishingly small number are murdered by people who are legally entitled to possess a firearm. And more are killed by baseball bats than long guns. - Greg My beloved Milwaukee Brewers are being murdered by baseball bats in front of 30,000+ witnesses

[MBZ] N2 in tires -- the chemist has spoken

2014-09-10 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Dry nitrogen gas as an option to inflate premium tires (the places that have beluga caviar in the waiting rooms) is used because 1) The gas contains no moisture, and 2) 100% Nitrogen replaces oxygen in air, and oxygen decays rubber over time, thus at least extending tire life from within.

[MBZ] Jackpot!

2014-09-08 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Nitrogen Tire Fill $89 on there. ** In that case, I've got about $10K worth of nitrogen just floating around in my house. Who knew? DBV, N2 is the new oil shale information minister ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives

[MBZ] Siri and privileged white men.

2014-08-31 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Siri can suck it, she couldn't understand a word that I said no matter how slowly I went. - Curt * Get with the program, privileged white man. Siri is programmed to only understand broken English Indian or Spanish. DBV ___

[MBZ] Car will start

2014-08-24 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
I saw that he just updated the CL listing for it instead of creating a new listing.  Not a bright idea, as it will stay way, way down the list and not be current.  And he's asking $950, not $700 like he was earlier ** Thats a page from the Okie book of car salesmanship: If

[MBZ] Failyah to communicate

2014-07-23 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
Last night he bumps it, saying he's got to get it out of the driveway and he's accepting reasonable offers. I send him a PM and offer him $1800 with the offer good for 24 hours. After all, it's a $2000 car in my market No response. Something tells me I'm not going to get one. Dan

[MBZ] I'll pass on the peas.

2014-07-22 Thread Van Knutson via Mercedes
My father-in-law has always been reluctant to talk about his wartime service. This was due to the fact that he was a POW camp guard, and in his mind not a worthy contribution to the war effort.   He's never really opened up about it at length, but we know that he guarded German prisoners

[MBZ] MB and their shatty wraparound antennas

2014-04-14 Thread Van Knutson
I had a 124 with its up-down-up-down trunk mounted power antenna that could pull in Chicago FM stations from 80 miles away like they were next door Next in succession is my 210 E320 with its stupid wrapped around the windshield antenna.  The first thing I did in the new buggy was tune in the

[MBZ] OBD-II telemetry gizmo

2014-04-08 Thread Van Knutson
I turned my computer upside down and shook it, but the bookmark for what I'm looking for didn't fall out. I am looking for a palm sized gizmo that hooks up to the OBD-II terminal under the dash that monitors various engine telemetry -- instant MPG, cumulative MPG, spark, timing, oil pressure,

[MBZ] Self correcting economy

2014-04-01 Thread Van Knutson
We need someone to bring our country back from the broken society / deathbed. Some may disagree, and personally I don't care, but Ronald Reagan brought us back from Jimmy Carter. Now we need someone to bring us back from this equally worthless Barack Obama. I don't know who it will be, but we

[MBZ] Aluminum V8 Halocaust Museum

2014-03-28 Thread Van Knutson
On Thursday, March 27, 2014 8:17 PM, Hendrik and Fay heni...@gmail.com wrote: snip If we get to the stage where everyone is on their tippy toes scared to  say or post stuff because someone may take mild offence, this list will  become pretty barren and soulless. Every good list/forum needs to

[MBZ] spade key no workee

2014-03-25 Thread Van Knutson
Just for shats giggles, I, for the first time since buying the car 4 yrs ago, put the spade key in the door instead of using electronic ingress as usual.  It fit but gave no inkling of turning / unlocking the car.   I confess testing the physical key in the door didn't occur to me @ time of

[MBZ] Morning Torque

2014-03-24 Thread Van Knutson
My favorite demonstration of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a stiffy and you just have to go pee right now. In order to hit the bowl you have to push it down with some force and this lifts your heels off the floor, That is torque! Fred Moir  Lynn MA  Diesel preferred.

