Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-05 Thread leaking pen
ooo, thinking of other things to add to that list just gave me an idea
for a REAL invention

doggy/kitty door with an rfid reader for those pets with chips.  only
your pet can open the door!

On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:
 On Thu, 4 Jun 2009, OrionWorks wrote:
 Except for a tendency to pounce on their meals and occasionally hack
 up a hairball there will be no way to distinguish these futuristic
 invaders from the human population - until it's too late.

 What's wrong with pouncing on meals or hacking up hairballs?  I've been
 doing it for about as long as I've had the idea for this trapping
 experiment.  That, plus my designs for lamp-switch or television remote
 control rugs which can be operated by foot pressure.  And the indoor
 aviary to raise finches.  Perhaps long term events associated with this
 experiment extend temporally in both advance and retarded forms, as in
 Feynman/Wheeler.


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Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-05 Thread OrionWorks
Leak sez:

 ooo, thinking of other things to add to that list just gave me an idea
 for a REAL invention

 doggy/kitty door with an rfid reader for those pets with chips.  only
 your pet can open the door!

Good idea. The same technology could also be applied towards the
regulation of dietary consumption when several pets reside in the same
residence. Each pet would contain their own rfid signature/id fastened
to their collar. Each pet, in turn, would have a unique receiver with
the appropriate rfid reader tuned to their food dish. The dish would
only open up when the appropriate pet with the correct rfid id collar
approaches it. The bowl would automatically close up when no rfid
signature is detected, or if a different pet and different rfid
signature approaches.

This would solve a lot of headaches in the management of varied
dietary requirements for our family pets.

Just don't apply it to the cookie jar! ;-)

Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-05 Thread Terry Blanton
Too late:

http://www.thepetdoorstore.com/html/electronic/electronic.htm

Terry

On Fri, Jun 5, 2009 at 2:15 AM, leaking penitsat...@gmail.com wrote:
 ooo, thinking of other things to add to that list just gave me an idea
 for a REAL invention

 doggy/kitty door with an rfid reader for those pets with chips.  only
 your pet can open the door!

 On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:
 On Thu, 4 Jun 2009, OrionWorks wrote:
 Except for a tendency to pounce on their meals and occasionally hack
 up a hairball there will be no way to distinguish these futuristic
 invaders from the human population - until it's too late.

 What's wrong with pouncing on meals or hacking up hairballs?  I've been
 doing it for about as long as I've had the idea for this trapping
 experiment.  That, plus my designs for lamp-switch or television remote
 control rugs which can be operated by foot pressure.  And the indoor
 aviary to raise finches.  Perhaps long term events associated with this
 experiment extend temporally in both advance and retarded forms, as in
 Feynman/Wheeler.


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RE: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-05 Thread Hoyt A. Stearns Jr.
It's a great idea.

I'd also like to see a wet dog detector.  If your St. Bernard has just
been chasing ducks in a muddy pond, you don't want him carrying in several
gallons of water  ( it's happened ).

Hoyt Stearns
Scottsdale, Arizona

-Original Message-
From: leaking pen [mailto:itsat...@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 11:15 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)


ooo, thinking of other things to add to that list just gave me an idea
for a REAL invention

doggy/kitty door with an rfid reader for those pets with chips.  only
your pet can open the door!

On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:
 On Thu, 4 Jun 2009, OrionWorks wrote:
 Except for a tendency to pounce on their meals and occasionally hack
 up a hairball there will be no way to distinguish these futuristic
 invaders from the human population - until it's too late.

 What's wrong with pouncing on meals or hacking up hairballs?  I've been
 doing it for about as long as I've had the idea for this trapping
 experiment.  That, plus my designs for lamp-switch or television remote
 control rugs which can be operated by foot pressure.  And the indoor
 aviary to raise finches.  Perhaps long term events associated with this
 experiment extend temporally in both advance and retarded forms, as in
 Feynman/Wheeler.


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 William J. BeatySCIENCE HOBBYIST website
 billb at amasci com http://amasci.com
 EE/programmer/sci-exhibits   amateur science, hobby projects, sci fair
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Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread Terry Blanton
Speaking of, did you see the article on particle interaction entanglement?

http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/090603-maco-entanglement.html

It's a first.

Terry

On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 8:39 AM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:

 We recently constructed the first cat optical trap, a longwave
 incoherent 1-D version of the laser cooled adiabatic ion trap.

