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On 15 March 2011 13:56, Michael Minutillo wrote: > One of the Naked Gun films had a newspaper headline of > > "Dyslexia For Cure Found" > > which for some reason I always remember > I had missed that, but now I will always remember it as well! Thank you for mentioning it Regards Arjang

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So this dyslexic walks into a bra ... (name withheld)

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> Yeah, I've heard them all before; I think I watched a talk of his. > This one: > > -- > Noon Silk His delivery is better than my text :p

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On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 5:12 PM, Michael Minutillo wrote: > Argon walks into a bar and the barman says "we don't serve your kind here." > Argon doesn't react. > > A neutrino walks into a bar. When the barman asks if it wants a drink it > says "Nah, just passing through" > > A room temperature supe

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Argon walks into a bar and the barman says "we don't serve your kind here." Argon doesn't react. A neutrino walks into a bar. When the barman asks if it wants a drink it says "Nah, just passing through" A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The barman refuses to serve it and it leav

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On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 4:57 PM, Michael Minutillo wrote: > A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. > "How much?" he asks. > The barman replies, "for you, no charge" Warning, slightly rude joke I just invented: Q: How does superman entertain many women at once? A: Superposition -- Noon

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks. The barman replies, "for you, no charge" On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 5:46 AM, Noon Silk wrote: > On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 8:24 AM, Arjang Assadi > wrote: > > This Implements IWalkingIntoABar interface : > > > > > http://www.reddit.

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On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 8:24 AM, Arjang Assadi wrote: > This Implements IWalkingIntoABar interface : > > http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g0juy/two_scientists_walk_into_a_bar/ > > any more anyone Q: Why don't qubits go to the tailor? A: They are scared of being measured. > It is Friday >

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This Implements IWalkingIntoABar interface : http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g0juy/two_scientists_walk_into_a_bar/ any more anyone It is Friday Regards On 10 March 2011 19:36, Stephen Price wrote: > No, as in using tables is gay... > > Ask any web dev. ;) > > p.s. yes, you got it. Sad

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No, as in using tables is gay... Ask any web dev. ;) p.s. yes, you got it. Sad I had to explain it to some people, hey Silky :p On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 4:26 PM, David Burstin wrote: > As in queer-y? > > > On 10 March 2011 17:33, Stephen Price wrote: > >> If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't

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As in queer-y? On 10 March 2011 17:33, Stephen Price wrote: > If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't it be a gay bar? > > On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 1:34 PM, mike smith wrote: > >> On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:15 PM, Simon Kuldin >> wrote: >> > No tables? Why is that? >> >> No idea. But it reminds

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On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 5:33 PM, Stephen Price wrote: > If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't it be a gay bar? What? -- Noon Silk http://dnoondt.wordpress.com/  (Noon Silk) | http://www.mirios.com.au:8081 > Fancy a quantum lunch? http://www.mirios.com.au:8081/index.php?title=Quantum_Lunch "

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If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't it be a gay bar? On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 1:34 PM, mike smith wrote: > On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:15 PM, Simon Kuldin > wrote: > > No tables? Why is that? > > No idea. But it reminds me of a sig in /. I just read. > > An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up t

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On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:15 PM, Simon Kuldin wrote: > No tables?  Why is that? No idea. But it reminds me of a sig in /. I just read. An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?" (but I wouldn't say 'An', because I pronounce SQL as sequel, not ess-que-ell)

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Provided you have permission i think its fair game. You also probably need to show not just the pretty screens but specifically what you're showing - just like in 3D show reels, call out what you did or the techniques you did them vs just showing 5secs of Finding Nemo and you then in small point te

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Hungerford [mailto:mhungerf...@groupwise.swin.edu.au] Sent: Wednesday, 9 March 2011 4:48 PM To: ozdotnet@ozdotnet.com; sim...@prism-solutions.com.au Subject: Re: I.T. resume Simon, make sure its machine readable. This means Word. and no tables. Use lots of their keywords. good luck

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Oh, that is EVIL. I love it. On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 8:18 AM, mike smith wrote: > On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM, Grant Molloy wrote: > >> Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0... >> >> >> > I wonder if we could poison their data and claim experience with .Net 5.0? > They

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On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM, Grant Molloy wrote: > Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0... > > > I wonder if we could poison their data and claim experience with .Net 5.0? They'd then put that in their ads, revealing how clueless some of them are. Probably a bad idea fo

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e same way about xml -Original Message- From: Noon Silk Sender: ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:03:50 To: ozDotNet Reply-To: ozDotNet Subject: Re: I.T. resume On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 10:01 AM, Arjang Assadi wrote: > I remember many ads requiring 5 years experie

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On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 10:01 AM, Arjang Assadi wrote: > I remember many ads requiring 5 years experience with .net back in 2005 ! > It had been around for about that long, I think. (I know I was using it in 2001 anyway, and that wasn't the first version IIRC). It is good to see I am not alone

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I remember many ads requiring 5 years experience with .net back in 2005 ! It is good to see I am not alone dealing with those clowns! Thanks Grant On 9 March 2011 16:03, Grant Molloy wrote: > Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0... > > > On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM, Wi

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I like the idea of an app portfolio as long as the links are correct and working :-) On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 9:59 PM, Grant Molloy wrote: > What's people's opinion of showing screenshots via internet links on resume > of apps they've built for companies ? > Most places have agreements where you c

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What's people's opinion of showing screenshots via internet links on resume of apps they've built for companies ? Most places have agreements where you can't take the app offsite, and you can't really demo an app in an interview with employer or recruiter.. On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:44 PM, DotNet

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Age is not appropriate IMO. On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM, Craig van Nieuwkerk wrote: > Depends on the audience, but if sending to a recruiter then have a > 'buzzword' matrix can't hurt. Then I have a recent jobs summary with > buzzwords. Education at the end. Minimal personal info, just name an

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Simple. Methodical. From: ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com [mailto:ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com] On Behalf Of Grant Molloy Sent: Wednesday, 9 March 2011 4:04 PM To: ozDotNet Subject: Re: I.T. resume Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0... On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:44

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I used to have a lengthy CV but I dropped it down to only very brief summaries. I don't really have a matrix of skills; more just a on-topic quick review of what I used. Seems more correct to me, but is prone to errors in that you may need to list things that would be trivially obvious to programer

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Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0... On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM, Winston Pang wrote: > lol, I agree with the buzzword matrix, when recruiters who use to call me > about a "Web Development" role and include WPF and WinForms and C++ in the > whole mix of it, I thought

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lol, I agree with the buzzword matrix, when recruiters who use to call me about a "Web Development" role and include WPF and WinForms and C++ in the whole mix of it, I thought they were reading off a long list of crap. On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM, Craig van Nieuwkerk wrote: > Depends on the au

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Depends on the audience, but if sending to a recruiter then have a 'buzzword' matrix can't hurt. Then I have a recent jobs summary with buzzwords. Education at the end. Minimal personal info, just name and phone number (and age I think). Craig. On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:07 PM, Simon Kuldin wrote:

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Hey everyone, Any advice on the best way to structure a resume for the I.T. industry? I've not needed a resume for a long time so I am a bit rusty J I do remember having a skills matrix at the beginning is very useful. Simon Kuldin | Senior Technical Consultant | PRISM Suite 3, 214