Re: [MBZ] Mr McGoo

2010-10-10 Thread Van Knutson
... and it's Magoo, not McGoo.   Oy.    Dan *Or, if you really want to get politically incorrect about it, its Mistah Magloo, Mistah Magloo! What was the Chinese guys name?  I forget DBV, oh Magoo, you've done it again information minister

[MBZ] Real Life (tm) conversation with a high school student

2010-10-01 Thread Van Knutson
Scene: Me signing out a bathroom pass to a high school student ME (signing out pass) : What time is it? GIRL (looks up at clock on wall) : 7:27 ME: Oh, 7:27 ?  Do you know what a Boeing 727 is? GIRL: No, I never scored that high, but I like bowling.  I once had four strikes in a row.

Re: [MBZ] Top 10 best looking cars BUICK

2010-09-20 Thread Van Knutson
Anyone want to know who is the largest purveyor of porn in the world? Rolf __ I read somewhere that America's porn output is larger than its defense budget. Is this a great country or what? DBV, stars and stripper pole stripes information minister

[MBZ] Carbonite: si or no?

2010-09-17 Thread Van Knutson
Re: discussions of crashed hard drives, what does the august body assembled here think of carbonite--the $54.95 unlimited online data backup service? DBV, inquiring mind wants to know information  minister ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used

[MBZ] MORE WHINING BY INFORMATION MINISTER

2010-09-09 Thread Van Knutson
Windows XP back up, internet back up, but no sound.  God though, it runs like greased lightning.  Google chrome is the schnizzle manizzle. -- I have a Logitech X-230 speaker system.  Looked up in Logitech website and it has no drivers.  This is the third computer its been plugged into and its

Re: [MBZ] (SPAM?) Virus attack on the Information minister

2010-09-07 Thread Van Knutson
Jim Cathey j...@windwireless.net To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com Any [antivirus] suggestions out there? Linux.  Mac OS X.  No Microsoft anything on your machine. -- Jim * I am an old Mac man.  My marriage to Windows is strictly of the shotgun

Re: [MBZ] Today' Crack Smoker

2010-09-07 Thread Van Knutson
Alex Chamberlain apchamberl...@gmail.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com On Mon, Sep 6, 2010 at 11:55 AM, Russ Williams rawil...@eatel.net wrote: Becker Europa Radio

Re: [MBZ] 05 320CDI

2010-09-07 Thread Van Knutson
Craig McCluskey diese...@pisquared.net To: mercedes@okiebenz.com On Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:44:41 -0500 Kaleb C. Striplin ka...@striplin.net wrote:    I wonder what is wrong with it. The listing says, AC works great blows ice cold air ... No wonder. Craig

[MBZ] Virus attack on the Information minister

2010-09-05 Thread Van Knutson
My computer was attacked over the weekend by the most tenacious malware I have seen to date. It locks down your computer--you can't open docurment, video, IE, nothing--telling you your computer is infected and tries to direct you to a fake antivirus site where if you buy their fake antivirus

Re: [MBZ] 91 350SDL trirsty

2010-09-04 Thread Van Knutson
E M pokieba...@gmail.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com Just thinking out loud as I don't really know W126s, but the carpets aren't wet after a drive, are they?  They would dry pretty quick in this warm weather, but then again, if any was leaking into the driver

Re: [MBZ] Swede faces $1 million speeding fine in AMG

2010-08-14 Thread Van Knutson
Mitch Haley m...@voyager.net   Van Knutson wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10960230   Swedish motorist caught driving at 290km/h (180mph) in Switzerland could be given a world-record speeding fine of SFr1.08m ($1m; £656,000), prosecutors say. To paraphrase Joe Walsh: My new

Re: [MBZ] Track laying machine

2010-08-14 Thread Van Knutson
TE ban...@nc.rr.com To: 'Mercedes Discussion List' mercedes@okiebenz.com   Err parallel, not perpendicular   No, Tarek, you were right the first time.  Rails can be parallel, but also have positive or negative camber, which is perpendicularity or lack thereof. 