 Obtain a long spring-arm desklamp, lift it 10 high and aim its emitter
 downwards, and place a bath towel just below it (cellulose preferred over
 artificial fibers, aged fabric required.)  Apply power, and after a brief
 delay the space between the incoherent source and the cellulose absorber
 will fill with large purring entities extracted from the Dirac background.
 Remove power, and their number decays far more slowly than the time-
 constant associated with their appearance, perhaps giving evidence of a
 short-range attraction force.  On successive operations the time constant
 of population growth diminishes to a limit: a strange form of hysteresis.

 Chaotic feline trajectories are observed in multi-particle populations in
 the trap, analogous to those of ion crystals during optical trapping in
 vacuum conditions.  We see evidence that our trap was accidentally
 optimized for 720T and 1G acceleration field, but further testing has yet
 to be performed.


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Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread OrionWorks
From William B.

 We recently constructed the first cat optical trap, a longwave
 incoherent 1-D version of the laser cooled adiabatic ion trap.

 Obtain a long spring-arm desklamp, lift it 10 high and aim its emitter
 downwards, and place a bath towel just below it (cellulose preferred over
 artificial fibers, aged fabric required.)  Apply power, and after a brief
 delay the space between the incoherent source and the cellulose absorber
 will fill with large purring entities extracted from the Dirac background.
 Remove power, and their number decays far more slowly than the time-
 constant associated with their appearance, perhaps giving evidence of a
 short-range attraction force.  On successive operations the time constant
 of population growth diminishes to a limit: a strange form of hysteresis.

 Chaotic feline trajectories are observed in multi-particle populations in
 the trap, analogous to those of ion crystals during optical trapping in
 vacuum conditions.  We see evidence that our trap was accidentally
 optimized for 720T and 1G acceleration field, but further testing has yet
 to be performed.


This just in from an unknown source:

Professor Beaty!  Oops! You don't know that yet. I implore you to
cease and desist all forms of COT research, especially in the longwave
incoherent 1-D laser cooled adiabatic ion trap media.

What you cannot know from your perspective is that you are about to
open a time portal into a future probability continuum where an
opportunistic race of feline creatures have evolved to the point that
they are largely indistinguishable from human physiology. Your COT
research will accidentally allow one of these creatures to travel back
into our time-line and start a new chain of events with dire
consequences for the human race.

Except for a tendency to pounce on their meals and occasionally hack
up a hairball there will be no way to distinguish these futuristic
invaders from the human population - until it's too late.

We will become the property of the Feline race. Felines will outlaw
all doors, especially bathroom doors. The human race work week doubles
from 40 to 80 hours as compensation for the fact that Felines tend to
sleep up to 18 hours a day and prefer to spend the remaining waking
hours gazing out windows watching squirrels and taping Nature programs
on bird migration patterns. Felines will tolerate our existence, as
long as we continue to feed them.

From the bowels of Christ, please reconsider your line of research!

From Vince Dinglelint (reporter at-large in time and space)

---
Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread OrionWorks
Terry sez:

 Speaking of, did you see the article on particle interaction entanglement?

 http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/090603-maco-entanglement.html

 It's a first.

 Terry


I just received another unexpected response from an unknown point of reference:

-

All this talk about entanglement is highly amusing to me. Don't get
me wrong. I bought the entanglement concept hook, line, and sinker
as well, just like everyone else when I read about the odd phenomenon
in the science books. But in my case, after a series of unexpected
events which were not of my choosing, which ultimately culminated in
me becoming unhinged in time as the only viable choice left to escape
a nasty group of individuals who would prefer that I simply disappear,
I had to confront the startling revelation that time and space are
not at all what the 20th century science books claim.

Please understand, I don't fault these 20th century inquisitive
scientists and researchers. They did the best they could, using the
crude observational tools they had at their disposal. But then, that
was part of the problem - the observational tools, unbeknownst to
these researchers were becoming entangled in the whole mess as well,
essentially skewing the test results. Scientists thought their
observations were detached and objective when in truth they were
setting up conditions - what I would describe as pocket-probability
realities that were as transient as the sub-atomic particles they were
attempting to pin down.

I could blather on, such as what in your time-frame, what is called
entanglement would be more apt to be described as nothing more
mundane than another pattern of unified consciousness manifesting some
of its fundamental characteristics - but I am likely to get a lot of
blank stares. No matter. It will all come out in the wash eventually.

