Groaner #1 of 2...
There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and
they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the
heat haze, a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer they
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Last week I got a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took
my
$2 and was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket
and
gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while
looking at the screen on her
Missed last week, so you must suffer thru two stupid groaners this
week. Y'all can forgive me this one time because it's the ...
*HOLIDAYS*...
...
Groaner for Friday, 19 Dec 03...
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's
2 losers 2 day
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* GOLF *
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies
are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and
when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10
feet, goes over to it and
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2 losers 2 day
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* GOLF *
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies
are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking
A funny repeat.
Subject: Mailman Bill's Last Day
It was mailman Bill's last day on the job after
35 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, the whole family came
out, roundly congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a
Subject: A Little Pink One
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of an erotic sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter,
grabbing it for support.
She
*2 STORIES* - - - - - (Anybody we know?)
Stranded
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on an unknown island. After being there a
while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun set.
One
Q: How do you say Virgin in German?
A: Fitzgutentite
.
Well, at least it was short this time. Don't forget - Old Age and
Treachery will overcome Youth and Skill
*RollMightyTideRoll*
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Q: How do you say Virgin in German?
Cheers -VO-
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Barbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
Indians.
After a tour of a reservation they were on, she was curious as to the
number of feathers in the headdresses.
She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His
reply was, one feather, one
squaw.
She
BHHWWWA
Slef E.
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Barbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
A woman was at the checkout counter at the Supermarket and she noticed
that the guy bagging her groceries was quite a hunk She wanted to
make a move but was pressed for time. He loaded the groceries in the
cart and as they walked toward the parking lot she decided to cut to the
chase and said
ROTFLMBO!!!
Great Joke VO!
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The Manager Please
A very attractive woman goes up
The Manager Please
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender, who comes over
immediately. When he arrives,
she seductively signals that he should bring his
face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins
to gently
Subject: Military Retirement Bonus
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
immediately, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch
measured in a straight line between any two points on the
ROTFLMAO!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
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I BELIEVE, VO !! We're gonna make them look like puppies !!
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Sorry bout that. Please believe - BAMA WILL BEAT the jaw-ga
dogs
Redneck Business
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Joe Bob was finished,
Hehehe.
RTR
LC
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Redneck Business
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed
a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful
teapot on a top shelf
manager, to finish
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, Hi there good looking, how's it
going?
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place,
Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years
old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there
and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins. One of the twins was
hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer
LMAO VO.
RTR
LC
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Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years
old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a
photographer to get over there
and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins. One
of the twins was
hard of hearing and the
RAGHEAD EMISSARY
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and
dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt
in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies)
and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of
Priceless. :-)
RTR
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Hey TIDE Fans - As you know, kickoff tomorrow will
be the start of
BAMA's climb back to the NC and I believe CMS will
do just that.
SO - Let all of us start this season off with a *BIG
DOSE* of Inner
Peace
By following the
WHY ARE SOME HAIRS WHITE?
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother
has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her
brunette hair. She looks
at her mother and
I like vodka and Milk of Magnesia, it is called a
Phillips Screwdriver.
RTR
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Drink Special
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks
Bartender, got any specials today? Bartender says,
Yes, as a matter
of fact, we have a new
drink invented by a
Drink Special
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks
Bartender, got any specials today? Bartender says, Yes, as a matter
of fact, we have a new
drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours.
It's a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. The guy asks,
Geeze, what the heck is
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, If you marry my daughter,
I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a
million dollar annual salary.
The guy says, What's wrong with her? The boss shows him a picture, and
she's hideous.
The boss says, It's only fair to
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, Who was the pig that did
this to you? I
Sweet Little Nancy
Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a large hole in the ground,
when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, What are you
doing there, Nancy?
My goldfish died, replied Nancy tearfully without
BBBWWHHHAAA!
Good one, VO!
Right, HuGe?
Slef E.
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Sweet Little Nancy
Little Nancy was in the garden filling up
Right back at-cha VO. Everyone enjoy the cookouts and fireworks, but
most of all give thanks for our INDEPENDENCE!! Drag out a copy of
Springsteen's Born in the USA and crank that baby up!
Roll Tide!
Rick
--
Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
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