[MBZ] Swede faces $1 million speeding fine in AMG

2010-08-13 Thread Van Knutson
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10960230  Swedish motorist caught driving at 290km/h (180mph) in Switzerland could be given a world-record speeding fine of SFr1.08m ($1m; £656,000), prosecutors say.   The 37-year-old, who has not been named, was clocked driving his Mercedes sports car at

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-06 Thread Van Knutson
E M pokieba...@gmail.com  wrote:   I'm in Ontario.  While smoking isn't good for you, I doubt very much the odd cigar will have any negative effect on longevity what so ever.  As you say, in moderation, it's all part of enjoying life. I'm pretty sure cigars, or any tobacco products, are not

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-05 Thread Van Knutson
LWB250 lwb...@yahoo.com   Nod to the north, Van.  I had a Sprecker with my lunch today.  Yum. I hear that Harley is threatening to move production out of town.  That should be getting the locals worked up. Dan who just got his monthly care package from Bernie's Fine Meats in Port

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-04 Thread Van Knutson
We have minimum beer and wine pricing here.  I remember about 10 years or so years ago, there was a local wine producing, offering a good wine for $3.50 or so a bottle.  Gov said no no to that, much charge at least 7.50 or whatever it was.  It's not the greedy beer and wine producers, it's the gov

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-03 Thread Van Knutson
E M pokieba...@gmail.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com I mentioned the $1.04 per litre.  We have recently had yet ANOTHER tax added to most things, including gas.  To put it in perspective, when gas is now $1.02 a litre, I jump on it and fill up, as that's somewhat of a

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-03 Thread Van Knutson
DBV wrote: I dream of the day someone in the US has the stones to declare the embargo a waste of time and open trade with the Commies. What do you mean? The commies are our largest debt owner - china is still communist, no? mao *** I'll be impressed with the ChiComs

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-02 Thread Van Knutson
Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com They label the gas at my station here in Canada, and they also label the cost breakdown of what you're paying per litre.  Raw oil, processing, various TAXES, and profits. For anyone who thinks the oil companies make too much money per gallon of

Re: [MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-02 Thread Van Knutson
E M pokieba...@gmail.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com Hee hee, .57 a gallon.  Wait til I post some of the taxes we pay here in Canada, per LITRE, not per gallon.  We're not Europe, but that's not stopping those in power from trying to tax us like Europeans!! Ed 300E  

[MBZ] Ethanol in the Glorious People's Premium ?

2010-08-01 Thread Van Knutson
  Not sure about gas where you buy it, but here, most premium is all gas, where the lower grades are cut with ethynol (sp).  It doesn't have the same bang for the buck per gallon, so when you factor all things, in, I'm not sure how much cheaper running regular really is.  I personally just follow

[MBZ] 123 lust

2010-07-31 Thread Van Knutson
WILTON wilt...@nc.rr.com To: mercedes list mercedes@okiebenz.com Whenever I see a nice looking, low-mileage 123, I lust a bit in my heart, but, alas, I'll hafta to let 'em go; I've fallen for a coupla younger ladies - 124, 126. Wilton   ***   Had 'em both. 

[MBZ] Actung!

2010-07-31 Thread Van Knutson
WILTON wilt...@nc.rr.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com If hybrid is such a rage,why the etc. doesn't somebody other than GE build a Diesel/elec? ***   They were called Unterseeboot and handled especially well in wet weather.   DBV, who will be here all

Re: [MBZ] lead?

2010-07-24 Thread Van Knutson
Friday, July 23, 2010 7:22 PM From: relng...@aol.com To: mercedes@okiebenz.com Thanks, but the 100LL/avgas option doesn't seem too realistic.??With whatever the?price of 100 octane (7 pts above even present day?premium) combined with my thirsty steed's 11 mpg,?my 450's cost per

[MBZ] 450 SL--Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

2010-07-24 Thread Van Knutson
Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:13 PM From: relng...@aol.com ...My 74 is pre-cat made for leaded gas engine.? I believe 74 was the final yr for leaded at least in MBZ's.?? Thirsty but worth it...225 hp can break the rear end loose in all gears.. My '73 450SE had 195hp according to