If there is one piece of useful insight that I hope I can convey
concerning the entanglement mystery it would be: Stop trying to
observe the phenomenon so intently with your rulers and yard sticks!
Stop trying to whack them so hard, too! Stop trying to pick all those
particles apart into their fundamental components. All you'll end up
doing is produce a new batch of mysterious particles and
characteristics just as paradoxical. What is, well... what you will
eventually discover is that this so-called entanglement phenomenon
is nothing more mysterious than a fundamental characteristic of
unified consciousness randomly generating a new batch of camouflage
environments for consciousness to enter into and play around in. I
know that doesn't make much sense to many readers, but that's the best
that I can do in dis-entangleing the mystery, particularly within
the short period of time I have left at my disposal.

I have to sever the connection now. The time-line police are very good
at tapping into unregistered transmissions, especially if they are
kept stable for more than a few minutes at a time - no pun intended.

Until our next entanglement...

Vince Dinglelint

-

Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread Terry Blanton
On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 12:30 PM, OrionWorks svj.orionwo...@gmail.com wrote:
 What is, well... what you will
 eventually discover is that this so-called entanglement phenomenon
 is nothing more mysterious than a fundamental characteristic of
 unified consciousness randomly generating a new batch of camouflage
 environments for consciousness to enter into and play around in.

Could we all agree to an environment where I have won the lottery?  :-)

Terry



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread OrionWorks
Terry sez:

 Could we all agree to an environment where I have won the lottery?  :-)

I wuz contemplating the same request.

Well... there ya go!

Regards
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread Terry Blanton
http://www.hplusmagazine.com/articles/bio/spooky-world-quantum-biology

What does this all mean? Not only does quantum phenomena occur in
living systems, but the basic processes of life we take for granted
rely on the transfer of information backward in time. Life is so
magical because it cheats.



Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread William Beaty
On Thu, 4 Jun 2009, Terry Blanton wrote:

 Speaking of, did you see the article on particle interaction entanglement?

 http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/090603-maco-entanglement.html


Entanglement, followed by simultaneous altered behavior with a decoherence
time constant ...is phenomena commonly observed during desktop feline
trapping events involving multiple particles.




 On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 8:39 AM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:
 
  We recently constructed the first cat optical trap, a longwave
  incoherent 1-D version of the laser cooled adiabatic ion trap.
 
  Obtain a long spring-arm desklamp, lift it 10 high and aim its emitter
  downwards, and place a bath towel just below it (cellulose preferred over
  artificial fibers, aged fabric required.)  Apply power, and after a brief
  delay the space between the incoherent source and the cellulose absorber
  will fill with large purring entities extracted from the Dirac background.
  Remove power, and their number decays far more slowly than the time-
  constant associated with their appearance, perhaps giving evidence of a
  short-range attraction force.  On successive operations the time constant
  of population growth diminishes to a limit: a strange form of hysteresis.
 
  Chaotic feline trajectories are observed in multi-particle populations in
  the trap, analogous to those of ion crystals during optical trapping in
  vacuum conditions.  We see evidence that our trap was accidentally
  optimized for 720T and 1G acceleration field, but further testing has yet
  to be performed.
 
 
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  Seattle, WA  206-762-3818    unusual phenomena, tesla coils, weird sci
 
 


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Re: [Vo]:optical trap for FQ (Feline Quanta)

2009-06-04 Thread leaking pen
::Falls over laughing:

On Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 5:39 AM, William Beaty bi...@eskimo.com wrote:

 We recently constructed the first cat optical trap, a longwave
 incoherent 1-D version of the laser cooled adiabatic ion trap.

 Obtain a long spring-arm desklamp, lift it 10 high and aim its emitter
 downwards, and place a bath towel just below it (cellulose preferred over
 artificial fibers, aged fabric required.)  Apply power, and after a brief
 delay the space between the incoherent source and the cellulose absorber
 will fill with large purring entities extracted from the Dirac background.
 Remove power, and their number decays far more slowly than the time-
 constant associated with their appearance, perhaps giving evidence of a
 short-range attraction force.  On successive operations the time constant
 of population growth diminishes to a limit: a strange form of hysteresis.

 Chaotic feline trajectories are observed in multi-particle populations in
 the trap, analogous to those of ion crystals during optical trapping in
 vacuum conditions.  We see evidence that our trap was accidentally
 optimized for 720T and 1G acceleration field, but further testing has yet
 to be performed.


 (( ( (  (   ((O))   )  ) ) )))
 William J. BeatySCIENCE HOBBYIST website
 billb at amasci com http://amasci.com
 EE/programmer/sci-exhibits   amateur science, hobby projects, sci fair
 Seattle, WA  206-762-3818unusual phenomena, tesla coils, weird sci