(good grief!) :-)
tflan wrote:
This guy in Massachusetts hired "Big Artie" to kill his wife.
Artie wanted $10000 for the job but the husband only had a dollar to
his name. He could only pay after he collected the insurance proceeds.
Reluctantly, Artie took the buck.
Artie began stalking the woman and finally caught up with her at
the grocery store. It was almost midnight and there were no shoppers.
He approached her from the rear and strangled her. Just then , the
produce manager came around the corner and Artie did him in as well.
In the paper the next morning there was a report headlined
"ARTI(E)CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT STOP&SHOP
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