Re: [MBZ] OT 41 years ago (less a few minutes)

2010-07-23 Thread Van Knutson
From: Mountain Man maontin@gmail.com -Max wrote: A classmate of my mother's died as part of the crew that burned up in O2 atmosphere on the launch pad.  My mother is quite sure his death and funeral were real. Yes. But a long way from moon. mao   ***  

Re: [MBZ] 450SL

2010-07-23 Thread Van Knutson
Mitch Haley m...@voyager.net With nice big 1974 bumpers. (but it predates catalytic converters, right?) http://lansing.craigslist.org/cto/1855418235.html *   I have a 74 450SL (in storage x 10 yrs+) and it is pre cat, pre unleaded. I am quite sure the first

Re: [MBZ] 450SL

2010-07-23 Thread Van Knutson
  Mitch Haley m...@voyager.net   Van Knutson wrote: speaking of which, once I awaken my sleeping beauty, what should I do about the leaded gas issue? additives etc? Well, if it weren't for tax considerations, you could run 100 octane low lead (about twice as much lead as regular gas

Re: [MBZ] New Biz?

2010-07-22 Thread Van Knutson
Frederick W Moir fred.s...@verizon.net Rusty, are you branching out? http://www.rustysautosalvage.com Just Kidding! Fred Moir Lynn MA     better not --- kaleb has a no compete clause in his okielist contract.   DBV, giver of laws information minister

Re: [MBZ] DBV: banned lister who came in from the cold

2010-07-21 Thread Van Knutson
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 11:51 AM From: Mountain Man maontin@gmail.com To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com DBV wrote: I see the Chairman and Rocket have rolled out the red carpet for me. Rocket? He ain't here, is he? There's also okie-banned, you know. Where we eat

Re: [MBZ] DBV: banned lister who came in from the cold

2010-07-21 Thread Van Knutson
From: Rich Thomas richthomas79td...@constructivity.net To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com OH WOW MAN I am having a flashback... --R Journey to the Center of the Mind  by Amboy Dukes--I want to say 1968. My psychedelic trilogy is

Re: [MBZ] DBV: banned lister who came in from the cold

2010-07-21 Thread Van Knutson
From: SteveB mguzzir...@gmail.com Just dropped in could move up anyones's list when viewed with The Dude. Steve By the Dude I assume you mean alternately His Dudeness, or El Duderino   DBV, Big lubowski information minister

[MBZ] OT 41 years ago (less a few minutes)

2010-07-21 Thread Van Knutson
Rich Thomas richthomas79td...@constructivity.net    men from Planet Earth first set foot on the Moon.    I still remember watching it on TV like it was last night. --R   I was at church camp watching the drama unfold on a 20 inch b/w tv in the

Re: [MBZ] OT 41 years ago (less a few minutes)

2010-07-21 Thread Van Knutson
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 10:54 AM From: R A Bennell b...@mts.net To: Mercedes Discussion List mercedes@okiebenz.com So I wonder if time has been kind to Dawn? Gravity has a way of not being so good for such enhancements. Randy   *** We stayed in touch

[MBZ] DBV: banned lister who came in from the cold

2010-07-20 Thread Van Knutson
I see the Chairman and Rocket have rolled out the red carpet for me.   DBT told me the Okie list is a land unknown to man where fantasy is fact.   And if you can, please understand, you might not come back.*     * For 10 bonus points. not to mention impressing the hell out of me, what song are

Re: [MBZ] Contest- who has more MBs?

2010-07-20 Thread Van Knutson
Kaleb C. Striplin  wrote:   Yea, Im thinking about getting rid of the junkers and buying one nice car.   Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Kaleb say this.   DBV, don't hold your breath information  minister ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For

[MBZ] Dogs and Engine Signatures

2010-07-18 Thread Van Knutson
Kevin Kraly wrote:  If I still had a Diesel Mercedes, I would try to get him to recognize the sound too. Our Poodle Jacques used to hear my 300D coming a full 30 seconds before I'd arrive home. Alas, he's nearly 16 now and doesn't hear much of anything these days. Tom **   I