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Tom,
go play some golf
Mark A Patton
This guy in Massachusetts hired "Big Artie" to kill his wife. Artie
wanted $10000 for the job but the husband only had a dollar to his name. He
could only pay after he collected the insurance proceeds. Reluctantly, Artie
took the buck.
Artie began stalking the woman and finally caught up with her at the
grocery store. It was almost midnight and there were no shoppers. He
approached her from the rear and strangled her. Just then , the produce
manager came around the corner and Artie did him in as well.
In the paper the next morning there was a report headlined
"ARTI(E)CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT
STOP&SHOP
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